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kowtow

tvnz 1 news just ran a piece on what a hero douglas was to run with Trumbo, the communist, on Spartacus.

Hollywoods darkest years?

The communists supported Hitlers war against Britain (when the Nazis and Comms were allies)

Hollywoods darkest years?

Britains ‘ darkest years.

And at no time did TVNZ say that that man was a communist!!

They disgust me.
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June 30, 2012 6:43pm
Luc Hansen

LJ (reid)

You may be many things, but you are not a Christian, sorry.

Wishing it were so don’t make it so!
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June 30, 2012 6:44pm
Leaping Jimmy

Yes Smits thanks for your interest and still waiting for your point. Normally one makes one, on a blog. It seems to be customary. Quaint isn’t it, but there we are.

defending Phil from all the people he has insulted at the KKK is just too much of an ask

phil’s probably getting to the point where he needs a DPS detail just to go down to the shop, he’s insulted so many people over the years. That is, if anyone gave a shit about him.

Not even the system cares about you phil, not even the system cares. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

no chocolate fish I’m afraid.

Dammit, I didn’t buy any pudding tonight either. It’s not fair.

You may be many things, but you are not a Christian, sorry.

Luckily for my eternal soul Luc, you don’t get to decide that, so why don’t you just shut the fuck up?
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June 30, 2012 6:45pm
Lucia Maria

Phil,

The last time we had this conversation, and I explained my position in more detail, you went bonkers and were banned.

Are you sure you want to do this again?
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June 30, 2012 6:47pm
Luc Hansen

F E Smith (1,880) Says:
June 30th, 2012 at 5:24 pm
Go away princetipytoe. Your hatred of David Garrett is obvious, and is not something that most of us share.

One could ask why FES hates Palestinians…hating David Garrett, if that is the case, which I doubt, is perhaps understandable, if misguided.
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June 30, 2012 6:48pm
David Garrett

“stigmating”…now there’s a new word…mind you, it is well after ” evening cones time” so I guess missed syllables can be expected….

Bit of an expert on abortion Phil? What happened to the Nipper’s mother again?
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June 30, 2012 6:49pm
Leaping Jimmy

Are you sure you want to do this again?

Lucia who cares about what he wants. Let er rip and let’s see what happens. Now phil we promise not to do anything to excite you, in any way.
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June 30, 2012 6:51pm
princetipytoe

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kaukapakapa

http://www.definition-of.net/kaukapakapa

Kaukapakapa , kaukapakapa meaning , definition of kaukapakapa , what is kaukapakapa – Kau-kap-a-kap-a.Cow-Cop-A-Cop-A.Mainly comprised of farms and lifestyle blocks.Abreviated to KKK, causing upset to locals because of the Ku Klux Klan also abreviated to KKK.Found in West Auckland, near Helensville, many residents dislike being associated with the place that “comprises of many pubs and whole sale liquor stores.” And the gang “The HLV.”
Some examples : Kaukapakapa
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June 30, 2012 6:52pm
philu

so..garrett..all those women support what you did as reported in that stuff article/link in gd @8.12 am yesterday..?

(..being locals in a small town they would know all about it..eh..?)

..do they really ‘support’ what you did..?

..and..have you long been in the habit of splitting wood after dark..?

..isn’t that dangerous..?

..and there is no coterie of sad/bitter/woman-hating old men in that bar..?..y’say..?

..that you feel right at home in..?

..that’d be unusual..eh..?..for a public bar…

..um..!..do you by any chance have a track record of being a serial-liar..?..a fantasist..?..there..garrett..?

..i seem to remember something along those lines..eh..?

..remind us what that was again..?.

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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June 30, 2012 6:55pm
bhudson

Nassau,

Whoar, that’s some kind of a logo…
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June 30, 2012 6:56pm
Lucia Maria

LJ,

It would be too cruel.
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June 30, 2012 6:58pm
nasska

bhudson

Good suggestion!
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June 30, 2012 6:59pm
Leaping Jimmy

The word of Christ dwells in you richly, Lucia.
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June 30, 2012 7:00pm
philu

“..Are you sure you want to do this again?..”

i don’t remember you actually ever answering it…

..so off you go..

..and try to stick to the question..eh..?

as in:..why don’t you as an anti-abortion christian…support a living wage/social-support/approval for those raising children on their own..

..if only on the grounds that such a prospect would deter many women from aborting..

(..off ya go..!..)

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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June 30, 2012 7:02pm
Viking2

So phools back and the blog dtuffed again by the useless and his mental mates.
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June 30, 2012 7:05pm
labours a joke

dont engage the smelly hippie…he might implode half luck..
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June 30, 2012 7:10pm
David Garrett

I must contact KARRA (the Kaukap Area Residents and Ratepayers Association) and get them to arrange a link to this blog… Or perhaps you could do it Phil, as a community service like….you are adept at that sort of thing….”linking”

The old village hasn’t had this much publicity since Colin Philips won the underhand 30 inch chop at the Helensville A & P show in 1982….

