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February 1, 2012 8:00am by Kokila Patel

General Debate 1 February 2012

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Griff

What is the difference between a Maori girl and an arab girl?

The Maori girl gets stoned before she commits adultery.

What do you call an arab with his arm up a camel’s ass?

A mechanic.

Why do jewish women want their men circumcised?

Because they won’t touch anything unless it’s 20% off.

What does an asian family name their kid if he’s retarded?

Sum Ting Wong.

What is a mexicans favorite sport?

Cross country.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What is the most confusing day in south Auckland

Father’s Day.

How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, white men will screw anything.

no offense intended if I missed your racial group
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February 1, 2012 8:31pm
Griff

RightNow
Phil U 02-Mar-12 4 months

He has been sighted at whale oil recently if U miss him
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February 1, 2012 8:40pm
nasska

Q. How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None. Their faith doesn’t allow change.

Q. How do you separate Muslim Men from Muslim Boys?

A. With a crowbar.

Q. What did God say when he created the first Maori?

A: Oh Shit! I burnt it!

Q. There’s a Maori on the road, dead, having been run over by an logging truck. What color is he?

A. Flat black.
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February 1, 2012 8:46pm
reid

“It must be watched with care and vigilance…”

http://www.alt-market.com/articles/540-baltic-dry-index-signals-renewed-market-collapse
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February 1, 2012 8:55pm
Griff

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
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February 1, 2012 8:57pm
nasska

If, as Freddie Mercury claimed, fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round, isn’t it about time that Masterton received some recognition for its contribution to astrophysics?
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February 1, 2012 9:06pm
RightNow

Luc “The Right Nows would be laughed out of polite company.”

The Right Nows don’t have time for polite company. That’s why we hang around here.

If climate skepticism helps prevent foolishness such as (“free market”) carbon exchanges then I’d see that as a positive outcome. At the very least I credit it with applying checks and balances.
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February 1, 2012 9:11pm
Griff

maori girl was involved in a serious crash; there’s blood
everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till
she’s
lying flat out on the floor.
Medic: “OK, I’m going to check if you’re concussed.”
aroha: “Ok.”
Medic: “Ok the how many fingers am I putting up?”
:aroha “Oh my god I’m paralysed from the waist down!”
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February 1, 2012 9:37pm
nasska

A Maori bloke walked into WINZ, marched straight up to the
counter and said ‘Hi, I’m looking for a job’.

The man behind the counter replied ‘Your timing is amazing.
We’ve just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.
You’ll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform
provided.

The hours are a bit long but meals are provided. You also have to
escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is
$200,000 a year’.

The Maori said ‘You’re bullshitting me!’

The man behind the counter said ‘Well you started it!’
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February 1, 2012 10:07pm
Griff

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/middle-east/6351234/Taleban-to-retake-Afghanistan-report
A secret United States military report says that the Taleban, backed by Pakistan, are set to retake control over Afghanistan after Nato-led forces withdraw from the country, Britain’s Times of London reports.
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February 1, 2012 10:09pm
Griff

http://www.stuff.co.nz/environment/6350277/Tasman-glacier-sheds-30-million-tonnes

A huge section of ice, estimated to weigh about 30 million tonnes, has broken off the Tasman Glacier.

The glacier had been retreating by 100 to 300 metres each year, with about 120 metres lost yesterday.
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February 1, 2012 10:13pm
Griff

Last week, the U.S. Department of Agriculture updated its Plant Hardiness Zone Map for the first time since 1990.
the most notable change is a nationwide shift in planting zones to reflect how climate change is altering our climate and plant-growing regions. The vast majority of the country finds itself in a warmer zone, including large areas of the Capital Region and the rest of New York.

Read more: http://www.timesunion.com/opinion/article/The-price-of-climate-change-2889913.php#ixzz1l7bLAeZv
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February 1, 2012 10:40pm
tom hunter

The glacier had been retreating by 100 to 300 metres each year,

Excellent. Our retreat from the Ice Ages continues. If they start advancing again let me know so I can really start worrying.

the most notable change is a nationwide shift in planting zones

Two words: Genetic Engineering (hated by the Greens almost as much as nuclear power).
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February 1, 2012 10:48pm
RightNow

“At first glance, the updated Plant Hardiness map may seem a cause of celebration for gardeners who will be able to consider new varieties and species, or to plant earlier in the season — not to mention those who pine for warmer winters.”
Gee, so it’s beneficial?

“However, the reality is that the shifts in climate that are reflected in the new planting zones are only the beginning of what is likely to be a profound period of change with significant, but unpredictable, consequences.”
Apparently not. The ‘reality’ must of course be doom and gloom.

The remainder of the article is adept at avoiding explaining why these gardeners should be fearful except for noting the region isn’t prepared for it. Well I guess they must be a bunch of deniers then because scientists have been telling them for over 20 years. What did they do, spend all their money on wind turbines?
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February 1, 2012 11:06pm
kowtow

Retreating glaciers?

Yep,it’s called the holocene and has been happening for some 10,000 years now.
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February 1, 2012 11:07pm
reid

See the lefties are doing in Aus what they’re doing in ChCh.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=10782768

When they don’t like conservatives making a move into what they see as “their” territory they munt and moan and pretend it’s all unjust. Just like they’re doing in ChCh CC. When they lose a vote and they don’t like the result, they don’t accept it as simply democracy in action. Instead they feel quite free to continue their agitation and indeed sabotage, regardless of the fact that on the day, as per the rules, they lost. But no, they don’t, can’t and won’t accept that.

Apparently to lefties, democracy applies only when they get their way. When they don’t, it’s time to change the rules. Shame the media is so profoundly useless it simply repeats such lines without critique or analysis, ad nauseum
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