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April 11, 2012 8:00am by Kokila Patel

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bereal

Put it away
thats good.
But please don’t miss my point.
i know there is little chance of reducing his activity.

But, if you don’t respond to him directly it will drive him stirr crazy.

And why would you want to let a piece of shit like that be your puppet master ?

Talk about the POS, thats fine, he is an interesting case for study as they say.

But if he gets no direct response, no engagement, then that will chew his guts out.
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April 11, 2012 8:13pm
nasska

Handy Hint

To attract a vegetarian, make a noise like a wounded vegetable.
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April 11, 2012 8:16pm
Put it away

beryl I’m no one’s puppet, I reply to him when I feel like having a laugh at his expense, no more, no less.
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April 11, 2012 8:17pm
David Garrett

I have to keep reminding myself “You are dealing with/trying to reason with/engaging with a brain damaged person! Stop it!”

For some damn reason it’s just not that easy….It’s like that mosquito bite I mentioned yesterday….you just KNOW if you itch it it’s going to get worse….
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April 11, 2012 8:17pm
Put it away

nasska – I’ve never stuck round his ghost town of a blog long enough to pay much attention to who’s making the comments. Can’t say any familar names have stuck out though.
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April 11, 2012 8:24pm
Steve

Bagpiper at a Funeral

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a
Funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless
Man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a
Pauper’s cemetery in the back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently
Gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the
Diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the
Side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in
Place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played
out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like
I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept,
I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes
and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I
Never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic
tanks for twenty years.”

Apparently I’m still lost….it’s a man thing
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April 11, 2012 9:00pm
nasska

HOW AMERICAN ARE YOU?

1. You decide that your relationship with you partner is over. How do you break the news that you are leaving?

a) Leave a tearful note on the kitchen table and slip away into the night

b) Attack him with a chair leg in front of a rabble of cheering, pumped up trailer trash vermin, on national television.

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2. Where are you most likely to find your local policeman?

a) Outside the police house in the village mending a puncture on his bicycle.

b) On his yacht, wearing a pastel suit with the sleeves rolled up, feeding his pet crocodile.

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3. Your fourteen year old son is going through a difficult phase. He is becoming disruptive at school and a recluse at home. What do you do?

a) Don’t worry, it’s just a phase he is going through. You were the same at his age.

b) Take him to the local supermarket and buy him an arsenal of weaponry and enough ammo to kill a small town.

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4. You and your pals decide to go to the park and have a game of football. What do you bring?

a) A ball and two coats (for goalposts)

b) A ball, 50 crash helmets, 4 tonnes of body armour, 20 cheer leaders, a marching souza band and a team of orthopedic surgeons specialising in spinal injuries.

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5. You are driving along a country road when you accidentally run over a rabbit. What do you do?

a) Stop and see how badly injured it is, taking it to a vet if it’s alive.

b) Strap it across the hood of your car and drive home hooping and a hollering, while throwing empty cans of Budweiser out the window.

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6. You wake up one morning with a sore neck. What do you do?

a) Ignore it, it will probably go away.

b) Take yourself to a prostitute addicted televangelist faith healer in an ill fitting wig, who will lay his hands on you, whilst screaming about devils in front of an audience of gibbering inbreds.

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7. What do you have for breakfast?

a) A bowl of cornflakes, a slice of toast and a coffee.

b) A bag of donuts with ice cream, a 32 ounce steak with 6 eggs sunny side up, fifteen pancakes covered in a gallon of maple syrup, a dozen waffles, 5 corn dogs and a diet root beer.

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8. What kind of car do you drive?

a) A small economical runabout

b) A forty foot long chromium plated jukebox that does 2 miles to the gallon.

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9. You decide to get married. What kind of ceremony do you have?

a) A quiet little service with a few friends.

b) A minute long mockery at a 24hr drive thru chapel in Las Vegas, presided over by a transvestite vicar dressed as Elvis.

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If you answered mostly As, you’re in no way American. You probably spell colour with a ‘U’.

If you answered mostly Bs, you’re a card carrying member of Uncle Sam’s brigade and you’ve probably got 4th of July tattooed on your arse.
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April 11, 2012 9:04pm
bereal

Dear, ‘ Put it away ‘ @ 8.17

You are wrong my friend.
You are the puppet of philu.

He pulls your strings. You jump. Justifying it doesn’t deny it.

And, my dear friend, conjure with this truth.

They are none so blind as those who cannot see.

You will continue to be a puppet for the likes of philu untill you decide to stop.

It’s in your hands.
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April 11, 2012 10:17pm
Put it away

beryl, you’re a mong
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April 11, 2012 10:27pm
calendar girl

“I can’t believe you are so fucking stupid. This is a case of a young kid executed in cold blood because of the color of his skin.”

Call me fucking stupid as well if you like, Luc, but I prefer to wait until the charge of second degree murder is determined in a court of law. Until witnesses are heard and cross-examined, I cannot rely on your insightful predetermination of the case from 13,000km away.

(Any verdict not in accord with your prejudiced view will be greeted, predictably, with allegations of racial bias in the USA judicial system. Or bribery. Or whatever it takes.)
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April 12, 2012 9:27pm
calendar girl

My comment immediately above was posted on the wrong thread. Apologies. Comment now transferred to GD 12 April.
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April 12, 2012 10:49pm

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