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Yvette

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After the Muliaga case, the then government wrote to all state-owned enterprises about how they implemented the social responsibility clause in the SOE Act. …
The social responsibility clause will no longer apply under the government’s legislation partially privatising state-owned energy companies, and she [Salvation Army welfare services head Major Pam Waugh] said that could be devastating for struggling families.

If it is good enough to transfer the vague, spurious Treaty Clause, why not the social responsibility clause?

Why has Labour not yet explained to the public how the assets sales will work. What will investors have to pay to buy shares and what return can they expect to get.
Labour, the Greens and Winston don’t yet know?
Those are the questions I voted these bastards into Opposition to ask.
Labour were not fit to govern [couldn’t even change their damned doomed Leader when needed – individuals too concerned about the potential position after the lost Election rather than to try to lift the Party before it] so now are they even fit to Oppose?
Power to the people – not the 1%
OK – that’s a bit corny
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April 1, 2012 8:01am
Pete George

David Shearer has issued a statement requesting all MPs start setting an example of positive leadership, and has asked all Labour MPs and staffers to set an example of putting the good of the country first, and to stop petty political attacks.

Trevor Mallard, along with batman ‘Eddie’, is on notice to can the crap or can his career.

Shearer in strong show of leadership.
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April 1, 2012 8:05am
Viking2

National is stuffed. Weak leadership.Lack of focus and too much appeasing of sectional interests. Lack of a clear plan for NZ that most can buy into. Sad really.
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April 1, 2012 8:18am
Viking2

Pete, where was that statement?
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April 1, 2012 8:19am
Keeping Stock

Oh dear; Pete nets a Viking…
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April 1, 2012 8:21am
eszett

Good one, Pete. Nearly had me there.
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April 1, 2012 8:21am
Pete George

The irony is that Shearer is whispering a positive approach, but the same old Labour shouts over the top of him.

Maybe Shearer should be asked if he actually means it, or if it’s just for show trying to distance himself from the same old dirty politics.
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April 1, 2012 8:28am
DRHILL

Damn you April Fools Day!!!!!
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April 1, 2012 8:32am
philu

http://whoar.co.nz/2012/5-traits-of-successful-bloggers/

“…5. Voice. I’ve written before about how important it is to set a tone when you blog.

There are lots of different ways to do this – but basically it’s about conveying your personality on your blog – and letting that shine through your writing.

The reason voice is so important is that as a reader it’s what connects you emotionally – to the content at hand.

One of my favorite bloggers Colleen Wainwright of Communicatrix recently took a short leave of absence from her blog.

And when she returned after several months I heard her voice again – and realized how much I’d missed it while she was gone.

That to me is the sign of the truly successful blogger…”

(cont..)

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 8:33am
publicwatchdog

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/opinion/news/article.cfm?c_id=466&objectid=10795827

My yet-to-be published comment:

“So – the Police have ‘warned’ Ambrose Bradley – for what?

Carelessness?

On what lawful basis?

On the other hand the Police refused to charge John Banks (along with Don Brash), as former fellow Directors of Huljich Wealth Management (NZ) Ltd, who both signed Huljich Kiwisaver Scheme registered prospectuses dated 22 August 2008 and 18 September 2009, which contained untrue statements?

(For copies of the above-mentioned prospectuses -check out http://www.pennybright4epsom.org.nz )

How is it that the balance of power in NZ ‘perceived’ to be ‘the least corrupt country in the world’ is being held by, in my considered opinion, a yet-to-be charged or convicted ‘white collar’ criminal?

Where is the ZERO TOLERANCE for ‘white collar’ crime?

How come ACT’s ‘one law for all’ policy hasn’t (yet) applied to the current and former Leaders of the ACT Party, John Banks and Don Brash?

How come neither the former Securities Commission, the FMA, the SFO nor the Police have charged Banks or Brash for signing registered prospectuses which contained untrue statements?

Good enough for the ‘Lombard Four’?
How about the ‘Huljich Two’?

Penny Bright
‘Anti-corruption campaigner’
waterpressure@gmail.com
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April 1, 2012 8:40am
Pete George

Phillip Ure: “basically it’s about conveying your personality on your blog”

Dotty?
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April 1, 2012 8:41am
Falafulu Fisi

Whether you’re religious or atheist, this beautiful hymn (a favorite of mine) will rid of your hangover from last night and a good start for your sunday morning.

