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Fletch

I believe the earth is actually an oblate spheroid, or egg-shaped….
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December 13, 2011 3:13pm
pollywog

Ha Pollywog good to see your belligerent self here after the Standard banned you LOL

just as well or i’d be going apoplectic with rage as i’m sure lprent would love to on just how dumb making Shearer the Labour leader truly is.
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December 13, 2011 3:59pm
pollywog

Those who inhabited the island in Oceania several thousand years ago probably possessed the land long enough to “claim” being indigenous, but they are still really just settlers or first occupiers.

ah yes…i see where you have been horribly misinformed as to be sadly mistaken.

It’s not that Maori are indigenously tangata whenua (people of the land).

It is that they, along with many other Pasifika nations, are Tangata o Te Moananui a Kiwa. A sea people indigenous to Oceania and the wider Pasifika region.

Sadly, this is something Maori choose to conveniently forget. Even when you remind them that ulitmately they whakapapa back to a canoe.

Not to worry though. I’m working to change that. Couple more generations should see us right.
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December 13, 2011 4:07pm
MT_Tinman

grumpyoldhori (2,040) Says:
December 13th, 2011 at 1:33 pm

So putting that argument forward to NZ makes it that the only ones who should be resident here are hories/ part hories.

When are you visitors leaving ?

I suggest your lot of overstayers sets the example by shooting the gap ASAP.
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December 13, 2011 4:22pm
leftyliberal

@Falafulu Fisi: What happened to half the energy? 🙂
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December 13, 2011 4:33pm
DJP6-25

Fletch 9:31. Nailed it.

cheers

David Prosser
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December 13, 2011 4:49pm
big bruv

Bloody hell, it looks like Obama is now chasing the religious butbar vote.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/wellbeing/6132566/Obama-backs-morning-after-pill-restrictions
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December 13, 2011 5:11pm
Fletch

ps, John Ansell has a very good post on his site about the history of Maori; that there was another people already here and that Maori asked for protection from Britain because they were afraid of the French.

http://johnansell.wordpress.com/2011/08/20/everything-you-ever-wanted-to-know-about-the-treaty-but-were-too-terrified-of-being-labelled-a-racist-to-ask-part-1-maori-ask-british-for-protection-from-maori/
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December 13, 2011 5:18pm
pollywog

Maori…afraid ???

PFFFFT !!!!

Ansell’s history is dumbed down fodder for the ignorant colonial cracka ass.
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December 13, 2011 5:24pm
thedavincimode

Why not an Occupy Waterwoman’s place? Protest against the protest!

Camp out front of her section. Camp out back.

She must have published her address somewhere on her election advertising. The idiot Seimer would have been too busy sewing mail bags to run her campaign. Given how stupid she is she must have left some trace of where she resides when she’s not out vandalising metro water taps and scaring children.
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December 13, 2011 5:30pm
Luc Hansen

A useful link for those discussing who are considered as indigenous:

http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2007/ga10612.doc.htm

Note the membership of the shameful four dissenters.

A little further reading will inform people that the term indigenous applies to first settlers, as the Aboriginals were in Australia (having walked across the then existing land bridge) and our Maori (clever sailors).

Also, no peoples were here before Maori, or, more accurately, perhaps, there is certainly no evidence worthy of the name to show that there were.

Of course, as Ol’Rummy made famous, ” the absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.” And a million Iraqi matyrs in heaven can testify as to where that delusional faux-thinking gets us!
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December 13, 2011 6:01pm
nasska

thedavincimode

Now settle down…..take a deep breadth & step away from the keyboard while we take this a little further.

The tent is pitched in Water Woman’s front yard, the placards are ready, the long drop has been dug & as the sun sets the barbecue is fired up. Suddenly from out of the gloom the she monster approaches in her nightgown followed by 49 cats. The happy campers shrink back in fear, then the ominous voice trills, “Kiwibloggers…I have a new conspiracy”.

Rest assured davinci, the protest would be abandoned within minutes.
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December 13, 2011 6:02pm
Elaycee

Latest Epic Fail by CTU muppet Helen Kelly:

Tries to fly into Fiji – and surprise surprise, she is refused entry. So she is deported back to Sydney.

Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

But count on bleats of ‘unfair’ and sympathetic coverage – courtesy of NZ’s lapdog media….

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/south-pacific/6133681/NZ-unionist-deported-from-Fiji
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December 13, 2011 6:12pm
Elaycee

@thedavincimode / nasska – her address is not hard to find, but its probably not a good idea to repeat it here…. all it would do is send every drop out / every placard waving dissident / every smelly hippie / every one of her 106 voters in Epsom etc, straight to her abode to plonk their tents and tarpaulins in the centre of her front lawn so they can become one of her 0.0001%!

Mmmmm – maybe that’s not a bad idea after all… 😀
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December 13, 2011 6:24pm
big bruv

I wonder who paid for Helen Kelly to fly to Fiji?
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December 13, 2011 6:24pm
RightNow

Ha-ha

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/motoring/videos/6123770/Police-dog-lowers-naked-Hummer-thief
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December 13, 2011 6:25pm
adaman

Poor grammar picked up on RWR website. Let me guess, it’s the immigrants fault, as usual 🙂

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 2011

Election Day Activity
Greetings!

We would like to say that we have no plans for protest tomorrow accept to vote for parties other then National and Labour. Make a difference with your vote, stop voting for the liars, the twisted people who just want our money not to serve.
Vote tomorrow, we encourage you, vote for parties that will help NZ.

Just remember that the Greens and Alliance are Reds. So beware!
POSTED BY RIGHT WING RESISTANCE AT 10:36 PM 0 COMMENTS
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December 13, 2011 6:34pm
Weihana

# Falafulu Fisi (1,439) Says:
December 13th, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Relativistic Kinetic Energy:
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E = m0*c^2/(1 – 1/sqrt(1 – (v/c)^2))

where E – energy
mo – rest mass
v – velocity of the object
c – speed of light

Applying Taylor Series expansion on the relativistic equation for E above, at very small velocity v (Newtonian domain):

E = m0*c^2 (1 – (1 – (v/c)^2))

Simplifying the above:

E =(1/2)*m0*v^2

That’s classical Newtonian Kinetic energy.

My physics is a little rusty but I think your equation states that the relativistic kinetic energy is equal to the rest energy minus the total relativisitc energy thus giving a negative value for the kinetic energy which I’m not sure makes physical sense. Also I don’t think your taylor expansion is quite right and by my calculation simplifies to -m0v^2

E_k = m0c^2/sqrt(1-v^2/c^2) – m0c^2

(1-v^2/c^2)^(-1/2) approximates (1+1/2(v^2/c^2)) at low velocity giving

E_k = m0c^2(1+1/2(v^2/c^2)) – m0c^2 which simplifies to 1/2m0v^2

🙂
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December 13, 2011 6:40pm
reid

I quite like being on the same blog where a guy who writes financial trading algorithms for a living competes with another guy who does ?, using physics equations as the battle-language.

Classy.
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December 13, 2011 6:47pm
Johnboy

Ah classical Murri kinetic energy in action.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/6133447/Man-arrested-over-two-year-olds-death

Amazing how much energy a fully grown warrior can exert against a two year old!

What a dreadful bunch our Tangata Whenua really are.

It will all come right when Murri get their hands on the levers of power of course.

Lucky for the poor little brown kids that they have nice Mr. Key and lovely old Tariana sorting it all out for them!
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December 13, 2011 6:49pm
Johnboy

Better than the battle-language recently on the Stranded do you think then reid? 🙂
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December 13, 2011 6:52pm
reid

Speaking of physics:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEf9lKqgV6k&feature=related

Anything’s better than them, anytime Johnboy, they’re beyond battle-language and into the lost world of Confusium where nothing makes sense yet on the inside, everything in fact actually does.
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December 13, 2011 6:54pm
Fletch

Also, no peoples were here before Maori, or, more accurately, perhaps, there is certainly no evidence worthy of the name to show that there were.

