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May 8, 2012 8:00am by Kokila Patel

General Debate 8 May 2012

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philu

and i don’t use an alarm clock..but i do get up @ 5.00 am..

..and do this..

http://whoar.co.nz/2012/today-in-news-may-8th-2012/

ed:..there are 39 new/fresh stories/links for you today..

..happy reading..

..eh..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 8, 2012 8:04pm
Steve (North Shore)

To do this:

whore.co.nz/2012/today
Nobody wants to watch you masturbaiting Phool
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May 8, 2012 8:07pm
Johnboy

Writing shit is bad enough Magpie but trying to force the discerning clientele of KB to read it is just far too gauche! 🙂
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May 8, 2012 8:08pm
Johnboy

Have you never been schooled in the social graces?
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May 8, 2012 8:08pm
philu

what did you do..john-yob..?

why so coy..?

..it was an ugly/nasty one..?

and..you are anonymous/cowering behind a fake-name..after all..

..phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 8, 2012 8:11pm
labours a joke

http://news.msn.co.nz/nationalnews/8464083/maori-claiming-title-to-21-beaches-report

Gee.. didnt see that coming. Thank you Tinkerbell. Thank you Key.
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May 8, 2012 8:12pm
Yvette

A high-level probe in to the source of a Government leak has been launched as Prime Minister John Key claims the person responsible ”betrayed the basic code of conduct”.
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The papers, leaked to Labour’s foreign affairs spokesman Phil Goff, related to restructuring plans at the Foreign Affairs Ministry.
The cabinet committee that was to discuss the paper had not even met when Goff revealed its details.

So why was Goff able to use this information in Question Time without being told they were illegally obtained papers and any answer required the Member to also break Cabinet rules?
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May 8, 2012 8:12pm
nasska

I was watching a scene today where the Incredible Hulk smashes up a supermarket, terrorising the customers, leaving cans spinning all over the floor and then breaks through the doors into the car park.

For those of you at Pak n Save in Masterton at 9.30am this morning, my wife has PMT, couldn’t find the “right” chocolate, and all I can do is apologise…
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May 8, 2012 8:16pm
Nostalgia-NZ

Phillip has revealed absolute perfection for an opening bat, the poor fast bowlers fall by the wayside anticipating when they’ll next be out for a duck.
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May 8, 2012 8:17pm
Johnboy

Well after I got out of selling actinic scrapings from the Nevada test site as “Highly active organic fertilizer” Magpie I retired to the rolling hills of Mount Wainui to invest my millions in being nice to lovely little Lamby things. 🙂
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May 8, 2012 8:21pm
Johnboy

Most of my product has been sold by now to serious organic growers such as yourself.

Next time you take a deep toke and blow out the smoke try turning out the light and let me know what you see! 🙂
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May 8, 2012 8:24pm
philu

oh..so you run an animal concentration camp..?

..you are an animal-slaver..?

..you make you money from abusing/killing lambs..?

..and you are sitting in moral judgement..?..on anyone..?

..you..yr money..are soaked in blood/suffering..

..you are the lowest of the low..

..phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 8, 2012 8:28pm
nasska

Shit Johnboy……it’s going to cost a few bob in backhanders when you have to slip all this past Gaia someday!
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May 8, 2012 8:32pm
bhudson

All those vegetables….
…pulled from their nesting….
..roots torn from the warm soil…
…to the beast that devours….eh?

You’re a real butcher of the defenseless Philu..eh?..
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May 8, 2012 8:33pm
Johnboy

Thought this might be useful Magpie! 🙂

http://www.ferntech.co.nz/blood-pressure-monitor-certified-used-in-nz-clinics-p-139.html?zenid=h0m34u0hcktdeg8qli16fe79v7
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May 8, 2012 8:34pm
philu

bob marley doco on maori tv..now..

..i saw marley when he toured here in ’79..

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 8, 2012 8:35pm
Johnboy

The light switch is that funny little fuzzy thingie on the wall Magpie.

Somewhere, approximately, half-way between the floor and the wall or the other way round if you can’t discern up from down by now! 🙂
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May 8, 2012 8:38pm
Johnboy

“..i saw marley when he toured here in ’79..”

Bet he never noticed you? 🙂
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May 8, 2012 8:44pm
philu

“..Bet he never noticed you? :)..”

well..as i was standing up the front..at a sparsely attended concert..

(all the gangs were there..peaceably co-existing in marley..heh..!..)

..with my three yr old daughter sitting on my shoulders..

..he may gave noticed..or he may not..

..yr point..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 8, 2012 9:00pm
Johnboy

Just trying to work out yr age! 🙂
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May 8, 2012 9:01pm
bhudson

Sparsely attended?

Are you suggesting Bob wasn’t very popular Phil?
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May 8, 2012 9:04pm
Johnboy

Just have. Welcome Phil Rue to the old farts club! 🙂

Born 1956! 🙂

Yr a doddering old fart trying to pretend yr a trendy young doper! 🙂

Get a fucking life! 🙂
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May 8, 2012 9:07pm
philu

“..Are you suggesting Bob wasn’t very popular Phil?..”

he was still pretty underground then..

