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March 27, 2012 7:00am by David Farrar

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Auberon

My God, I’m ORANGE!
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March 27, 2012 7:11am
mikenmild

What’s frightening the horses?
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March 27, 2012 7:26am
Elaycee

Shit, Charles – you wish you were my ‘what’…???
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March 27, 2012 7:35am
Rob Hosking

Charles?!! COME BACK HERE WITH MY GIN BOTTLE! NOW!!!
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March 27, 2012 7:36am
MikeS

“Oh, look girls…peasants!”
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March 27, 2012 7:51am
graham

Dammit Charles this is polo, not soccer, and you’re 64 years old – now PUT YOUR DAMN SHIRT BACK ON!
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March 27, 2012 7:52am
Rob Hosking

No Charles, not the White Eared Elephant! NOT IN PUBLIC!!!
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March 27, 2012 7:54am
wreck1080

Look at the size of that thing!
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March 27, 2012 8:02am
toad

It takes months of training to get a corgi to do that, you know.
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March 27, 2012 8:29am
graeme.dixon

The groans of Queen Camilla were drowned out by the squeals of delight of Charles other mistress’s who had personal delights at seeing him finally knowing what being a tampon was
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March 27, 2012 8:39am
cbm

I hope that one doesn’t smell
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March 27, 2012 8:58am
coventry

Ron Jeremy makes surprise ascot appearance.
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March 27, 2012 9:01am
philu

“..a republic..!!’

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz)
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March 27, 2012 9:05am
philu

“…working class alert..!!..”

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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March 27, 2012 9:08am
Nick R

@ Rob Hosking – 🙂
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March 27, 2012 9:09am
philu

“..she’s wearing chain-store clothing..!!..at ascot..!!!..”

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz)
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March 27, 2012 9:11am
philu

“..look out..!..it’s fergie..!!!..”

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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March 27, 2012 9:25am
Griff

Shit its philu hes back

welcome back philu they all missed you on here 🙂
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March 27, 2012 9:33am
jims_whare

The ugly step sisters and mum after seeing Cinderella hook up with the prince
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March 27, 2012 9:37am
jims_whare

A pictorial definition of the original meaning of the word ‘Troll’.
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March 27, 2012 9:38am
GPT1

What the hell is Mike Tindall doing to those dwarves?
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March 27, 2012 9:50am
philu

“..mein gott..!..the champagne is non-vintage..!!..”

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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March 27, 2012 9:54am
Christopher

The Royal Choirmaster yesterday formally apologised to the Duchess for secretly replacing her microphone with binoculars.
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March 27, 2012 9:58am
polis

Gaffe of the Week: Royal party regrets Camilla’s “Let them eat cake” joke
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March 27, 2012 10:52am
tvb

MY god the York sisters are wearing another hat creation – at Ascot!!!!
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March 27, 2012 10:59am
Put it away

Oh look, phool’s back, threatening the world’s resources of full stops once again. I figured you’d arrive fashionably late by a few days after your ban ended to avoid looking desperate, never thought you’d manage three whole weeks. If only you could apply this new-found self control to some of your other addictions…
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March 27, 2012 10:59am
Don the Kiwi

Three of the aspirants auditioning to take the starring role in the upcoming movie, “Monica Lewinsky”.
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March 27, 2012 11:01am
BlairM

Zombie Diana is coming to eat our braaaaiiiiinssssss!!!!!!!!! Noooooooooooo!
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March 27, 2012 11:01am
marcw

Look, Mike’s got his head in a blondes’ chest … OMG No! That’s Charles’ sporran.
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March 27, 2012 11:57am
burt

Oh shit that tampon just turned back into Charles……
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March 27, 2012 12:47pm
KevinH

You invited Gerry Brownlee to dinner!!
How dare you, now get orf that horse and take that silly hat orf pudgie wudgie.
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March 27, 2012 12:53pm
RRM

Onlookers horrified as Elizabeth II personally oversees a bonfire of the stupidest and ugliest hats belonging to her daughters & nieces…
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March 27, 2012 12:54pm
Jimbob

Prince Charles just dropped his pants on a cold day. Hence the binoculars.
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March 27, 2012 2:11pm
XChequer

Have lost my Tampon.
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March 27, 2012 2:59pm
Biscuit

Having to go to Auckland as part of your Mum’s Jubilee was bad enough, Charles, but the bloody train that Mayor Len jacked up to get us about STILL isn’t in sight…
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March 27, 2012 3:16pm
philu

“..to the chaise-lounges gals..!.!..i can see the rugger-boys needs servicing…!..”

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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March 27, 2012 3:30pm
backster

Labour’s little pony has a better set of choppers.
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March 27, 2012 3:47pm
Steve

“Did you see that? did you see that? Ghastly, the biggest and fastest I’ve seen in years, we need to talk ladies”
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March 27, 2012 8:21pm
wolfjung

Harry Enfield called me what? ………….a toffy nosed horse faced bitch?
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March 28, 2012 7:45am

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