Actually, there is so much evidence that there were others here first that it’s embarrassing really to suggest otherwise.
This thing about Maori being the first is politically motivated.
For instance –

Despite the clear evidence, some archaeologists did not want to accept the story the bones told: that the accepted theory of human settlement in New Zealand from AD1200-1300 was incorrect. The method of ash layer dating was vigorously attacked, but intensive retesting found it to be sound. A vote at the 2002 Archaeological Association Conference was split – 27 voted for and 24 against early human arrival. There was eventually a majority consensus that humans had brought the rats to New Zealand in 100AD, but didn’t stay.

What’s even more interesting is the letters from locals that have been sent into eLocal magazine – from people who have no reason to lie – eg –

Rea Anderson of Pukekohe is of Ngati Tipa descent. Her family lived at Port Waikato for several generations. Now almost 70, Rea was raised by her grandmother Te Rewanga Wi Putini Kahui, known as Rewa. “She told me there was a very tall Pakeha race living at Port Waikato long before Maori. They were very fair. She had been told about them by her father and her grandfather. I met an old lady from the Chatham Islands. She told me how Maori sailed from Taranaki to the Chathams and killed the people. She said they were Moriori and she was of their descent. When she was a girl, she and her grandmother walked along the shore of the harbour and saw bodies that had been thrown in the water, uncovered in the sand. They buried them. Her grandmother told her that they were a tall, fair haired people, that they were there before the Maori. She said “my people didn’t fight. They were slaughtered.”

That’s oral tradition, and it’s not really that long ago time-wise.
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December 13, 2011 6:56pm
Griff

Maori pre contact 100,000 to 120000 living close to fortified pa and in constant warfare
When the first sailer’s whalers and missioners arrived First thing maori want is iron then guns
maori then proceed to attempt to wipe out each other
up tp 1845 wars managed to kill “at least twenty five thousand and perhaps many more” (king)
Thats over 20% and by some estimates up to 50% of the population
Men woman and children were enslaved killed and eaten The number of dried head exported to 1840 is estimated at 5000 mostly slaves tattooed just for the trade
This was happening up to and after the signing of the treaty. A treaty first signed by northland tribes who were concerned about utu over their raids south. The rest of the country had caught up in the arms race
That they would have continued warring without western intervention is beyond doubt Did the French or the English worry Maori?no not unduly they represented trade and wealth The total western population was around 2000 in early 1840 not a threat for the well armed Maori worriers

That the musket wars are ignored in discussion about the treaty and a boat load of lost French is held up as a reason to sign is lefty social propaganda at its it worst
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December 13, 2011 6:58pm
labours a joke

nah , the relativistic kinetic energy should be added to the negative value thus fucking up the taylor expansion. Simple really.
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December 13, 2011 6:58pm
Johnboy

Perhaps we never gave them enough guns and then hauled off for 50 years and let their wonderful culture take it’s natural course.

Whadda mistakka to makeka!!! 🙂
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December 13, 2011 7:05pm
labours a joke

The mistake was giving them a receipt…eg the Treaty of W.
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December 13, 2011 7:13pm
Johnboy

A smart lawyer could easily prove in a court of law that the said document wasn’t properly witnessed laj.

Where is Lord Birkenhead when you really need him? 🙂
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December 13, 2011 7:16pm
labours a joke

there was a lawyer present JB but I understand he was stuffed and boiled.
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December 13, 2011 7:18pm
reid

Were there any fava beans?
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December 13, 2011 7:21pm
Johnboy

Well I always knew Lord Birkenhead is a stuffed shirt but I never realised the poor fellow had been boiled.

It’s the sort of thing that happens when you go for dinner to a dark mans house.

Rest in peace FESter!

How sad. Never mind. 🙂
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December 13, 2011 7:22pm
pollywog

Amazing how much energy a fully grown warrior can exert against a two year old!

Lucky for the poor little brown kids that they have nice Mr. Key and lovely old Tariana sorting it all out for them!

…but think of the tax saving you’ll make by not having to support one more no hoping pathetic heaving underclass kid.

I’m surprised you’re not out there on the street mowing them down by the dozen.
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December 13, 2011 7:22pm
Johnboy

Surely with Whanau Ora we are handing the determination of the fate of little dark skinned children fully over to your people Polly.

After all you are so much better at it than us.
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December 13, 2011 7:26pm
Pauleastbay

Pollywog

A quick break from the race war,.

