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November 29, 2011 2:00pm by David Farrar

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cctrfred

Parekura sneaks out before they can start drawing straws
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November 29, 2011 2:06pm
ross

Shane does his performing seal routine and his colleagues are not amused.
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November 29, 2011 2:09pm
DRHILL

In the Jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight…
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November 29, 2011 2:10pm
adze

In the Labour caucus you need eyes in the back of your head.
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November 29, 2011 2:14pm
Pete George

Mouth wide shut.
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November 29, 2011 2:16pm
sthn.jeff

Nahhhhh Parekura Bro, I can’t open wide enough to get a whole Big Mac In
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November 29, 2011 2:20pm
Viking2

Shane Jones-Pavorotti
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November 29, 2011 2:21pm
gahusername

“Woops, sorry bro, didn’t see your foot there.”
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November 29, 2011 2:21pm
Cobolt

Parekura: “Shane, I don’t want to know how he tickled her tonsils. And I’m not hanging around for the climax.”
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November 29, 2011 2:21pm
James Stephenson

Modelling for the Shane Jones blow-up doll threatens to put Parekura off his food.
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November 29, 2011 2:23pm
Whaleoil

I love women, hear me roar!
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November 29, 2011 2:31pm
Whaleoil

Nooooooooo! Parekura ate all the pies
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November 29, 2011 2:31pm
Whaleoil

Yes, Yes, Yes, oh baaaaaaaaby!
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November 29, 2011 2:32pm
tas

Parekura and Shane prepare for Goff’s speech.
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November 29, 2011 2:33pm
coventry

She was down on her knees and was sucking like a Hoover
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November 29, 2011 2:34pm
adaman

Shane: Hey Parekura
Parekura: What??
Shane: NOM NOM, lots of white mofo’s!!!!!!!
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November 29, 2011 2:34pm
Thomas the Unbeliever

“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“to talk of many things:
of shoes and ships and sealing-wax,
of cabbages and kings
and why the sea is boiling hot
and whether pigs have wings.”
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November 29, 2011 2:40pm
labrator

It was only as he turned to leave that Parekura realised that the yawning sound in his ear was Shane Jones and not his conscience.
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November 29, 2011 2:44pm
Elaycee

“I didn’t make the first cut?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…”
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November 29, 2011 2:47pm
RRM

Engineer’s inspection little more than a formality for Parliamentary offices.
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November 29, 2011 2:48pm
Peter

Parekura wonders if prostate exam is strictly necessary for leadership battle.
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November 29, 2011 2:50pm
grumpy

Hey Bro, who shrunk the door?
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November 29, 2011 2:54pm
Peter

Yawn
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November 29, 2011 2:55pm
Ross Miller

Shane trumpets to the Big Apple “Come back Hulun, we need you” while Parakura holds the dooe ajar.
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November 29, 2011 2:57pm
sifty

Pare Bro .. this is how she did it on that video.
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November 29, 2011 3:28pm
Shunda barunda

“Conjoined twins rumoured as next Labour party leaders.”
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November 29, 2011 3:38pm
DeepScience

It’s hinted that Zaphod “created” the second head himself when shutting off the parts of his mind that contain portions of his personality that “are not presidential.”
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November 29, 2011 3:39pm
Shunda barunda

Parekura revels reason for rapid weight gain, and was heard to say “I can only shut it up if I stuff something in it” before storming out.

He was later seen stuffing his pie holes.
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November 29, 2011 3:45pm
Elaycee

“….. and this has been the Muppet Shooooooooooooooooooooooooooow”
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November 29, 2011 3:45pm
pejhay

Uuarrrghhh… Sorry, I was up a bit late last night in the hotel room…
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November 29, 2011 3:46pm
GTP

aaargh, get off my bloody foot you …
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November 29, 2011 3:50pm
Peter

Parekura “lets one rip” as he leaves…..

It doesn’t go unnoticed.
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November 29, 2011 3:55pm
Murray

Judges ruling: Elaycee wins.

Add flailing arms to taste.
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November 29, 2011 4:13pm
Scott Chris

Parekura sidled off as Shane discovered that someone had nicked his last doughnut.
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November 29, 2011 4:36pm
Auberon

Annette King resigns – immediately commits herself to improving Maori dental health
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November 29, 2011 4:59pm
Andrew McMillan

A revealing look inside the Labour Caucus. Horomia gives up on climbing Labour’s ladder while Jones auditions as the next side-show clown to replace Goff.
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November 29, 2011 5:15pm
Fletch

Zaphod’s half-brother Dwayne makes a visit to Wellington….
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November 29, 2011 5:18pm
Dale 08

Remember when we were in the nest and mother Helen would fly in and feed us?
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November 29, 2011 5:33pm
gump

Like a ship in a bottle … how did it get inside?
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November 29, 2011 5:57pm
expat

Labour fails to excite it’s own members. There a clue in there somewhere.
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November 29, 2011 7:04pm
Johnboy

Parekura admits his Iwi stole Shane’s tongue and offers to go and fetch it.
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November 29, 2011 7:09pm
Someone Else

Snakes and ladders.
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November 29, 2011 8:55pm
noskire

Bugger you bros, I’m not blowing anyone!
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November 29, 2011 9:13pm
noskire

Gone by lunchtime.
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November 29, 2011 9:31pm
Sadu

I can see it’s not a good time, I’ll come back later
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November 29, 2011 9:57pm
The Scorned

” Have a punch in the cock between us bros…”
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November 30, 2011 4:04am
Lee C

Horomia protests against the use of a blow to doll to replace Goff.
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November 30, 2011 5:01am
Pita

You should have seen the chick on that video with John Holmes…
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November 30, 2011 6:04am
merlinnz

The younger elephant seal bellows its victory over the former leader
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November 30, 2011 7:52am
Boglio

It’s not over til the fat lady sings!!!
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November 30, 2011 9:34am
Richard Hurst

In a fit of hunger Shane starts eating the walls.
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November 30, 2011 12:45pm

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