Whatever DID happen to the Nipper’s mother? You’ve always been very cagey about that….I’m sure she was a fine woman….
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June 30, 2012 7:14pm
kowtow

hey luc hansen @ 644

……you are not a Christian…….

judge not and you will not be judged……..well I’m judging ya….you’ra a wanker,,,,,who are you to tell any one what they are.What’s your chosen religion? Fuckwitwotery?

Talking of names

Palestinians are Jews, Jews are Palestinians

The rest of them are Arabs,which is what they,ve always been ,Arabs.

Arabs belong in Arabia ,not Judea and Samaria.
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June 30, 2012 7:14pm
F E Smith

Luc,

That is a bit rich, the anti-semite accusing me of hating Palestinians. Unlike you people of the left, I don’t hate my opponents. I may find them misguided, I might disapprove of their tactics, but I certainly don’t hate them.

Think about the definition of the word hate: to dislike intensely or passionately; feel extreme aversion for or extreme hostility toward. I feel none of those emotions towards the Palestinians. I do, however, wholeheartedly condem the use of murder and terrorism by those who claim to represent them. I disapprove of and condemn

the PA‘s extensive “anti-peace” investments, namely its relentless efforts to incite and subsidize terrorism, promote Jew hatred, and effect Israel’s destruction.

and that

Across the West Bank, dozens of schools, youth camps, sports festivals, and town squares are named after mass murderers of Jews. Effusive praise of these terrorists regularly flows on PA government TV, and in speeches by PA leaders. The PA also spends millions – supplied partly by U.S. aid – as pensions for convicted Palestinian terrorists in Israeli jails.

Repeating the slanders of the Holocaust, PA TV and newspapers regularly castigate Jews as “monkeys and pigs,” “a germ among us,” and a “parasitic worm.” The PA also spreads incendiary allegations such as false claims that Israel poisons Palestinian wells, infects Palestinian men with the AIDs virus, and kidnaps Palestinians to sell their organs.

Unlike Israel, where schools teach tolerance and respect for Arab and Islamic culture, PA TV programs also urge children to become suicide bombers, and demand the extermination of the Jews. Phrases like “they must be butchered and must be killed,” “kill them to the last one,” and “their children will be exterminated” are common fare.

And that is before we even begin to discuss the little habit Hamas has of firing rockets armed with explosives to land at random in civilian areas of Israel.

But I don’t hate them. I hope they will change. I hope they will see that hatred of the Jews causes more problems for the Palestinians that it solves. That that they are the losers, not the Israelis, who long ago worked out how to live in an inclusive and equal society. Homosexuality is legal in Israel, Luc, but how do you think a gay man would get on in the PA territories? Or, for that matter, a man who sells his house to a Jew?

So, no, I don’t hate the Palestinians. Nor do I hate Muslims. I have had Muslim friends and colleagues and liked them very much.

But it seems that almost every lefty thinks that if we oppose someone’s political viewpoint then we on the right therefore ‘hate’ that person. It is a strange and unfounded belief, but it reigns very strongly among those on the left.

Nor is it understandable to hate David Garrett. The man has done nothing that is deserving of hate. Whatever wrongs he may have committed at law have been admitted and a sanction imposed. The sanction imposed by the media that forced him out of Parliament was, indeed, an injustice to him. It is simply unfounded and irrational ill-feeling that seems to motivate princetipytoes, that is all. David has been remarkably forthright and upfront about his situation and I, for one, admire him for it. He even tolerates this taunting with the metaphorical broad shoulders.

So please don’t attribute to me feelings or opinions that are not mine. Unlike your well-documented (on the comment threads of this august site, no less) anti-semitism, I don’t hate anyone.

Perhaps with the exception of South African rugby referees…
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June 30, 2012 7:18pm
David Garrett

“try to stick to the question” says the Great Dissembler !!! How do you chaps do it?

Bwaahaahaaaahaaa?

Has he EVER answered a question on here? But just so I cannot be accused of calling the pot black:

No

Yes

She is not worth powder and shot [not worth suing, to you layman; would be unable to pay an award of damages if ordered]

No. She is known in the area as “The town Crier” or “the one with a mouth like a torn sack”

And now one of my own:

To what happy accident of providence do we owe thanks for two blessed days of peace Phool? Were you in a cona (geddit?) Under interrogation by WINZ?
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June 30, 2012 7:20pm
Steve (North Shore)

Now if Lucia Maria wants to discuss something with Phool then we should not interfere,
and that goes for you princetipytoe/miniphool
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June 30, 2012 7:21pm
bhudson

Now why would philu be so obsessed with the idea that David Garrett is commenting under multiple identities? Is it because he, philu, does? After all, has admitted to assuming another identity to drive buses…

