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philu

tv3 has poll showing gap closing between nat/lab…

..and support for key dropping..

..oo-err..!..eh..?

..so soon..?

..given farrar noted the other day that the gap betweeb c/l and c/r was only 5%

..so it wouldn’t take much of a swing to unseat key/nact..eh..?

..and how is that nact gloating-triumphalism working out for ya..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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October 30, 2011 5:31pm
Manolo

All the bludger’s prediction are to be supported ….against.
Who gives a fig for the opinion of an addled, good-for-nothing, loser-in-life, miserable and pathetic individual?

Let’s move on.
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October 30, 2011 5:38pm
big bruv

Phool

Why are you getting so excited? even if a miracle happened and Goff did form a government it would not mean that you would get any more money.

Even Labour have no time for a total parasite like yourself.

The rest of us, well will just hide what we have and keep it away from the socialist scum, it really would be no big loss either way.

Not that I am the least bit worried, given your shocking record when it comes to predictions I know that Key and the Nat’s are safe.
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October 30, 2011 5:40pm
reid

phil my grammar is proper, not because I’m old, but because I’m educated. When you were robbing pharmacies, I was doing other things phil, and it shows.

Frankly.

So, you still haven’t added anything to justify your belief in the loop’s business case ergo (therefore) you don’t even know what it is, IMO.

So good day phil. I said I was somewhat trepidatious in my very first request and despite my precise explication and excruciating (to me) politeness toward you, you haven’t yet even said anything at all, about how the loop will add much much more than the costs of servicing the debt of $2B plus on the Auckland economy.

I lived in Auckland for 20+ years phil, from when I went to uni in 1981 till 2004. During that time I worked in Henderson, Manukau, Takapuna and Albany. I once had a uni holiday job in the CBD and I did plenty of consulting jobs with clients for months, in the CBD, but I never once went there for my employment, although one of my brothers does. But my point phil is that 60% travel from suburb from suburb and it’s not the CBD which is the issue it’s the arterial cross-overs between say Mt Eden and Henderson.

The loop does nothing to solve that reality. I’ve said for years, put in a survey with the rates bill and offer a small discount for completing it. Use it to find out and track over time, the suburb-suburb travel patterns and design bus routes accordingly. One huge problem phil is that so many people need to take their cars to work cause they often need to travel during the day. You will always have that demographic and they cannot use public transport. So you use the same survey to find out what they need, as well. Over time you have a very rich data source of city-wide travel patterns and wouldn’t that be handy.

I’ve never understood why they don’t do that and it’s a bit disappointing that Len apparently isn’t too bright and instead of selling that sensible and potentially hugely valuable and effective course of action, he instead focuses on a gaily coloured plastic bag, in the form of his idiotic flagship asset his very advocacy of, proves everyday to the wise, the folly of casting one’s vote, for that fool.
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October 30, 2011 5:44pm
reid

..and how is that nact gloating-triumphalism working out for ya..?

Actually phil, really well, thanks for asking. I’m personally having a great time gloating at all of you struggling lefties, desperate as you are, struggling to be heard in the midst of the good time glow of the RWC win and now the exciting campaign to come.

It’s excellent to me, that this election, the lefties appear to be perceived by voters as dirty, filthy, thieving little urchins, which of course is precisely what they are.

So yes, I’m gloating phil. Of course I am. Aren’t you as well?
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October 30, 2011 5:52pm
philu

http://whoar.co.nz/2011/the-1-loves-socialism-they-love-it-even-more-when-they-don%E2%80%99t-have-to-contribute-to-the-socialist-state-by-paying-taxes-%C2%A0%C2%A0/

“…You’ll notice if you’ve been paying attention to the war of propaganda that the 1% and their obedient lickspittles are going all out to frame the 99% VS. 1% showdown as a battle between Capitalists and Commies.

Capitalism of course being good, socialism bad.

I laugh every time I hear it – because logic and common sense just doesn’t support the spin.

What happens when a new 10,000 unit section 8 HUD complex is built in Chicago or Cleveland or Baltimore, wherever?

First thing the government does is borrow the money. Who do they borrow it from?

Bankers. Bankers love interest payments, bankers love socialism.

Next thing they do is take bids from construction companies to build it. Who builds it. The nation’s largest construction contractors. Construction contractors love high paying, built-by-the-lowest-bidder jobs. Construction companies love socialism.

