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April 6, 2012 8:00am by Kokila Patel

General Debate 6 April 2012

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Leaping Jimmy

Hey guess what?

Vanilla flavoured ice-cream contains beaver’s anal glands. At least it does over in the US. I sense an opportunity for Fonterra opening up. I wonder what the TPP would have to say about that? If we tried to enter the US market, they’d probably make us replace the current anal-gland-free flavouring we use over here, with a possum’s anal gland, just so we don’t have an unfair advantage, one would imagine.

But hey, that doesn’t matter. So long as Key can triumphantly announce a US TPP in a year or so, that’s what really counts, doesn’t it. Who cares about a few anal-glands here and there. It’s only kids who eat ice cream after all. Anal glands are probably good for them.

http://www.metro.co.uk/tv/860150-jamie-olivers-ice-cream-revelation-leaves-letterman-open-mouthed
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April 6, 2012 5:30pm
cha

Reverend Horton Heat – Wiggle Stick.
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April 6, 2012 5:34pm
Leaping Jimmy

Luc the person Tim and I were discussing is a Jew who has extremely interesting and unique perspectives which I think you’d find expanding. I suggest if you want a flavour you listen to the 2010 interview link in my 11:31.
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April 6, 2012 5:35pm
Don the Kiwi

Bugger – the link didn’t work.

Try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uoFq-Pzldg
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April 6, 2012 5:36pm
cha

Papists and little boys, go figure.
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April 6, 2012 5:39pm
cha

Evil Eddie – Queensland.
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April 6, 2012 5:43pm
mikenmild

Luc
I see some people on Amazon think Clarity is the most important book since the Bible, so it must be good!
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April 6, 2012 5:44pm
Don the Kiwi

My son introduced me to Steve Vai a couple of months ago – what an amazing guitarist.

Try this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68AoHJd84aQ&feature=ri
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April 6, 2012 5:54pm
Luc Hansen

Sure LJ, i skipped though before and preferred to ignore it.

It’s bit too much for my enquiring mind to sit listening to a deluded idiot who thinks the US and Israel became great on the back of Judeo-Xtian ideology and who thinks the Ten Commandments should be hanging in courthouses!

Where do you find these freaks? 🙂
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April 6, 2012 6:09pm
Jack5

Luc Hansen at 6.09:

Where do you find these freaks?

Look in your mirror, Luc.

Why do you have to bombard us with your pro-militant Islam crap on Easter Friday?
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April 6, 2012 6:21pm
Leaping Jimmy

Luc I think your problem is that wasn’t what the interview was saying at all, in any way and if you think it was you were possibly listening to something completely different.

I think you should really actually listen to it, lest I and everyone else who has actually listened to it think you’re a complete and utter mental.

Meanwhile stop making stuff up about it, please. It’s also rather insulting for you not only to make stuff up about it but then to ask me a question as if what you’ve said about it is really what it was.

Grossly insulting actually. Where the fuck do you get off doing that, Luc? What sort of fucking arsehole pretends something is like it’s not then belittles someone else on the basis of that manufactured fantasy? What sort of total fuckface wanker does shit like that?

Don’t do it again.

I mean it.
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April 6, 2012 6:21pm
Luc Hansen

LJ

You obviously only hear what you want to hear. I suggest you listen again.

I mean it.

Jack 5 – ideal day to remind people that Israel was built on the violent dispossession of an indigenous people, utilizing a distortion of their religious dogma as divine justification for an enterprise that, today, is at least bordering on genocide.
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April 6, 2012 6:30pm
Jack5

Luc! The Jews aren’t indigenous to Israel as well?

C’mon.

Regarding Leaping Jimmy at 6.21:

One of Luc’s ploys is to extend your argument then attack the extension.
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April 6, 2012 6:36pm
Other_Andy

LJ & Jack5

Don’t waste your time with Luc.
He is a race baiter, a liar, a hypocrite with no understanding of history.
A self loathing critical race theorist who hates ‘whites’, Christians, Jews and anything ‘Western’, especially Americans.
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April 6, 2012 6:41pm
Jack5

A break from Luc’s counter-Crusades:

Anyone hear or watch the news tonight?

