General Debate 16 March 2012

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krazykiwi

Morning. Coffee’s up.
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March 16, 2012 8:04am
Martin Gibson

In case you missed it on Breakfast this morning . . . another sweaty young dipshit with his eye on a Labour list position talking about how if interest-free student loans are scrapped students will thcream an thrcream an thrcream until they’re thick.

Oh, and it wouldn’t be the same without him being soft-interviewed by someone in a similar demographic.

http://tvnz.co.nz/breakfast-news/can-we-afford-keep-interest-free-student-loans-video-4780108
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March 16, 2012 8:08am
krazykiwi

From the “thank goodness the Climate Changes” department …

Extreme Droughts Were More Common 200-300 Years Ago, Study

A paper published today in Environmental Research Letters uses tree-ring proxies to reconstruct drought conditions of the American Southeast from 1665 to 2010. The authors find “The reconstruction shows that the recent droughts are not unprecedented over the last 346 years. Indeed, droughts of extended duration occurred more frequently between 1696 and 1820. Our results indicate that the era in which local and state water supply decisions were developed and the period of instrumental data upon which it is based are amongst the wettest since at least 1665.”

I note they use tree-ring proxies, famous after Kevin Trenberth carefully hand picked the ones that were used to launch the Hockey Stick fraud. Hope these climate researchers are more honest. Hard to be less honest.

Where are all the foaming CAGW prophets these days? It’s just not fun any more …. and I want them to stump up my share of the billions wasted on this nonsense
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March 16, 2012 8:09am
AlphaKiwi

Muslims versus Muslims in Auckland.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10792424

Prediction. The more hard line ones will just set up their own mosque and start proselytizing.
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March 16, 2012 8:12am
Pete George

Something that stood out like a pea in porridge in Shearer’s speech was something new, in fact:

A completely new New Zealand.

That’s obviously not possible, we can’t throw everyone out and start again. Why not push for a better New Zealand? A lot about our country is pretty good already, why not build on that? ‘New’ New Zealand? Woolly eyed.
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March 16, 2012 8:14am
joana

My condolences , thoughts and prayers are with the Karetai family. They are a very well known , loved and respected family in the Bluff/Invercargill/Southland areas having many friends and connections there.
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March 16, 2012 8:21am
Keeping Stock

Couldn’t agree more Joana; which is why Stuff appeal to people who knew the victims of this tragedy to contact them sickens me. I know journalists have a job to do, but can’t they show a bit of sensitivity?

http://keepingstock.blogspot.co.nz/2012/03/cruel-sea-and-insensitive-media.html
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March 16, 2012 8:23am
Megatron

“A 27-year-old Somalian man arrested over the incident is under police guard in hospital after being treated for gunshot injuries to his arm and shoulder. The man is still to be interviewed or charged”
This is a good example of the reason why our police force need to sharpen up their handgun skills. Double tap to the head, costs a couple of dollars, saves a fortune in hospital, legal and prison costs.
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March 16, 2012 8:32am
krazykiwi

Yesterday RightNow posited that Peter Freedman previously posted here as Maggie. It got me thinking about language analysis, and I found this – JGAAP – Java Graphical Authorship Attribution Program. I don’t have time, but a great geek project might be to set this up to automatically read and analyse KB posts to identify duplicate online identities. I’m sure there’d be plenty, and probably examples of people talking with themselves. Such fun.
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March 16, 2012 8:36am
Don the Kiwi

Megatron.

“double tap”

Military background?
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March 16, 2012 8:38am
joana

I agree with you keeping stock.
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March 16, 2012 8:40am
joana

On the Press comment section , some were calling for police to be armed after yesterday’s story in CHCh..they already have access to weaponry..my view would be that looking at Somalian refugees is more the crucial issue. How did the police already know him? Why did the police not shoot to kill? Were they afraid this would set off a few more Somalian time bombs around the city?
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March 16, 2012 8:46am
Megatron

D the K.
Does the cadet force at school count?
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March 16, 2012 8:48am
Ryan Sproull

“double tap”

Military background?

Gaming background 🙂
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March 16, 2012 8:56am
Dave Mann

On this knife wielding offender, I was amazed to read this headline on NZ City ” Family of police shooting victim extends sympathies”. This man was not the “victim” here…. he was an out-of-control asshole who brought it upon himself.
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March 16, 2012 8:58am
Brian Smaller

Double tap to the head? No. shoot the centre of mass – until the person stops posing a threat.
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March 16, 2012 8:58am
nasska

Nine o’clock & no contribution or comments from Maggie/Peter Freedman. Perhaps he doesn’t like us any more.
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March 16, 2012 9:00am
Pete George

… a great geek project might be to set this up to automatically read and analyse KB posts to identify duplicate online identities. I’m sure there’d be plenty, and probably examples of people talking with themselves.

