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July 5, 2012 7:10pm by David Farrar

Caption Contest

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Captions below. Funny, not nasty please.

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thedavincimode

‘B’ cup
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July 5, 2012 7:13pm
tas

Mayor Brown prepares to ask the gods for $2.86 billion to fund the construction of the rail loop.
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July 5, 2012 7:17pm
Pauleastbay

” I only have to promise free stuff and I can get an entire culture to debase themselves , amazing”
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July 5, 2012 7:18pm
philu

brown prepares for incantations/dancing…

..in/as a desperate attempt to conjure up some subway-funding..

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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July 5, 2012 7:23pm
philu

brown:..’these costumes you masons use are ‘unusual’..’

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July 5, 2012 7:24pm
philu

brown:..’banksie once tried to get me to do this..’.

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July 5, 2012 7:25pm
philu

brown:..’this headband makes me look like cher..’

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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July 5, 2012 7:27pm
philu

brown:..’could i have some nipple-clamps too please..’

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July 5, 2012 7:29pm
philu

brown:..’does your island need a new leader..?’

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July 5, 2012 7:31pm
philu

brown:..’why the jar of lubricant on the table..?’..

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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July 5, 2012 7:32pm
wiseowl

Why don’t you tell this guy to piss off DPF. (not Len)
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July 5, 2012 7:51pm
RRM

When roasting Long Pork, first prepare the pan with at least two pounds of butter, and don’t be shy with the garnishes…
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July 5, 2012 7:53pm
mikenmild

“Luckily I had the hat left over from a Christmas cracker”.
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July 5, 2012 7:58pm
slijmbal

Pro bus faction of council uses ruse of an award to try and find the off switch on Len.
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July 5, 2012 8:04pm
Adolf Fiinkensein

Hang on, am I not supposed to have a mammogram tomorrow?
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July 5, 2012 8:09pm
davidp

Survivor contestant wins immunity necklace, and is safe on the island for another week.
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July 5, 2012 8:16pm
marcw

An island princess prepares the unsuspecting hostage for the virgin sacrifice. She assures him that the kai basket he has been fitted into will preserve the small kahones. He is nervous though, and asks if there is any news of an available V8 for a quick getaway.
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July 5, 2012 8:23pm
philu

not even one ‘caption’ there..owl..?

..and who is ‘this guy’..?

..and why do you want him ‘to piss off dpf’..?

phillip ure wghoae.co.nz
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July 5, 2012 8:24pm
nasska

The hours spent at the gym & the rigorous diet were starting to pay off……Len now had the confidence to present his body to an adoring public.
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July 5, 2012 8:37pm
RightNow

CUMFASSA!!!
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July 5, 2012 8:38pm
Pauleastbay

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9377624/Breast-cancer-linked-to-bra-size.html

Beware Lennie
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July 5, 2012 8:41pm
Don the Kiwi

“How much in electricity charges can i save?”
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July 5, 2012 8:41pm
Peter

Len symbolically “losing his shirt” as a sign to all Auckland ratepayers.
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July 5, 2012 8:43pm
Don the Kiwi

Looks like “pork – barrell” politics.
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July 5, 2012 8:43pm
Don the Kiwi

“Do you really think this will work for Undercover Boss?”
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July 5, 2012 8:44pm
lilman

Hellen Clarke was never mistaken for a warrior chief as she hasnt the teeth for the job.
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July 5, 2012 9:12pm
snowy

“me um heap big chief of entire Jaffa nation”
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July 5, 2012 9:13pm
mavxp

I’m sure I ticked the “honoured guest” box and not the “sacrifice to the gods” box on the invite form. The ceremonial dress is not dissimilar.
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July 5, 2012 9:13pm
swan

tas at 7:17 nailed it straight of the bat.
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July 5, 2012 10:32pm
Magnanomis

Len versus the Volcano
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July 5, 2012 11:23pm
Put it away

I see we have the traditional half-dozen unfunny entries from phool, in the hope of fluking something good if he tries often enough. I can see why he fills his own blog by stealing other people’s content rather than writing something of his own…
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July 6, 2012 6:41am
philu

“..I see we have the traditional half-dozen unfunny entries from phool..”

and not even a one from you there..p.i.a..?

come on..!

..if you are going to criticise..lift yr game..eh..?

..c’mon..!..just one..!

(i bet it’ll be funny..eh..?..)

“..I can see why he fills his own blog by stealing other people’s content ..”

it’s called a news-aggregation site..

..can i suggest you look up the meaning of that..?

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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July 6, 2012 6:56am
Manolo

Back to the 10th century.
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July 6, 2012 7:16am
Lee C

I don’t fancy your’s much. . . . .
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July 6, 2012 8:17am
Fletch

“Sometimes, when he was all alone, Len liked to feel pretty…”
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July 6, 2012 9:54am
philu

(that one from fletch @ 9.54 am..is the funniest…)

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July 6, 2012 9:58am
Lance

Good grief. I agree with Philu
Fletch’s caption LOL
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July 6, 2012 12:08pm
slijmbal

Len modelling the new compulsory uniform for both train users.
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July 6, 2012 1:05pm
Kiwi Dave

Reactions to Air New Zealand’s new uniform were mixed.
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July 6, 2012 2:05pm
wikiriwhis business

“Time to put the fast food tax back on the agenda I think….damn powerful McDonalds!”
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July 6, 2012 2:14pm
Lee C

“Does my bum look big in this?”
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