O FOR A THOUSAND TONGUES TO SING

I can sing this hymn in either a bass, tenor or baritone voice.
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April 1, 2012 8:45am
Nookin

While it is a complete waste of time trying to point out even the most basic legal principle to you Penny, try this: because the Lombard 4 had reason to believe that the statements were false and the Huljjich 2 had reason to believe that the statements were true. In fact the statements themselves were true. The falsity lay in the omission of facts of which Banks and Brash could not have been aware.

As far as Ambrose is concerned, the police didn’t say careless — you did. The Police said he acted unlawfully. Go read the section to see what that is all about.
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April 1, 2012 8:50am
Michael

My favourite April Fools joke was the inter-island tunnel in the 90s – after all, NI and SI are closer together (22km) than France and Britain (34km) at the closest points.
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April 1, 2012 8:50am
Viking2

Keeping Stock (7,347) Says:
April 1st, 2012 at 8:21 am

Oh dear; Pete nets a Viking…

Sorry not true. Its on his own blog.
But I did catych you. hehe. 😆
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April 1, 2012 9:29am
Viking2

Oh and Cam is jopining the Labour Party. Well he says he is.!
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April 1, 2012 9:29am
kowtow

Some interesting background on the so called Earth Hour thingy.

http://boy-on-a-bike.blogspot.co.nz/2011/12/untangling-ownership-of-earthhour.html
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April 1, 2012 9:34am
David Garrett

How appropriate ..especially today…the drug addled one and the mad water woman’s posts … ah…on top of each other..
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April 1, 2012 9:48am
Viking2

Perhaps they will get married? Now that would be fun.
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April 1, 2012 9:49am
philu

pete george:..ambivalent to the point of invisibility..?

garrett:..ignorance threaded with arrogance..?

..(and will he/garrett ever shave off his 70’s porn-actor mo’..?..

..and will george ever get impaled upon the fence he pretends to squat on..?)

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 9:52am
Viking2

Want even cheaper fares?
Damn straightup you do!
We have new Straightup Fares from as low as $9pp. Standing up in-flight allows more passengers at lower prices, talk about win win.

http://screencast.com/t/wyJsGpCp

http://goo.gl/qnLpi
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April 1, 2012 9:53am
David Garrett

Tell you what Ure…you get a job and I’ll shave off the ‘tache… Deal? No, didnt think so….Looks like the Enoch Powell look (70’s porn actors had much bigger ones) is staying for another 30 years then…
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April 1, 2012 10:08am
philu

http://whoar.co.nz/2012/commentwhoar-q-a-a-review-bring-back-the-worm/

we are promised an interview with john key..and the shot to him shows a man awaiting execution more than anything else..

a thin-lipped key tries to start spinning..interviewer taurima stops him in his tracks..

(cont..)

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 10:11am
krazykiwi

Someone pointed this out to me yesterday: The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

It thought it was an April Fools joke… but sadly not. Apparently we human are a virus and the sonner we stop reproducing and die out the better.

On a lighter note, but from the same meme, VHEMT recommend Endangered Species Condoms, the idea being that every shag that doesn’t result in more virus-like humans helps nature re-take control the planet. Hmmm, could be a new deal-closing angle for dime 😀
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April 1, 2012 10:12am
philu

that’s an interesting challenge there garrett..

..whattaya got..?..people..?

..(commensurate with qualifications/skills..

..which are on view at whoar..every day..

..eh..?..oh..and a masters degree…with honours(2nd class..)

..my chick is getting ready to fly..

..my job there is nearly done..)

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 10:16am
Lazybum

Great comment on the English Premier League. Manchester City only drew with Sunderland, they are now second to Manchester United, with United heavy favourites to win the EPL. City had been leading the EPL for most of the season.

Comment:
‘My wife wishes I was like Manchester City, on top most of the time but come second’.
Classic English humour.
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April 1, 2012 10:17am
AlphaKiwi

Wow! Green Party co-leadership expands from two to six. “The additional co-leaders will be Holly Walker, Gareth Hughes, Jan Logie and Kevin Hague.”