It would never identify me “talking with themselves”.
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March 16, 2012 9:03am
Pete George

Last comment is nonsense.
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March 16, 2012 9:04am
kowtow

Shearer speech.
This am on TV1 Corrin Dann and blonde discussing. Embarrassment over ‘brighter future”. However Dann states that Shearer can do better and that the core of the speech is what was “needed”.

That sounds like an endorsement from an employee of the state broadcaster.

Double tap to the head?
Tactically the best place is the body mass, less chance of missing (which creates a danger to the shooter and general public) and can’t be accused by the wowsers of a shoot to kill policy.
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March 16, 2012 9:06am
Megatron

Brian S
Nah that centre of mass malarkey is the Plod school. Getting the top 10 inches uses less rounds.
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March 16, 2012 9:11am
Pete George

Shearer was interviewed on NatRad this morning when he again pushed his “new” New Zealand.

There is plenty of spare space in the Pacific but Shearer will go out and listen to the people before announcing policy on exacly where Labour will create their New New Zealand.

Ruissel Norman suggested calling it New Greenland.

Winston Peters claimed Labour were just trying to differentiate from his Oldies New Zealand.
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March 16, 2012 9:14am
Don the Kiwi

Somali Pirates coming here to steal our oxygen.

How on earth are these arseholes getting in here? Same as that salafist imam who is causing shit in Avondale.

Send the bastards home.
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March 16, 2012 9:15am
Manolo

Dhimmitude from the NYT: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/15/new-york-times-accused-catholic-bashing-double-standard-on-religion/
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March 16, 2012 9:16am
labours a joke

Somalians. Stop importing these shitbags. They cant assimilate. I don’t want them here.
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March 16, 2012 9:20am
Brian Smaller

Somalians. Stop importing these shitbags. They cant assimilate. I don’t want them here.

Family reunification means there will be more and more. They are all from different clan groupings and keep their civil wars going here. Used to watch them brawl in Lower Hutt when I lived there. Would ring the cops and they would show up, shrug and do their best to get them apart.
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March 16, 2012 9:27am
Weihana

Manolo,

Catholics should take it as a compliment since it is obviously a recognition of the fact that they are generally reasonable and civil and don’t resort to violence whenever someone criticizes their religion.
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March 16, 2012 9:32am
barry

krazykiwi…..

Dont you know that talking to yourself is the only way to get the right answers…………..

I find that I hardly ever argue with myself and usually I get the most erudite and brilliant answers to the most puzzling questions that concern the future of mankind…….

If only evryone else would take notice………
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March 16, 2012 9:33am
Dave Mann

About Somalians… I think it would be unfair on Somalians to tar them all with the same brush (which is why I didn’t identify the guy’s race in my previous comment).

Does anybody have any FACTS about what proportion of Somalians here are criminals? I have seen some Somalians who are regulars in my local shopping centre and there seem to be two distinct groups. By far the smaller group are pretty closed, uncommunicative and wear headscarves etc, but the larger group look really nice, friendly, smiling and well-integrated into Kiwi lifestyle. This is only a superficial judgement, I know, but looks and behaviour can be quite revealing.
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March 16, 2012 9:35am
kowtow

Wehana and the NY Times

Media insults Christians its hould be interpreted as a compliment.
Media insults Mohamed:,it’s extremist,racist,intolerant,hurtful and mustn’t be repeated in the interests of inclusion,diversity,community relations blah blah blah.

Hypocracy .
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March 16, 2012 9:44am
David Garrett

joana and labours a joke:

Agree entirely (sorry Joanna!). Have a look at Alpha Kiwis link earlier in this thread… internecine warfare between one group of Muslims and another…essentially one less radical group of Muslims fighting another more radical group of exponents of the religion of peace for the control of a mosque in Auckland…surely this kind of thing was the precursor to the situation in the UK where whole areas of cities like Bradford are now “no go” for non Muslims? It must have started as little internecine niggles that the rest of the Brits ignored as not their concern…Surely someone somewhere has done a thesis on the rise of radical Islam in Britain? Any links or references gratefully received

I am a great believer in Satayana’s dictum about those ignoring history being condemned to repeat it…What on earth makes US the one and only western country where trying to mix these guys into a formerly christian but now largely secular society WONT turn out spectactularly badly??