Once the structure is built it must be made habitable. The place needs 10,000 stoves, 10,000 refrigerators, 20,000, ceiling fans 5 million miscellaneous electrical fixtures and about 1 million light bulbs.

Who provides all that stuff?

General Electric. General Electric loves socialism.

General Electric loves socialism so much it even went as far as buying the National Broadcasting Company in 1986 to sing its praises throughout the land 24 hours a day 7 days a week.

They love it even more when they don’t have to contribute to the socialist state by paying taxes.

Socialism is the last thing the 1% want to see driven out of America.

It makes them so much money.

The bankers are such fans of socialism that they have so far donated more money to the Obama re-election campaign than to all other Republican hopefuls combined, according to the Washington Post.

Those people don’t want to see and end to big government.

Big governments borrow money. And it isn’t just socialism, they love the full monty.

The last 20 years the Capitalists have been running into communist China as fast as their little feet can take them.

Odd for a bunch of dedicated Capitalists isn’t it?

The truth of the matter is the 1% don’t care either way.

They do whatever it takes to make money.

They don’t believe in Capitalism or communism.

They believe in interest.

Naked self serving interest… and money.

That’s all they believe in.

Their morals and beliefs are purely situational.

If your home sits on a parcel of land they need to build a warehouse for their communist made imports –

– they have the government force you out of it.

They tell you it’s all for the collective good of society that you got the boot.

Total by the book Karl Marx communism.

The sanctity of private property – they don‘t care.

As long as it’s not their property.

Talk about nationalizing one of their businesses and all of the sudden then it’s all about private property and freedom…

..Ayn Rand said … blah, blah, blah…”

(cont..)

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October 30, 2011 5:56pm
Manolo

Another prediction: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/liamhalligan/8857518/Why-the-latest-eurozone-bail-out-is-destined-to-fail-within-weeks.html
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October 30, 2011 6:00pm
philu

“..So yes, I’m gloating phil. Of course I am. Aren’t you as well?..”

what’s to gloat about..?

i am just watching what seems to be (the entirely predictable) unraveling of the nat-master plan..

..(this is why joyce was curled up for a quasimoto-rehearsal…he feels ill inside..’cos he is smart enough to know that you have probably already lost the election..)

..and as for /unraveling-campaign-evidence/developments..

..what do voters/punters remember about key and the rugby-victory..?

..keys’ grasping/clawing at/for mccaws hand..eh..?..(shown in glorious close-up/slow-mo on q&a this morning..)

“..holy powerful metaphor..!..batman..!”

..now that wasn’t how that was meant to go..eh..?

..then there is the polls showing only 14% want a bar of yr flogging-off-assets plans..eh..?

..it’s all not looking too crash-hot..eh..?

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October 30, 2011 6:05pm
nasska

philu @ 5.56pm

Congratulations….a logical argument worth reading.
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October 30, 2011 6:05pm
Manolo

Is the parasitical Ure in Madison, Wisconsin? Read the reference to masturbation. http://www.dailycardinal.com/news/occupy-madison-loses-permit-1.2669111#.TqzbYbLN5Bk
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October 30, 2011 6:07pm
philu

“..When you were robbing pharmacies,..”

um..!..that’s pharmacy..(single..)

..and really reid..already so bereft of ideas/arguments the ad-hom is all you got..

..(and what an intelligent/well-thought-out/clever/witty piece of humour/satire you came up with..eh..?)

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October 30, 2011 6:10pm
Lance

Oh goody
Just saw Sue Bradford and co piss all over democracy and free speech at the Nat policy launch.
Communists can’t help themselves
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October 30, 2011 6:12pm
big bruv

Phool

If you want us to stop going on about the poor Chemist you bashed and robbed then all you have to is apologise.

Just say sorry, of you do that I will never mention it again.

BTW..do any baking today Phool?
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October 30, 2011 6:16pm
philu

nasska’..thank you for the compliment..but i am only the messanger..(‘damn..!’..)

..anything i put in surrounded by speech-marks was written by someone else..

..and is something i have found while hunting for whoar…

..but it is a good/clear piece of analysis/commentary..