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/13315970/green-party-announces-new-leadership/
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April 1, 2012 10:19am
David Garrett

There’s a job out here for an assistant to the local septic tank cleaner…the job descriptions reads, in part “to be fair, this is a shit of a job…the offsider is there for those little jobbies the boss just hasn’t got the stomach for any more”

Send your phone number Phil..I will pass it on…
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April 1, 2012 10:25am
Lazybum

Joke of the day:

Q: Whats the difference between Helen Clark and Adolf Hitler?
A: At least Adolf Hitler signed his own paintings.
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April 1, 2012 10:34am
Longknives

Your chick is “Getting ready to fly” eh Phil??
Let me guess-fly straight down to the WINZ office like his old man?
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April 1, 2012 10:36am
adze

AK, that reminds me of an old (20yrs) cartoon I saw of UNIX vendors – 4 bus drivers in the same bus, each with their own steering wheel
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April 1, 2012 10:42am
hj

“This is tots gangsta man, I’m gonna tweet this everywhere, said Green Party Co-leader Gareth Hughes.
……..
Turn up the stereo BOOM! BOOM BOOM!.
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April 1, 2012 10:46am
labours a joke

“Your chick is “Getting ready to fly” eh Phil??”

Probably high…just like Dad. Good one phil , another pot head in the system.
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April 1, 2012 10:48am
hj

philu says:

..my chick is getting ready to fly..

..my job there is nearly done..
………..
The state is preparing the invoice*.

*bill
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April 1, 2012 10:50am
David Garrett

Still waiting on your number Phil…or will you only accept work “commensurate” with your Masters in… what…Sociology? Philosophy? Womens’ Studies?
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April 1, 2012 10:56am
Scott Chris

70′s porn actors had much bigger ones

That’s what they all say.
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April 1, 2012 10:56am
David Garrett

Moustaches Scott, moustaches…in other respects I could.. ah… hold my head up with Dirk Diggler and Long John Silver and the lads
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April 1, 2012 11:01am
labours a joke

“or will you only accept work “commensurate” with your Masters in…”

..fuckwittery
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April 1, 2012 11:01am
philu

and what do unemployed bigots like yrslf do..?

..are you still being propped up by the (oxymoronically-titled) sensible sentencing trust..?..there..garrett…

..and could i say it is one thing to attack me..but i kinda think my boy is out of bounds..

.(all you are doing is strengthening the case for ending anonymity online..snivelling/cowering as you are behind fake-names..

..save to say that given his exam results to date..

..he will be flying to the university..

..as i said..my work here is nearly done..

philjip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 11:05am
Scott Chris

Apparently we human are a virus and the sonner we stop reproducing and die out the better.

Well, the human species is a plague of sorts that has completely transformed the ecology of the planet and wiped out a significant proportion of the earth’s plant and animal species.

Not that I’d advocate wiping us out, but it might be nice stop the genocide at some point.
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April 1, 2012 11:14am
David Garrett

I think maybe Ure is in shock having realised that he has rashly accepted my challenge…so here’s the number Phil:

I-Suk-Up Limited 412 7644 opr 027 239 2167…He can offer you an immediate start…
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April 1, 2012 11:23am
philu

garrett..are you saying you have a big dick..or you are a big dick..?

..btw..are you gay..?..(not that there’s anything wrong with it..!..eh..?)

..it’s just that that moustache is beyond ‘gay’..eh..?

(and i am using the meaning of ‘gay’ before the new/current meaning of ‘gay’..eh..?)

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 11:24am
krazykiwi

and wiped out a significant proportion of the earth’s plant and animal species

SC – What do you regard as a significant proportion? Oh, and I confess: The dinosaurs were my doing. I’m sorry.
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April 1, 2012 11:27am
Viking2

Forget Wind: Time for Britain to Get Fracking
PATRICK HEREN

Enormous potential: The areas marked in red show locations where it would be possible to extract shale gas

Unnoticed by the powerhouses of the British media, the economy of the United States is rebounding on the back of a manufacturing-led boom fuelled by cheap gas. The American revival is in its early stages, but already manufacturing is being repatriated from China: an astonishing development after decades of offshoring.

http://www.standpointmag.co.uk/node/4361/full
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April 1, 2012 11:30am
Pete George

Wow! Green Party co-leadership expands from two to six. “The additional co-leaders will be Holly Walker, Gareth Hughes, Jan Logie and Kevin Hague.”

