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pollywog

Guys stop feeding the troll, he’s got a 5th form education at most, don’t sink to his level

…says the ignorant racist immigant looking to crowd source some support like the coward he is.

See guys let me point something out to your good selves. The ignorant racist immigant says…

Depends what kind of migranst youlet in I suppose. If you keep letting in broke and illiterate Pasifikans, ofcourse nothign will grow. How about some fit eastern europeans to thicken up the gene pool?

and no one says boo about racism, if anything, it’s a majority view round here, tolerated and supported. So i say…

in terms of gene pool, we as Pasifikans are inherently superior.

at which point people cry…

how does this person get away with this racist drivel?

its just outright racist.

“Coconutus sikko”- “The racist coconut.”

see how this goes ?…NO ?

perhaps i should just let the initial ignorant racist immigants remarks slide eh ?… just like y’all do, remebering silence is a tacit form of agreeance and all it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

well sorry guys some shit needs pulled up and if it that means i have to reply in kind to make the point then so be it.

But honestly, does anyone truly think Pasifikan genepools need strenghtening ? Even the odd cracka ass can concede…

you can make a case that Polynesians are naturally more athletic than white fellas. they are naturally bigger/ stronger.

I mean, we’ve already assimilated the asian, the black and the white phenotypes, only thing left is the reptilian shapehifters i suppose. But you cold blooded nutjob bastards haven’t got anything worth offering so might just give that a miss eh.
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December 20, 2011 2:08pm
immigant

Another proud Pasifikan moment.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10774358
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December 20, 2011 2:09pm
immigant

pollywog

Having a bit of a cry? Ohhh feeling a bit unwelcome? Poor girl. Quick better smash some stuff.
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December 20, 2011 2:11pm
Other_Andy

MPs sworn in – Harawira squeezes in own oath

Meanwhile the Green Party released the results of an online survey of more than 650 people, which found 75 per cent of respondents opposed the current oath to the Queen.
More than 90 per cent would support an alternative oath in which MPs pledged to do their best for Aotearoa/New Zealand.
More than 70 per cent supported including commitments to protect the environment and honour the Treaty of Waitangi.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10774353

I just done a survey as well, which found 80 per cent of respondents supported the current oath to the Queen.
More than 70 per cent would not support an alternative oath in which MPs pledged to do their best for Aotearoa/New Zealand.
More than 95 per cent did not support including commitments to protect the environment and honour the Treaty of Waitangi.

Now I wonder why there would be such a discrepancy between the results….?
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December 20, 2011 2:13pm
pollywog

And perhaps the proudest European moment ever…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritzl_case
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December 20, 2011 2:14pm
nasska

alex Masterley

Protesters don’t have to worry about ridiculous detail like electrical permits…they are above NZ law & can camp where they like & piss as they wont while being cossetted by police & local authorities alike.

The laws are only used to harass individual citizens….the smelly squatters know that there is safety in numbers.
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December 20, 2011 2:15pm
immigant

Only to be topped by even prouder Pasifikan moment

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baboon
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December 20, 2011 2:17pm
immigant

polly

If Pasifikans are so great why are they bottom of all acheivment and wealth tables in NZ, while euros, asians and indians top them?
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December 20, 2011 2:18pm
Rat

Despite the over the top Occupy thing, whatever the fuck that is , Penny is 50% correct on John Banks and Don Brash.

They are not White Collar criminals, however they should have been tested in court under the Companies Act and Securities Act. My understanding from the case was that Brash and Banks did not know of the irregularities, which may be very nieve givin the high roles in the Company they stood as.

Being a propectus too, it would have been audited, however the responsibility lies 100% with the Directors, and unlike Peters and ACT with their Incorporated Societies fuck ups ( which is irrelevent to the Electoral Act) and David Parkers Minute signing that much mileage was made of, this resulted in a financial loss to investors.

Sadly, if Banks and Brash knew nothing of these, then god knows why the hell they are Investment Company Directors.

They are either White Collar Crooks ( as per Penny) or they are Financially Ignorant, however irrespective, they should have had a day in court to prove which one.
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December 20, 2011 2:18pm
pollywog

pollywog

Having a bit of a cry? Ohhh feeling a bit unwelcome? Poor girl. Quick better smash some stuff.

hmmmm…do i ignore the troll or do i play troll the troll and turn this thread into a total shitfest ?

