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October 29, 2011 8:00am by Kokila Patel

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Johnboy

reid is a jolly good chap Scotty just like you. He is just an older version of a jolly good chap.

One day you will be that old G-d willing! 🙂
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October 29, 2011 2:06pm
Pauleastbay

Well Griff
There has been lots of petarding going on here today by the usual suspects hasn’t there?
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October 29, 2011 2:08pm
reid

if he thinks he can bash the most stubborn animals on this planet into shape, then he is sadly deluded.

I don’t want to bash them into shape Scott, that’s pointless. They’re beyond redemption. Only G-d can help them now.

However what I can and therefore must do, as a compassionate and rational citizen of the world, is to stop the mental fools from hating and wrecking anymore than they already do, and if that means using their hating and wrecking tactics against them by calling them out as the mentals they truly are then let it be.

It’s a shame. One wishes they weren’t quite so hate-filled, but there we are.

The lefty twagedy, laid bare. Oh the humanity.
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October 29, 2011 2:12pm
Johnboy

I always thought that a petard was the predecessor of a grenade.

Hence ‘Hoist by your own petard’ if you waited to long to throw it.

I am of course always ready to be corrected by more erudite fellows such as Lawyers etc. !!! 🙂
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October 29, 2011 2:13pm
reid

The reason Hulun was able to come out with so very memorable epithets as:

“…cancerous and corrosive” and “haters and wreckers…”

…is cause she already had prior experience of being and doing such.

I wish ~~the Nats~~ Crosby-Textor had put that message into their campaign opening address last night.
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October 29, 2011 2:24pm
Griff

boundless apology’s oh master of change from virulent hate to this more measured and layered approach john the sheep.Far be it that one so unschooled in the great pool of sarcasm as to notice the worshipful one master read had garbled contexts ever so slightly as to hoist or blown up- petard . however as g.d has been merciful to master reid this slight strangeness in context, when read in the archaic sense has even more in coincidence leaned toward the consensus at present as to master Scotts ramblings.
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October 29, 2011 2:31pm
Johnboy

Good G-d Griff. Peace be with you and may your ramblings one day find you salvation. 🙂

We all pray that Scotties ramblings may one day bear the fruit that his vine promises. 🙂
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October 29, 2011 2:43pm
reid

Yes thanks again, JB.

One word, Griff:

Crikey.
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October 29, 2011 3:05pm
Elaycee

Quoth the narc: “And here I am again love. Time of the month again is it?”

Haha – For a second I pondered whether Scott Chrissy is really Alastair Thomson.

But of course, Alastair knows what hes talking about / he isn’t gender challenged / and his work is worth reading.

RIP: ka-ching!
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October 29, 2011 3:20pm
Nookin

A petard was an explosive device. The hoist bit came from Shakespeare who, according to a play running in the UK, was an illiterate drunk who was the front man for the real deal.
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October 29, 2011 3:30pm
Johnboy

We probably need a Lawyer to come in at this point and carefully define a petard and the consequence of being hoist by one.

Not that I could think of any particular lawyer, sort of cunt in person, but I am sure there is one lurking in the wings somewhere. 🙂
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October 29, 2011 3:36pm
Tookinator

Where can I read up on the pros/cons of MMP and the other alternatives? Didn’t DPF do a post on them at some stage?
There seems to be plenty of information on websites promoting MMP and the elections website only tells you the difference between them but not the pros and cons.
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October 29, 2011 3:39pm
Johnboy

If you don’t pick FPP Tookinator you will end up with leftwing shit for the rest of your natural.

The only hope that Johnkeys mob have got is FPP.

They are just too scared to suggest it.

They are just too scared to suggest a lot of other things you really need as well.

David will explain it all as he gets the nod!! 🙂
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October 29, 2011 3:49pm
bereal

Oh drat ! So close yet so far philu…..eh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cold weather on its way to the USA north east. Even snow maybe.
The OWS crowd will soon disperse from their HQ in NYC. They will be leaderless and rudderless.

How frustrating for poor old philu, his dream of imminent nirvana for all the bludgers
and hard done by parasites is soon to unravel. His one great hope to improve his situation and get a
larger taxpayer handout is going to evaporate right before his very greedy eyes.