You music list ,excellent expect Bros, can you for the love of god explain that one
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December 13, 2011 7:26pm
Griff

Its not A document its a series of documents in both english and maori we do not know for sure which was the “real document”
The present translation used is a modern version biased to suit maorifacation

The whole thing should be returned to the shelf and ignored. It has to many dubious words to be taken as a legal foundation for this country
We would be far better celebrating the declaration of possession by the English later that year as our founding document and the point NZ was created
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December 13, 2011 7:29pm
labours a joke

“Surely with Whanau Ora ”

I wonder how long before we read ” Whanau Ora Manager found guilty of fraud..money transfered to personal account…$2 000 000 missing…
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December 13, 2011 7:33pm
Johnboy

Possibly not a good line to pursue laj with polly.

Petricvec/ Hubbard etc….. ?

I’d go more for the beating the little sprogs to death. He has no answer for that.
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December 13, 2011 7:38pm
labours a joke

Fair enough JB. Whats the talley for the year on the beaten-to-death maori children ? 20 ? 30 ? Disgusting.
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December 13, 2011 7:42pm
Johnboy

Polly will be up with the score. After all his folk have to try and defend it somehow.
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December 13, 2011 7:44pm
nasska

Save money this Christmas by simply buying your kids an Easter egg each, and telling them they overslept.
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December 13, 2011 7:46pm
pollywog

cheers Paul

You music list ,excellent expect Bros, can you for the love of god explain that one

No i can’t.

i don’t think even God could, but it goes to show he, i, and the bros have a sense of humour 🙂
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December 13, 2011 7:49pm
Johnboy

Meanwhile in Darkville you can hear the grinding of pollywogs brain as he tries so hard to come up with an excuse.
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December 13, 2011 7:58pm
Falafulu Fisi

Pollywog, you put up an image of that murderer Che Guevara on your blog as something to inspire Islanders? Here is a suggestion. You should put up something positive there for your readers that’s going to be inspiring, like an image of Reagan, Thatcher, Einstein, Feynman, Heisenberg, etc,… You put those pictures on your site, then the younger generation readers of yours will want to emulate those political/intellectual giants.

See its a good thing, if you can inspire youngsters in your community for something positive like that. You do want success for PI youngsters but at the same time, you portray that the only way to achieve that is via thuggery like Che Guevara. You think that others owe us PIs? No one owes us a fucking thing. PIs have to step up and believe in themselves and not play the victim-hood mindset that you promote.
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December 13, 2011 8:01pm
Johnboy

Slow thinker that pollywog!
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December 13, 2011 8:04pm
Viking2

Don the Kiwi (664) Says:
December 13th, 2011 at 10:37 am

backster.
10.16.
There is no such race as Maori.

The word maori simply means people, so that is their way of describing themselves.

They actually belong to what we call the Polynesian peoples – but I am no anthropologist- and I am aware that DNA testing proves that these people originated in Taiwan – even today, there are great similarities to the indigenous people of Taiwan, who are actually second class citizens in their own land since the occupation by the Chinese from the mainland over the past several centuries.

However, Maori are a priveledged people in this country – perhaps they should invite their cuzzies over 😉

Don they already have. Looked around lately?
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December 13, 2011 8:06pm
pollywog

defend what JB ?

Sure Pasifikans need to own a lot of the residual problems from pre christian traditions to colonisation and we do.

Like i keep saying, 2 more generations to sort some shit out and we’ll be running tings proper.

So are your folk gonna defend your human rights abuses too ? Are you gonna own some shit or just point the finger.

You do realise that because it’s happening in NZ, it’s your problem too and reflective of the malaise in this country. So what are you doing on a personal level to combat it ?

Bitchmoan on the net like a jailhouse punk…good on ya mate !
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December 13, 2011 8:07pm
labours a joke

“Are you gonna own some shit ”

no need PW . 9 outa 10 children beaten to death are brown skins. Your shit..you sort it.
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December 13, 2011 8:15pm
Johnboy

So polly. after all your slow thinking you have resolved to deal with child abuse in approx 60 years.

None of my family have abused their children for at least 200 years as far as I can discern.

My resolve is that you guys just stop doing it now. It’s easy really. Don’t hit little people anymore.

