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June 3, 2012 8:00am by Kokila Patel

General Debate 3 June 2012

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Steve (North Shore)

I see Jim Ignatowski is craving for attention again. A couple responded so now he’s off smoking up and wanking to celebrate.
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June 3, 2012 4:46pm
Manolo

More love for the bottle than her kid: http://news.msn.co.nz/worldnews/8477683/mum-charged-with-leaving-baby-on-roof-of-car
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June 3, 2012 5:49pm
nasska

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, “My father’s a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road, and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess.”

What’s the moral of the story?” asked the teacher.
“Don’t put all your eggs in one basket!”, Ashley said.
“Very good,” the teacher replied.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, “Our family are Farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a
dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, ‘Don’t count your chickens before they’re
hatched’.”

“That was a fine story, Sarah,” said the teacher. “Michael, do you have a story to share?”

“Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Shirley. Aunt Shirley was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whisky on the way down so it wouldn’t break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.”

“Good Heavens”, said the horrified teacher, “what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?”

“Stay the fuck away from Aunt Shirley when she’s been drinking.”
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June 3, 2012 8:00pm
Monique Watson

Father O’Connor keeps chickens behind the church in a coop. One sunday he goes to feed them and finds the cock has gone missing.
He knows there’s cock fighting in the village so at mass he questions the congregation.
“Has anybody got a cock”? All the men stand.
“No. No. I mean has anybody seen a cock”? All the women stand.
“No. No. I mean has anybody seen my cock”?
16 altar boys , 2 priests and a goat stood up
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June 3, 2012 8:23pm
nasska

One day, a father and his 14 year old son are in the bus.

The son sees a stunning redhead and yells, ‘hey babe, you’ve got some nice tits!’

The father, a religious man, thinks his son needs correction and sends him to a Catholic boarding school.

Six months later the son comes home for the weekend, and again he and his father are on the bus.

A nice blonde with a huge rack is sitting opposite of them. The father wants to know if the school taught him better manners, so he says: ‘Son, have you seen that blonde? What a nice breasts!’

‘Well’, the son says, ‘what would one do with breasts… but have you seen that bus driver’s arse?’
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June 3, 2012 8:28pm
HB

hahaha
my daughter just asked me why our local politicians are representing politicians,not us.

she is confused.
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June 3, 2012 10:04pm
HB

philu (12,547) Says:
June 3rd, 2012 at 8:58 am
ralston and edwards are increasingly like the two old guys on the balcony in the muppets…

LOL
CMU
call of the day!
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June 3, 2012 10:08pm
RightNow

thedavincimode (3,077) Says:
June 3rd, 2012 at 2:14 pm
Look, just fuck off so I don’t break my scroll wheel.

Never a truer word
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June 3, 2012 10:24pm
Griff

land banker cashing up?
$116,000,000
http://www.trademe.co.nz/property/rural/auction-475721326.htm
28.1 hectares!
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June 3, 2012 10:52pm
publicwatchdog

Please provide the EVIDENCE which proves that I have ever advocated ‘stealing’ water Elaycee?

Thanks.

Kind regards,

Penny Bright
‘Anti-corruption campaigner’

http://www.dodgyjohnhasgone.com
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June 4, 2012 9:48am
publicwatchdog

What do FACTS have to do with ‘authority’ Hudson?

I don’t follow your logic.

Are you saying that only persons in positions of ‘authority’ have the ability to ‘seek truth from facts’?

Or that you will only believe what people ‘in authority’ tell you?

ie: That you presume that everything people in ‘authority’ say – is true?

Kind regards,

Penny Bright

‘Anti-corruption campaigner’

http://www.dodgyjohnhasgone.com
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June 4, 2012 9:56am
graham

@ publicwatchdog at 9:48 am:

Please provide the EVIDENCE which proves that I have ever advocated ‘stealing’ water Elaycee?

I quote from this website:

http://waterpressure.wordpress.com/2010/07/14/press-release-auckland-mayoral-candidate-penny-bright-defends-the-basic-human-right-to-water-by-cutting-off-a-metrowater-water-restriction-clamp-you-tube/

14 July 2010

Mayoral Candidate Penny Bright ‘getting down’ and ‘getting dirty’ giving a practical ‘hands on’ public demonstration on how to defend families basic human right to water by removing a Metrowater water restriction ‘clamp’.

…

“Metrowater have cranked up their extortionate use of water restrictions to help enforce payment of their financially crippling water bills, so the Water Pressure Group have reconstituted our famous ‘Turn On Squad’ (of which I am a member).

Anybody whose water has been restricted can contact me on (09) 846 9825, and I can help you to undo Metrowater’s ‘tampering’ of your water supply.

As part of my Mayoral campaign, I will be giving public demonstrations showing how to unrestrict water meters, in order to help enable and empower as many members of the public as possible to defend their household’s basic human right to water.

…

Penny Bright

Penny, you can dress it up however you want, but the above is advocating STEALING water. Nobody is forced to get their water from Metrowater – people can put in water tanks and gather all their water for free.
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