Nah… the ignorant racist immigant is not worthy of my superior intellect, formidable debating skills, impeccable locic and quick witted comebacks 🙂

Byy bye cowardly troll, you’ve got your last feed off me .
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December 20, 2011 2:19pm
immigant

Yeah that intellect really shone the last 3 days here.
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December 20, 2011 2:21pm
nasska

Faded Cocoa with a Scale Model Tattooed Scrotum

Stick around….if we didn’t have you we’d have to find another troll to kick.
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December 20, 2011 2:26pm
grumpyoldhori

dime Ryder is the other one and yes he is Maori, Cook Island Maori. I do enjoy the comments that hori are no good at cricket.
Must be a shock for some to find that Shane Bond is Maori, of course a test bowling average of 21 is not up there with white only bowlers.

I wonder what other kiwi bowler has an average that good.
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December 20, 2011 2:28pm
grumpyoldhori

Other_Andy people are easily confused, there are republican types who believe McCaw deserves a knighthood but do not realise that if NZ becomes a so called republic there will be no knighthoods.
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December 20, 2011 2:37pm
pollywog

Faded Cocoa with a Scale Model Tattooed Scrotum

Stick around…

lol thats genuine lulz right thurr.

…only for 3 weeks then it’s off to become a trusty shellback.
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December 20, 2011 2:38pm
Other_Andy

“Must be a shock for some to find that Shane Bond is Maori….”

Must be a shock for some to find that most people are ‘colourblind’ and don’t care if Shane Bond is ‘Maori’. Most people admire successful athletes and celebrate their success, no matter what colour, ethnicity or ‘political construct’ they deem to belong to.
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December 20, 2011 3:11pm
pollywog

Must be a shock for some to find that most people are ‘colourblind’ and don’t care if Shane Bond is ‘Maori’. Most people admire successful athletes and celebrate their success, no matter what colour, ethnicity or ‘political construct’ they deem to belong to.

…not round these parts there pilgrim.
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December 20, 2011 3:19pm
Other_Andy

“…not round these parts there pilgrim.”

Projection?
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December 20, 2011 3:30pm
bereal

further observations on “Coconutus sikko”

You can also identify this species by;

Will always play the race card as its trump (trump as in,in its mind)
Always tries to bolster its argument with racist abuse.
Has delusions of grandeur. (see above)
Feels picked on. (see above)
Has the Sampson sindrome. ( I will pull it all down on you.) (see above)
Often claims to have had enough. (see above) but can’t help itself and will always
return for more poking.

Actually i think we can almost identify a sub species at this point of study.
What should we label it ?

“Coconutus sikko……………”
kruntus ?
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December 20, 2011 3:32pm
Elaycee

SMELLY HIPPIES HAVE QUIT THEIR ‘PROTEST’ IN DUNEDIN

Why does Dunedin get all the luck? The smelly handful of bludgers have finally rolled up their sacks, packed up their bongos and pissed off. But why can’t it happen in Auckland? Not only are we inflicted with Loopy Len Brown, but we still have the malaise representing 0.001% of the population squatting, pissing and shitting all over Body Odour Central.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10774375
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December 20, 2011 3:36pm
dime

grumpy – got a link. i always thought he was a Maori but then i read he was european.

he qualified for england as both his grand fathers were english.

then again, they only have to have 1/32 Maori blood and you guys claim em
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December 20, 2011 3:39pm
dime

Shane Bond is a 1/4 Maori…. 3/4’s white dude.
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December 20, 2011 3:45pm
pollywog

feel it in the one drop dime
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December 20, 2011 3:50pm
pollywog

bereal…apart from racist trolling, why do never have anything worthy to contribute on any topic ?
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December 20, 2011 3:53pm
bereal

Coconutus.
Thought you said you would never address me ever again ?
Another trait of the “coconutus sikko kruntus” is that it just can’t help itself.

Like a schoolboy pulling himself.

i’m contributing heaps.
Poking a sicko, racist , specimen such as you is so much fun.
i can’t stop.

Plenty more to come yet.
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December 20, 2011 4:00pm
pollywog

i’m contributing heaps.
Poking a sicko, racist , specimen such as you is so much fun.
i can’t stop.