As for the rest of your sad shit, what are you saying?

What is. “Bitchmoan on the net like a jailhouse punk” ?

Is it some strange Neanderthal tongue that losers like you revert to when you can’t cope with reality or is it just some sad shit you picked up off MTV? 🙂
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December 13, 2011 8:17pm
nasska

Polywog

…”So what are you doing on a personal level to combat it ?”…..

We’ve pretty much sussed the situation & it seems the only thing the Tangata Whenua want off us is the little bit of money we have left after the current Treaty settlements. Be a waste of time passing that over too. No kid would benefit from the cash….it’d be spent on another flash hui for fat Maori dignitaries who’d sit on their broad acres, talk of aroha & mana while doing nothing (as usual).
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December 13, 2011 8:18pm
pollywog

meh…fala

that Che image was a t-shirt design i did ages ago. It was more of a design challenge and twist on the iconic image than anything inspiring for youth.

How the hell you can read achievement by thuggery for Pasifikan youth by one t shirt is awe-inspiring.

So what do you think of p2p banking as it might apply to venture capitalising Pasifikan projects ?

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg21228421.300-bank-says-no-ditch-the-bank–borrow-from-the-crowd.html?full=true

Of course we practically do that with tithes to the church but it’s slightly back asswards in that context when they crowd source donations to maintain a fraudulent lifestyle.
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December 13, 2011 8:21pm
Johnboy

You will no doubt be pleased that Nania never become your deputy PM then nasska! 🙂
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December 13, 2011 8:22pm
nasska

Not much chance of her or her queer mates in the Labour caucus representing me Johnboy.
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December 13, 2011 8:25pm
Griff

The PIs biggest problem is its corrupt churches. that and too much taro.
I have heard it stated by social service types that slappy sue targeted her piece of crap at the PI and spear not the rod
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December 13, 2011 8:26pm
pollywog

Your shit..you sort it.

If it’s happening in this country to any of us brown, white, yellow or whatever, it’s happening to us as a nation.

but if you want ‘us’ to sort it, then resource us fully, finally and fuck off back to wherever your ancestors came from and take that bunched up pantywaist Johnboy with you for company cos he’s no blooody use to any one here.

thnx
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December 13, 2011 8:28pm
nasska

A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting
her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic’s eyelids
begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands
float up above the table, and she begins moaning.
Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying,
“Granddaughter? Are you there?”The customer, wide-eyed
and on the edge of her seat, responds, “Grandmother?
Is that you?”

“Yes granddaughter, it’s me.”

“It’s really, really you, grandmother?”, the woman
repeats.

“Yes, it’s really me, granddaughter.”

The woman looks puzzled, “You’re sure it’s you,
grandmother?”

“Yes, granddaughter, I’m sure it’s me.”

The woman pauses a moment, “Grandmother, I have just
one question for you.”

“Anything, my child.”

“Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?”
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December 13, 2011 8:34pm
labours a joke

fuck off polly..thats just an easy out you lazy bastard. Open your eyes man..christ read the paper , read the blogs, all the infos there…maori maori maori! Dead. Beaten to death by boyfriend , cousin , mother etc. I dont see any chinese in the stats. I see a few..fuck all white babies in the stats. Its your problem. Its your races problem. Sort it out. We’ve given you plenty of coin. Take some ownership of YOUR problem.
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December 13, 2011 8:37pm
Johnboy

Think of this nasska.

David Shearer falls to his death with Grant Robertson when a tandem bungy team building exercise goes wrong.

Silent T and Nania take over the Labour leadership in a bloodless coup (apart from Trev, who strangely falls off his bike right in front of an out of control combine harvester).

John Key commits suicide when Jullian Assange releases emails to prove JK is solely responsible for the GFC.

The rest of the National cabinet commit suicide when Nick smith admits that he is solely responsible for AGW.

Jerry Mataepare in truly Marshal style appoints Silent T and his Woman as the new Government.

Nasska’s new DPM represents him! 🙂

See how easy it all is.
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December 13, 2011 8:39pm
Johnboy

Pantywaist Johnboy!! 🙂

You sad prick Polly.

Took you a long time to think up a really hurting insult like that! 🙂

Stop beating your children to death now dickhead.