It may be already too late…but the least we can do is not let one more Muslim refugee into this country, now matter how bloody “westernised” and “secular” they seem…Remember Ashraf Choudhry MP, the Labour Party’s token Muslim? On TV he was unable to say the Koran was wrong in prescribing stoning for gays and uppity women…And Ashraf was a very pleasant chap in person…when he ever did anything but smile benignly…

It can only end in tears, and its starting already….Was it Kingsley Amis who said “More will inevitably be worse?”
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March 16, 2012 9:48am
Weihana

kowtow,

I think it’s more about fear. Muslims get angry and start killing people. As Manolo says: dhimmitude.
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March 16, 2012 9:52am
kowtow

alpha kiwi

Christchurch had the very same issues some years back. The Press covered it quite extensively.

dg
Not just the UK, there was a murder and mosque buring in Belgium this week for the same reason. Salafists attacking Shia.

Islam is a dangerous ideology. Time for the west to wake up to the fact that historically the struggle between the west and Islam has been long running and has never gone away.
History lessons tend to have dates and events like Hastings 1066 as important(rightly) but events such as Tours 732, Manzikert 1071 the fall of Constantinople 1453, the various seiges of Vienna etc should be on the curiculum (not a chance).

The west has historically resisted the constant tide of militant Islam, today we seem content to quietly be drowned by it.
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March 16, 2012 10:19am
Yvette

One sensitive claims client said she had been repeatedly told in writing that her details were kept within the unit and that only three people in the unit had access to her file. She and other sensitive claims clients have accused ACC of an appalling culture of sloppy privacy practices.

One said she had received nine letters of apology from the corporation for privacy breaches. Each time it said it took privacy seriously and each time it said it had put in place “systems to prevent this happening again”.

– http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/6583904/Dozens-of-managers-sent-sex-abuse-reports

It must certainly “add insult to injury” to receive letters of apology from three times the number of people than you have been reassured have access to you file.

But of the news items I have seen or heard on this matter [and I admit of course I can’t be aware of them all] why does none say who actually received the emailed files, and what – if anything – did that person do with them?
That would be the first thing I’d ask and I wonder why no journalist asks the same question.
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March 16, 2012 10:19am
labours a joke

“About Somalians… I think it would be unfair on Somalians to tar them all …”

Nope. Their culture is feral. We dont want or need them here. Do not open the can of worms.
I am a New Zealander. It is my right to say I dont want Somali refugees in my country.
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March 16, 2012 10:21am
Viking2

joana (1,139) Says:
March 16th, 2012 at 8:46 am

On the Press comment section , some were calling for police to be armed after yesterday’s story in CHCh..they already have access to weaponry..my view would be that looking at Somalian refugees is more the crucial issue. How did the police already know him? Why did the police not shoot to kill? Were they afraid this would set off a few more Somalian time bombs around the city?

They did shoot to kill. They just can’t shoot straight most of the time when its really needed but manage to do so when they don’t need to. Lack of hunting experience.
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March 16, 2012 10:39am
David Garrett

Dave Mann: the problem with your argument – reasonable as it sounds on its face – is how do infidels tell the difference between a fanatic embryonic terrorist who would gladly send his child into a building with a bomb from the guy who wants to learn to play rugby and how to catch a snapper?

The 9/11 incidents in the US show that in the greater cause – and those 73 virgins they all get when they reach paradise as martyrs – Muslim terrorists are more than able to APPEAR perfectly westernised, to the point of drinking, gambling and sleeping with infidel women. They don’t all go around wearing a scowl and a tea towel on their heads.

As both I and and kowtow have pointed out, NO EUROPEAN COUNTRY has not had serious problems with Muslim immigrants: murders of ‘heretic’ film makers in Holland; beatings and killings of women who aren’t prepared to kowtow (sorry!) to their parents or clerics in France; Honour killings everywhere from England to Turkey, and even Australia. As I said earlier, what on earth makes us think it would be different here? And if we can’t ensure we only get the “good” ones who will be eternally grateful for an escape from the shithole countries they were born in, why take the risk of taking any? Do we wait until we have a couple of honour killings and a bus of unbelievers blown up here? And what do we do then if we allow it to go that far?
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March 16, 2012 10:47am
Brian Smaller

@David Garrett – I will save all the lefties time and accuse you of Islamophobia now. I wear that label with pride.
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March 16, 2012 10:59am
Don the Kiwi

kowtow.

“The west has historically resisted the constant tide of militant Islam, today we seem content to quietly be drowned by it.”

That was back in the days when the West was predominantly Christian – specifically Catholic. Even during the religious wars after the Reformation, the Protestants were toying with the idea of joining the moslems to defeat the Catholics.

But todays society is now known as “post christian”, so its lost its backbone – unles there is a resurgence of Christianity, or an aligned conservative moral culture, muslim victory is inevitable.
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March 16, 2012 11:04am
Weihana

Don the kiwi,

Pfft.. The problem is religion and people who embrace faith over reason. Christianity is only better precisely because Christians have to a significant extent ditched fundamentalism in favour of science and reason.

