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philu

http://whoar.co.nz/2012/today-in-news-thursday-may-10th-2012/

ed:..there are 34 new/fresh stories/links for you today..

happy scrolling/reading..!

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 4:13pm
RRM

Oh I see… IF there’s another major earthquake, the spent fuel pool for Fukushima #4 MIGHT emit a whole lot of fallout.

The solution to this is to sit at home on the bene and smoke dope, while condemning the people who built one of the world’s most productive societies as a bunch of idiots, presumably?
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May 10, 2012 4:14pm
philu

“..youre the scrawny junkie..”

‘scrawny’..?..i’m an adonis of a man..

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 4:16pm
philu

you truly are a fucken fool..aren’t you rrm..?..eh..?

and all in yr own words….’presumably’..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 4:17pm
philu

and you would be one of those fucktards wanting new zealand to go nuke..eh..?

..phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 4:19pm
Northland Wahine

Have to laugh… The dope head on benefit admonishing the man who earns the money to pay for a hooker, who by the way, is also working …. Oh the irony!
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May 10, 2012 4:21pm
dime

“you truly are a fucken fool..aren’t you rrm..?..eh..?

and all in yr own words….’presumably’..?”

English! do you speak it??

A fool? at least I’m a free fool! Not a ward of the state like you. “please sir, can i have some more?”

Id rather be a fool that could provide for his family than you.

Hows your corporate welfare going for your multimedia company? 🙂
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May 10, 2012 4:21pm
RRM

and you would be one of those fucktards wanting new zealand to go nuke..eh..?

Too right I am. Nuclear electricity generation occasionally hurts a few people if something goes wrong.
Coal electricity generation routinely poisons tens of thousands of people with respiratory diseases during the course of normal operation. Not to mention the hundreds of coal miners who are killed around the world every year.

Coal fired power generation generates huge volumes of fairly diffuse toxic waste that is acidifying the atmosphere.
Nuclear energy creates comparatively tiny volumes of extremely toxic waste that you can seal in drums and bury in a secure vault somewhere.

You see Phil it really is a no-brainer.

The reason you can name a few nuclear power plants that have gone wrong, is because it’s so rare you hear about it whenever it happens.

Coal miners – now there are some people (like hookers) who really WORK for their money…
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May 10, 2012 4:28pm
bereal

Answer to my question @ 2.10 above Yes.

One of the biggest jokes in the New Zealand parliament today, Jacinda Ardern, the third best Labour
have got, she who ranks above Cunliffe, touted by some to be a future Labour leader, made a fool
of herself again.

Paula Bennet must love it, she ate naive little Jacinda up and smacked her arse again.
Even that poofter, whats his name , you know, the 2 i c for Labour , couldn’t help her.

Can anyone recall a time when Jacinda DID score a point ?

And guess what, poor old Jacinda just sits there smiling vacantly as she is ripped up and demolished.
She just doesn’t get it at all. Yet.

This is what happens when someone with Zero life experience proves the Peter principle and gets
herself elevated way above her capability.

It’s actually embarrassing to watch. (i almost find myself feeling sorry for her)
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May 10, 2012 4:33pm
philu

‘have to laugh’..the person who ‘touchs’ garrett..

wahine..do you and garrett act out settler/dusky-maiden fantasies…?

..do you see it as a manifestation of a form of masochism on yr part..?

..being with him..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 4:42pm
Northland Wahine

Phil… Did the idea give you an erection? Feel free to go have a wank or bong, seeing as we know damn well there’s no way in hell you’ll look for a job.
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May 10, 2012 4:46pm
virtualmark

RRM:

Too right I am. Nuclear electricity generation occasionally hurts a few people if something goes wrong.

VERY occasionally. And typically no worse than a bad case of sunburn. Despite the breathless panting by the media the only two fatalities in the Fukushima accident were caused by the tsunami, and not by any radiation or reactor problem. From what we know to date the worst radiation-related injuries were to workmen who were working to unclog a drain in a sump filled with slightly radioactive water. They got the equivalent of a bad case of sunburn on their legs.