Please let us all know if you hear anything pertinent to Whale’s great North Island safari during the stag roaring season.

I’m concerned lest any minor-party politician should piss on a tree at the fringe of the bush. Whale could easily mistake him for a stag, well … Bam! Bam!

If such a politician gets shot this Easter it won’t look good for Whale.
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April 6, 2012 6:45pm
Luc Hansen

LJ

22 mins into the 2010 interview you linked to. You will hear exactly the words I quoted above. I wasn’t sure if it was your man or the interviewer, but it’s definitely Mr Ehrlich speaking then.

I look forward to your apology.

As an aside, seriously, those guys are something else!!

And you want me to listen to 42 mins of their crap?
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April 6, 2012 6:47pm
Luc Hansen

Jack 5

Of course Mizrahi Jews are indigenous to the ME. As regards the Ashkenazis, well, let’s just say, as Israel is wont to on so many matters, that it’s disputed.

But it’s indisputable that it is hardly relevant to today’s situation, anyway.

I’m always amazed at the attacks I come under on this topic when my position on settling the whole goddamn mess is exactly the official policy of the US!

Go figure…
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April 6, 2012 6:52pm
mikenmild

Luc
You won’t win on this one, the religious nutters have this topic sewn up. Roll on the third temple, eh?
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April 6, 2012 6:56pm
Leaping Jimmy

Luc is deluded. He thinks an interview I gave him says something when it doesn’t, actually. This is what he thinks it said:

It’s bit too much for my enquiring mind to sit listening to a deluded idiot who thinks the US and Israel became great on the back of Judeo-Xtian ideology and who thinks the Ten Commandments should be hanging in courthouses!”

This is what the interview says [after Ehrlich is asked about what else he thinks about apart from the ME]:

One of the things that flows in is why there is this obsession against Iran, it’s very important for Americans to understand. The thing that’s really important for Americans to grasp in view of this BP oil disaster is that: what did the US and Israel have in common? They really were nations that were manifestly built under the Judeo-Christian ethic and when America was aligned with those concepts – that the Ten Commandments were hanging in the court rooms and people weren’t embarrassed about our religious heritage – the country was great.

Unless one was an ideological fanatic of Minto calibre, how could anyone possibly misinterpret those words spoken for what Luc thinks was said? Farken d’oh Luc. I’d like an apology from you – thanks. Actually, you should apologise to all of us since your taxpayer-funded education system has clearly added no value at all to your somewhat fucked mind which means the whole lot of us have wasted a considerable amount of money on you over the years. Thanks very much, Luc.

I’ve previously found you serious on Israel. Indeed, on Israel, to some extent I have common ground with you in terms of the human aspects if not the casual links.

It’s not unusual to find a highly ideologically driven fanatic interpret what they want, out of things they hear – picking and choosing. The MSM do this all the time, in order to find tidbits to feed the sheeple. It’s rather disappointing however when supposedly intelligent people get sucked into doing this, as you appear to have been here Luc.

Pearls and swine are never a good combo but I’m surprised they’ve arisen in the context of you and Israel Luc – I thought you knew more about that topic than many. Apparently not.
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April 6, 2012 7:10pm
mikenmild

Seems like Luc made a reasonable paraphrase of the comment, then.
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April 6, 2012 7:16pm
Leaping Jimmy

WTF is wrong with lefties, mm, that makes you try to re-interpret history along the lines of how you wish it had happened, rather than the way it actually happened?

Doing such in any way is dunderheaded stupidity of the most profound proportion since it means you don’t learn anything from it because you’ve just put rose-tinted paws all over the very bits which may or may not yield valuable insights to future generations.

What the fuck about: “doing so is fucking mental” is difficult to understand.

So this is precisely what Luc did, probably sub-consciously because his mind is so very poisoned by constant leftist thought constructs, (shudder).