That’s a slap in the face for the rest of them isn’t it. Even for today.
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April 1, 2012 11:32am
Viking2

In recent years the gulf between open market gas prices in North America and the rest of the world has widened dramatically. The reason — as is now generally understood — was the development in the US of massive gas reserves trapped in previously inaccessible shale rock formations.

http://www.standpointmag.co.uk/node/4361/full
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April 1, 2012 11:34am
Viking2

A lot of nonsense is talked about the prospects for shale gas in Britain, both for and against. Advocates claim that there are gigantic reserves just waiting to be tapped, and that the North American phenomenon could easily be replicated here. Opponents — and they are in the vocal majority — say that fracking (hydraulic fracturing)poisons the water supply and causes earthquakes; they also worry that renewing Britain’s search for hydrocarbons will divert investment away from renewables.

All sounds like familiar stuff.
http://www.standpointmag.co.uk/node/4361/full
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April 1, 2012 11:43am
philu

wouldn’t that job be more suited to you garrett..?

..experienced at those arts as you are…

..after all that time spent in parliament shoveling/troweling faecal-matter..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 11:51am
Put it away

Penny Not-Very – it’s really quite simple. we have a thing in this country called the rule of law. You’re obviously not too interested in it since you were planning to steal the council’s water when you were with the occupy loons, but the rule of law means that when what you did WASN’T AGAINST THE LAW, you don’t get charged just because some insane woman dislikes your politics and wants to persecute and imprison you for your beliefs.
Why did the cops warn Ambrose? Because he’d clearly done something illegal, and the only reason he’s getting off is because the injured party chose not to press charges. DUH.
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April 1, 2012 11:56am
Nostalgia-NZ

viking2

Dotcom seeking the ‘right’ to access the internet….http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/13315886/kim-dotcom-looking-to-get-back-internet-access/

He should win this. There was at least 1 successful case on appeal last year to the Auckland High Court for a prison inmate to have access to the internet for litigation he was involved in, admittedly it seems he was representing himself but in the circumstances of Dotcom he would be probably the foremost qualified researcher into information needed for his defence. Personally I think he will or should eventually seek the right to either getting megaupload running again or get it’s affairs with its users sorted out because from what I gather a lot of information belonging to others has been seized – probably unlawfully.
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April 1, 2012 11:57am
David Garrett

Wiggling already Ure…so I’ll repeat the challenge which you have already accepted above: Get a job – shit I’ll be generous, 20 hours a week will do – provide proof of same, and off my 30 year old facial adornment comes…
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April 1, 2012 12:06pm
hj

I’m not sure many people would be keen on someone whose mind has been addled by drugs. I recall when the Reverend Jim had to look for a job as the taxi company* was folding up; he was demonstrating how to clean up a mess he had just made on a womens floor and upon opening the suitcase exclaims “books!. I didn’t get the vacuum cleaner sales job!”

Taxi -with Danny DeVito as dispatcher.
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April 1, 2012 12:14pm
philu

http://whoar.co.nz/2012/exclusive-shock-news-john-key-has-gone-vegan-has-announced-we-must-dismantle-our-dairy-and-meat-exporting-industries/

john key has told a shocked nation that the revelations and realisations that led him to become a vegan..

..and to renounce the eating and wearing of animals…

..is a clear message for him to lead new zealand away from the culture and industries of animal-exploitation that sustain the kiwi way of life..

(cont..)

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 12:17pm
philu

well garrett..the challenge is out there..

..lets see what crops up/is offered..

..i gotta tell ya..

..poverty both sucks and blows..

..nick lowe played the powerstation last night..

..i shoulda been there..

..’cos i too ‘knew the bride when she used to rock and roll’…

..phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 12:21pm
David Garrett

Look at the prick wriggle!! Phil, refer to YOUR 10.16 post in which you accepted the deal…your job for my mo….