Consider that the Christian society you want us all to revert back to was one which executed heretics:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giordano_Bruno
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cayetano_Ripoll

How is that any better than Islam?
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March 16, 2012 11:14am
Don the Kiwi

Weihana.

You really are quite ignorant aren’t you.

So you think Europe and UK – which have mainly dumped religion, specifically christianity, are on the right path? You’ve got to be dreaming.

The predominant christian culture of today – not 4 centuries ago where the mindset was completely different – embraces science and reaon. Many of the world’s leading scientists are christian.

Take your biases and bigotry away.
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March 16, 2012 11:22am
David Garrett

BS: I think “Islamophobia” is an entirely rational fear…I too readily admit to being frightened of these guys; what they might wish to do to me, and particularly to my lovely daughter. It’s time we stopped playing with these dangerous people.

Weihana: You make you own point then ignore it. I am surprised some 20 year old leftie hasn’t already been in here screeching “read the old testament..” As you point out, for by far the most part, christians have ditched fundamentalism and fanaticsm for science and reason. And those who havent get locked up if they follow the worst dictates in the Bible. THAT’s the difference.
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March 16, 2012 11:24am
Dave Mann

@ David Garrett

You might well be correct and I might have wrongly identified some people as Somalian … I don’t know. But in your argument’s favour I am listening to Michael Laws this morning and his show is absolutely full of horror stories about Somalians here and in other countries, so maybe they are mostly assholes. As I said, I just don’t know enough Somalians to be sure.
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March 16, 2012 11:30am
publicwatchdog

(Local Government) OIA request to UNELECTED Auckland Council CEO – Doug McKay (15 March 2012)

“WHO GOVERNS THIS AUCKLAND $UPERCITY COUNCIL?

ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES OR THE UNELECTED COMMITTEE FOR AUCKLAND?

What is driving this Ports Of Auckland dispute has been the Auckland Council Investment Limited’s ‘Key Performance Indicator’ (KPI) that ‘POAL’s ROE (Return On Equity) increases from 6.3% to 12% over the following 5 years by 30/06/2016”.

Councillor Richard Northey, Chair of the Auckland Council Accountability and Performance Committee asked the Chief Executive of Auckland Council Investments Ltd (ACIL), Gary Swift in a letter dated 20 January 2012 asked:

“2. What was the origin and justification for the above KPI? …”

The answer from the Chief Executive of Auckland Council Investments Ltd (ACIL), Gary Swift in a letter dated 27 January 2012 :

” I’m not exactly sure where the return on equity target of 12% originated…..
I think Doug McKay may have suggested 12% when he met with the POAL Board.
……”

KEY PERFORMANCE INDICATORS IN STATEMENTS OF INTENT ARE ‘GOVERNANCE’ MATTERS – TO BE DECIDED BY ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES – NOT THE UNELECTED CEO OF AUCKLAND COUNCIL, DOUG MCKAY, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ‘OPERATIONAL’ MATTERS.

Please provide the following information which confirms:

1) IN WHAT LAWFUL CAPACITY, AND ON WHOSE LAWFUL AUTHORITY DID YOU, UNELECTED CEO FOR AUCKLAND COUNCIL DOUG MCKAY MEET WITH THE POAL BOARD AND ‘SUGGEST’ A 12% RETURN ON EQUITY (ROE) KEY PERFORMANCE INDICATOR?

2) PLEASE PROVIDE THE MINUTES OF ALL/ANY MEETINGS BETWEEN THE POAL BOARD/ THE ACIL BOARD AND YOURSELF AS CEO OF AUCKLAND COUNCIL WHERE A 12% RETURN ON EQUITY (ROE) KEY PERFORMANCE INDICATOR WAS DISCUSSED.

3) PLEASE CONFIRM WHETHER A 12% RETURN ON EQUITY (ROE) KEY PERFORMANCE INDICATOR WAS EVER DISCUSSED BETWEEN YOURSELF AS A MEMBER OF THE UNELECTED PRIVATE LOBBY GROUP – THE COMMITTEE FOR AUCKLAND – AND THE CEO OF PORTS OF AUCKLAND, TONY GIBSON, ALSO A MEMBER OF THE COMMITTEE FOR AUCKLAND.

4) PLEASE PROVIDE THE INFORMATION WHICH CONFIRMS HOW MANY CONTRACTS HAVE BEEN AWARDED TO COMPANIES WHICH ARE MEMBERS OF THE COMMITTEE FOR AUCKLAND, FOR THE PROVISION OF GOODS, SERVICES OR PEOPLE, SINCE THE ESTABLISHMENT OF THE AUCKLAND TRANSITION AGENCY (ATA); THE ESTABLISHMENT OF THE AUCKLAND COUNCIL, AND/OR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ‘COUNCIL CONTROLLED ORGANISATIONS’ (CCOs):

ACIL
RFA
ATEED
ACPL
Auckland Transport
Waterfront Auckland
Watercare

or any subsidiaries thereof …..”