By the way phil, did you continue to collect the DPB, or any other benefit, while you were driving the buses under someone else’s name?
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June 30, 2012 7:24pm
Steve (North Shore)

I reckon he was in the hinaki David. Wonder what for?
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June 30, 2012 7:27pm
David Garrett

Steve: No, they don’t do that these days…held overnight perhaps, but he was gone for a blissful 48 hours or so…

The two things we know he is guilty of (cannabis possession and benefit fraud) don’t result in remands in custody….it’s a mystery…

Perhaps the Nipper ran away, having had enough of the shame generated by Dad? (The yoof are so internet savvy, some of the poor chap’s friends must surely have located this blog and the Phool’s ‘contributions’ to it..) Perhaps Phool was embarked on a frenzied search for his meal ticket, and didn’t have time to annoy the bejesus out of the rest of us??

Who knows…one of life’s little mysteries…
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June 30, 2012 7:43pm
princetipytoe

Garrett having first denied the allegation of stealing to police.
Garrett said being locked up by police was “very difficult to cope with”
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June 30, 2012 7:44pm
Viking2

Link between religion and being overweight, NSW academics find

Link between religion and being overweight, NSW academics find

by: Greg Stolz
From: The Courier-Mail
June 29, 2012 12:00AM

Obese nation – comparing crowds

With the growing trend to obesity we compare music festival crowds in the 70s and 80s to now. Are we bigger?

RELIGION could be fattening, a new Australian study has found.

The study, by two northern NSW academics, has found a link between religion and higher
body mass index

(BMI) readings.

They say the “sin of gluttony” might not be as frowned upon by religious people as much as other vices such as drinking, smoking and pre-marital sex – and that many religious celebrations might even encourage over-eating.

http://www.couriermail.com.au/life/fooddrink/link-between-religion-and-being-overweight-nsw-academics-find/story-fn8t7s4s-1226411496970

The academics noted that people who practised religion at home – for example, by watching TV evangelists – were more likely to consume high-calorie foods and drinks and might prefer a sedentary lifestyle.

So we have plenty of fatties on this blog then.
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June 30, 2012 7:48pm
nasska

V2

If there’s correlation between BMI & Bible bashing then I would suggest that there would be a few score swamp monsters in the muster.
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June 30, 2012 7:55pm
nasska

An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says “I’m sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live”. “But Doctor” Bill replied “I feel great. I haven’t felt better in years. This just can’t be true. Isn’t there anything I can do?” After a moment the doctor said “Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day”. Excitedly Bill asked “And that will cure me?” “No” replied the doctor “but it will get you used to the dirt”.
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June 30, 2012 8:00pm
David Garrett

Nasska: I forget…are you a man of the land like the redoubtable John Boy? Either way, chilly where you are?

It’s far from tropical here north of Auckland, I can tell you that….
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June 30, 2012 8:01pm
nasska

David Garrett

Just another old tractor driver & servant of my flock. And you’re right…it’s been bloody freezing!
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June 30, 2012 8:04pm
Johnboy

“Pope Clement IV (23 November 1190/1200 – 29 November 1268), born Gui Faucoi[1] called in later life le Gros (Guy Foulques the Fat; Italian: Guido Fulcodi il Grosso), was Pope from 5 February 1265 until his death. He was elected in an election held at Perugia that lasted four months while cardinals argued over whether to call in Charles of Anjou, the youngest brother of King Louis IX of France to carry on the papal war against the imperial house of Hohenstaufen.”

Fucking freezing down here in Wainui David. Had to thaw the old fellow out in a warm sheep this morning! 🙂
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June 30, 2012 8:05pm
philu

so..lucia..it’s been over an hour..

..are you going to have a go at answering that simple question..?

..or have you just run away again..?

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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June 30, 2012 8:07pm
Johnboy

A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours.The priest agrees.

The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says, “Give it a shot father”. After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat.

The fisherman says “Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!”

Priest: “Uh, please sir, can you mind your language?”

Fisherman: (THINKING QUICKLY) “I’m sorry father, but that’s what this fish is called – a sonofabitch!”

Priest:”Oh, I’m sorry – I didn’t know.” After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop.

Priest: “Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!”

Bishop: “Please Father, mind your language, this is a house of God.”

Priest: “No, you don’t understand – that’s what this fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!”

Bishop: “Hmmm. You know. I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner.”

So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to Mother Superior at the convent.

Bishop: “Mother Superior could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?”

Mother Superior: “My lord, what language!”

Bishop:”No, Sister, that’s what the fish is called – a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we’d like you to cook it.

Well, the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them, and they all think the fish is great. He asks where they got it.

Priest: “I caught the sonofabitch!”

Bishop: “And I cleaned the sonofabitch!”

Mother Superior: And I cooked the sonofabitch!”