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October 30, 2011 6:16pm
Fletch

Oh goody
Just saw Sue Bradford and co piss all over democracy and free speech at the Nat policy launch.
Communists can’t help themselves

Lance, I saw that. And that is what we had in Parliament, undercover as an MP, wearing a veneer of civility and forcing through shit like the anti-smacking law. It’s ugly when the mask falls off isn’t it.
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October 30, 2011 6:17pm
philu

did someone fart..?

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October 30, 2011 6:19pm
reid

..and really reid..already so bereft of ideas/arguments the ad-hom is all you got..

phil my 40% argument which I raised in my very first post in our discussion today on this matter, has not yet been addressed by you, in any way.

According to the Kiwiblog Constitution, Rule 6:3:5:7 pertaining to lefties and their general treatment therein, it says:

“If any lefty (esp. phil) ever tries to obfuscate, prevaricate, avoid or refuse to answer a direct question, they shall be subject to any or all of the following:
(a) a verbal bollocking about how mental they are
(b) teasing and pointing
(c) something nasty involving cacti.”

So if I were you phil I’d think myself lucky that reid is only currently invoking sub-clause (a). (I bet you don’t think that phil, since you’re not that wise, but if I were you, I would.)
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October 30, 2011 6:21pm
big bruv

Come on Phool, just say you are sorry for the violent assault and robbery you committed on the Chemist and we can all get on with things.
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October 30, 2011 6:25pm
philu

pete george..!..steel yrslf lad..!

latest tv3 poll could not find even one supporter of dunny-brush..

..i told you that ‘extended vagueness’-thingy wasn’t going to work..eh..?

..but not even one person..?

..whoar..!..eh..?

“..holy black hole of irrelevancy..!..batman..!..”

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October 30, 2011 6:25pm
reid

BTW, I do apologise phil, genuinely, for bringing up your past. There was no need to do that to make my point. I now see that. I am sorry.
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October 30, 2011 6:30pm
philu

reid..i pointed out twice the much smaller percentage than 40% of ak’ers who have holiday-homes up north..

..what the fuck do you not apparantly understand about that..

..are you a virgo..?..by any chance..?

..your honing of the art of the pedant indicates that..?

(ooh..!..and threatening me with the power of yr verbals..?

..i’m filling my pants in fear here..eh..?..)

.what a siily little homophobe-man you are..eh..?

..and yet another hiding/sinvelling/hurling-shit from behind a fake-name..(cf…large-sibling..the only honest taxi-driver on the planet)

..you have so much to say..

..but too/so scared to stand beside/behind yr words..

..eh..?

understandable tho’..with all those nasty prejudices you trot out..eh..?

..i mean the homophobia is only the tip of the iceberg..eh..?

..wouldn’t want people who know you to know that..eh..?

..it’ll be a bad day at black rock for you when that alias-tracing app is released..eh..?

..and i provide edited highlights of yr vileness..next to yr real name..

..eh..?

..that’ll be the day..eh..?

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October 30, 2011 6:35pm
nickb

“..holy black hole of irrelevancy..!..batman..!..”

In true United Future “common sense” style PG no doubt thinks “If I am being attacked from the left wing and the right wing, then I am probably doing something right”.
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October 30, 2011 6:40pm
philu

“..poor Chemist you bashed..”

the court records will show nobody was ‘bashed’/hit in any way..

..i was given bail..parlty because the judge acknowledged it was totally out of character what i did..

..and that there was no violence ..and i was no threat..

..while on bail i shed my heroin habit..and was sentenced ‘clean’…

..and thus got to a farm fast..

..i guess there is also the fact it was decades ago…and i haven’t done it again..

..this bashing accusation is one the only honest taxi-driver on the planet..him without sin..who hides/snivels behind a fake-name..

..is fond of proffering on a regular basis….

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October 30, 2011 6:52pm
big bruv

Just apologise Phool, say sorry for the violent assault on the chemist.

As for your habit, do you really expect us to clap and cheer because you are ‘clean’?

I could not give a toss, you are still a junkie in my eyes, one who refuses to admit he did wrong and refuses to say he is sorry.
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October 30, 2011 7:01pm
Yvette

What is ‘sinvelling’, Phil?
And are you trying to exceed band with here as well as on yr own site?
– eh? …
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October 30, 2011 7:03pm
bereal

a word to the wise for you philu

calling people ‘ a silly little homophobe.’ etc is likely to cop you a few more demerits.
you can’t afford that sweetie.