Plenty more to come yet.

So you’re basically a troll with no self control and my very own self appointed undie sniffer …

fine…i’m cool with that, knock yourself out, but could you at least try to be amusing other wise you’re no fucking use at all.
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December 20, 2011 4:04pm
dime

polly – are you comfortable being a racist? or do you know actually mean it when you tell us one race is superior to another
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December 20, 2011 4:06pm
pollywog

dime…you do know that i don’t believe in the concept of ‘race’ eh and have said no such thing concerning any race, especially given that Pasifikans are most defintiely NOT a race ?
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December 20, 2011 4:12pm
dime

lmao i give up. i dont think i can speak to you anymore. all the best.
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December 20, 2011 4:15pm
bereal

Another trait that you can recognise the” Coconutus sikko kruntus” by
is they have no self awareness.
Totally oblivious.
Contradict themselves over and over.
As anyone can see from the above.

Anyone except Coconutus itself of course.
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December 20, 2011 4:24pm
Falafulu Fisi

Polly, just wondering, what’s the Pacifikan’s language?

I can’t speak Pacifikan but I can speak tongan which is my mother tongue language. How about you translate the following Tongan short paragraph into Pacifikcan so I can learn Pacifikan, since to be honest, I don’t know what the heck is Pacifikan language if it exist at all.

Pollywog, ‘oku taimi keke kumi ha fo’i ule folahi, keke ki’i komokomo ai, hei’lo na’a ke nonga ai he ‘oku ou sio kia koe, ‘oku ke mata’i fai kuli.

If you’re able to translate that into Pacifikan language, then that would be much appreciated.

Thanx.
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December 20, 2011 4:28pm
pollywog

…sniff sniff bereal

and to the real polynesian it’s PASIFIKA…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasifika
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December 20, 2011 4:31pm
reid

http://www.opednews.com/articles/Ron-Paul-takes-lead-In-Iow-by-Daily-kos-111219-495.html

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2011/12/gingrich-collapses-iowa-ron-paul-surges-front/46360/

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2011/12/ron-paul-is-now-the-republican-frontrunner.html

Now the MSM over there are going to have to start pretending Iowa doesn’t mean anything and it’s ? (the next one) that’s important. Oh dear. How very awkward for them. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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December 20, 2011 4:37pm
Nookin

Penny
Cutting and pasting the entire section of an Act of Parliament without reading it and without making any attempt whatsoever to apply it to the facts is a total waste of everyone’s time. You have branded Banks & Brash criminals. If you were to read subsection 2, you will see that this is not a strict liability offence. I will paste subsection 2 so that you can actually read it in isolation.

“(2) No person shall be convicted of an offence under subsection (1) if the person proves either that the statement was immaterial or that he or she had reasonable grounds to believe, and did, up to the time of the distribution of the advertisement, believe that the statement was true.”

The facts of this case appear to be relatively straightforward. Hulijich transferred some assets to the fund. He did so to build up the fund because of its poor performance. The problem was that he did not disclose the transfer of these assets. In other words, the prospectus did not identify that he had artificially propped up the accounts. There is absolutely nothing in the statement of facts to suggest that the other directors could possibly have been aware that he had transferred the assets. In fact, quite the opposite. The fact that he had transferred the assets was hidden i.e. not disclosed i.e. not conveyed to anybody else including the other directors.

Don’t you think that in these circumstances it is entirely possible that Banks & Brash had reasonable grounds to believe that the statements were true? If you do not believe that, what factual matters are you relying on to show that they could not possibly have had reasonable grounds to believe that the statements were true?