Check out http://xkcd.com/radiation/ It gives a lot of perspective on actual levels of radiation.
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May 10, 2012 4:50pm
dime

Phil – why are ya anti hookers?

Did you turn a few tricks in your junkie days? Just wristies? Or did you blow guys as well?
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May 10, 2012 4:52pm
bereal

dime,
he was a punk/protegee when he was in the boob.

Had a couple of good gangbangs too, as the bangee.
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May 10, 2012 4:55pm
Manolo

Or did you blow guys as well?

I suspect this to be the case. The bludger kicks with both feet.
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May 10, 2012 4:58pm
thedavincimode

..her choice..i chose a different way..

Yes. The lazy lying bludger chose the way of the lazy lying bludger. Don’t know why he criticises dime when taxpayers have been paying the detestable little scrote to fuck them for years.

The pity of it all, aside from the fact that this frightful little arsehole is such a lazy anti-social little prick, is that it is the bludging parasites such as himself that give beneficiaries who are genuinely in need of help a bad name. Over time there have been a number of stories not dissimilar to those of RRM’s missus, of people who have received benefits in times of genuine need and did their best to help themselves. Who could deny those people help in their time of need?

But as the little creep points out, he chose a different way and continues to live the life of the bludge when there is absolutey no need to do so. What a disgraceful piece of shit. Even a bloody cockroach would wipe its feet if it accidently stepped on him.
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May 10, 2012 4:59pm
mikenmild

There are lots of people who have been on the DPB for a matter of months only and then quickly got back to providing for themselves because, um, that’s what you do. Those people are actually much more representative of beneficiaries in general than the bludger stereotypes. Unfortunately, when some make themselves so conspicuous, it is easy to drawn the wrong conclusions.
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May 10, 2012 5:03pm
philu

“..Did the idea give you an erection? ..

you and that strange little roly-poly man with that tacky 70’s porn-actor moustache..?

(shudder..!..)

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 5:06pm
philu

“..why are ya anti hookers?..”

i’m not…it’s the power imbalance/the ‘buying’ a person to have sex with you..

..to me..it is a total turn-off..

..i sorta want people to want to have sex with me..because they want to have sex with me…

..call me uptight..but buying intimacy is weird…

..phillip ure
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May 10, 2012 5:10pm
bereal

‘Even a bloody cockroach would wipe its feet if it accidently stepped on him.’

Congrats tdvm. i had to laugh out loud at that one, well said.

The roach would probably puke its ring as well.
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May 10, 2012 5:10pm
Northland Wahine

Phil… Shudder all you want… Your attempts to belittle fail to raise any heckles… Just as you fail to get a job. You are living proof that not all dead beat dads walk away from their kids. You usage a pathetic role model to your son. Your inaction equates to child abuse in my eyes. Feel free to wail about that.
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May 10, 2012 5:12pm
philu

once again..wahine..

..you are mistaking me for someone who gives a flying fuck what you say/think..about anything..

..and isn’t there a name for that one..?

..that desire to be with short roly-poly men with tacky 70’s porn-actor moustache..?

..and alcohol issues..?..(are you an enabler..?..or a fellow-addict..?)

..that’s right..!..it’s called garretting..eh..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 5:30pm
RRM

..i sorta want people to want to have sex with me..because they want to have sex with me…

🙂 And how’s that working out for you Phil?

Even in the deepest catch-all pits of depravity like NZDating I can’t imagine “long-term unemployed, dope addicted ex-violent criminal with an interest in political activism seeks like-minded female for sweet love making” being much of a winning advertisement… even if you do have the body of Adonis…?