Penny Bright
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March 16, 2012 11:41am
mara

David Garrett, you are 100% correct and unafraid to state the obvious. I like that.
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March 16, 2012 11:44am
publicwatchdog

Seen this Kiwibloggers?

Those UNELECTED businesspeople who are really running Auckland Council and the Auckland region?

http://www.committeeforauckland.co.nz/membership/member-organisations

And this?

Rudman’s view on Auckland Council’s ‘feeble leadership’ – with which I heartily concur.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/brian-rudman/news/article.cfm?a_id=1&objectid=10792426

Penny Bright
‘Anti-corruption campainger’
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March 16, 2012 11:46am
Weihana

# Don the Kiwi (720) Says:
March 16th, 2012 at 11:22 am

Weihana.

You really are quite ignorant aren’t you.

So you think Europe and UK – which have mainly dumped religion, specifically christianity, are on the right path? You’ve got to be dreaming.

Yes, dumping religion in favour of reason is a good thing. But dumping religion is no guarantee of rationality or even improved rationality. Indeed many of today’s “beliefs” are often quasi-religious in nature (e.g. environmentalism, multiculturalism)

The predominant christian culture of today – not 4 centuries ago where the mindset was completely different – embraces science and reaon.

But that was my point. You are not championing today’s culture, you are championing the culture of four centures ago because it had “backbone”. Yeah, the backbone to execute anyone who dares disagree with their dogma.

Many of the world’s leading scientists are christian.

True, yet leading scientists tend to be non-religious and even those who are religious are more believers in the unknown rather than actually believing in a personal god listening to their everyday troubles.

Take your biases and bigotry away.

Oh, so it’s okay for you to trash an entire religion but heaven forbid anyone touch your precious little fairy tales.

All I am doing is pointing out that Islam is simply a more extreme version of the religious mindset and until one addresses the fundamental problem with Islam (i.e. it’s a religion) then there is no solid foundation on which to address the problem.
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March 16, 2012 11:46am
Dave Mann

@ Penny Bright

I don’t want to appear rude, but why don’t you just fuck off and stop polluting these threads with your mindnumbingly boring bullshit?
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March 16, 2012 11:53am
Weihana

David Garrett,

Weihana: You make you own point then ignore it. I am surprised some 20 year old leftie hasn’t already been in here screeching “read the old testament..” As you point out, for by far the most part, christians have ditched fundamentalism and fanaticsm for science and reason. And those who havent get locked up if they follow the worst dictates in the Bible. THAT’s the difference.

They’ve minimized the problem. But the problem still remains and so long as people accept that it’s legitimate to argue “it’s about faith” then Muslims can argue exactly the same thing, just with more extreme consequences.

Arguing we need to return to our Christian roots is exactly the opposite of what we need to do. We need less religion, not more.
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March 16, 2012 12:00pm
publicwatchdog

Thank you Dave Mann!

Your response has made my day 🙂

Good to see your unbridled commitment to ‘freedom of expression’ 😉

Why does it appear that your buttons have so been jammed on FULL?

You’re not dependent on ‘corporate welfare’ by any chance are you?

You have a LOVELY day.

Kind regards,

Penny Bright
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March 16, 2012 12:01pm
graham

“Good to see your unbridled commitment to ‘freedom of expression’

Why does it appear that your buttons have so been jammed on FULL?”

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… says Penny, who STILL refuses to answer to the facts that she has STOLEN water and encouraged others to do the same; and has threatened to STEAL electricity from the Auckland City Council. And got quite snarky when I questioned whether this was really appropriate behaviour for someone who ‘claims’ to be a ‘public watchdog’ and ‘fighting corruption’.

You never did answer me, Penny … do YOU believe in one law for all … EVEN YOU?!
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March 16, 2012 12:08pm
David Garrett

Dave Mann:
For God’s sake (I think both “belief systems” acknowledge a GOD don’t they?) stop encouraging the mad coot…the only time she buggers off is when no-one engages with her…
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March 16, 2012 12:08pm
Keeping Stock

@ Penny Bright (11.46am) – concur? FFS; Rudman’s piece is so slanted that I’d almost believe that you ghost-wrote it for him, then had a subbie edit if for you!
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March 16, 2012 12:26pm
plebe

So it seems Apple is as stupid as Android when it comes to using your voice to find something, try SEX on andriod as an example
http://news.cnet.com/8301-27076_3-57395727-248/apples-siri-not-as-smart-as-she-looks-lawsuit-charges/
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March 16, 2012 12:39pm
Put it away

Plebe why am I not surprised you’re searching for sex on your phone?
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March 16, 2012 1:10pm
Pete George

You’d think after Sheare’s grand speech yesterday his fan clubs would be all over it, but it seems like they are already over it. Hey David, the troops aren’t listening.