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, “You know, you fuckers are all right”.
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June 30, 2012 8:12pm
Steve (North Shore)

Ooh err Phool making demands about people not answering questions. That’s that pot kettle black shit
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June 30, 2012 8:13pm
nasska

The traditional Haggis recipe is quite simple.

1) Turn a sheep inside out.
2) Cook.
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June 30, 2012 8:15pm
kowtow

hey V2 your hero alias kimdotcom is fat fucker.

How little do you weigh?

Are u a teesy weeny little aetheist? or a big fat mouth? bwa hahahaha
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June 30, 2012 8:20pm
kowtow

johnboy

you’re doin a great job there , a bit like nasska. Pretending your’re real fucken funny,hahahaha,going through the internet for catholic jokes,that’ s just so original and funny my sides are splittin,,,,,,,, ha fucken ha you’re so funnny and original …..YAWN.
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June 30, 2012 8:26pm
nasska

TOP SIX CHRISTIAN PICK-UP LINES

6. “I just don’t feel called to celibacy.”

5. “Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy
Graham?”

4. “I’m pretty flexible–I don’t think a woman should be
submissive on the first date.”

3. “Before tonight, I never believed in predestination…”

2. “Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.”

1. “I hear there’s going to be a love offering tonight.”
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June 30, 2012 8:29pm
Johnboy

Your right Kowtow. I have to be more even-handed. Here’s a Protestant joke. 🙂

Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.

Little Sheila said, “When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!”

Sister Catherine’s eyes grow wide and she barked, “What did you say?!”

“A prostitute!” Sheila exclaimed.

Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and said “Whew! Thank God! I thought you said ‘A Protestant’!”
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June 30, 2012 8:32pm
nasska

It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John’s nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.

The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone.

“Oh, sister,” said the young nun dreamily, “I’ve been saved.”

“Saved? And how did that come about?” asked the old nun.

“Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.”

“Did he now?” said the old nun evenly.

Sister Magdalene continued, “And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fits my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock.”

“Is that a fact?” said the old nun even more evenly.

“At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved.”

“That wicked old bastard,” exclaimed the old nun. “He told me it was Gabriel’s Horn and I’ve been blowing it for forty years.”
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June 30, 2012 8:34pm
Johnboy

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!””Why shouldn’t I?” he said.I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!””Like what?””Well… are you religious or atheist?””Religious.””Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?””Christian.””Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?””Protestant.””Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?””Baptist.””Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?””Baptist Church of God.””Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?””Reformed Baptist Church of God.””Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?””Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”To which I said, “Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off.
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June 30, 2012 8:40pm
Johnboy

John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent.

On the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John. He was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and they couldn’t take it anymore. They decided to try and convert John to be a Catholic. They went over and talked to him and were so happy that he decided to join all of his neighbors and become a Catholic. They took him to Church, and the Priest sprinkled some water over him, and said, “You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are Catholic.” The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation was resolved.

The next year’s Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came, and just at supper time, when the neighborhood was setting down to their tuna fish dinner, came the wafting smell of steak cooking on a grill. The neighborhood men could not believe their noses! WHAT WAS GOING ON?

They called each other up and decided to meet over in John’s yard to see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent. The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. He was sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying,

“You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish.”
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June 30, 2012 8:42pm
David Garrett

Ah, Phool there you are….so do tell us…what led to the blessed 48 hours without your…ah…’contributions’ here on KB?

Do tell….
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June 30, 2012 8:47pm
nasska

Father Joseph went up to Father Fred one afternoon and said, “I am SICK of all this clean living. Tonight let’s you and me go out and party. We’ll carouse, drink, whatever we want.”
Fred was shocked. “Are you crazy? This is a small town and everyone knows us. Besides, even if they didn’t, they would see our clothes and know we were priests.”
Joe was ready for this. “Don’t be silly. We won’t stay in town, we’ll go into the city where nobody knows us, and we’ll dress just like anyone else.”
In the end, he managed to persuade Fred, and they went out that night and partied like professionals. When they got back home at 5:00 AM, Fred’s face became pale. “I just thought of something,” he said. “We have to confess this.”
Again, Joe was ready. “Relax, I told you, I thought this all out in advance. Tomorrow, you go into church and into the confessional. I will come in my regular clothes and confess, and you absolve me. Then I go put on my garments, you come in and confess, and I’ll absolve you.”
Fred was amazed at Joe’s brilliance. And so, Joseph went in later that morning and said, “Father forgive me, for I have sinned. My friend and I, we’re both young men, and last night we went out and caroused. We became drunk, had carnal knowledge of prostitutes, used foul language, danced to wicked music.”
Fred answered, “God is patient and forgiving, and thus shall I be. Do 5 “Our Father’s” and 5 “Hail Mary’s” and you will be absolved of your sin.
A while later, their places were reversed as Fred came in and confessed everything in detail. There was a short pause, and Joseph answered, “I don’t believe this. And you DARE to call yourself a priest? You will do 500 “Our Father’s,” 500 “Hail Mary’s,” donate all your money for the next month to the church, and go around the church 500 times on your knees praying for God’s forgiveness. Then come back and we’ll discuss absolution, but I make no guarantees.”
“WHAT??!!” Father Fred was shocked. “What about our agreement??”
Joe replied, “Hey, what I do on my time off is one thing, but I take my job seriously.”
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June 30, 2012 8:47pm
kowtow

Keep it up boys ,youse are just proving my point.