But wait, there’s still hope philu, you could join your fellows in Aotea square and carry on the good
fight here as the weather warms up. But!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no, that wont work will it philu, that would require you to get off your lazy, skinny arse and do something.
That would never do. You can better serve the cause posting endless gormless drivel here. Right?

Maybe next year philu.
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October 29, 2011 4:10pm
reid

Occupier propaganda.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL-afdzbUwM&feature=channel_video_title
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October 29, 2011 5:59pm
Viking2

Finance Minister Bill English is putting a great deal of emphasis on the June 2015 year when a $1.5 billion surplus is forecast.

This positive forecast is based on the following assumptions:

* Crown revenue, mainly tax, is expected to increase from $57.6 billion in the 2011 year to $74.4 billion in 2015.

for what its worth English is going to tax us another 17 billion dollars more in the year 2015 than he is this year.
Cutting the Government expenditure and waste.
What a fucking joke.

In other words he is going to have a 1.5 billion surplus after snatching a further 17 Billion from the taxpayers.
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October 29, 2011 7:05pm
Viking2

THE NUN AND THE HIPPIE

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
He sits down next to her, and asks her: “Can we have sex?”

“No,” she replies, “I’m married to God.”
She stands up, and Gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
“I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!”

“Yeah?”, says the hippie.

“Yeah!”, say the bus driver.
“She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray,
So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood,
Put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard,
And pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God.”

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
Dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

“I am God,” he declares to the nun,
Keeping the hood low about his Face.
“Have sex with me.”

The nun agrees without question,
But begs him to restrict himself to anal sex,
As she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

‘God’ agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
As he finishes,
He jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

“Ha-ha,” he cries. “I’m the hippie!”

“Ha-ha,” cries the nun. “I’m the bus driver!
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October 29, 2011 7:20pm
RightNow

The following series of events involving Occupy Portland occurred on Monday, October 24, 2011 and early morning Tuesday, October 25, 2011:

Dayshift Report

7 a.m.: Central Precinct officers received a request from Occupy Portland to get in touch with Project Respond. The volunteers at Occupy Portland report they are getting overwhelmed with the amount of mental health issues presenting themselves at the camp …

10:30 a.m.: East Precinct officers were leaving the Multnomah County Courthouse when a woman, 39-year-old Angela Hallinger, threw a paintbrush at the officers because they would not stop and look at her art…

During the same incident, officers found that the porta-potties on the south side of Chapman Square along Southwest Madison Street were overflowing and it appeared raw sewage was running down the sidewalk toward Southwest 3rd Avenue…

3 p.m.: Officers received a report that Hallinger was out of jail and flashing her breasts again at the camp. She was excluded from the parks.

Afternoon shift:

On Monday’s afternoon shift, there were multiple calls of various fights/disturbances. Officers said there appeared to be a different call every 45 minutes or so, called in by witnesses to these incidents…

6:35 p.m.: A very intoxicated/high subject was contacted at the corner of Southwest 3rd avenue and Main Street. It appeared that 25-year-old Dylan K. Hunter, was acting in a confusing manner and was on probation for Delivery of a Controlled Substance/ Methamphetamine…

6:45 p.m.: A sergeant took a phone call from a “donor” of two food boxes to Occupy and he wanted to complain that when they dropped off the food, he and his friend saw “buckets of human waste” sitting around the camp….

7:56 p.m.: Uniform officers responded to a call of a man causing a disturbance near the medical tent of “Camp A” (Lownsdale park). He was reportedly throwing things and knocking down fences….

Officers observed 35-year-old Devn Merner acting in a bizarre manner. He had red paint on his feet and torso. Occupy Portland peacekeepers were trying to talk to him while he displayed “fighting poses,” but he refused their contact…

9:30 p.m.: Officers responded to a call regarding “5 subjects beating another subject,” in the center of Chapman Square, by the drinking fountain. Officers could not find any victim or suspect and overheard people say everyone “ran off.” … It was reported as many as “15 street kids with skateboards” were chasing a shirtless subject… The victim, 19-year-old male, said he was assaulted in Chapman Square by a group of street kids, after he had a verbal altercation about a dispute a friend of his had earlier in the day with the group. The victim reported he was jumped from behind by a group of bandana-masked subjects, and repeatedly punched in the face and head. He said Occupy Portland peacekeepers came over to him suggested he “run away,” since they could do nothing to stop the assault… The victim was injured in the face, and said he thought about calling the police, but decided not to, since the residents of Occupy Portland are supposed to take care of these matters themselves.