You are very lucky that the people you insult have thicker skins than you do and others of your ilk that
they don’t whine to teacher at the drop of a hat, otherwise you would be gone already.

you cant afford many more demerits philu because when you get banned again
what the fuck else can you do with your life.
If you cant be posting your sage advice here all day and every day here, what would you
do to fill your day ? Doesn’t bear thinking about does it baby ?

i note you peaked about 8 pm yesterdayon GD , but kept on posting drug/alcohol addled garbage till about 2 am
Take it easy mate.
Pace yourself.
Get a grip.
Bye the way, a couple of Beatles songs you might have listened to last night,
‘I’m a loser’ or
‘Nowhere man.’
Check out the lyrics.
Good luck to you.
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October 30, 2011 7:12pm
Pete George

nickb, I know I’m doing something right when I get recognition or praise, which actually happens a bit. And I know I’m getting close to the bone when people attack me rather than argue an alternate case. Or it’s just some political operator trying to diss to orders – I’ve had a fair bit of experience at differentiating motives for personal crap.

If you had bothered to take notice of what I’ve said rather than just grizzle you’d know I don’t care about left or right, that’s a nonsense. I’m in a centre-ish party and have many moderate views but that doesn’t mean I see everything in the centre as good and everything else as bad, that’s last century political nonsense. The political future is in assesssing any issue (or oportunity) on it’s merits and not jump to a conclusion based on some self applied label.

Peter Dunne gets a lot of stick because he has actually been a very successful politician. No one will agree with everything he’s said or done – I don’t, and in fact he admits mistakes too, unlike many politicians – but anyone who knows the realities of politics will acknowledge his ability to get as much done as is possible given the mandate he has.

It tends to be fringe believers who think democracy should deliver them total freedom to do everything to suit their minority ideaology that get frustrated at someone who is successful in the mainstream.
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October 30, 2011 7:13pm
philu

did you all know that the ird have a framed photo of big bruv on their wall..?

..and they confirm he is the only honest taxi driver in new zealand..

..scrupulous with declaring all income to ird and employers..

..legend has it he has sewed up the pockets on his pants..

..as physical proof that he does not ‘trouser’…

..the ird-legend goes onto say his neighbors had to get heavy-duty curtains..

..the glow from his halo was impinging on/disturbing their sleep-patterns..

..is this all true..?..oh only honest taxi driver in new zealand…

..the only things he rips-off are the scabs from his nervous twitches..

..and hey..!..an ignorant/opinionated taxi-driver..mouthing utter bullshit..

..now there’s a novelty..

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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October 30, 2011 7:18pm
big bruv

Just do it Phool, tell the world you are sorry for the violent assault.
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October 30, 2011 7:20pm
philu

“..Peter Dunne gets a lot of stick because he has actually been a very successful politician. ..”

no..no..i think it has more to do with his total twatness…eh..?

..and are you a pot-reactionary/prohibitionist like your interestingly-quiffed leader..?

..and not even one vote could they find..eh..?

..grim..eh..?

..and maybe you should save the ‘he was too popular/successful excuses for when he is turfed out..eh..?

..you are prematurely ejaculating..

..dunne is nothing..he stands for nothing..

..except his own political-ambitions..

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October 30, 2011 7:21pm
bereal

philu
you are the ultimate embodyment of, from the sublime to the ridiculous.
re read your 7.18 and 7.21 masterpieces.

Is that your very best ? Give it all you can, while you can babe.
They your best shots ?
A nine year old could do better.
you just reveal yourself too much.
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October 30, 2011 7:29pm
Manolo

NZ needs whorish politicians like Dunne like a hole in the head.
The sooner this lamentable political prostitute disappears, the better for our country.
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October 30, 2011 7:29pm
philu

gee..!..when that alias-busting app is released…there..larger sibling…

..it’ll really affect yr social standing..amongst the other taxi-drivers..eh..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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October 30, 2011 7:30pm
Pete George

Manolo – who would you rate as your five best current politicians?
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October 30, 2011 7:31pm
philu

beryl gets really annoyed when i just ignore her..’

…and winds up a treat..

..watch..!

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October 30, 2011 7:32pm
big bruv

Manolo

I would also like to know who you rate.
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October 30, 2011 7:34pm
black paul

Pete George, you say Peter Dunne admits his mistakes. Can you give an example?