Let’s face it, the only things wrong with your life are things you have chosen in the past, and things you continue to choose now. None of it’s anything other people have done to you. Get a job. Get some self respect. Then come back tomorrow and tell us how you got on.
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May 10, 2012 5:33pm
Nookin

“call me uptight..but buying intimacy is weird…”

I suppose it is a bit like buying a state of mind by smoking bong, then
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May 10, 2012 5:34pm
Northland Wahine

Back at ya Phil… But hey, it’s all good dude. Have another toke. If you were employed you’d most likely be a liability or worse, an OSH hazard…

Btw… Your fixation on my friendship with DG is kinda creepy…to say the least. But I suppose being home a sucking off the taxpayers tit all day, you have to pass the time somehow… Shrugs.
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May 10, 2012 5:38pm
philu

do you use alcohol..?..nookin..?

if so give yrslf a special hypocrite of the day award…

eh..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 5:40pm
RRM

[Actually, come to think of it, Sue Bradford might be up for piece of that? 😉 ]
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May 10, 2012 5:43pm
Northland Wahine

RRM… I am grateful that I’ve yet to have dinner!
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May 10, 2012 5:46pm
dime

“long-term unemployed, dope addicted ex-violent criminal with an interest in political activism seeks like-minded female for sweet love making”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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May 10, 2012 5:59pm
big bruv

Phool.

I asked you a few weeks ago what other crimes you committed whilst you were a p smoking junkie, I also asked you if you had ever had the decency to apologise to the chemist you bashed and robbed. As per usual you refused to answer either of those questions.

Now it emerges that one of the reasons you chose not to answer the question about how you funded your drug fucked life is because you spent quite a few years smoking cock along with your various drugs of choice.
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May 10, 2012 6:12pm
labours a joke

“Phil – why are ya anti hookers?
Did you turn a few tricks in your junkie days? Just wristies? Or did you blow guys as well”

Heh..classic. Bet he was the wing bitch in jail when he was banged up for robbing that pharamacy with a shotgun !
” I’ll pick the soap up boys for a joint “
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May 10, 2012 6:12pm
thedavincimode

laj

He was the soap! 😆

Bradford/the maggot. Ye gods. Lets not pursue that concept. 🙁
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May 10, 2012 6:15pm
Steve (North Shore)

Northern Wahine,
an OSH hazard? he is the accident! Accidental misfit who aims to take as much as he can from the TAXPAYER
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May 10, 2012 6:16pm
dime

Phil Ure aka Deuce Bigalow

“Ok then. I guess I’d better go… put that penis in my mouth.”
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May 10, 2012 6:18pm
nasska

Social biology dictates that we are attracted to mates with similar characteristics in order to increase the incidence of our own genes in the population.

That’s why PhilU is on the lookout for a bearded, 60 year old, unemployed, vegan woman who spends 3/4 of her day wanking to internet porn
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May 10, 2012 6:27pm
Northland Wahine

Steve, he is no accident! He’s a deliberate prat.
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May 10, 2012 6:27pm
Griff

sue and phillu
ugly but did anyone goggle “blue waffle”?
I did and unbelievably thats even worse
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May 10, 2012 6:29pm
Northland Wahine

Nasska… You forgot the strap on
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May 10, 2012 6:29pm
Elaycee

nasska says: “That’s why PhilU is on the lookout for a bearded, 60 year old, unemployed, vegan woman who spends 3/4 of her day wanking to internet porn”

Haha – love it! 😀
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May 10, 2012 6:30pm
labours a joke

bong boy will be furiously writing to DPF whining away like a wee bitch seeking demerits for all..” aw Dave they calling me a fag and saying nasty things like I love dick sandwiches”…
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May 10, 2012 6:30pm
Steve (North Shore)

Now if Phool is nice, Johnboy might lend him a few sheep, preferably Rams.
Circle jerk
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May 10, 2012 6:35pm
Steve (North Shore)

Opps, I think the Library closes at 6.30
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May 10, 2012 6:36pm
Northland Wahine

Labour… All those dick sammies… No wonder he turned vegan.
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May 10, 2012 6:37pm
big bruv

Perhaps Phool also has an aversion to cream cheese…….just sayin…..
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May 10, 2012 6:39pm
philu

i’m not writing to anyone..

you are all doing such a good job of showing what dicks/dickettes you all are..

eh..?

btw..i have never smoked ‘p’..

..i don’t have a beard..

..and i haven’t looked at porn for years.

..but you all just carry-on..eh..?

..let yr fevered imaginations run wild..