I happen to think Judeo-Christian heritage isn’t bad, just like I happen to think colonialism had its good points as well, given all the institutions and frameworks and infrastructure that was built under it.

I know a lot of lefties would like to think 100% of it was 100% tewwible but this is the point. THINKING THAT, ISN’T WHAT HAPPENED. I.E. IT’S NOT REPEAT NOT REPEAT NOT “HISTORY.” Now if you’re seeking facts, such as, what someone said in an interview or what English words and phrases really mean in common parlance, you use certain rules, you don’t make it up and alter it just in case someone might be offended because that’s not reality, that just fucking emotional bullshit.

Which is what Luc was doing. I tire of this. Read the facts, FFS. End of story.
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April 6, 2012 7:29pm
big bruv

So…did you all make it through the day with the shops closed?

Did the earth stop turning because you could not get a flat white?

Nah…you all dealt with it like you should, enjoy the time off and get back into it tomorrow.
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April 6, 2012 7:53pm
Luc Hansen

Thanks MM

I have no idea what LJ thinks I wrote. Very puzzling – all this fuss over a mild comment (no pun intended).

A lot of what Ehrlich says as regards Palestinians – I had a listen while I was cooking our BBQ – I can agree with, but when it’s wrapped within his overarching thesis, it’s not company I would like to keep.

And when someone interprets the Mavi Mamara as some kind of deliberate tactic by Obama on his way to engulfing the ME in war, well, sorry, lost me.

Or have I misheard again, LJ? 🙂
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April 6, 2012 7:56pm
burt

How was your day at church big bruv ?
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April 6, 2012 7:56pm
nasska

Jesus walks into desert and up to St Peter. He says, “it’s no good Pete, Been everywhere and all I could scrounge was a few loaves and half dozen fishes.”

Peter tells Jesus, “it’s no problem Boss, look around.”

Jesus looks round and sees 5,000 people all eating cod in breadcrumbs.

“See, it’s all taken care of,” Peter says.

Jesus shouts, “but how? When I left here we had nothing to eat.”

Peter points, “all taken care of. Judas came into a bit of money”
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April 6, 2012 8:00pm
burt

Luc

I’m picking coming in here today and spilling your guts like you have that you would also support burning the flag at an ANZAC dawn parade?
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April 6, 2012 8:01pm
Luc Hansen

Sorry to burst your bubble, Burt, but too many of my family died in the two world wars to even entertain the thought. I’m not a pacifist, by the way.

But thanks for asking so nicely.
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April 6, 2012 8:06pm
big bruv

burt

You know full well that I am not religious.

Are you suffering from shopping withdrawl?…never mind, you can get your fix tomorrow.
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April 6, 2012 8:15pm
Leaping Jimmy

Luc, layers within layers is Ehrlich, as deep truths often are.

Trying to absorb such using superficial listening styles a’la 6 o’clock news style sometimes leads to misunderstandings with such material.

Sorry, I’d just assumed people on this blog would be able to cope but apparently, not all could. I do apologise. I’ll try to find an “Ehrlich lite” next time, just for you.
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April 6, 2012 8:20pm
burt

big bruv

I’ve been drinking instant coffee all fricken day… don’t start with me alright!
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April 6, 2012 8:43pm
burt

Luc

That’s not bursting my bubble, it is however bursting the one of ‘it’s a good time to remind’ that you floated in on.
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April 6, 2012 8:58pm
dime

burt – mobil stations were open today…
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April 6, 2012 9:16pm
Luc Hansen

You’ve lost me Burt?

Are you referring to the Nakba?
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April 6, 2012 9:27pm
Fletch

Don the kiwi – Steve Vai’s finiest moment was as the devil’s guitarist in Crossroads the movie.
FInal guitar duel –

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUQ3LXT31f0&feature=related
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April 6, 2012 9:44pm
dime

His finest moment was in crossroads? lol

Steve Vai is so good, after seeing him live i never wanted to play guitar again 😛
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