I told my priest when I die I want to be attended to by a protestant pastor and not a catholic
He said shocked….but you’ve been such a stalwart,donations to the Vatican Bank,paying for Calvi’s funeral,boycotting the da Vinci Code……..
I know Father, but I’d rather one of those protestant bastards to die than one of us……..
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June 30, 2012 8:49pm
Jimmy Smits

Leaping Jimmy (10,928) Says:
June 30th, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Luckily for my eternal soul Luc, you don’t get to decide that, so why don’t you just shut the fuck up?

Quick, everybody follow LJ’s lead! In order to get to Heaven – go fuck yourselves! Shut the fuck up! God fucking loves it when we swear! Holy fucking shit. Man, this eternal salvation follower of Jesus fucking Christ thing is easier than I thought.

Pastor: “Do you, Jimmy Smits, accept Christ as your Lord and Saviour, and repent from all your sins?”

Hey pastor – why don’t you go fuck yourself? Luckily for my eternal soul, you don’t get to decide that, so why don’t you just shut the fuck up?

LOL.
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June 30, 2012 8:51pm
Johnboy

A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road damage directly across the street from a house of prostitution. They witnessed a Protestant minister lurking about, then duck into the house. “Would ye look at that, Darby!” said Pat. “What a shameful disgrace, those Protestant reverends sinning in a house the likes of that place!” They both shook their heads and continued working. A short time later they watched as a Rabbi looked around cautiously and then darted into the house when he was satisfied no one was looking. “Did ya see that, Darby?” Pat asked in shock and disbelief, “Is nothing holy to those Jewish rabbis? I just can`t understand what the world is coming to these days. A man of the cloth indulging himself in sins of the flesh. T`is a shame, I tell ya!” Not much later a third man, a Catholic priest, was seen lurking about the house, looking around to see if anyone was watching, then quietly sneaked in. “Oh no, Darby, look!” said Pat, removing his cap and crossing himself, “One of the poor girls musta died….”
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June 30, 2012 8:52pm
Viking2

kowtow (2,068) Says:
June 30th, 2012 at 8:20 pm

hey V2 your hero alias kimdotcom is fat fucker.

Well dotcom isn’t my hero in the sense you imply. He has created something greater then you will ever do with your snivellingsocialist attitude and broken arsed mindset.

But that aside I would defend even you if it was the same circimstances. Not likely though because you have neither the imagination nor the balls to do anything that adventurous or exciting and dare I say, it profitable.
Now there’s a word that matters.
Roll up here when you can afford to say I have made a pile of dosh giving custommers what they want and allowing them to pay more for the facilities they rented from me.

But ain’t ever going to happen in your case is it.
Loser.
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June 30, 2012 8:53pm
nasska

As soon as she had finished convent school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business. Eventually she returned to her home town for a visit and on a Saturday night went to confession in the church, which she had always attended as a child. In the confessional Father Sullivan recognized her and began asking her about her work. She explained that she was an acrobatic dancer, and he wanted to know what that meant. She said she would be happy to show him the kind of thing she did on stage. She stepped out of the confessional and within sight of Father Sullivan, she went into a series of cartwheels, leaping splits, handsprings and backflips. Kneeling near the confessional, waiting their turn, were two middle-aged ladies. They witnessed Lena’s acrobatics with wide eyes, and one said to the other: “Will you just look at the penance Father Sullivan is givin’ out this night, and me without me bloomers on!”
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June 30, 2012 8:54pm
Johnboy

When you die kowtow! 🙂

Two small boys, one catholic and one protestant get lost in the woods. Darkness comes down and they near a monestary. Upon entering they are asked their faith, telling the head monk their religions. The catholic lad gets the best of treatment, good food, a good bed near the fireplace. The protestant lad however gets a bowl of cold gruel, is told to sleep by the draughty door to keep the cold out of the room. In the morning the head monk asks the boys how it was. “I dreamt I was in heaven Father ” said the catholic boy. “It was just wonderful” “I dreamt that I was in hell ” said the protestant boy. “And what was that like?” said the holy father. “Just like this place, couldn’t get near the fire for catholics”
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June 30, 2012 8:55pm
Johnboy