(and please, not an “I admit I can be a little too modest sometimes” example)
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October 30, 2011 7:35pm
bereal

philu
you just proved you cant ignore me. (see 7.32)
i gotta go now dear,
your just no contest.
Your no fun.
It’s like shooting dead fish in a paddling pool.
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October 30, 2011 7:37pm
big bruv

bereal

Yes, you better go and get dinner ready for the family.

Who the bloody hell let you out of the kitchen anyway? 🙂
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October 30, 2011 7:39pm
Manolo

I support principled people in favour of free-market and low-tax policies, that is those for small government and individual freedom.
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October 30, 2011 7:41pm
Kimble

Here is my contribution to the Internet today:

Best Christian DJ name ever?

Jesus-Died-For-Our-Spins
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October 30, 2011 7:49pm
bereal

just before i go… hey big bruv…………..
what the fuck were you trying to say but were unable to..@ 7.39 pm
comprehension lessons required by you babe.
Have another crack………….. if you can make any sense i will reply to you…
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October 30, 2011 7:49pm
Scott Chris

A ventriloquist is telling Taxi Driver jokes in the Queen’s Head Pub in Queen Street Auckland, when, Big Bruv, an irate Taxi Driver stands up shouting, ‘You’re making out we’re all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose.’

The ventrioquist stammers, “I’m sorry sir, I..I d..didn’t m…mean to cause offence”

“Not you, you idiot!” says Big Bruv, “I’m talking to that little fella on your knee.”
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October 30, 2011 7:54pm
bereal

big bruv
i can’t hold my breath any more mate.
i doubt that even you have any inkling of what you thought you were trying to say.
Great effort mate. One of your best.
Like i say…
If you can explain yourself i will reply to you.
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October 30, 2011 7:56pm
big bruv

Come on bereal. We both know you have the hots for me.

Johnboy tried to slip in there but it was always me you wanted.

And really, who can blame you, after all you are only human.
I can’t help it if I am a chick magnet.
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October 30, 2011 7:59pm
nasska

Two couples had arranged to spend a long weekend at a country house hotel. On the drive to the hotel they shared a car and during the two hour journey they agreed that, to spice up the weekend, they would try a little partner swapping.
Having checked into the hotel each went on to the bedroom with their new partner. The sex started immediately. It was hot and heavy. After half an hour one of the men turned to his new partner and said.
“That was terrific. We should have done this years ago. I wonder how the girls are getting on”?
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October 30, 2011 8:00pm
Pete George

black paul: Dunne said on Vote Chat recently (I think that’s where I heard it) that he regretted voting against civil unions. That’s backed up by this:

Dunne seems to genuinely regret the worst excesses of anti-gay rhetoric which characterised his now gone party team mates. “Sometimes you wish you could wind the clock back and do things a little differently, but you don’t have that luxury always.”

http://www.gaynz.com/articles/publish/32/article_6597.php

He’s also quoted as saying joining up with Christian interests was a mistake, there were some odd ones in the party after 2002.
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October 30, 2011 8:06pm
Griff

One dismal rainy night in New Zealand, a Taxi driver spotted an arm waving
from the shadows of an alley . Even before he rolled to a stop, a figure leaped into the cab slamming the door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a naked Sue B sitting in the back seat.
“Where to?” he stammered.
“K road,” answered the woman.
“You got it,” he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
Sue caught him staring at her and asked, “Just what are you
looking at?”
“Well madam,” he answered, “I was just wondering how you’ll pay your
fare.”
Sue spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled
at the driver, and said, “Does this answer your question?”
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, “Have you got anything
smaller?”
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October 30, 2011 8:07pm
Pete George

Can you name any Manolo? Or none of the current bunch?
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October 30, 2011 8:08pm
Scott Chris

Bereal walked into a bar, ordered a drink, and started watching a news item featuring man on a ledge of a high building threatening to jump.

The bartender, who’d seen the news report before said, “I’ll bet you $50 he’s going to jump.”

So Bereal took the bet and slapped down a $50 bill on the bar. Predictably, the man on the ledge jumped to his death. The bartender picked up the $50 bill but then, realizing that he’d taken advantage of a poor, dumb Bereal, his conscience got the better of him, and he decided to confess.

