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July 11, 2012 10:00am by David Farrar

Caption Contest

This photo from Jacinda Ardern of the Labour Party leadership. Captions should be funny, not nasty.

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hmmokrightitis

You might think were ‘armless, but hell no, be afraid…
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July 11, 2012 10:01am
Northland Wahine

He’s my brother from another mother…
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July 11, 2012 10:05am
expat

And they wonder why NZ’rs don’t connect with them. I could go on but really doesn’t seem worth the effort.
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July 11, 2012 10:05am
Jimbob

The other party is doing bl**dy fantastic with the colour blue, so we thought we would give it a crack.
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July 11, 2012 10:08am
Adolf Fiinkensein

Hand me downs?

Hopeless, aimless, sleeveless.

Shearer’s White Shirts.
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July 11, 2012 10:08am
Manolo

Yes, the latest fashion tip from our friends in Pyongyang.
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July 11, 2012 10:11am
Nookin

Of course we wear blue — we are closet tories.
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July 11, 2012 10:16am
Don the Kiwi

“Houston, we have a problem…………”

“Ummm….I mean…. “New York”
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July 11, 2012 10:17am
bka

New Zealanders need to in-vest more says Labour, leading the way.
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July 11, 2012 10:18am
cha

Closet Republicans?
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July 11, 2012 10:28am
KiwiGreg

Right I think we have the middle aged white male vest wearing demographic locked up, what’ next?
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July 11, 2012 10:36am
CheekDevil

“See my vest, See my vest, See my vest!”. “I really like the vest”
Ref: Monty Burns sings – My Vest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nYbKipNtac
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July 11, 2012 10:39am
mikenmild

With only 3 sales of those sweater-vests, the Santorum campaign campaign was always going to struggle.
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July 11, 2012 10:43am
philu

the labour party glee club and tabernacle choir have a dress-rehearsal…

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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July 11, 2012 10:44am
philu

evidence of the arrival/spread of the santorum virus in the new zealand body politic…

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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July 11, 2012 10:46am
philu

“..we all got our cool new sweater-vests from aunty helen…

..she went to rick santorums’ garage-sale..”

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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July 11, 2012 10:48am
philu

sweater-vest-power..?

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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July 11, 2012 10:51am
philu

“..we used to be radicals…i blame the arrival of the sweater-vests..”

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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July 11, 2012 10:52am
RightNow

The campaign for polygamous gay marriage picks up.
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July 11, 2012 10:56am
labrator

Labour’s alternative to asset sales is in-vest-men.
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July 11, 2012 10:57am
mikenmild

A few vested interests to satisfy.
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July 11, 2012 11:03am
philu

..male fashion-plates…..circa 1958..

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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July 11, 2012 11:04am
bhudson

The Labour Party leadership was confident that their version of stab-proof vests would safeguard them from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
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July 11, 2012 11:19am
Liberty

His and hers
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July 11, 2012 11:23am
wikiriwhis business

Heyy, they work….Mummy taught us well
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July 11, 2012 11:24am
philu

the vests act as a brain-block..

they were developed by the koch bros..and they prevent the wearer from having any marxist-thoughts…

..they seem to be working..

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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July 11, 2012 11:32am
Northland Wahine

Huey, Dewey and Louie…
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July 11, 2012 11:34am
Keeping Stock

Shearer: “No Grant and Iain; that’s NOT what I meant when I said that we had to support Cosgrove over this vested interest stuff”
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July 11, 2012 11:35am
Northland Wahine

KS! Winner!!!
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July 11, 2012 11:36am
philu

the blue-power gang…

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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July 11, 2012 11:38am
philu

“..KS! Winner!!!..”

really..?.you don’t think it’s a bit cumbersome/unwieldy…laboured even…?

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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July 11, 2012 11:40am
Northland Wahine

Laboured… Not bad Phil, not bad…
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July 11, 2012 11:44am
philu

the blue-power gang strut their ‘colours’…

..and strike fear into the hearts of the local citizenry….

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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July 11, 2012 11:45am
GTP

We thought we’d make it even more difficult for you to identify our leader
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July 11, 2012 12:20pm
Liberty

“We thought we’d make it even more difficult for you to identify our leader”
Which leader?
The current one or the wannabes. Sharpening their knives.
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July 11, 2012 12:45pm
RRM

The best-dressed party in Wellington that hasn’t got a clue is:
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July 11, 2012 12:57pm
Rob Hosking

When Labour MPs talk about in-vesting in our future, they don’t mean what you think they mean.
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July 11, 2012 1:36pm
alex

I like MikenMild’s one best.
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July 11, 2012 1:43pm
mara

The supermart manager will not be impressed when he discovers team leaders forget to wear their name badges.
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July 11, 2012 1:49pm
Put it away

Phool, ten unfunny entries don’t add up to one funny one.
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July 11, 2012 2:21pm
corner-shop...not

Shearer: ” look lads, Jacinda finds these vests HOT, she’s taking pictures of us…..oh sorry Grant suppose you don’t care too much for that being….you know, alternative and all”
Grant: ” no I don’t, but ohhh it would sooo go off the chart in a hot pink……”
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July 11, 2012 2:26pm
KH

“Damm. He too has read the book about getting promoted. Expecially the bit about dressing like the boss.”
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July 11, 2012 2:26pm
Northland Wahine

if only Shearer was wearing glasses…
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July 11, 2012 2:39pm
alla1

Party unification rebranding strategy
Stage one – act like lemmings
Stage two – talk like lemmings.
Stage two – dress like lemmings.
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July 11, 2012 6:25pm
valeriusterminus

0800789789
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July 11, 2012 9:11pm
Magnanomis

Tweedledee, Tweedledum and Tweedledummer.
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July 11, 2012 10:05pm
adam2314

right now” ” 10:56..

Should that not be .. Pricks up !
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July 11, 2012 10:49pm
Luc Hansen

The Three Stooges ain’t got nuthin’ on us!
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July 11, 2012 11:22pm
adam2314

Speak for yourself Luc..
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July 12, 2012 12:02am
Daigotsu

What a disgusting bunch of smug fucking cunts.

Just look at them there plotting away about how they are going to shaft the ordinary working kiwi battler.

It just makes me want to get out my hunting rifle and teach them a lesson on what the real world is like.
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July 12, 2012 4:02am
Lee C

Sorry – I don’t recognise an of these people… what do they actually do?
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July 12, 2012 7:33am
RRM

Daigotsu (320) Says:
July 12th, 2012 at 4:02 am

What a disgusting bunch of smug fucking cunts.

Just look at them there plotting away about how they are going to shaft the ordinary working kiwi battler.

It just makes me want to get out my hunting rifle and teach them a lesson on what the real world is like.

😕 There’s something wrong with you, Anders. Get help.
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July 12, 2012 7:35am
mikenmild

I’m not sure what’s most disturbing – Daigotsu having such repellent ideas at all, or the idea of him carefully typing them at 4.00am.
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July 12, 2012 7:39am

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