Once again John Key gets the attention.
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March 16, 2012 1:52pm
joana

David G
Not sure what you are sorry for..the rise of islam. There are a lot of sites. Some have been banned.The Aussie site Winds of Jihad is an easy way to keep up.Sheik often gets material from Jihad Watch and other sites then adds his humour and take on things. Robert Spencer [US] from Jihad watch has written a lot of books…Gates of Vienna is another site….plus ex muslim sites..
In the UK , they let one group flourish in the Unis etc at the same time as all members of this group were locked up in the Middle East. They have also caused trouble in Aussie..they are here , with sympathizers at Auckland Uni and most likely at other Unis by now…. Hizb ut-Tahrir. The UK has not been able to rid themselves of these horrors and other horrors because of human rights laws and European legislation..they have been trying to send old ”hams are us” back to Jordan for what seems like forever.
Where muslims are really winning the war in the west is in the maternity wards. They call all the shots at CHCH women’s.
More than anything , it is a demographic war.
So many NZers are so naive. What has happened elsewhere , will happen here..well it already is..[ carjacking is a muslim speciality ] There has been lots of incidents in Aussie..riots in malls , a riot at Auburn hospital , rapes , gang rapes , car jacking etc If any of these things are ever reported here , they are greatly minimised.
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March 16, 2012 1:58pm
kowtow

Germany is having problems with it’s Salafists too.

Speigel is a “liberal” publication, the German equivalent of the Guardian.

Interesting sentence ;”Salafists……..strictly follows the teachings of the Prophet Mohammed.”

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,816642,00.html
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March 16, 2012 2:00pm
Yvette

He is picky about his robes and his red shoes are tailor-made, and now Pope Benedict has ordered a custom-blended eau de cologne just for him.
The fragrance, with hints of lime tree, verbena and grass, was concocted by Italian perfume maker Silvana Casoli, who has created scents for Madonna, Sting and King Juan Carlos of Spain.

Wonder what custom-blended eau de cologne Jesus may have chosen …
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March 16, 2012 2:12pm
tom hunter

Given the debates that have occurred here about free speech in recent days I wonder what people might think about the suggestion to close off the most recent David Bain thread?

I think we could have an interesting discussion about free speech in this context. Clearly as it is DPF’s forum he has every right to shut the conversation down, but is it ethically right? I think it is but then, like Yvette, my preference would be to shut it down. Every time it has appeared to die for a few hours I think, finally, it’s over – only for somebody to start it up again. But then shutting it down has been my preference for some time as it appears that a bunch of TradeMe yobs (both pro and anti-David Bain) have appeared to simply carry on the same endless war they conducted on that forum.

Thoughts?
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March 16, 2012 2:24pm
Manolo

Read and laugh: http://harndenblog.dailymail.co.uk/2012/03/david-camerons-embarrassing-fawning-over-barack-obama-.html
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March 16, 2012 2:25pm
Griff

Davids blog,his right to allow the on gong debate on Bain or not.
Periodically I have dropped in to see the state of the “debate” It long ago decayed into pure drible.
It would be no loss to close it down,However it would introduce the risk of migrating to GD and hence causing damage to the very nature of this blog.
Blogs by their nature are not the realm of free speech they are a personal reflection of the views of the owner.
That this particular blog does operate under the conventions of free speech is a reflection of the ethos of DPF who is open to debate and enjoys like most of us the intellectual stimulation it brings about.

Its a strange paradigm of communication that this brings about a Self regulating community under a benevolent dictator.
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March 16, 2012 2:47pm
kowtow

Yvette

Mathew 26,7to 12. Look it up.
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March 16, 2012 2:54pm
Griff

And as i typed that DPF commented on the bain thread

“Debate should be about the issues, not attacks on each other.”
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March 16, 2012 2:56pm
bhudson

tom hunter,

Bain thread and the Trade Me commenters. I think that would be the justification for closing it down – that those commenters have not come here to add anything to KB, but merely to find a new sandpit for their snarling. (I wonder if TM has shut them down and so they have been forced to go elsewhere?)
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March 16, 2012 2:58pm
Yvette

> Kowtow
Matthew 26:12 When she poured this perfume on my body, she did it to prepare me for burial.