No Phil, “the challenge is out there” is very much past tense…I have already lined you up a job with I Suk Up Limited…all ya gotta do is call….You have probably already found out – to your horror – that the numbers are genuine..
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April 1, 2012 12:21pm
Put it away

Check your watch phool, it’s past noon. As they say – April Fool’s Day’s past and gone, You’re the fool for making one.
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April 1, 2012 12:27pm
Sofia

Meanwhile, a man who received claimants’ confidential information intended for ACC for three years says the corporation stopped the stream of information only after he billed them for fax machine toner and paper …
“The faxes were mainly from treatment providers and comprised claims for expenses and cited the names and contact details of the individuals concerned and also details of their treatment,” he said.
He said he did not know why he was receiving the faxes and tried sending them back and alerting ACC.
“Sometimes the faxes could involve up to 40 pages of supporting documents for the claims which would clog up our fax line for ages and use up our toner and paper. Eventually I got so fed up, I decided to invoice ACC for the lost time, paper and toner – an amount of something like $350 plus GST. Only this action got ACC to listen,” he said.
“After much debate and issuing a credit for the invoice, I stopped receiving faxes.” He shredded all the faxes he received.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10795837
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April 1, 2012 12:28pm
Pete George

Phil, you’re a bit too late and a bit too obvious.

If you had blogged earlier today on you getting a job that would have been a good one.
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April 1, 2012 12:29pm
Longknives

Nice work Pete!
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April 1, 2012 12:32pm
Put it away

But Pete, an April Fools hoax should be something that at least has a vague possibility that someone, somewhere, would believe it.
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April 1, 2012 12:34pm
Northland Wahine

To the about to be employed shit sucker upper-er (be it part or full time)… don’t forget to declare that income to WINZ, huh?

I believe you are entitled to a grant to help out with suitable work attire, though I don’t think it will cover botox implants.

Good luck with the interview!
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April 1, 2012 12:40pm
joana

More muslim/Somalian garbage in the Press and of course support from their half cut supporters. The Somalians are really worried about the backlash over their stabbing compatriot…they don’t seem to be worried about their state house whinging compatriots..Perhaps that will be Tuesday?
It doesn’t matter what happens , they always portray themselves as victims.
What about all the CHCh people who were traumatised that day? the young woman who was kidnapped ? the council worker who was stabbed multiple times? the young man who intervened? the children and elderly people who saw the police shooting their compatriot?
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April 1, 2012 12:56pm
Keeping Stock

You should realise by now David that Phil’s son is his meal ticket. Now before anyone accuses me of attacking Phil because of his child, this is information that Phil himself has volunteered. He refuses to work because he doesn’t want his teenaged son going into any form of day care or after school/school holiday care. It’s as simple as that’ that’s his justification for choosing a lifetime on a benefit.

Phil’s a reasonably capable bloke, even though his spelling and grammar need some remedial work. There is no reason whatsoever why he couldn’t have been working at least part-time for all these years, as tens of thousands of other sole parents do, because they want a better life for themselves and their families.

Cannabis has probably robbed Phil of the ambition to get off his backside and better himself. Instead he has chosen to be caught in the beneficiary trap, because it’s easier to bleat about what you don’t have and hate on those of us who DO have ambition than it is to step outside his comfort zone. If only Phil was like these people:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/money/6666929/Penniless-to-home-owners-in-six-years

The ball’s in your court Phil. We’re all waiting to see if you accept the job that David has organised for you.
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April 1, 2012 12:56pm
philu

garrett..i work with words/ideas..

..shit is more your forte..

..eh..?

..best to stick with what you know..eh..?

..(‘stick’..geddit..?..geddit..?..)

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 1:01pm
philu

and i wd note that a clawback rate off part-time work income for sole parents etc..is 85%…(that figure again..?..85%..)

..this is one of the most effective manacles in that poverty-trap..that abatement rate…

..and something neither main party seems willing to talk about/repair..

..they are good at wringing their hands and going ..’why..?’..’why..?’…tho’..

..eh..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 1:05pm
Leaping Jimmy

phil it’s very rich you moaning about the size of the benefit when your income is bought about by your choice.

The FACT it is your choice and not by force obviates any ability for you to justly moan about the economic straits you are in, for you are there by choice.