So he said, “Look, I’m going to give you back your money. I have to admit that I saw that news report before.”

“That’s O.K.,” said Bereal, “I saw it before too, but I really didn’t think he was gonna do it again!”
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October 30, 2011 8:10pm
nasska

A blonde went to her doctor and said,
“You prescribed birth control pills for me.”

“And how is it going?” he asked.

“Okay, I think, but I’d like to have them bigger.”

The doctor was surprised. “You mean stronger?”

“No, bigger, please”

“But why BIGGER?”

“Because they keep falling out.”
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October 30, 2011 8:15pm
Scott Chris

Peter Dunne to the rescue:

Someone mistakenly left the cages open in the Reptile House at the zoo and there were snakes slithering all over the place.

Frantically, the keeper tried everything, but he couldn’t get the slippery animals back into their cages. Finally, he yelled, “Quick, call Peter Dunne!”

“Peter Dunne? Why?”
“We need someone who speaks their language.” Was the reply.
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October 30, 2011 8:23pm
Griff

Lens mother was working in the kitchen listening to her Len playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now… cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train cause we’re going down the tracks”.

The horrified mother went in and told Len, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for two hours. When you come out, you may play with your train… but I want you to use nice language.”

Two hours later, Len came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard Len say… “All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.”

She heard her little darling continue… “for those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”

As the mother began to smile, Len added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen…”
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October 30, 2011 8:27pm
Scott Chris

Winston Peters and Haley Westenra were on holiday in Fiji when they got to talking. (Haley somewhat reluctantly)

“Did I tell you that I’m only here because my house burned down and everything got destroyed by the fire.” Slurred Winston, “The insurance company paid for everything, so I decided to take a holiday.”

“That’s quite a coincidence,” remarked the sweet and innocent Haley. “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by the earthquake. My insurance company, too, paid for everything, and because I sang so nicely at the RWC final, the NZRU shouted me a ticket to Fiji to take my mind off things.”

There was a brief pause, and then a puzzled Winston Peters asked, “I don’t get it. How do you start an earthquake?”
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October 30, 2011 8:36pm
bereal

big bruv
had my dinner now
don’t talk shit
i asked you ‘what the fuck were you trying to say at 7.39?’
If you have no answer thats O.K. fair enough, say, “sorry bereal i was talking puke.”
otherwise, what the fuck were you trying to say ? Back yourself up or fuck up.
Over to you ………………
Either you were talking shit or you have a point.
One or the other genius…..right ?
go for it,,,,,which is it ?
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October 30, 2011 8:40pm
Scott Chris

One for the absent and missed Johnboy:

Taking his seat in chambers, Mayor John Banks faced the opposing lobbyists. “I have been presented by both of you with a bribe,” John Banks began. Both lobbysits squirmed uncomfortably.

Banks continued, “You, F E Smith, gave me $15,000. And you, David Garrett, gave me $10,000.”

Mayor John Banks reached in his pocket a pulled out a check, which he handed to F E Smith. “Now, then, I’m returning $5,000 difference, and we are going to decide this case solely on its merits.”
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October 30, 2011 8:45pm
Griff

A professor of mathematics sent an e-mail to his wife. It read:

Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight.

Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,
You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Don’t wait up.
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October 30, 2011 8:53pm
philu

maori tv is playing the doco-flick on the urewere terror-raids..

..it’s kinda eye-opening..

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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October 30, 2011 8:53pm
philu

i see you eat at 9 pm..beryl..

..if you are larger than you prefer..and who isn’t..?..

..can i suggest you eat before 6 pm..

..and then not eat during the evening..

..and watch the weight fall off you..

..phil(whoar.co.nz)
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October 30, 2011 8:56pm
Griff

yeh phili

… its amazing how much bullshit lies you can push if you dont want to tell the truth eh…….

oh I got you mixed up with the cheese sorry
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October 30, 2011 9:00pm
nasska

What school reports really mean:

A born leader – Runs a protection racket.
Easy going – Bone idle
Making good progress – Slightly less awful than last year
Friendly – Never shuts up
Helpful – A creep
Reliable – Narks on his friends
Expresses himself confidently – A rude bastard
Enjoys physical education – A bully
Does not accept authority easily – Dad is in prison
Often appears tired – Insomniac telly addict
A rather solitary child – He stinks and has no friends
Popular in the playground – Sells drugs.
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October 30, 2011 9:00pm
bereal

G’nite all.
Good luck to your families.