One matter, when I last looked you were still soliciting money from the public. Do you think that we should have a code of practice which deals with the following

1. Prohibition of publicly solicited funds being paid directly into the personal account of a lobbyist/activist/watchdog?
2. Compulsory disclosure of all donations solicited and how those funds were applied with a costs benefit analysis?
3. A compulsory “prospectus” specifying what funds are needed for what projects together with audited accounting after the event to show compliance with the prospectus.
4. A register of interests for anybody soliciting money from the public
5. Criminal sanctions if solicited money is not applied specifically for the purposes for which it was donated?
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December 20, 2011 4:39pm
Other_Andy

@FF

‘Pacifican’, ‘Pakeha’, ‘tau iwi’ and even Maori are all political constructs and part of the left’s ‘identity Politics’, devide and rule.
It means whatever the person decides what it means, depending on the context, the purpose and the audience.
It means everything and nothing at all….
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December 20, 2011 4:41pm
Scott Chris

Found a picture of a genuine bereal. They have a tendency to get drunk every day and slag people off, so it’s best to avoid them until they pass out each night:

http://www.simplentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hey.png
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December 20, 2011 4:44pm
reid

ONE OF THE GREATEST POSTS ON YOUTUBE SO FAR!

This is absolutely brilliant up to about 2 mins then it gets impractical but great up to there…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8C-qIgbP9o&feature=related
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December 20, 2011 4:49pm
Falafulu Fisi

Nah! That looks like a picture of Martyn ‘Bomber’ Bradbury.
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December 20, 2011 4:49pm
pollywog

Fala…

Could you perhaps translate this into Tongan for me ?

THANX
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December 20, 2011 4:51pm
reid

Well I never. Obama says he’s the fourth best president in history. Yes, he does. Really.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxvSjDkF7HE&feature=youtu.be

and stuff like this doesn’t matter in the scheme of things really but still for the fourth greatest Pres you might have thought his vacations weren’t all quite so frequent and expensive all the time.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100124892/barack-obama%E2%80%99s-big-government-vacation-the-president-adds-nearly-4-million-to-the-national-debt-with-his-lavish-hawaiian-holiday/
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December 20, 2011 4:56pm
bereal

Hey, good one Scott Chris, i like it.
i knew you had a sense of humour.
But you have it wrong baby.
i’m not slagging anyone off.

Everything i posted about the specimen “Coconutus sikko kruntus “is fair comment
and on the money.

Tell me where you take exception to what i said.
Where did i go wrong ?
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December 20, 2011 4:57pm
bereal

Hey Coconutus,
You prove the point again when your only response to any question is to ask another purile question.
As 4.51

Have you ever addressed any question directly, EVER.

Thanx. Well which one was it ?

Thus proving the observation that the ” Coconutus sikko kruntus” can never grow up.

Show us something baby.
Answer just one question.
Any one .
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December 20, 2011 5:06pm
big bruv

Penny

How I vote has nothing to do with wanting you and the rest of the squatters to move out of our park.

Now please bugger off.
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December 20, 2011 5:13pm
reid

Just heard on the news Mana and the Gweens will during this term advance the movement to change the parliamentary oath to remove loyalty to the Crown. Of course the Maori Party won’t join Mana for Maori want to keep the link with the Crown, of course they do, der. But it proves doesn’t it there’s a strong perhaps volcanic cauldron of commie hatred raging inside Mana doesn’t it. I wonder where that’s coming from?
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December 20, 2011 5:16pm
pollywog

How does a pollywog become a shellback ?

http://www.pacificvoyagers.org/voyage/sailplan/

growing up…

Now, as i embark on the next stage of discovery in knowing what it is to be a proud descendent of illustrious Pasifikan ancestors, to once again follow in their footsteps and sail in their wake and by it, know what it is they felt…

I am truly humbled…and scared as all hell 🙂

Many times in life, particularly with regard to family, we have to sacrifice a lot to achieve what may seem a little. The greater need of the many outweighs the wants of the few. If it means we have to suffer to achieve, then let us do so nobly, with humility and with pride in the achievements of those who have gone before, those who lived and died so that we may succeed. If we fail, we fail our ancestors and their lives were thus lived in vain.

I choose not to fail, and measure success by my own standards and the traditions and values of my ancestors. To them, the ocean was the way and the truth of a life that led closer to the creative spirit, the breath of which sustains us all.

The ocean, like the Tatau, can kill the unprepared and the unworthy, but it also gives life to those worthy and respectful of it’s power. As the Tatau marks the beginning of a new life, a baptism of fire, so Te Mana o Te Moana is a baptism of water. One, a rite of passage, the other, a coming of age, the end of childhood dreams to start the discovery of life as a Man.

Ultimately if it doesn’t kill me, it will make me stronger, and when we pass those lessons on to our kids, it makes them even stronger, more fit to survive and prosper.