OK, I understand that
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March 16, 2012 3:14pm
bereal

The prize for the Drongo comment so far today is awarded to…. Brian Smaller. @10.59

He is awarded the prize for introducing the term. ‘Islamaphobia.’

Brian and others of his ilk are so blinded by the P.C. philosophy that he picked up somewhere along his ‘journey’
that he is blinded to all common sense or reason.
Muslim Somalians are very unlikely to ever become part of New Zealand society. Fuken VERY unlikely, kin ever. (based on common sense )

One question for you Brian Smaller.

Dear Brian,
please give an example of ANY western democratic country where muslim immigrants have assimilated
successfully. (let alone Somalians)

And if you can’t Brian, why do you try to dissparage your fellow countrymen who do have the forsight
and common sense that you lack who are able to point to the obvious ?
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March 16, 2012 3:25pm
plebe

because i knew a sheep like you would respond, i could have said Mr D Farrar.and you wouldnt have responded.

Put it away (2,541) Says:

March 16th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Plebe why am I not surprised you’re searching for sex on your phone?
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March 16, 2012 3:27pm
Put it away

Making sense isn’t very important to you, is it plebe?
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March 16, 2012 3:34pm
bereal

Another thought for Brian Smaller.

In Islamic countries, what do you think is the term they use to denigrate their brothers who may cut other
religious viewpoints some slack ?

Christian o phobes ? Jew o phobes ? Buddist o phobes? etc etc….

Let me tell you dear Brian Smaller,

it is Infidels, and the prophet tells all righteous muslims that infidels have to either convert to islam or be killed.

Did yopu know that Brian ?

Did you know it but not believe it because it wouldn’t mesh with your PC view of the world ?

Grow up Brian.
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March 16, 2012 4:39pm
Weihana

bereal,

I’m pretty sure he used the term ironically. 🙂
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March 16, 2012 4:44pm
David Garrett

bereal: Good Lord (apt..) bit slow today mate….It’s OBVIOUS BS was being ironic….
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March 16, 2012 5:28pm
bereal

Ok
i’ll settle down now, and relax a bit,
i can fly off the handle but,
any one else see anything wrong with my points ?

You talk about Islamophobia.
Thats a red rag to a bull for me.

Muslims hate me. Fine.
i hate the motherfuckers back.

Well ?
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March 16, 2012 5:41pm
labours a joke

Bereal..go have a look at jihadwatch…a fine website.
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March 16, 2012 6:03pm
labours a joke

breathless….reporting…on …TV one…boat sunk…how….much …more…can they…wring…out of the…story…its been….9 minutes…now….harrowing…
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March 16, 2012 6:09pm
Dave Mann

I enjoy reading all these comments and some of the ones on Islam are spot-on….. but methinks the PC mind police will be acting soon to close down threads on blogs like this under the catch-all classification of being ‘offensive’.

I reckon freedom of expression on the internet has about 5 years (max) to run before it is completely shut down along the lines already employed under the state’s guise of stopping IP ‘piracy’.

Enjoy this while it is still possible, for tomorrow the (metaphoric) black helicopters will come…..
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March 16, 2012 6:17pm
Scott Chris

that those commenters have not come here to add anything to KB, but merely to find a new sandpit for their snarling.

Actually, amid all the snarling and pettiness there was a fair bit of robust debate taking place.

No different from any other KB thread really.

I’m disappointed Farrar closed it down. It wasn’t affecting anyone else.

[DPF: In case you didn’t see my comment, lawyers have been called in. Unless you want to pay for my time and my lawyer’s time, then don’t complain that I closed the thread]
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March 16, 2012 6:17pm
Dave Mann

Oh I have just had an image in my mind of Black Helicopters landing on Farrar’s lawn…. the mind boggles…. 😀
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March 16, 2012 6:27pm
bereal

while you are here Scott Chris
Have you got any perspective on whether we should import more Somalian refugees , or not ?
If not, why not ?
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March 16, 2012 6:28pm
nasska

Dave Mann

Could happen any time now…..they had a practice run on Dotcom’s green sward a few weeks ago.
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March 16, 2012 6:31pm
adze

sward

Learned a new word today
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March 16, 2012 6:39pm
Dave Mann

Yes, nasska… ‘sward’ is a lovely word and I like the way you used it. Its so refreshing to read english written well!