..eh..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 6:42pm
Steve (North Shore)

Here you may find Phool standing next to Janet Jackson. Soaking Corks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXTP_Jz814

Check about 3.13
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May 10, 2012 6:46pm
Northland Wahine

philu (11,886) Says:
May 10th, 2012 at 4:42 pm
‘have to laugh’..the person who ‘touchs’ garrett..

wahine..do you and garrett act out settler/dusky-maiden fantasies…?

..do you see it as a manifestation of a form of masochism on yr part..?

..being with him..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

…. Who has a fevered imagination? Fuck, you’re wankstain.
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May 10, 2012 6:46pm
big bruv

“btw..i have never smoked ‘p’..”

Given the number of blatant lies you have told during your time here I suspect that your claim of never having smoked P is also bullshit.

Having said that I do find it laughable that there is a form of snobbery among those who are drug fucked wrecks, it seems that Phool is telling us that those who smoke P are the lowest of the low and that those who take coke and H are a better class of junkie.

Well Phool, I am here to tell you that in the eyes of decent tax paying folk there is no such distinction, to us you are all nothing more than oxygen thieves, the very best thing you could do is to stop stealing that oxygen.
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May 10, 2012 6:53pm
RRM

http://www.seek.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 6:57pm
labours a joke

you’ve smoked P phool….(p=penis)
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May 10, 2012 6:58pm
bereal

carefull now bb

your going to get mikenmild and Pete George upset. (not to mention little Scot Chris)

That could almost be the second worse thing PG has ever seen on KB.
He’ll be outraged.

By the way.
Where are those wimps, why aren’t they here defending their idol ?
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May 10, 2012 7:04pm
Steve (North Shore)

RRM
seek.co.nz could get him a job as a cannon inspector, is that a good thing for a corksoaker?
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May 10, 2012 7:04pm
philu

it must be refreshing for you all to take yr homophobia out for a walk..eh..?

..and best you stay hidden/snivelling behind fake names..eh..?

i mean..where wd you all be without the courage that gives you…?

..eh..?

..the fake-name is the mark of the coward…eh..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 7:05pm
Northland Wahine

Bahahaha Steve!
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May 10, 2012 7:05pm
Johnboy

Song for Magpie

(With apologies to Lennon and McCartney) 🙂

Phools a real nowhere man
Sitting in his Whoar land
Writing all his nowhere news
For nobody

He may have a point of view
But we couldn’t give a spew
All his shit is meaningless to me and you

Nowhere man, please listen
At your words we’re pissing
Nowhere man, we really don’t give shit!

He’s as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere man we don’t see you at all

He maybe has a point of view
Obscure it is to me and you
Shows he really doesn’t have a clue

Nowhere man, don’t worry
Take your time, don’t hurry
Leave it all till somebody else
Pays for your dole

He’s a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his Whoar land
Making all his nowhere news
For nobody.
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May 10, 2012 7:08pm
mikenmild

Any chance of talking about anything interesting tonight?
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May 10, 2012 7:09pm
adze

Found one that might appeal to Phil.

http://www.seek.co.nz/Job/customer-support-web-application/in/auckland-auckland-central/22094410
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May 10, 2012 7:09pm
Steve (North Shore)

My name aint fake you bludger.
You just gotta figure out my surname (Afrikaan name)
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May 10, 2012 7:10pm
bereal

Nice one Northland Wahine.
“A wankstain.” very apt.
Now that is praising the POS.
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May 10, 2012 7:10pm
bereal

hey mikenmild………Foxtrot Oscar.
This is interesting, and fun. it’s just that a humourless moron can’t see it.
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May 10, 2012 7:12pm
mikenmild

At least Johnboy shows some talent. Years of crooning to the sheep, I suppose.
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May 10, 2012 7:15pm
philu

“..My name aint fake you bludger.
You just gotta figure out my surname..”

hilarious..!

..oh..!..you mean ‘the’ north shores..?

you are hiding behind a fake-name..’steve’..

..if you aren’t..tell us what yr real name is..

..otherwise you are just blowing it out yr arse…

..and still earning the coward snivelling behind a fake-name moniker..

..how can you not..?

..phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 7:16pm
krazykiwi

Airmiles anyone?

There are frequent fliers, and then there are people like Jacques Vroom and Steven Rothstein. Both men bought tickets that gave them unlimited first-class travel for life on American Airlines. It was almost like owning a fleet of private jets.