11:59 p.m: A known subject, walked into Central Precinct to report an “assault.” He reported someone had pointed a finger at him, and that was the assault…

Nightshift

October 25, 2011, 4:56 a.m.: a resident of Occupy Portland called 911 to report a man inside the encampment who had punched someone and broken a bottle…

http://www.portlandonline.com/police/pbnotify.cfm?action=ViewContent%26content_id=2534
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October 29, 2011 7:24pm
Scott Chris

F E Smith says:- “but I have worked out that the best way to do things is to criticise you and then move on, before you move the goalposts.”

Couple of things here.

1) I don’t move goalposts once their position has been established. Why do you think I was asking you to define what your idea of the political spectrum is? Surely you of all people should know that semantic soccer is a waste of time when you don’t know what the ball looks like.

2) Making some snide and irrelevant comment and scurrying off without justifying is really rather what old Mikenmild used to do.
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October 29, 2011 7:31pm
RightNow

Tookinator, try the search function: http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?s=mmp

Also this site http://www.referendum.org.nz/
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October 29, 2011 7:35pm
side show bob

V2 excellent 🙂

It seems the cooks at OWS in NY are clamping down, from now on it’s brown rice and lentils. Seems they are losing their humor, to many useless freeloaders, well HELLO.
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October 29, 2011 7:40pm
DavidC

http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-troubles/5876212/Qantas-grounds-all-flights

Qantas has shut up shop until 3 unions back down.

Ballsy move.
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October 29, 2011 7:53pm
nasska

Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital,
is examining patients to see if they’re cured and ready to
re-enter society.

“So, Mr. Ure,” the doctor says to one of his patients,
“I see by your chart that you’ve been recommended for
dismissal. Do you have any idea what you might do once
you’re released?”

The patient thinks for a moment, then replies,
“Well, I went to varsity & studied political science. That’s still
a good field, good money there.

“But on the other hand, I thought I might go back to university
and study social revolution, which I’ve grown interested in lately,
or maybe comercialise a news aggregation website I’ve designed.”

Dr. Leroy nods and says, “Yes, those all sound like intriguing
possibilities.”

The patient replies, “And the best part is, in my spare time, I
can continue being a teapot and post inane comments on Kiwiblog.”
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October 29, 2011 8:00pm
Viking2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU-IBF8nwSY&feature=player_embedded#!
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October 29, 2011 8:04pm
Pauleastbay

Good job Qantas, union scum,
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October 29, 2011 8:09pm
alex Masterley

That will put the cat amongst the pigeons accros the ditch.
After all, Quantas doesn’t have to fly!
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October 29, 2011 8:13pm
Pauleastbay

Alex
I bet the ginga gets involved now
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October 29, 2011 8:14pm
Steve

Not a joke nasska
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October 29, 2011 8:15pm
side show bob

You could be closer to the truth then you believe nasska. What I don’t understand is why phil doesn’t get a job in one of the many liberal rags that infest the country, or start his own. It’s easy hitting out at everything but it’s a different matter when it’s your butt on the line. I guess he’s never had the courage to really give life ago, much easier to blame the world.

DavidC, looks like Qantas are going for broke but in the end it will be the public of Aussie who judge whose right or wrong in the issue. I think the unions might be in for a shock.
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October 29, 2011 8:18pm
alex Masterley

Paul,
Thats a dead cert.
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October 29, 2011 8:31pm
nasska

side show bob & Steve

There are those who stand up for the gentleman in question but they fail completely to see that the only reason he comments here is to stir shit. A poorly argued left wing viewpoint is hardly likely to win any converts on this blog & his ‘style’ of writing pisses everyone off so the only possible result is a flame war. Some left wing commentators add new & debatable facets to the discussion.