If you want to be taken seriously here come up with ways of doing that now! 🙂
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December 13, 2011 8:45pm
nasska

Johnboy

Now I see just how it could happen I doubt that I will sleep tonight. Still, if destiny needs a helping hand I’ll drive the combine harvester.
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December 13, 2011 8:50pm
Johnboy

I know where he keeps his bike nasska!
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December 13, 2011 8:52pm
Nookin

Johnboy — you forgot the bit where Penny is appointed Governor-General.
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December 13, 2011 9:02pm
Johnboy

Was that after Jerry tripped over his sword and knackered himself?

Shame really. I had such high hopes for such a military man as GG.

I even wrote a song! 🙂
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December 13, 2011 9:05pm
nasska

Nookin

Have mercy! Don’t you think that under Johnboy’s scenario that the country would have suffered sufficiently?
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December 13, 2011 9:06pm
pollywog

fuck off polly..thats just an easy out you lazy bastard.

Fuck off with your racist shit yourself you useless prick.

and as for the coin ‘you’ve’ given us, what can i say ?…It’s a fucking pittance compared to what ‘you’ve’ taken.

and nah JB…i wouldn’t spend too much time coming up with a next level insult on the likes of you.

Bitchmoaning punk ass bunched up pantywaist suits you to a tee…wear it and be proud !!!
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December 13, 2011 9:07pm
Johnboy

Just in case you have all forgotten.

When you need a Governor General for our shakey little land
And you want to cheer the people by appointing someone grand
Who can be the leader of our many cultured band
Who can? Jerry can!

When you need a man who looks good in a sword and feathered hat
It’s no good if you pick one who is rather short and fat
If you do you’ll find Paul Henry will soon have you on the mat
Who can you find who looks more like a real New Zealand man
Who can? Jerry can!

In these troubled times around us it soon may come to pass
That you’ll be glad you chose a Governor who was a member of the SAS
Who we can trust when the chips are down to really kick some ass
Who can? Jerry can!

When you need the Governor general to host a sumptuous feast
It looks so bad if you appoint an uncultured beast
Who can we find who’s hosted many a regimental dinner
Who can become our newly crowned vice – regal winner
Who can? Jerry can!
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December 13, 2011 9:09pm
reid

Polly is right, it happens to one it happens to all of us. None of us are an island. If a clod is washed away, we are all diminished thereby, for we are all connected so therefore when the bell tolls, think of England.

Or something like that.

No but seriously, she is right.
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December 13, 2011 9:10pm
travellerev

Pollywog,

Schearer is another NWO stooge but designed for the lefties. UN peace thingy in fucking Iraq. Come on. Facing down Somali war lords. can you say CIA?

Mr hero against John the bankster? Give me a break!
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December 13, 2011 9:11pm
Johnboy

What a sad little creature you are Polly.

I can see why the wise lPrent banned you from the Stranded

Strandeds must be maintained at all costs. 🙂
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December 13, 2011 9:12pm
Nookin

I think he was conferring a civic award on the waterwoman when he was attacked by the entangled weasels that she wraps around her head
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December 13, 2011 9:12pm
reid

The solution is, stop the judging, on both sides.

“Rich pricks” whoever they are and apparently lots of Kiwibloggers probably are, according to the lefties, are judgemental, as far as social workers are concerned. Social workers really truly don’t get the compassion in the conservative perspective.

See but social workers are judging conservatives on a ridiculous untrue level, as well.

This is the fundamental talking-past mis-communication in this country and it happens on the Maori-European level as well, same dynamic, different arena.

The problem is, no-one is thinking of the children, in all of this.
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December 13, 2011 9:16pm
Nookin

This kid will go far

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZChycU5gobg
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December 13, 2011 9:21pm
Johnboy

I have always regarded you as the richest, ex truckie in Eastbourne who won’t utter the word God reid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TQuacxEjAU

I respect you hugely for your stance in these ecclesiastical matters. 🙂
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December 13, 2011 9:21pm
Mick Mac

Fletch
I want to thank you for all the notes.
urls would have been fantastic but it was a sterling effort.

You clearly made the case that a two state solution has already been found.
Israel & Jordan.

