Selling the underwear

Lincoln Tan in the Herald reports:

An escort has resorted to selling her underwear online after an attack which will keep her out of work for at least six months.

Lisa Lewis, 30, had her teeth knocked out last month during a house-warming party at her Cambridge home last month.

Yesterday she found out that it would be months before her mouth could be fixed or she would be able to speak normally again.

Goodness knows why, but it seems there is a market for women’s used underwear. But that is not all they are selling.

Her boyfriend, Drew Cocker, is also auctioning his underwear online.

You know, I’ve never heard of much demand for used men’s underwear. In fact quite the opposite of demand.

Maybe they are selling them as a 2:1 special?