What can we learn from today……….well..
big bruv is full of shit……….and shallow as a puddle.

Jeez, philu could be right on that score.
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October 30, 2011 9:02pm
bereal

Can’t go and leave a moron like philu with the last word………………
“Nowhere man.” the Beatles Philu.
Study the lyrics.
There is still hope.
Even for you …………eh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whor…………………….
contd………………..
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October 30, 2011 9:10pm
Nookin

Philu seems to gets his health tips from Jimmy Carr c/- of the Graham Norton show. Mind you, I have heard that it works.
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October 30, 2011 9:23pm
adze

Watching the 2006 remake of ‘The Omen’ on C4

Not as scary as the original was somehow…
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October 30, 2011 9:47pm
reid

Philu seems to gets his health tips from Jimmy Carr c/- of the Graham Norton show. Mind you, I have heard that it works.

Does it?

What a shame.

Is there any way we can intercept and transform or garble the transmission, Nookin?

I think there’s a free app if you have an i-phone.
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October 30, 2011 9:57pm
philu

adze..can i direct you to a website called ‘rotten tomatoes’..

..it is a site where us mug-punters rate flicks..

..and it would have saved you pissing that time of yr life down the toilet…

(whereas over on maori tv there was a most excellent doco on that farce that was the urewera terrorist-raids..

..you could have used yr time more wisely..eh..?)

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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October 31, 2011 6:36am
big bruv

Todays ‘feel good’ story

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/5879467/Cannabis-club-founders-sentence-doubled
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October 31, 2011 6:52am
Griff

philup with lies
That’s not a doco they are supposed to at least try to show reality. Not spin
Your bunch of Maori friends were playing solders and contemplating sedation against the lawful government of this country
They should be hung for treason
Only good thing is that they are so stupid they will never get anywhere
Little man is a first class idiot savage. Kipling had a good comment on the stupidity of the savage ” the white mans burden”.

Sorry I got your name wrong again
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October 31, 2011 7:02am
philu

“..and contemplating sedation (sic..) against the lawful government..”

sounds like a plan..

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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October 31, 2011 7:18am
philu

key on breakfast-telly..

trying to flog us that dead-horse of asset-sales..

..the interviewer clearly isn’t believing him…

..and neither are we…eh..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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October 31, 2011 7:20am
philu

“..Sorry I got your name wrong again..”

it’s a cruel/hard blow you are landing on me there..gwiff..

i mean..you are taking the piss out of someones’ name..

..and you are called ‘griff’..?

..what the fuck is that sad excuse for a name..

..didya think of sueing yr parents..?

..the only griff i ever knew i once shared a group-house with..

..he tended to keep things to himself..then explode…

..an example being entering my upper-floor space..mid-afternoon..(in the ‘pink-house’ in pre-gentrified ponsonby…)

..he was wild-of-eye and wielding an ax…telling me he would chop my (serious) sound-system to pieces if i didn’t turn it down…

..my rejoinder as he left the room was.’you could have just asked..griff’..

i have been wary of the angry-griffs since then..

..and as griffs are such a rare/endangered species…

..are you him..?..there..griff..?

..and i know your coming home that day to find yr girlfriend in bed with me and my girlfriend…did put a kink in our relationship..

..but it was going downhill before that..eh..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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October 31, 2011 7:31am
Griff

philup with lies

Sedation is the reduction of irritability or agitation by administration of sedative drugs you ken
So no I don’t chop up sound systems
you once had a pair of disappointed chicks in your bed
happened to a friend of mine he spent the nite on the coach as he could not keep UP with the two of them.

buy the way I am welsh and you should be a little more sensitive about my cultural heritage Griff = Griffith
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October 31, 2011 8:24am
philu

“..buy (sic..) the way I am welsh and you should be a little more sensitive about my cultural heritage Griff = Griffith..”

f.y.i…i also am part welsh….’philup’ = phillip..’you should be a little more sensitive about my cultural heritage’..eh..?

and you meant to say sedition…eh..?

..you must think us knobs to believe anything else..

..(take ye ‘sic’ like a man…)

..and..um..!..sorry to hear about yr friend…eh..?

..and as it was coitus-interrupti by my griff..

..we had to sort that out later..

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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