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March 13, 2012 4:30pm by David Farrar

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Nick C

Peters angrily denied running a small business out if his taxpayer funded electotal office, protesting that he had never heard of the internet, and telling reporters to quit bugging him during his afternoon nap.
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March 13, 2012 4:42pm
Don the Kiwi

Winston announced:
“You will recall the defining TV program of the 80’s – Fantasy Island. So now, I bring you……….”
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March 13, 2012 4:46pm
Adolf Fiinkensein

I’m as sober as a judge. I drink only virtual whiskey.
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March 13, 2012 4:47pm
barry

Again – Winston outshines all the others. National and Labour are working on their version.
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March 13, 2012 4:52pm
nasska

Fantasy on two levels.
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March 13, 2012 5:02pm
adze

Winston Peters today denied having connections to an adult-themed internet parlour, saying that sort of activity was beneath him.
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March 13, 2012 5:05pm
joe.ascroft

New Zealand First is living in the cloud.
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March 13, 2012 5:16pm
Peter

It wouldn’t be the first time fantasy and New Zealand First were associated.
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March 13, 2012 5:23pm
cows4me

So this is Winnie’s “deep throat” .
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March 13, 2012 5:28pm
Richard Hurst

Liquor Licensing Authority investigates internet parlour due to reports of strong whiskey smells coming from ceiling.
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March 13, 2012 5:45pm
Michael

Upcoming merger – Winston’sFantasiesallovertheinternet.com
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March 13, 2012 5:50pm
Put it away

NZ first built on fantasy.
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March 13, 2012 6:03pm
Shazzadude

“Winston Peters today denied having connections to an adult-themed internet parlour, saying that sort of activity was beneath him.”

Winner.
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March 13, 2012 6:05pm
plebe

Winston sublets above the National party call center
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March 13, 2012 6:34pm
Michaels

Interesting…. One can be nasty in this photo shot…. I like that
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March 13, 2012 7:00pm
hj

“Government policies blamed for house prices

Immigration and tax breaks for investment in residential property are being cited as the underlying causes of steep increases in the cost of housing over the past decade.
New Zealand now boasts one of the highest rates of home unaffordability in the world as a result of prices rising far faster than incomes, and the government’s Savings Working Group blames that squarely on the policies of successive governments.
Although “the favourable tax treatment of property investment” accounted for about 50% of house price increases between 2001 and 2007, the working group said, there was also strong evidence that rapid swings in immigration brought about price-rise “shocks”.
There was a sharp spike in immigration in 2001, 2002 and 2003 and, said working group committee member Dr Andrew Coleman, it appeared that property prices did not fall anywhere near as greatly when immigration fell again.
The report added that there was little evidence that immigration boosted local incomes. In fact, the need to build roads and schools meant that net migration contributed to the national deficit. ”
http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/money/4622459/Government-policies-blamed-for-house-prices

80% of our population growth in the last couple of decades has been the net inflow of non NZ citizens .
“Among policy and analytical circles in New Zealand there is a pretty high degree of enthusiasm for high levels of immigration. Some of that stems from the insights of literature on increasing returns to scale. Whatever the general global story, the actual productivity track record here in the wake of very strong inward migration is poor. In an Australian context, the Productivity Commission – hardly a hot-bed of xenophobia or populism – concluded that any benefits from migration to Australia were captured by migrants and there were few or no discernible economic benefits to Australians. And that was in a country already rich and successful and with materially higher national saving and domestic investment rates than those in NZ.”
http://www.treasury.govt.nz/downloads/pdfs/mi-jarrett-comm.pdf
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March 13, 2012 7:12pm
Peter Freedman

“How much is that Katter in the window,
The one with the flexible tale,
But why buy that Katter in the window,
When the whole bloody party’s for sale?”

Apologies to Bob Merrill and Ingrid Reuterskiöld, who claim to have written the original. In truth they stole the idea from me.
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March 13, 2012 7:13pm
RRM

Video Nasty presents WINSTON & CONDOLEEZA’S BACK ROOM DEALS

93 minutes. Full HD.
Contains anal, BDSM and humiliation scenes.

Simply fill out your credit card details or click HERE to use your PayPal account…
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March 13, 2012 8:17pm
Put it away

hj – not particularly catchy….
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March 13, 2012 8:24pm
adze

lol pia… I think hj is lost
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March 13, 2012 9:47pm
Johnboy

After asking an aide for his password, Winston denies it’s a fantasy that his supporters are too old and doddery to log on!
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March 13, 2012 10:03pm
Lindsay Addie

The NZ First operating system – WinstonOS
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March 13, 2012 10:17pm
Elaycee

Ewww – look. New Zealand’s own version of ‘Upstairs Downstairs’…
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March 13, 2012 10:52pm
Peter Freedman

plebe (262) Says:

March 13th, 2012 at 6:34 pm
Winston sublets above the National party call center

plebe, I have been trying to make this post for some time, but I couldn’t stop laughing.

No contest, mate. If there is a prize for the winners its yours………………………..
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March 13, 2012 11:29pm
Peter

What are Brownlee and Ryall doing in Fantasy Internet?

You were meant to meet upstairs, lads.
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March 13, 2012 11:40pm
hj

David Farrar Fails to land one on Peters, Again.
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March 14, 2012 12:39am
hj

and Again
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March 14, 2012 12:39am
hj

and Again.
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March 14, 2012 12:40am
hj

He’ll get a bloody big prize if he succeeds 😉 !?
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March 14, 2012 12:41am
Davo36

Building for sale, 2 tenants. One a bit flighty with all sorts of fantasy ideas, other an internet cafe.
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March 14, 2012 8:26am
Richard Hurst

Internal NZFirst email:

From: Real estate agent
To: NZFirst

Subject: Misunderstanding

“Look its not my fault. Mr Peters approved leasing the office space after I told him the tenats below are involved in the gaming industry….”
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March 14, 2012 9:42am
joana

Brownlee and fanstasy in the same sentence..Too much..way too much.
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March 14, 2012 7:55pm

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