The FACT it is your choice and not by force also obviates any ability for you to justly moan about anyone who complains about you being a bludger for that, my friend, is exactly and precisely what you in fact are. You ARE, by definition, a parasite on society.

Not all solo parents are, but those in your circumstance with your ability not to be one, are.

Don’t you realise that by your CHOICE you are thereby contributing to the poverty you and your pathetic ilk so oft decry merely by virtue of the FACT that you by your CHOICE are taking someone else’s benefit – someone who doesn’t have the same choice you have?

What sort of person does that make you, phil?
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April 1, 2012 1:15pm
David Garrett

Yeah but you see Phil…no one is going to PAY you for either your writing – which my 10 your old daughter could do much better – or your “ideas” which are seen by everyone who isnt a stoned vegan as worthless..

Whereas Pete at I Suk Up Ltd can make you a productive member of society on Monday…I have just spoken to him…he has a large effluent pond job which needs all the help he can get with…he says you will be well broken in to the rudiments of the trade after that…And then there’s my own tank which is overdue…Pete’s going to do it on Thursday so I will have the pleasure of meeting you face to face…but then I dont think you “do” face to face too well…eh?
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April 1, 2012 1:31pm
krazykiwi

Setting aside the obvious corrollery between phil’s mind and the contents of a septic tank, where are WINZ when we need them? A beneficiary capable of work has been offered work, has declined, and wants to continue drawing a benefit. Not good enough.
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April 1, 2012 1:50pm
Leaping Jimmy

where are WINZ when we need them

Possibly WINZ don’t yet have a flying squad responsible for dealing with such cases on 24/7 standby with sub-60 min resolution times just quite yet, kk.

Which now you come to mention it is another inexplicable failing of our modern world, damn their hides!

I mean how hard is it, to get a simple thing like this right. They should have set it up ages ago. Stupid fools. I bet it’s been suggested but the lefties destroyed the plans during Hulun’s reign.
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April 1, 2012 1:56pm
David Garrett

Krazykiwi: Excellent point! As it happens, I see that my good friend Northland Wahine has commented above and is no doubt following this thread….Sorry Phil but Wahine is in a relatively senior position at WINZ..damn….I too believe in using one’s own name on here as you know, but shit (sorry!) it can have some downsides if you are a bludging parasite..
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April 1, 2012 2:00pm
Falafulu Fisi

KS said…
his teenaged son going into any form of day care

KS, that’s an excuse from Phil. Someone who’s 16 years old doesn’t need to be looked after. He goes go school at ~ 8am, which would be the same time Phil goes to work (if he’s willing to do so), then gets back home at ~ 3-30pm or 4pm, which he definitely knows of how to warm up prepared food (by Phil) in the microwave for himself. Unless Phil wants to be there at home doing it for him. I mean, if a 16 year old relies on his dad to warm up a prepared dish in the microwave for him, then it is beyond belief. See, his son can simply get or find something to eat from the fridge/cupboard when he comes back home from school, then he can watch Simpsons or perhaps play computer games afterwards, until Phil arrives from work at around 5-30pm to cook dinner for themselves. The boy doesn’t need to be supervised from 4pm (when he gets home from school) until 5-30pm.

I believe that Phil is simply unemployable, end of story. But he won’t admit it.
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April 1, 2012 2:02pm
Other_Andy

And sadly (But expectedly), Phil confirms the stereotype we have concerning people on the DPB .
There are quite a few bludgers among them.
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April 1, 2012 2:10pm
Put it away

Stop whining about 85% phool, 100% of your bludging is paid for by those of us who contribute to society. Does the dignity of earning your own money and not being a parasite hold no attraction for you? Clearly not.
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April 1, 2012 2:15pm
philu

great one-liner on nat-rad..

..’the pope really really likes cats…he’s a cat-holic…’

phillip ure@whoar.co
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April 1, 2012 2:17pm
DJP6-25

krazykiwi 10:12 am. Most of the people in this outfit are green nutbars. In that respect, just think of it as cleaning the gene pool.

cheers

David Prosser
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April 1, 2012 3:13pm
DJP6-25

Nostalgia-NZ 11:57 am. I hope he does. If he can hold out until January 21st 2013, he should be OK. I’m assuming an incoming Republican administration of course. Hollywood is a major player in this SOPA thing, and they don’t have a lot of friends on the ‘right’ in US politics. So, I think he will be OK after that.

cheers

David Prosser
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April 1, 2012 3:20pm
TimG_Oz

Well what do you know….?