We owe it to our kids to show them a life worth living, a past worth preserving, a future worth dying for…Don’t ya think ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR_nk7ZEKcE&feature=player_embedded
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December 20, 2011 5:19pm
chiz

From yesterday:
FF:You haven’t answered the question. Are you evading? State the formula here so that we can examine if those formulas lead all the way back to conservation laws. That’s what i’m asking?

I answered your question. We determine the masses of galaxies by making observations and doing calculations based on the results of those observations. We look, for example at how bright a galaxy is, measure ites red-shift, calculate how far away it is, then use that and its brightness to determine its mass. Thats one possible approach to take to determine a galaxies mass. There is no direct link to conservation laws here.

FF:Nah, it is obvious that you’re ignorant. Dynamical eqautions is not covered in highschool.

Sigh. The formula for orbital velocity is v=sqrt(GM/R). I learned how to derive this in 7th form physics. I ca’t say what you learned or didn’t learn in Tongan high schools.

FF:Do you know every Physicist in the world (famous or non-famous)? I can name you physicists you’ve never heard of?

Noether is hardly an obscure name. She is one of the most well known names in mathematical physics. If you’ve never heard of her, despite having a phd in physics, then this says more about you than it does about me.

FF:Does it mean that the theory needs modification? Do you believe in non-conservation or God?

I’m an atheist but your dichotomy is false. The fact remains that there has been considerable debate about whether there is any kind of meaningful sense in which energy can be said to be coserved in GR.
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December 20, 2011 5:19pm
bereal

reid 4.49
thats great on the surface but i must wonder how the late Chris Hitchens might
have put a different construction on it.
As he did on so many “greatist things” and caused us to think/ condsider a bit deeper.
Stuff is so complicated really.
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December 20, 2011 5:20pm
bereal

FFS coconutus 5.19, grow up.
Who gives a fuck how you became a shellback,
whatever the fuck a “shellback” might be.

Back to your hole Coconutus.

G’nite all.
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December 20, 2011 5:28pm
chiz

Walking home yesterday evening I stopped in one bookshop and discovered that there is at least one bookshop here in chch that has – and this is a testament to how many of the bloody things there are – actually gone to the trouble of seperating all their vampire books into their own discrete area seperate from the SF/fantasy area. Finally.
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December 20, 2011 5:29pm
pollywog

OMG bereal…

You’re so fucking ignorant its beyond laughable, it’s pitiable !!!

Seriously, is…

reid 4.49
thats great on the surface but i must wonder how the late Chris Hitchens might
have put a different construction on it.
As he did on so many “greatist things” and caused us to think/ condsider a bit deeper.
Stuff is so complicated really.

…your one redeeming post attempting to show us you’re more than an idiot troll ?

if it is, it’s written in FAIL using kiddie crayons.

Hmmm yeah…i wonder if Hitchens might have put a lego construction on it in the shape of a giant penis just for laughs. How greatist would that be ?

Dunno eh…might have to have ponder that one deeply over a glass of condcider.

*sigh* stuff is so complicated.

NO SHIT sherlock !!!…Some of it is, which is why you should stick to trolling me for attention as beyond that you lack the faculty to engage anyone in meaningful dialogue.

HAHAHAHAHA…now run along cos you’re well and truly dismissed and exposed for being nothing more than a lightweight trolling boozehag with an unhealthy fixation on me.

GET A FUCKING LIFE WORTH LIVING YOU SAD BITCH AND NOT SOME PATHETIC INTERNET SUBSTITUTE !!!

G’nite *MWAH*

BWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA…
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December 20, 2011 5:43pm
chiz

Satellite images show Kim Jong-il’s dark legacy -south korea llit up, with NK all dark.
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December 20, 2011 5:46pm
chiz

A slideshow of George Clooney’s new girlfriend wearing very little.
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December 20, 2011 5:51pm
pollywog

PHWOAAAAR…Hellooooo Stacey !!!
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December 20, 2011 5:54pm
reid

So pw pray what did you think about my 4:49?

It’s a bit hard to work out from your 5:43.