..there were no security goons..

..you could easily walk around/thru the crowd..

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 8, 2012 9:11pm
Johnboy

Logic: Daughter three in 79. Born 76. Phil sixteen when got his root=born 1960.

Phil too bloody stupid to know what dick was at sixteen. Give him benefit of doubt=20=born 1956.

Worst case scenario Phil=30=born 1946.

Has fucking cheek calling me old fart! 🙂
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May 8, 2012 9:11pm
philu

the aged sot/alcoholic..john-yob..gives intoxicant advice..

..right ho..!

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 8, 2012 9:13pm
Johnboy

Answer my logic Magpie.
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May 8, 2012 9:14pm
Northland Wahine

What a load of shit… I was at the 1979 concert at Western springs as 16 yr old and the concert was packed. And yep there was plenty of a security… They laid low because the concert goers were well behaved.

Damn good concert it was too!
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May 8, 2012 9:15pm
bhudson

he was still pretty underground then..

In 1979? You are, like, kidding, like, right, Phil?
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May 8, 2012 9:17pm
Johnboy

I’ve always thought that women were at their prime around say 49! 🙂
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May 8, 2012 9:19pm
graham

Johnboy – try 1951. Phil is now 61 years old.
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May 8, 2012 9:21pm
Johnboy

Course Magpie’s are well past it at 60 odd, shows really! 🙂
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May 8, 2012 9:21pm
Johnboy

Thanks graham. 🙂 I might take up working out the age of the universe next! 🙂
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May 8, 2012 9:22pm
philu

and ‘metal:..a headbangers’ journey’ is on sat nite..on maori tv..

..the boy and i saw that some years ago..

..it is a most excellent doco..

..a pointy-headed look at the history of metal..

..with really fucken good historical metal footage…

..i give it the highest recommendation..

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 8, 2012 9:25pm
Johnboy

Surprised a doddering old fart of 61 can remember all that stuff Magpie!

What’s yr secret?

D’ye tie knots in yr piles? 🙂
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May 8, 2012 9:28pm
philu

“..What’s yr secret?..”

no booze..no eating animal bits..

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 8, 2012 9:34pm
Northland Wahine

JB… Methinks you’ll find bugger all sheep aged 49… No pun intended… Sniggers…
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May 8, 2012 9:34pm
Johnboy

But the fun is in the hunting NW. 🙂
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May 8, 2012 9:39pm
Johnboy

61 Magpie! 🙂

Your whole life and cyber persona have been a lie. Don’t you feel guilty?
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May 8, 2012 9:41pm
Viking2

taxpayer money saved.

The retrial of the Urewera four has been canned.

Good job.
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May 8, 2012 9:41pm
Johnboy

Are we shooting them at dawn then?
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May 8, 2012 9:42pm
bhudson

“..What’s yr secret?..”

no booze..no eating animal bits..

Sort of proves how bad long term dope use is then, doesn’t it? Eh..?
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May 8, 2012 9:43pm
Viking2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YBGVYRsGxnQ
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May 8, 2012 9:49pm
Don the Kiwi

Poor philu

Demonstration of a waste of a good education at the de la Salle brothers in Otahuhu.
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May 8, 2012 9:50pm
philu

just because yr basic comprehension skills are dulled by alcohol..

..and you have trouble keeping up..eh..?

..i’ve never concealed my age…

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 8, 2012 9:54pm
Luc Hansen

The Urewera Four will not be retried on the charge of belonging to a criminal organization.

Justice is served! :thumbsup:
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May 8, 2012 9:56pm
philu

be-real is a bit overdue for a rant..eh..?

..maybe he/she has fallen into an earlier than usual alcoholic-stupor..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 8, 2012 9:57pm
Johnboy

Not really old chap. I don’t really give a fuck how old you are.

You are just a little bit of amusement on another night of fuck all choice on TV really.
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May 8, 2012 9:58pm
Viking2

Hey johnboy. Found ya some sheep.

http://screencast.com/t/7R985eZdD

Telephone cords and old telephones.
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May 8, 2012 9:58pm
Luc Hansen

JB

You can’t afford SoHo?
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May 8, 2012 9:59pm
Johnboy

I always knew your standards were bloody low Lance! 🙂
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May 8, 2012 10:00pm
Johnboy

V2. 🙂

Very good.
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May 8, 2012 10:01pm
Johnboy

Anyway. This is getting boring. Night y’all! 🙂
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May 8, 2012 10:06pm
philu

“..You are just a little bit of amusement on another night of fuck all choice on TV really…”

you aren’t watching ‘outnumbered’ on prime..?

silly you..!

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 8, 2012 10:07pm
krazykiwi

I thought I’d read just about every crazy theory.. and now this: Farting Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs passing wind may have caused climate change

Huge plant-eating dinosaurs may have produced enough greenhouse gas by breaking wind to alter the Earth’s climate, ~~research~~ a computer model suggests.

Not to be outdone, I have a computer model which shows Heterodontosaurus to have enjoyed happy marriage, games of chess and track and field athletics.
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