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May 11, 2012 8:00am by Kokila Patel

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nasska

Griff

There’s those of us here who wouldn’t last the distance with a 40 year old, even a sedate one.

Make the most of while you can….the wheels start to fall off at 60.
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May 11, 2012 8:57pm
Johnboy

Go for sheep nasska, even 3 year olds, once you get them in the hurdle they cant out run you! 🙂
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May 11, 2012 8:59pm
Johnboy

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=sheep+hurdles
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May 11, 2012 9:00pm
nasska

Johnboy

Three gates joined makes a handy pen at a pinch….very unsporting although.
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May 11, 2012 9:03pm
mikenmild

I come here to absorb the wisdom of the Wainui oracle.
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May 11, 2012 9:04pm
Johnboy

Live long and prosper milky! 🙂

(And root a blond given the opportunity) 🙂
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May 11, 2012 9:07pm
Griff

When your old and ya bold and the balls go cold
and the bit on the end turns blue
ya go for a piddle
it sags in the middle
and dribbles all over ya shoe

the alternate ending is of course
I think ya fracked dont you
is not so funny the older I get
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May 11, 2012 9:07pm
Johnboy

When a man grows old
And his balls go cold
And the end of his knob turns blue
When it bends in the middle
Like an old string fiddle
Then I’d say he was fucked wouldn’t you? 🙂
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May 11, 2012 9:12pm
Leaping Jimmy

How does one explain these kinds of things?

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/2109/808/20,000_Year_Old_Spiral-Shaped_Metal_Object_Found_in_Russia.html

I realise the words “ragheads” or “eye-rark-ee” immediately spring to mind in terms of suspiciously unexplained with respect to the conservative mindset, these days, but I just wonder if there aren’t further, possibly additional alternative explanations, beyond those offered by the US govt for this sort of thing, in 2012.
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May 11, 2012 9:18pm
Johnboy

Hell Jimmy. The Russkies used corks in their vodka bottles 20,000 years ago and its an old opener!

Bloody Xtians. Always trying to read more into history than actually exists!! 🙂
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May 11, 2012 9:22pm
Griff

Thank god for inventing those little blue pills
And thats not mothers little helpers well maybe
I mean not Valium
and the amazing fact that as a guy you odds of getting laid increase as you age cause the opposition is busy dieing
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May 11, 2012 9:24pm
bc

Johnboy @8.51pm
Why do I come here? Sometimes I ask myself the same question!
Anyway it looks like you are in fine form tonight.
Going to watch the rest of Sherlock (I was half watching it but I’ve started to get into it) so I’ll leave you to it.
Have a good one.
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May 11, 2012 9:25pm
Johnboy

Someone has to keep the numbers up here bc old chap! 🙂
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May 11, 2012 9:28pm
Johnboy

Do you cut the 100mg ones in half or quarters Griff?

They are a bit of a worry in the hot flush department! 🙂
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May 11, 2012 9:30pm
Johnboy

Griff. I know an old joker of 85 who lives in a resthome and can still get it up with the help of some medication.

He needs to replace his alarm clock batteries on a weekly basis! 🙂
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May 11, 2012 9:33pm
Leaping Jimmy

Bloody Xtians. Always trying to read more into history than actually exists!

It only looks like that cos the rest of you fools don’t understand the first thing about what really goes on, behind the scenes.

We try to tell you but you’re all full of such crap as mad-made this, science that. I mean, really, we think silently to ourselves. Don’t you know first thing about anything? Apparently not.

The only good thing about it is, when we get to Heaven and you don’t, you won’t be there, and we will. The bad thing is, we have to keep letting you know how profoundly mental you all are, in the meantime. Which just gets quite tiresome, let me tell you.
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May 11, 2012 9:37pm
Griff

Grand dad Griff got kicked out of a nursing home at 92
horny old bugger wouldn’t stop chasing the nurses around
Not bad for a gent that started in the mines at twelve
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May 11, 2012 9:38pm
Johnboy

Did he mine Sildenafil citrate ore Griff?
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May 11, 2012 9:40pm
Johnboy

Tell us of your Heaven LJ.