If you want my opinion, the wurzenflugel is discombobulated by about 5 degrees. If you hit it hard with a hammer it might come out OK but we’ll see if it worked when your next post comes out after you read this one and give this helpful advice from one comrade in battle to another, a go. You’re welcome and tally ho, good hunting old boy.
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December 20, 2011 6:38pm
pollywog

So pw pray what did you think about my 4:49?

good stuff…dude was on some shit !!!

and yeah, sorry bout the 5:43 if we had private messaging i woulda served it up there instead.

my 5:19 is much better 🙂
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December 20, 2011 7:24pm
reid

roger that’s confirming the fix pw that’s much better now. Bet you’re relieved eh? That pesky counterdisinter-contrafibralarication which sometimes happens with those wurzenflugel discombulations really fucking hurts your ears after awhile, doesn’t it. That’s why I always carry a really big hammer, myself.
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December 20, 2011 7:34pm
Pauleastbay

chiz (252) Says:
December 20th, 2011 at 5:51 pm

Re:George Clooney

When is George just going to admit he’s as gay as a big gay thing and drop this charade of getting engaged to women three times year, its not like he’s ever going to run for Prime Minister or anything.
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December 20, 2011 7:41pm
nasska

Quasimodo comes down from his bell tower after many years. He keeps a low profile in the shadows of the Notre Dame’s town square and thinks to himself, “it’s been years I’ve been up in that bell tower. I could do with a bloody good shag.”
So off he goes to the whorehouse in a back street and asks the madam on the door, “I’ve been up in that bell tower for many years and I could do with a bloody good shag.”
The madam says, “well, you’ve come to the right place, the black lady through the door to the right is fifteen francs.”
“Ah,” says Quasi, “I’m afraid I only have ten francs.”
“Well, for ten francs you get the white lady through the door to the left.”
So he pays his money, goes through the left door and comes out again moments later, completely satisfied.

Several years later, after being up in the bell tower for many years, he comes down through the shadows in to the town centre. “You know what?” he thought to himself “I could do with a bloody good shag, and this time I have 15 euros.” So off he goes to the same whorehouse he went to years previous.
On his way there, he spots a young boy, hideously disfigured with a hunch on his back, dragging one of his feet behind him. Quasi goes to the boy and says to him, “excuse me, young man, how old are you?”
“I’m nearly 5 now,” says the boy, as he looks up to Quasimodo. “Excuse me,” says the young boy, “is it possible you could be my father?”
“I suppose so, it was around 5 years ago I last came down from my bell tower.”
“How could you do this to me, father? Look at me: I’m hideous, I have a lame leg, I have a hunch and all the people point and shout names at me. How could you bring such a creature in to the world?”

“Well, thank your lucky stars, son. If I had another five francs, you’d have been black as well.”
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December 20, 2011 7:54pm
Falafulu Fisi

Chiz, said…
There is no direct link to conservation laws here.

There are 2 methods. Luminosity and Galactic Rotation Curves . You mentioned luminosity, ok, show a working example here, can you? If you think it is 7th form type physics, then you would be able to show a working example easily, wouldn’t you? Stop saying that it is simple 7th form physics but then continue to give a word description of the how. Show one.

Scott Chris argued that Galactic Rotation Curves has no way link to conservation laws. I argued that it is. Umm! But it is.

Prof James Biney pointed me out to the following paper which was published in 2005 as a good start when I inquired with him. Here is his reply:

Prof. Biney explained…

Pretty much all 20thc physics is based directly or indirectly on conservatio of mass and momentum. the calculation of rotation curves (I prefer to speak of “circular-velocity” curves because that’s what they usually are) depends on these principles only indirectly. All one does is solve Poisson”s eqn for the radial force of a given mass distribution and equate this to v^2/r

But the following is not 7th form physics, is it chiz, huh?

Equation 1 , is gravitation potential conservation.

Accurate Numerical Potential and Field in Razor-thin, Axisymmetric Disks

Gravitation potential is also is covered here which are Equations 1 to 5; Equation 6 and 7 are boundary conditions.