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/the-other-side/french-survey-discovers-far-right-wing-voters-have-the-most-sex/story-e6frfhk6-1226315087633
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April 1, 2012 4:34pm
Keeping Stock

@ Falufulu Fisi; I disagree. Phil’s child is merely his excuse for not working. He’s perfectly capable, but why work when the state will pay you not to?

And the broadband at the local library has taken a pounding today; Phil has always claimed not to have the internet at home, but the library he uses obviously keeps very generous hours. It could be something for Len Brown to look at, and save some dosh for his train set 🙂
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April 1, 2012 4:40pm
Pauleastbay

My dogs don’t seem to realise that daylight saving ended this morning.
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April 1, 2012 4:44pm
David Garrett

Changing the subject Phil? Now that’s interesting…Wahine has just informed me of a WINZ hotline which just luuurves hearing about useless bludgers who are offered work but turn it down..They’re not quite as forgiving of that shit (there’s that word again!) as they were you first got yourself on the public teat…Hey, cleaning septic tanks is honest toil mate… The “workers” who you claim to speak for do it all the time…society couldn’t function without them.

Pete is looking forward to hearing from you. I’d call him mate, before WINZ calls you….412 7644
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April 1, 2012 5:39pm
bereal

Now when you have been a bludging parasite upon your fellow citizens for so long
it is no suprise that you lose your grip upon reality.

Take a parasitic leech like philu for example.

Judging by his posts above he thinks that a job will, “crop up, ” or, ‘be offered.”
This will happen as he sits on his arse smoking dope (that we the people have paid for)
He has lost all conception that people go out and find a job.

As he says, this poor sod feels he is caught in the, ‘poverty trap.’
It’s not his fault that he is a bludging loser.
It’s all our fault.
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April 1, 2012 5:43pm
philu

garrett..you never answered that question…

..are you now.or have you ever been..a paid agent provoctuer (sic) for the (oxymoronically-named) ‘sensible sentencing trust’..?

pjillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 5:48pm
philu

a lot of yr comments are very revealing as to who/what you are…

..eh garrett..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 5:53pm
bereal

And as we all can see.
Incredible as it may seem to normal people.
This parasitic bludging loser has a high opinion of himself.
He has no shame.
He laughs at and mocks his fellow citizens who work for a living and support him.

How would you describe such an article ?
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April 1, 2012 5:56pm
BlueGriffon

Fantasy – Matt McCarten http://www.nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=10795816

Reality – One News Colmar Brunton – National up at 51%.
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April 1, 2012 6:25pm
Keeping Stock

@ Phil U; David Garrett, whatever his faults, achieved more in about 18 months as an MP than Green MP’s will achieve in a lifetime at the trough. And what’s your contribution to society? Oh; that’s right; you were on the other side of the wire fence eh…
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April 1, 2012 6:34pm
David Garrett

No fair question @ 5.48 Phil…fair question…deserves a full answer; an unequivocal answer, especially since you obviously took some time with the wording of it..: NO

By the way..”sic”. is normally used when SOMEONE ELSE is too stupid to get the spelling right, not the writer himself…

U called Pete yet? He needs all the hands he can get on that effluent pond job…Remember its a 7.30am start…You might want to leave a bit earlier because lots of “workers” are on the road at that time..eh?
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April 1, 2012 6:44pm
philu

only 18 months you say..?

..it seemed like so much longer..

..and i guess if you view the passing of even more regressive/repressive penal legislation..

..in a country already with one of the highest rates of imprisonment in the world..

..as a ‘contribution to society’..it must be in the eye of the beholder..

..many others view this ‘achievement’ of garrett in a more leery way…

..as not so much a ‘contribution’..more as a detraction…

..and an interesting and relevant finn-fact is that finland imprisons 15 people per 100,000 people..

..whereas we here in nz imprison over 100 people per 100,000..

