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May 11, 2012 7:00am by David Farrar

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mikenmild

“Only one of us is fully qualified to be a Cabinet Minister – the rest are just apes”
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May 11, 2012 7:13am
fish_boy

Dr. Zaius assured the government that the ape’s purchasing of the Crafar farms would not affect the rights of humans.
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May 11, 2012 7:24am
Pete George

Hold on, we’re trying to show we have a grasp of the situation.
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May 11, 2012 7:40am
RRM

First we need a change of government, then we need a change of direction…
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May 11, 2012 8:13am
m@tt

ACT leader shows off his new yellow suit while denying claims he came up the river on a banana boat
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May 11, 2012 8:15am
philu

labour/national(?) ginger-group supports charismatic new leader…

..’he is the anti-shearer/key’..one of them stated..

..’he is our future..’

(who are those people..some seem vaguely familiar..)

phillipure@whoar.co.nz
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May 11, 2012 8:16am
philu

cunnliffes’ beard is out of control..

..he still refuses to tame it..

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 11, 2012 8:21am
Martin Gibson

“So basically, this is how income tax works . . .”
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May 11, 2012 8:23am
George Patton

Allegations that NZ is a banana republic were put to rest today in curious parliamentary statement.
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May 11, 2012 8:24am
philu

pic confirms rumours paul henry has gone feral in australia…

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 11, 2012 8:38am
philu

new anti-environment party..the yellows…is announced..

tag-line:..’we’re yellow..and we ain’t mellow’…

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 11, 2012 8:40am
philu

the parliamentary misfits’ caucus…

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 11, 2012 8:42am
philu

‘you stick it here’..sez yellowman..

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 11, 2012 8:43am
thedavincimode

…Talk about laf! We were expecting he would look like a magpie!
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May 11, 2012 8:51am
derpy

“DPF visits the Beehive. Increases productivity.”
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May 11, 2012 9:06am
philu

new far-right party announced..

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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May 11, 2012 9:22am
Pete George

Get a grip.
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May 11, 2012 9:52am
gravedodger

OMG wot are they gunna do with their Bananas, I was gunna eat mine.
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May 11, 2012 10:05am
Chris Keall

Colin Craig models new contraceptive suit
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May 11, 2012 11:22am
NX

Mr Shearer takes more advice from Mr Mallard.
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May 11, 2012 11:57am
Tookinator

“Vibrator Convention going well” says Simpson…
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May 11, 2012 12:00pm
labrator

Politicians go bananas for photo op.
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May 11, 2012 12:22pm
wally

Pay peanuts,get monkeys.
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May 12, 2012 8:51am
Inky_the_Red

“Campaign for turning NZ into A Banana Republic celebrate their success”
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May 12, 2012 8:57am
edd

The new backward wing Banana Party promises 100% tax cuts and free bananas for everybody… They won a 100% majority in the latest election.
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May 12, 2012 11:09am
edd

John Banks is starting the Cabbage Party in a desperate attempt to compete with the new Banana Party..
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May 12, 2012 11:11am

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