Some of us are getting jaded of this KB place! 🙂
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May 11, 2012 9:41pm
Griff

LJ
hop over to the homo marriage debates and tell me if they are the sort of persons you desire to spend eternity with
There is some really sad examples of Christianity posting on there
Some that I would not like to spend the time of day with
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May 11, 2012 9:43pm
nasska

From the Diary of a Religious Man:

My Master dominates me every minute. He makes rules for me and I follow his wishes. He watches me all the time and I can only talk to him in a whisper, with my eyes closed and on my knees, at his mercy. At his whim. Waiting for him to take me…

It’s hard being Anglican sometimes.
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May 11, 2012 9:46pm
Other_Andy

Thanks for the info Luc.
The climate is changing…boy, shocking news.
Who would have thought?
Been the same for billions of years and suddenly it’s getting warmer.
Must be our* fault eh…..

So Obama isn’t “The One” either.
Bugger.

*Pick from: White, Male, Heterosexual, Christian, Western and-or American.
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May 11, 2012 9:47pm
Johnboy

“My Master dominates me every minute. He makes rules for me and I follow his wishes. He watches me all the time and I can only talk to him in a whisper, with my eyes closed and on my knees, at his mercy.”

Met my boss then have you nasska? 🙂
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May 11, 2012 9:52pm
Leaping Jimmy

hop over to the homo marriage debates and tell me if they are the sort of persons you desire to spend eternity with

Sadly or happily griff depending on one’s perspective, as soon as I started commenting on that thread from 6:42 on, it kind of dried up.

I was hoping for lots and lots of Lucs and phils and toads but none were outraged and I was foiled.

From the Diary of a Religious Man

nasska are you positive this isn’t something closer to your own house merely mistaken for something else and posted entirely in error or perhaps on orders from “my master?”

Either way it’s rather a shame isn’t it. Let’s hope the outlook improves soon. Who knows. Perhaps their whip will break which will give the poor fellow some meagre respite.
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May 11, 2012 9:55pm
Griff

I think other altie is channeling philu
maybe phils madness has infected him
It might be gods vengeful wrath
letting lose another terrible disease
a potent of the end times
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May 11, 2012 9:59pm
Johnboy

I was hoping for Luc’s and Phool’s and toad’s but all I got was a bc LJ.

Still bc and I had a meeting on the road to Damascus LJ and now we understand each other better! 🙂

One must show some Christian forgiveness, even to the benighted.

Your Lord would have done so! 🙂
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May 11, 2012 10:05pm
Rufus

Johnboy 8:51 – very astute, and very funny. 🙂
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May 11, 2012 10:05pm
Johnboy

Whats happened to our tea party at the Eastbourne Wharf? 🙂
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May 11, 2012 10:06pm
Johnboy

Thanks Rufus.

The most amazing thing about KB is the number of folks that really take themselves seriously.

I do my best to dispel that illusion.

Poor that I am at that duty, I carry on! 🙂
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May 11, 2012 10:10pm
nasska

Johnby

I don’t think I’ll be coming over the hill for a bit. It’s possible that LJ’s calling in thunderbolts & hellfire for Wainuiomata & a man stepping foot onto your side of the Rimutakas could cop a smiting or two as collateral damage.
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May 11, 2012 10:12pm
Johnboy

Fuck me nasska I had you down as a participant at our tea party! Sounds like you are piking out son!!

I was just about to engage Yvette as our French waitress but she must be out tonight! 🙂
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May 11, 2012 10:16pm
Leaping Jimmy

No guys I had some health issues to sort. All sorted now, ready when you are, anytime. Look me up and let’s get together. Just not this weekend, mother’s day et al.

We have BTW these days, quite a good tea emporium at Eastbourne. I know it sounds poofy, but it has a good menu.

R W Booth in the Wgtn phone book.
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May 11, 2012 10:18pm
Johnboy

I’m a starter LJ. Anyone else?

Yvette is offline tonight but I will jack up her French Maids uniform (and help her fit it myself)—— always the thoughtful is Johnboy! 🙂
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May 11, 2012 10:24pm
Leaping Jimmy

Call me anytime Johnboy.
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May 11, 2012 10:37pm
Yvette

The only good thing about it is, when we get to Heaven and you don’t, you won’t be there, and we will.

That’s the sort of self-ingratiating fucking krap that Jesus will kick yr bloody egocentric arse straight out the Gates again.
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May 11, 2012 10:54pm
Nostalgia-NZ

Don’t be so reserved Yvette, say what you really mean.
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May 11, 2012 11:04pm
Leaping Jimmy

Yvette I just want you to know I said it that way on purpose since I knew someone would come back at me with something along the same lines as you did.

And you have.