A Protestant died and was sent to hell. A few seconds after
arriving, the Devil appeared in a cloud of smoke and said,
“Hey Bill, Welcome to Hell! Here’s the keys to your Porsche.
Let’s go visit your beachhouse!”
Before the befuddled man could answer, the Devil whisked him
into the Porsche and off they went. Arriving at the
beachhouse, the man could only stare in awe at the
magnificent mansion before him. The Devil handed the keys to
the mansion and the sportscar to the man whose mouth was
hanging open in amazement and said, ” Well, Bill, I’ll check
up on you in two weeks. Enjoy!” And as suddenly as he had
appeared, the devil disappeared.
His incredulity fading somewhat, Bill went into the mansion
and found everything to be first class with running servants,
an indoor pool … the whole nine yards. For two weeks, he
lived like a king.
After two weeks had elapsed, the Devil suddenly appeared and
asked the man, “Well, Bill, how is Hell treating you? Great
place, isn’t it! By the way, I have another client to see so
I can’t stay. Any problems? We aim to please down here in
Hell.”
Bill replied that he certainly was having a grand time and
that he’d not been prepared for such royal treatment. In
fact, he had been expecting Dante’s Inferno or something
similar.
The Devil laughingly replied “No, Bill. Those are just old
wives tales. This is the way Hell really is! Great place,
isn’t it?”
Bill then said that everything was fine except that at
night, he’d been hearing these terrible blood-curdling
screams emanating from the nearby island out in the ocean.
This was so disturbing that he’d had to take an occasional
sleeping pill. He then leaned over and whispered to the
Devil, “Tell me really. Is that what’s in store for me?
After all, this IS Hell.”
The Devil could not stop laughing at this and with tears
streaming down his eyes, he said “No, you’ve got it all
wrong. Those people on the island are the Catholics. They
DEMAND it!”
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June 30, 2012 8:59pm
kowtow

v2
you haven’t told us how skinny you are.

And if thieving is profitable that’s what pirates do……they’re winners ,to a point.
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June 30, 2012 9:02pm
nasska

In 1950’s Ireland the Catholic Church ruled the country with an iron fist.

Tough times to be an altar boy.
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June 30, 2012 9:03pm
philu

shouldn’t you people be putting speech-marks around these ‘jokes’..?

(very kinda readers digest..aren’t they..?..or are you ‘joksters’ just very very old..?)

‘cos not putting speech marks is kinda claiming them as yr own..

..and universally bad/lame as they are..

..we know you have not the wherewithal to dream up even one of them…on yr own..

..eh..?

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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June 30, 2012 9:05pm
kowtow

hey v2 ,kimfatknackerdotcom didn’t create anything. From what I can see he took what others made.And invited others to take.
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June 30, 2012 9:05pm
kowtow

nasska
you have an unhealthy obsession with other peoples perversions……..
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June 30, 2012 9:06pm
nasska

kowtow

It’s only kinky the first time! 🙂
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June 30, 2012 9:10pm
Viking2

Kowtow is this you then?

Obesity linked to lower levels of education: study
Michelle Henderson
June 30, 2012

Almost half of the less educated Australians will be obese by 2025, a new study predicts.

The study looked at educational inequalities and the prevalence of obesity and showed the percentage of obese people with degrees, diplomas and secondary education would double between 2000 – the start of the study – and 2025.

Read more: http://www.canberratimes.com.au/national/obesity-linked-to-lower-levels-of-education-study-20120629-218g3.html#ixzz1zGaRGUYL
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June 30, 2012 9:18pm
kowtow

v2
You haven’t answered yet.When you look in the mirror is there a huge German pie scoffer staring back? Ja oder nicht?
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June 30, 2012 9:20pm
Viking2

kowtow, clearly you are an uneducated ass. If that’s what you think Dotcom did you are clearly thick as pigshit, and lack understanding of even the basic operation of megaupload.

Why don’t you stop displaying your complete and utter ignorance and go have supper with the phool.+
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June 30, 2012 9:24pm
Lucia Maria

Oh, what the hell. I’m not really that good.

It’s almost two years to the day.

See comment 10:54am. I didn’t run away, Phil. You got banned.
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June 30, 2012 9:26pm
kowtow

Judging by v2’s comments here

kimsourkraut must be

extremely religious und

extremely stupid.

Ja?
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June 30, 2012 9:26pm
Viking2

And the answer is no. A trim 88 kilo’s,
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June 30, 2012 9:26pm
David Garrett

So…not keen to tell us what led to “radio silence” for two days Philly? ….but you disappoint me…

I was expecting “shove it up yr arse”…from the man who NEVER uses ad homs, and instructs others that it is the tool of the loser…

Come on Philly…what happened?

What do we think customers? I think “chasing after the Nipper to get the meal ticket back” is the most likely…
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June 30, 2012 9:30pm
kowtow

Yeah but how short are ya?
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June 30, 2012 9:31pm
philu

sat nite..9.33…

what are the odds garrett is pissed as a newt..?