Passes in hand, Rothstein and Vroom flew for business. They flew for pleasure. They flew just because they liked being on planes. They bypassed long lines, booked backup itineraries in case the weather turned, and never worried about cancellation fees. Flight crews memorised their names and favourite meals.

Each had paid American more than $US350,000 for an unlimited AAirpass and a companion ticket that allowed them to take someone along on their adventures. Both agree it was the best purchase they ever made, one that completely redefined their lives.
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May 10, 2012 7:16pm
RRM

trademe.co.nz/jobs

There you go PhailURE;

Two websites that could change your life out of sight for the better. Off you go now. Do something worthwhile with that free internet we have given you, for a change.

Or stay here pissing your life away if you want. But you’ll still be nobody in the morning if you do.

Do you want to be a beggar, PhailURE?
Do you want your boy to be a beggar like you?
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May 10, 2012 7:16pm
krazykiwi

I travel a bit, but that’s just ridiculous!
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May 10, 2012 7:17pm
Steve (North Shore)

Who hasn’t got the popcorn ready for the meltdown?
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May 10, 2012 7:18pm
philu

be -real..you have admitted here that you have poisoned yr neighborhood cats using anti-freeze in milk…

..you are a sick/evil fuck..

..and i hope some geek is tracking yr isp as we speak…

..and that you get hauled out into the sunlight..

..for yr vile fucken cruelties..

..i’m a pacifist..but i’d kick yr nuts to cream..eh..?

..you piece of shit..

..phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 7:20pm
Steve (North Shore)

Does Phool pay TAX?

Of course he does, GST on everything he buys with TAXPAYER’s money. Oh except for the drugs, that is cash only.
It is about time someone started stalking this Phool, someone paid to see what the scumbag does with TAXPAYER’s money.
Paula might do it with TV cameras?
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May 10, 2012 7:22pm
Northland Wahine

KK… If I had that kinda money, bloody oath that would be “most excellent!”
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May 10, 2012 7:24pm
RRM

Krazykiwi –
Far out, I always imagined I’d buy some o.t.t. toy car if I had that kind of spare cash.

But that is awesome. Far more worthwhile (as long as AA remain in business…?)
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May 10, 2012 7:24pm
philu

could i make a plea for the retiring of the ‘popcorn’-references..?

..it is fast moving beyond tired-cliche..(and is suffering serious over-exposure..)

..kinda like those smilies the old sot john-yob is the only one still using..

..phillip ure@whoar.co.nz…
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May 10, 2012 7:27pm
nasska

Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital,
is examining patients to see if they’re cured and ready to
re-enter society.

“So, Mr. Ure,” the doctor says to one of his patients,
“I see by your chart that you’ve been recommended for
dismissal. Do you have any idea what you might do once
you’re released?”

The patient thinks for a moment, then replies,
“Well, I went to varsity & studied political science. That’s still
a good field, good money there.

“But on the other hand, I thought I might go back to university
and study social revolution, which I’ve grown interested in lately,
or maybe comercialise a news aggregation website I’ve designed.”

Dr. Leroy nods and says, “Yes, those all sound like intriguing
possibilities.”

The patient replies, “And the best part is, in my spare time, I
can continue being a teapot and post inane comments on Kiwiblog.”
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May 10, 2012 7:27pm
krazykiwi

..i sorta want people to want to have sex with me..because they want to have sex with me…

I can’t imagine any man or woman who if offered the prospect of sex with you wouldn’t choose the gnaw their own arm off instead
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May 10, 2012 7:27pm
Johnboy

Only too happy to refrain from the use of the “Popcorn” word Phool. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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May 10, 2012 7:29pm
krazykiwi

nasska – we’ve paid his consultant’s fees too?!?! Arghhhhhhhh…
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May 10, 2012 7:30pm
wiseowl

@bereal.
Jacinda is not the only one.
Gareth Hughes is another one not long out of nappies .The best thing he could do is go and set up a business and get some real experience.
Another one disappeared last year?
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May 10, 2012 7:30pm
jaba

philip .. you really do need help
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May 10, 2012 7:31pm
big bruv

So come on Phool, how many cocks did you smoke to fund your habit?
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May 10, 2012 7:31pm
Andrei

And now for something completely different – a perspective on life away from the cares of city in a far off land.
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May 10, 2012 7:34pm
bereal

i did all those cats a service.
They are now in a better place.

all the neighbours are happy that they don’t find catshit everytime they do the gardening.