Er…

I’m not sure this makes a lot of difference but I just wanted to make that quite clear.
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May 11, 2012 11:05pm
Johnboy

Hell Yvette. Just as we alternate religious factions were getting together on what sort of French Maids uniform you should be wearing at the tea party you go and kick over the bloody teapot! 🙂
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May 11, 2012 11:06pm
Johnboy

She’s sulking Jimmy.

You should have made your apology more magnanimous! 🙂
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May 11, 2012 11:11pm
Johnboy

Cessez de bouder mon petit chickadee Reid et I les deux amour vous
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May 11, 2012 11:19pm
Johnboy

Va te faire foutre si ce doesn’ ; le travail de t rien
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May 11, 2012 11:20pm
publicwatchdog

The ongoing victimisation and persecution of Vince Siemer is a bloody disgrace.

It makes me ashamed to be a New Zealander.

Friday, 11 May 2012, 6:40 pm
Press Release: LawFuel

Vince Siemer to return to prison

LawFuel.co.nz –

NZ Law News – Vince Siemer has been ordered by the Court of Appeal to return to prison on 25 May following his loss of an appeal in the Court of Appeal, released today. The Court rejected argument made by his lawyer Tony Ellis as variously “misconceived” or inarguable and “without basis”.

Mr Siemer’s appeal was against a contempt finding made by the High Court for breach of a suppression order. Allegations made by Siemer’s lawyer, Tony Ellis, that the proceedings brought against his client were partly out of personal animosity felt by the then Solicitor General (Justice David Collins) and that the contempt proceedings brought the rule of law into disrepute, were rejected by the Court of Appeal on the basis that they were of such generality as to be inarguable.

They also rejected Mr Ellis’ argument that publication of the suppression order was not going to cause violence or any breach of fair trial rights.

See the Decision here: http://www.lawfuel.co.nz/news/286/vince-siemer-ordered-back-to-prison
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How come in NZ ‘perceived’ to be ‘the least corrupt country in the world’ NZ Judges don’t have an enforceable ‘Code of Conduct’ – there is no Register of Pecuniary Interests for NZ Judges, and court proceedings are regularly not recorded?

How TRANSPARENT and ACCOUNTABLE is THAT?

Check out the website of NZ’s foremost ‘whistleblower’ against judicial corruption and lack of accountability http://www.kiwisfirst.co.nz

Penny Bright
‘Anti-corruption’ campaigner
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May 11, 2012 11:23pm
Johnboy

The ongoing lack of bloody delivery of my bloody barbed wire is a major disaster down here in Wainui bitch!!

My lawyer (Lord Birkenhead) shall be in touch soon!!!
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May 11, 2012 11:26pm
Leaping Jimmy

court proceedings are regularly not recorded

Ever heard of the NZLR (New Zealand Law Report) penny?

Lots of stuff gets into there. What the heck do you think the stenographers do? Tap away randomly on unplugged machines just cos they can?

Penny, slight reality check (scary I know). Just cos you think there is a problem, doesn’t mean there IS a problem.

Possibly you might want to consider that next time you lodge appeal papers completed in your childish scrawl which requires the system to swing into action merely to announce several months later that actually, nothing whatsoever ever existed in the first place, except some stupid fantasy inside the head of a profoundly deranged idiot. And this has cost us x$…,000,000.00 to discover.

It would be good Penny if now and again you DIDN’T make us do that. Sometimes you will, I know, you just can’t help yourself. But it’s just that every single fucking time, gets a bit tedious, if you know what we – long suffering taxpayers – actually mean.
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May 11, 2012 11:51pm
Johnboy

Le manque de la réponse du Français ne détruira jamais la résolution des moutons de saut pour réaliser la communion. 🙂
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May 11, 2012 11:56pm
Johnboy

Night Jimmy! 🙂
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May 11, 2012 11:57pm
Don the Kiwi

Yvette.

Where are you?

You’re really frustrating Johnboy’s fantasies by not replying to him. 😉

Mind you, I think it would be pretty cool to see you in a skimpy French maid’s dress too. 🙂
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May 12, 2012 12:01am
Fletch

bc, and yet Obama’s youth and any records pertaining to such have been sealed by him, never to see the light of day. Any socialist anti-American rants or essays he wrote? We don’t know. It’s handy to have your records sealed when you’re running for president ey? As for Romney, so he was little so-and-so when he was younger? Who hasn’t been? Everybody is stupid when they’re young – well, most people.
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