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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June 30, 2012 9:34pm
renderer

u not able to answer the question phil??
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June 30, 2012 9:37pm
philu

so..lucia..i see yr ‘answer’ there is that those children of sole-parents should be given up for adoption..?

so that is your answer to that question here..?

no support for sole-parents…the children must be given away..?

..that is the only option..?

..well..we all know that isn’t going to stop those abortions by women who can’t face the poverty/stigmatising…

.so..back to the original question..(still unanswered..)

why don’t you as an anti-abortion christian…support a living wage/social-support/approval for those raising children on their own..?

..if only on the grounds that such a prospect would deter many women from aborting..

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June 30, 2012 9:40pm
renderer

Also what did happen to the mother of ya meal ticket?
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June 30, 2012 9:42pm
Lucia Maria

Phil,

why don’t you as an anti-abortion christian…support a living wage/social-support/approval for those raising children on their own..?

My husband was speaking to a doctor at a men’s group he went to tonight who had been working in the UK for a while. He said things had gotten so bad with the benefit system over there that he was seeing 4th generation patients whose families had never worked.

Living wages (benefits actually) mean that there becomes less and less incentive for raising children with a partner, because the state steps in, and it makes it likely that the children raised this way aren’t going to be able to make it in the world themselves because they’ve never seen their mother and father together and they’ve not experienced anything other than the government looking after them.

Anyone on a benefit really needs to be very aware that they are living on charity, and not expect to have it as a right.
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June 30, 2012 9:47pm
philu

i note you left out the second half/qualification of the question…

(and an english anecdotal..?..third-hand..?..is all you’ve got..?..and answering the question how exactly..?

“…if only on the grounds that such a prospect would deter many women from aborting….”

..you are avoiding the question about preventing many of those 17,500 abortions each year..

(do you not understand the question..?..is that why you seem unable to answer it..?..)

..phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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June 30, 2012 10:02pm
renderer

Ya ask a lot of questons and answer NONE philu
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June 30, 2012 10:04pm
Lucia Maria

It’s after 10pm, and I’m tired, Phil. You’re a smart guy, make the leap.
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June 30, 2012 10:07pm
philu

so lucia…in yr ideal world..would you support a benefit during the pregnancy..?

..up until the time of birth..when the baby would be given to ‘good christian couples’..

..(as that is the only way children are raised well..eh..?..)

..is that how you would like it..?

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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June 30, 2012 10:09pm
Lucia Maria

In my ideal world, young women would not have sex with every joe, dick and harry and a few besides and whoops, I’m pregnant. They’d be a lot more discerning and wait until some nice young man promised to look after them till death do they part before they took their clothes off. ie they wouldn’t get pregnant and need to choose between abortion or dpb. That’s my ideal world.
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June 30, 2012 10:12pm
philu

i’m not that ‘smart’ lucia..i can’t read yr mind for yr answer..

..why don’t you just answer the question..?

..since 7 pm you’ve been avoiding it..

..and now you are ‘too tired’ to answer..?

..yeah…right-ho..!

..wanna sleep on it..and try to answer tomorrow..?

..it’s a simple/straightforward question..eh..?

..3 hrs plus and still no answer..

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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June 30, 2012 10:13pm
philu

re yr ideal-world..well that ain’t gonna happen..we both know that..

..so back here in the real world…

,.and the basic fact/reality that you cannot deny..in the here/now/today…

..is that a living wage and strong social-support/approval would mean many of those seventeen and a half thousand abortions would not be happening…

..and abortions are what you are purporting to oppose..

..are you really unable to join those dots..?

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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June 30, 2012 10:19pm
Lucia Maria

Since 7pm I have been making dinner, eating it, doing the dishes, making a banana cake and doing a bit of commenting on the side. So, no avoiding the question as such, just not particularly interested in answering it on your terms.

The problem with your question is that you are setting up a scenario in which nothing changes except for abortions being made illegal. What you fail to understand is that in such a world where abortions are made illegal, there would be a whole lot of other changes as well, such as a huge focus on reducing premarital sex which creates babies in the first place.

Each case of an “accidental” pregnancy would have to be dealt with independently. I would never envisage a world where women would have to give their babies up every single time.
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June 30, 2012 10:22pm
philu

i never mentioned abortions being made ‘illegal’..

where on earth did you get that from….?

..i am talking about the here/now…not some religious fantasy directed by you..

..do i really have to repeat it again..?

..and i notice you don’t mention contraception…just on ‘reducing premarital sex’…

..are you against contraception as well..?

“..I would never envisage a world where women would have to give their babies up every single time…”

just most of the time..?..half of the time..?..a third of the time..?

..what is yr figure..?

..and yr use of ‘have to give up their babies’..is just fucken disturbing..eh..?

..ew..!

..i feel like i need a long hot shower…

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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June 30, 2012 10:32pm
philu

so..all in yr own words..eh lucia..?

..and yr anti-abortion words are only words/posturing..eh..?

..when push comes to shove..you won’t support policies that would prevent many abortions from happening..