But I think a good sward worthy of a multimillionaire would be more than just green, so about this …. “Black Helicopters swooping over Herr Dotcom’s verdant sward”? 🙂
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March 16, 2012 6:49pm
David Garrett

bereal: evidently not…perhaps he saw the head stomping his mate Freedman got yesterday and found something else to do…speaking of Mr Freedman, where is the pleasant mild mannered chap?
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March 16, 2012 6:55pm
Scott Chris

Have you got any perspective on whether we should import more Somalian refugees

Can’t see why not. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’d better go scythe the sward ere it becomes a meadow.
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March 16, 2012 7:04pm
Viking2

Dave Mann (833) Says:
March 16th, 2012 at 6:27 pm

Oh I have just had an image in my mind of Black Helicopters landing on Farrar’s lawn…. the mind boggles…. 😀

Yep would be an interesting exercise landing on his tiny balcony in a Blackhawk. 😯
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March 16, 2012 7:05pm
David Garrett

Verdant sward…excellent…but “green and verdant sward” is better still ??
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March 16, 2012 7:05pm
David Garrett

Scott Chris: Got any daughters have you? Any opinion on whether they should be allowed to show their hair and …ah…keep all the bits they were born with?? And you would of course have no objection if he brought home a boyfriend called Ali from Somali ….a?
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March 16, 2012 7:08pm
Viking2

Speaking of Dying Muslims doing so for their 72 Virgins. Well I reckon we have a live one trying to rack up the same number.

Sonny Bill Williams and Jaime Ridge split

New Zealand’s hottest young couple, sports star Sonny Bill Williams and socialite Jaime Ridge, have reportedly separated.

Sources say the midfielder made all the plays for his teenage admirer during the early stages of their courtship but that recently the young stars had drifted apart.

The pair’s whirlwind romance was as short-lived as one of his fights.

The 18-year-old daughter of former league star turned TV-jock Matthew Ridge and designer Sally Ridge started seeing the Bulldog-turned-All Black Williams in early January.

The 26-year-old had parted ways with national touch rep Aleisha Berryman, 21, and Ridge had ended her several month fling with emerging hockey player Dwayne Rowsell, also, 21, whose family she’d spent Christmas with.

Ridge will now return to her law and commerce studies at Auckland University, (FFS. Law and Commerce? no wonder the country’s stuffed is this is the prime candidte for these positions.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/6587662/Sonny-Bill-Williams-and-Jaime-Ridge-split
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March 16, 2012 7:11pm
David Garrett

How much will Jaime’s breathless account of her six week romance fetch from the Womens Day do ya think?
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March 16, 2012 7:25pm
Jinny

The relationship was doomed from day one. Too much focus and pressure for them, especially at Jaime’s young age.
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March 16, 2012 7:29pm
nasska

David Garrett

Check out the MUNZers thread from yesterday. The confused one came back for another session this afternoon & “Right Now” finished off the job of kicking his head for touch.
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March 16, 2012 7:40pm
David Garrett

Nasska: Yes, I saw it…somehow I think our boy will be back…he seems to be a very slow learner…not sure if DPF (sorry “David”) will be giving him a guest post any time soon though..

Jinny: You can’t be serious….in my day going out with a girl for six weeks was a fling not a “relationship”…now it seems one is a “partner” after about three days… And somehow I doubt Jaime would have been into it for the long haul??

FFS what am I doing?! Why the hell do I care what some rugby player and his latest bimbo do!! I must get out more…
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March 16, 2012 7:59pm
nasska

“My wife opened the door in just her bra and knickers last night.”

“That must have been good.”

“Not really. She was the one coming home.”
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March 16, 2012 8:01pm
Griff

If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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March 16, 2012 8:18pm
nasska

Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

* “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”
* Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
* Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
* Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
* Hand me that… uh… that uh… thingie
* Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
* Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
* There go the lights again…
* Ya’ know… there’s big money in kidneys…and this guy’s got two of ’em.
* Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
* Could you stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing my concentration off.
* What’s this doing here?
* I hate it when they’re missing stuff in here.
* That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
* Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
* Sterile, shcmerle. The floor’s clean, right?
* What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change?
* OK, now take a picture from this angle.
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March 16, 2012 8:26pm
Griff

Harvard scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a
1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn’t drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
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March 16, 2012 8:43pm
nasska

WOMEN’S ENGLISH

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
Not now = No
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
We need = I want
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious
by now
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don’t want you to

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever
think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and
wallpaper
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I need your help for a bit = Just do it and shut up!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re
really not going to like
Quit pawing me = I was at the women’s libber meeting
Who are you messing with = Paw me a bit
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a
good game on TV
Is my arse fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = Too late
Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk
him until he goes to sleep
I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think I’m wrong
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything, and it’s all YOUR fault.
Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an idiot.
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March 16, 2012 9:03pm
Northland Wahine

Mum’s a little poorly= my mother is moving in with us and whatever sex life we had, is now non existent.
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March 16, 2012 9:19pm
bereal

OK
i owe Brian Smaller an apology.
Sorry Brian.
Please don’t be so subtle in the future.
Some of us slow coaches can’t keep up.
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