Miracles promised

I got sent this by e-mail, and amused me enough to share:

These four older ladies who lived in Yugoslavia, always sat outside together near the church and chatted about when they were younger.

One month ago, they pooled their money and bought a laptop.

Never having been there, but having heard about Florida, they happened to click on St Augustine, FL. They read about the “Fountain of Youth”, as claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived.

They collected up all the money they had left and sent for four bottles of the miracle water.

As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed.

The rest of this story will make you a believer, because here they are today…

No!! …This is TRUE, really!! Would we lie to you?

We have a limited supply of this miracle water available at the incredibly low low price of just $1,999.95 per bottle, plus G.S.T.

HURRY BEFORE STOCKS RUN OUT !!

Make cheques payable to:

New Zealand Labor Party
160 Willis Street
Wellington