Models of thin discs and spheroidal haloes with masses in a linear relationship: mass estimates for NGC4389 and UGC6969

Read it then we can discuss.
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December 20, 2011 8:02pm
Falafulu Fisi

Prof Biney’s explanation ends at the line:

radial force of a given mass distribution and equate this to v^2/r

The rest after that line is my comment.
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December 20, 2011 8:07pm
reid

Another example of completely idiotic thinking from the UK which I’m sure the Gweens would have had in their manifesto if only they’d thought about it which given their deaf candidate who is also a woman, should have thought of. Bet they’ll point fingers at her now. Why didn’t you tell us about that? Why especially during Christmas with a particularly high amount of star-twinkling going on across the land. Oh the humanity, this information is going to send Sue Bradford into activist overdrive to stop this daily offence to the deaf, to women, to children and to humanity. You watch her grab and run with this…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2075025/Toddlers-singing-Twinkle-Twinkle-banned-making-gestures-case-offends-deaf-people.html
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December 20, 2011 8:16pm
Pauleastbay

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

“I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.’

I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
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December 20, 2011 8:24pm
nasska

I followed one of Falafula Fisi’s links & by the way my head spun after reading a few equations my suspicions were confirmed:

My decision to follow a career in agriculture was the right one.
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December 20, 2011 8:26pm
Viking2

ACC will be pleased, the useful idiot has been moved on and now has taken Rodney’s place as Minister of Local Govt.
Wonder if he can make a fuckup of that and in the process frighten the horses and local busy body pollies into trimming thier salaries and budgets.
Pound to a pinch of shit they bury him in horseshit. 👿

Watched him on the telly last night talking about Nelson and how the Govt. would spend up large for them. (Behaved like a breathless reporter in a skirt.) 😡
Well I suppose his electorate should get some money to keep him there. 😯

At least key shoved him down the ranks. Perhaps he will retire! 😎

And today Key is telling us the the same useful idiot is going to fix the unaffordable housing problem. 😮
Being one who has a substantial interest in housing I have yet to see anyone actually determine the one simple reason why there are no cheap houses. 🙄
Someone wants to pay me some dollars I will tell them and they can save millions that they pay to high priced no-bodies who barely own their own house. 😆 😎
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December 20, 2011 8:41pm
nasska

UNIVERSITY STUDY

A study conducted by Sydney University’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a cricket bat up his arse while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject
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December 20, 2011 8:57pm
reid

Paul quick thinking. People like it when it’s true, they seem to think it means something more special then, for some reason.

I have yet to see anyone actually determine the one simple reason why there are no cheap houses.

1987 crash burned equity for twenty years and Auckland went sub-division mad then so did everywhere plus for some reason in the late 90’s cheap permanent credit arrived and wasn’t it lucky we didn’t have a mental party in charge over that subsequent decade for then we would have seen the quite obvious equation which was to ditch the LAQC but Hulun didn’t want to lose her middle-classes there, she had a lot of those so fuck the economy as always it’s what’s good for Hulun now not what’s good long-term for the economy and that’s why V2. I’m sorry it was a bit long.
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December 20, 2011 9:04pm
reid

A study conducted by Sydney University’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

Which since we’ve just been speaking of sign language leads me naturally to ask whether sign language has a special mode to indicate whether or not the subject is in such and if not whether or not this is an important deficiency since we hearers certainly have such information and surely the deaf should have a way of knowing that as well.

Just a thought.
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December 20, 2011 9:17pm
nasska

reid

Fortunately we now have a deaf MP.

I’m sure that if one of us asks ‘frog’ nicely he’ll make sure that the matter is communicated to the highest level of the appropriate bureaucracy.
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December 20, 2011 9:24pm
Griff

I believe that kiwi and aus sign a deferent language than the pomes
Also that sign can convey some of the same information as screaming and yelling do for us
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December 20, 2011 10:10pm
Scott Chris

Smiley practice:

😆 😳 😥 👿 😈 🙄

❗ ❓ 💡 ➡

list of smiley commands:

http://codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies

ps… nobody tell Johnboy ❗
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December 20, 2011 10:56pm
RightNow

(_?_)
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December 20, 2011 11:07pm
Manolo

The eternally humble Messiah: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1211/70684.html
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December 21, 2011 7:41am
pollywog

That’s why I always carry a really big hammer, myself.

Yeah, sometimes the answer to lifes annoying problems really is a bigger hammer. The only problem being the old saying that…

when you’re a holding a hammer, everthing looks like a nail.
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