Even the woman next door who had four cats mentioned how much better her lifestyle is
now that she doesn’t have to spend all that money on catfood.

Funny thing is, where do those cats go to cark it ?

None of their bodies have ever been found as far as i am aware.
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May 10, 2012 7:36pm
krazykiwi

phil will have dealt. or is stil in the game. after a lifetime of lazy self-harm he will have moved up the supply chain. i’m guessing he doesn’t need any welfare
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May 10, 2012 7:36pm
Steve (North Shore)

‘So come on Phool, how many cocks did you smoke to fund your habit?’
All of them
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May 10, 2012 7:37pm
Johnboy

Do you think Phool faked his hemorrhoids then to retain his lifestyle Andrei? 🙂
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May 10, 2012 7:38pm
philu

a line just on family guy…”..the herniated scrotum of an old gentlemen..”

..why did it make me both laugh and think of john-yob..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 7:39pm
Nostalgia-NZ

milkenmild
7.15

No chance of that, the hounds have taken the scent and if this just one fox is torn to bits there will be a climax of sorts for the hungry pack, then an afterglow, before finally seeing the road ahead is still the same boredom and repression of soul in the longing for last great fox hunt of long ago.
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May 10, 2012 7:39pm
Johnboy

Nice song by the way. You must teach me Russian one day! 🙂
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May 10, 2012 7:39pm
RRM

The job sites, PhailURE.

How many have you looked at so far?
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May 10, 2012 7:40pm
Johnboy

Are you describing what its like shagging your missus then N-NZ? 🙂
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May 10, 2012 7:41pm
philu

“..I can’t imagine any man or woman who if offered the prospect of sex with you wouldn’t choose the gnaw their own arm off instead..”

haven’t you heard..?..i am an adonis of a man…

..phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 10, 2012 7:43pm
Pauleastbay

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/us-politics/9256259/Hillary-Clinton-Im-not-worried-about-my-looks-any-more.html

I do believe this was not a statement first uttered 24 hours ago.
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May 10, 2012 7:43pm
Johnboy

Bill wasn’t too fussed twenty years ago! 🙂
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May 10, 2012 7:44pm
Johnboy

adonis = A dirty old nasty infected scrote! 🙂
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May 10, 2012 7:45pm
Steve (North Shore)

Renting sheep Johnboy? The resident Phool could do with a root.
Don’t worry Govt will pay all expenses
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May 10, 2012 7:45pm
Johnboy

Phools or mine Steve?
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May 10, 2012 7:47pm
Northland Wahine

JB… I think poor ole Bill was too scared to decline! He laid there star fished humming Star Spangled Banner!
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May 10, 2012 7:49pm
Longknives

What the hell are you on about killing pets Bereal? You’re either winding up Philu or you’re Jeffery Dahmer mate….I hope you are winding up Phil.
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May 10, 2012 7:50pm
bereal

wiseowl

You are right about Gareth.
But he has a heart, and it’s in the right place. (for a young bloke)
Who else would give a shit about the Hectors dolphins if not for Gareth.
Gareth really loves those dolphins.
He knows what he is about.

But at least he is not a pretentious airhead nothing like Jacinda is.
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May 10, 2012 7:50pm
Johnboy

She’s got a bigger arse than Julia NW. Frightening really! 🙂
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May 10, 2012 7:50pm
Nostalgia-NZ

Fancy you asking that question JB.
Not overly sensitive as to whose ‘missus’ is mentioned in dispatches I hope?
I’m sure your anxiety is understandable to you.
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May 10, 2012 7:51pm
krazykiwi

Phil, Adonis? Nope, you are a weedy welfare slug and given to storming out of bloggers drinks events. Don’t you remember me?
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