..what does that make you..?

..(and here’s a thought..why not ask yr priest that preventing abortion by social-support question..?..see if he has got an/the answer..

..it’s sunday tomorrow…

..tell us what he said/says..)

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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June 30, 2012 10:46pm
renderer

Repeating two small questons what did happen to the mother of the meal ticket and where were ya for the two day silence……simple………or what
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June 30, 2012 10:54pm
Leaping Jimmy

phil your whole argument is based on this fallacy from your post above:

..just why it is then..that on a real/factual-level you support political-policies and attitudes..

..that drive many women to abort..

..largely because they cannot face the guaranteed poverty/stigmatising that is the lot of the sole-parent forced to rely on state support..

Where’s your evidence that women abort specifically for that reason phil? If they don’t then your entire argument collapses like a house of cards, doesn’t it. Yes, it does.

So apart from your own personal assumption where’s your evidence? And don’t forget, your argument is suggesting it drives “many women” to abort “largely because…” so don’t bother citing any research unless it has those particular attributes phil. Citing research that suggests it might be a peripheral reason, one amongst many, won’t cut it.

So go ahead phil. We’re waiting. Well, c’mon.

all in yr own words..eh phil..?

and if you don’t or can’t reply

..what does that make you..?

eh?
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June 30, 2012 10:56pm
philu

yeah..ok twitchy…women don’t abort for those reasons..eh..?

..you really are mired in denial and delusion…aren’t you..?

..you your anti-abortion words are just a bleeding hypocrisy..?

..like lucias..?

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June 30, 2012 11:10pm
renderer

cone time ??
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June 30, 2012 11:10pm
philu

renderer..it is as obvious you are garrett as it was edna was d4j..

..you had may as well be blowing a big hooter/waving a sign…

..it is that clear..

..and you must be tanked by now…eh..?

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June 30, 2012 11:14pm
Leaping Jimmy

phil you haven’t answered my question. This is what you demand of others, yet you’re not prepared to operate by the same rules you require from everyone else.

..do i really have to repeat it again..?

where on earth did you get that from….?

Do women abort for reasons of welfare

just most of the time..?..half of the time..?..a third of the time..?

..what is yr figure..?

or is it the case phil

..when push comes to shove..you simply won’t come up with the goods you demand of others..

..you and your pro-abortion words are just a bleeding hypocrisy..?

eh?
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June 30, 2012 11:15pm
renderer

PhilI live at the bottom of the south island. Dave lves at the top of the north island. Your assertion is a geographical impossibility
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June 30, 2012 11:18pm
philu

and a believer of his big-friend-in-the-sky..is asking me for/demanding ‘evidence’..?

..brilliant..!..eh..?

..and totally irony-free too…

..which makes it all the sweeter/funnier…

phillip ure whoar.co.nz
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June 30, 2012 11:28pm
philu

yr ‘question’ is a nonsense..there..twitchy/reid…

..are you really trying to claim some women don’t abort because of the guaranteed years of poverty/underclass..

..and the vilification/stigmatising by the purse-lipped judgemental ones..like yrslf…?

..really…?

..and i am arguing ‘pro-abortion’..?..you don’t shy away from the big lie..do you..?

..i am arguing for policies/attitudes that will prevent abortions…

..it is yr arguments that are pro/promoting the reasons for abortion..

..are you really unable to see that..?

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June 30, 2012 11:36pm
Leaping Jimmy

..are you really trying to claim some women don’t abort because of the guaranteed years of poverty/underclass..

..and the vilification/stigmatising by the purse-lipped judgemental ones..like yrslf…?

..really…?

Oh yes. Definitely. Why the fuck would anyone abort when they have the DPB? Perhaps you’re just a moron phil but women actually think abortion is a big deal. They don’t kill the living thing inside them on a mere whim. It takes a lot of thought before they do it and many of them suffer for years afterward and they never, ever forget. It’s not just: oh well, flush it and forget it. No it’s not like that at all. Don’t you understand that you moron?

So given this FACT, it’s natural isn’t it that those considerations come way before mere economics. Economics doesn’t even factor into any sort of equation unless you’re a particularly stupid or inhuman mother. Fancy a woman aborting her own baby simply because the DPB doesn’t pay enough money. I daresay phil that if you walked down to your local abortion clinic and asked the women there whether or not they were doing it for the reason YOU think they’re doing it, they’d knee you in the balls and throw you into the street for being a fucking stupid mental.

..are you really unable to see that..?
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June 30, 2012 11:50pm
Manolo

What can we expect from followers of the religion of peace? http://news.msn.co.nz/worldnews/8492171/unesco-pleads-for-end-to-timbuktu-raid
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July 1, 2012 7:37am
Manolo

Freedom of expression arab-style: http://www.timesofisrael.com/known-algerian-writer-denied-cash-prize-after-visiting-israel/
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