So lets kick out all the Islamic Arabs who want all of Israel to Jordan, finish and Klaar.
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December 13, 2011 9:29pm
nasska

Little Johnny is asked by his teacher: “What is the most wonderful thing in life for you?”

“Well, sir,” says Johnny, “when I think about it, the most wonderful thing in life for me is a pretty girl with big tits and a wet pussy.”

The teacher is infuriated and writes a note that Little Johnny has to give to his father.

The next day, the teacher asks: “So, Johnny, what did your daddy say?”

“Well, sir,” says Johnny, “we sat down in the living room and drank an espresso, read your note and talked, then we poured ourselves a cognac, smoked a joint and talked some more. In the end, we decided you must be a fucking poofter.”
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December 13, 2011 9:31pm
reid

I have always regarded you as the richest, ex truckie in Eastbourne who won’t utter the word God reid.

Good guess Johnboy but first two fail, second two yes, although I also call G-d YHWH.
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December 13, 2011 9:32pm
Johnboy

Bugger. And here was me thinking of calling you Bob. Kate will have to do for the time being. 🙂
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December 13, 2011 9:38pm
reid

I hope you’re not smiling at me while calling me Kate Johnboy. That might lead to an unfortunate misunderstanding.

🙂

Wink
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December 13, 2011 9:44pm
Don the Kiwi

Pollywog.

If you want to put up someone on your blog, you could do no better than Sir Apirana Ngata, and link some of his writings. That man was a sterling Maori leader – Che Guevara was a piece of shit.
Back in history a little further, the two Maori chiefs who arranged the passive resistance at Parihaka – thats about 70 years before Gandi used passive restistance in India – he learnt from Parihaka.
They were real men and REAL Maori; able to stand tall alongside many of the European, American and other famous leaders of history..
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December 13, 2011 9:50pm
lilman

Don sorry to bust your notion of history but you are so wrong as to be far removed from reality I gag at your lack of knowledge.
The true facts are that the so called maori chief of Parihaka arent quite what you think they are.
2 months before they turned up at parihaka 1 of the men has been documented to a vicious crime in the north Taranaki,he fled when persued and turn up at Parihaka,hiding out he found passive resistance as a ruse to save his mana and skin ,sorry nothing so noble as you wanted him to be/
Also do you know where the greatest loss of life in battle in the history of this land was?
Not 1st or 2nd world wars, but was when waikato maori raided north taranaki and on one day 10,000 where clubed and eaten or slain ,this being a tame estimate and who stepped in too intervene ,the local ministers ,who where ignored,as the slaughter continued,never hear turia or hone talking about that,just the holocaust at Parihaka,where no-one was killed,just a horse stepping on a foot and some incarsination.
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December 13, 2011 11:32pm
pollywog

Mr hero against John the bankster? Give me a break!

eh !!!

Why am i even more reminded of John Kerry the questionable hero set up to give G dubya the ‘easy’ win in 04…Surely it’s not just the presidential cult of personality style of politics we seem to have been spoonfed by the media ?

http://www.wsws.org/articles/2004/mar2004/kerr-m04.shtml

With Shearer leader and setting the tone of raising child poverty issues it looks like state asset sales and the economy are off the table and going to get a soft run by Labour, especially if the wimpy Parker gets the shadow finance role.

Afterall, Key only wants to sell the assets to build schools for the kiddies !

That’s a line Shearer could easily echo as co leader with Key of the new centrist movement cos let’s face it, Shearers legendary global aid expertise isn’t about showing where the money is or how it came to be. It’s just about spending it for social causes. Essentially promoting welfare to the less fortunate and we all know how well that goes down with kiwis at the mo eh ?

The other thing is, Shearers vote drawing appeal isnt to the swinging centre right winger that needs to be drawn back to the left, it’s to the swinging centre left winger the greens have siphoned off Labour and will continue to do so. Labour are now left with the hopeless task of trying to reconnect with a constituency that doesn’t see any benefit to aligning with it anymore.

I’d say chalk up a win to the VRWC on this farcical left wing leadership campaign.
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December 14, 2011 2:05am
Elaycee

BWAV / Pollywog – nice to see you’ve overcome your identity crisis. 8)
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