..and you garrett have made that imprisonment-gap even wider..

..some ‘contribution’..eh..?

..here’s a thought…why don’t you get the (oxymoronically-named) ‘sensible sentencing trust’ to fund a fact-finding tour for you and brownlee..

..to maybe see what they do that is so ‘wrong’…to achieve that 15 citizens per 100,000 rate..?..eh..?

..now..that could be a ‘contribution’..

..whereas the work of the garrett in those 18 months is actually a high-water mark of populist/alarmist penal-demagoguery..

..that we hope we we will not see again…

..and that the next progressive govt will overturn..

..of that you can be sure..

..whither yr ‘contribution’ then..?..

..eh…?

phil@whoar.
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April 1, 2012 6:49pm
David Garrett

And I see the undetected typos are starting Phil..those cataracts playing up again? Or has the sun been over the yardarm for some hours?

And that imprisonment rate Phil…it’s actually DECLINED since 3S came in…but dont take up my word for it…check out your mate Workman’s site…
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April 1, 2012 6:51pm
philu

and gee..!..imagine the costs-savings/monies to be used elsewhere that would be available with an imprisonment rate nearer 15…

..than over 100..eh..?

..btw..you have garrett to thank for making that penal financial black hole even worse..

..eh..?

..some ‘contribution’..

..eh..?

phil@whoar.
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April 1, 2012 6:59pm
big bruv

Hey Phool..

237 Minimum wage jobs advertised today on Trade me, how many have you applied for?
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April 1, 2012 7:02pm
philu

ah..!..garrett..you would be (finally!) referring to/acknowledging the sharp drop in crime internationally…?

..that drop you try to claim is down to yr repressive/regressive/backward legislation..?

..y’know..!..that spin/self-serving bullshit you try to peddle..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 7:02pm
bereal

Now is that a joke ot what ?
A fuken dropkick bludging loser that feels the world owes him and his family a living on the public tit.
Asks a citizen.
“whither your contribution’ then…?”..eh..?

Whither yours you piece of shit ?

Now i pointed ou before that this POS has no shame.
No self esteem.
No effing nothing
The only thing he has got is a high opinion of himself.

Must be the drugs.
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April 1, 2012 7:04pm
wiseowl

After coming in from a hard days work I read a pile of posts about dribble.

I was hoping to read some constructive comment and support from all those jaffas that have finally jumped up and down about the shocking treaty deals that are being done behind closed doors.

The sight of Finlayson on the teev last night delivering an arrogant response to anyone who dares question his settlements, was truly amazing.

Great to see some kiwis fighting back at last.
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April 1, 2012 7:20pm
Put it away

Phool, when did crime in one country ever follow a trend from overseas? You crim-huggers are looking pretty desperate and dishonest trying to ascribe the drop in crime to anything and everything except the actual cause.

imagine the costs-savings/monies to be used elsewhere that would be available with an imprisonment rate nearer 15 than over 100?”

Imagine the extra costs to society of those other ones *not* being in jail. Fuck them, they can stay where they are. Best place for them.
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April 1, 2012 7:20pm
philu

gee..!..that’s a very rational/logical response there..p.i.a…

..typical of yr regressive point of view..

..eh..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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April 1, 2012 7:32pm
mikenmild

wiseowl
How do you think it will work out for the Devonport folk who don’t want Maori next door?
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April 1, 2012 7:35pm
Put it away

Well I guess you could call it “regressing” back to before crime rates went out of control thanks to the leftist crim huggers like yourself. Looks like opportunities in your chosen career are drying up. Oh dear.
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April 1, 2012 7:42pm
wiseowl

mnm,
A stupid comment.
I don’t believe it has anything to do with who’s next door.

Finlayson appears to be willing to give away anything that is not nailed down.

It’s time you did some research into so called grievances mnm.
I’d like to hear from someone in Devonport on this one.
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April 1, 2012 7:47pm
philu

do you hang all of yr political ‘thinking’ off simplistic slogans/rhetoric there..p.i.a..?

..again..a common trait in those espousing regressive/reactionary-politics..

..eh..?

..that total absence of any traces of intellectual rigor/coherent-analysis..

..eh..?

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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