Mr Ure is not one of them..
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October 29, 2011 8:32pm
Steve

That shitbag Phool would not work for a wage because the WELFARE STATE and TAXPAYERS give him money.
Why do I pay TAX for a shitbag?

Now here come the insults from Phool:
Don Brash = dunny brush
Elaycee = laycee
John Key = donkey
etc etc I am not searching for a Phool
Yet Phil Ure complains to DPF and KIWIBLOG about being insulted
What a shitbag

Notice the lack of full stops
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October 29, 2011 8:32pm
DavidC

I think the unions could be in for a huge beating over this.
Cant hurt the anti union lobby on this side of the ditch either in a lead up to the election.

As long as Qantas dont shut up shop and steal my frequent flier points!
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October 29, 2011 8:34pm
Viking2

Talking of Unions.
Today the BOP times runs a story about a much trumpeted milk factory the chionese established here to make ULM. Seems it has now closed. Usual clap trap about markets etc etc, but when you read a bit more seems the Diary Workers Union has been throwing their might around. 38 jobs gone.

Never learn these people.
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October 29, 2011 8:37pm
Scott Chris

Story About Lefty Conservatives:

Guy’s walking down the road, sees two council labourers working in a nearby field.

The first is digging holes while the second is filling them up. Puzzled by this, the guy walks over and asks them what they’re doing.

“We’re a post-hole crew,” the first labourer replies.

“But what about the posts?” asks the guy

“Well duh,” says the second labourer, “we’re a three man crew. Bob digs the holes, Charlie puts the posts in and I fill the holes, but Charlie’s off sick today.”
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October 29, 2011 8:43pm
DavidC

Qantas employs 32,000 and has turnover on $13 bil.. Ms Gillard aint gonna let those planes be on the ground for too long!
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October 29, 2011 8:46pm
Viking2

SUV’s.

http://screencast.com/t/nRi3agoNi
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October 29, 2011 8:48pm
nasska

This bloke’s son was celebrating his 16th birthday so as a treat he took him to a brothel.

As they walked out he said, “Did you enjoy that son?”

The son replied, “Yeah, can I have a go next time?”
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October 29, 2011 8:48pm
Viking2

And the CEO just got a 3 million bonus.
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October 29, 2011 8:51pm
Viking2

Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Twink. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
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October 29, 2011 8:52pm
Viking2

My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of Beehive matches his little face lit up when he tried to walk.. Unfortunately, I had forgotten to remove the sandpaper from the bottom of his cage.
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October 29, 2011 8:53pm
Viking2

Got myself a new Jack Russell puppy, he’s mainly black and brown with a small white patch, so I’ve named him Auckland.
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October 29, 2011 8:54pm
Viking2

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen, ‘what do you feel like for dinner my love …… chicken, beef or lamb?’ I said, ‘ chicken please’ She replied,
‘You’re having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat!’
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October 29, 2011 8:54pm
reid

I woke up this morning with a huge correction.

Is this why phil isn’t here right now, V2?
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October 29, 2011 8:54pm
Viking2

I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, the ungrateful bastards.
All I said was, ‘hurry up for Christ’s sake ………… some of us have got homes to go to!’
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October 29, 2011 8:55pm
Viking2

How the hell would I know reid?
Probably needs some correcting fluid to soften it up a bit now.
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October 29, 2011 8:57pm
nasska

Little Red Riding hood is re-visiting the crime scene, where the Big Bad Wolf raped her. The FBI agent asks her, to walk through the crime scene, and explain what happened, if she can go through with it.
“All right then.” says Little Red Riding Hood, as she ducks under the Police Investigation tape, that cordoned off a sizeable area of the forest.
“Here is where he pushed me off my bike!” she points to the red bicycle with a buckled wheel.
“That’s terrible” says the agent.
“And he ripped off all my clothes here.” she covers her face as she stands in an area, where her bra, thongs, skirts, blouse are all torn to pieces, and scattered on the ground.
“And he raped me here.” she starts crying.
“That’s okay, sweetheart. He’s gone now, don’t worry.” says the agent as he walks her along. They get a bit further down, and the scene changes into something resembling to a disaster movie. Bushes pulled out from the ground, trees are broken in half.
“Jesus wept! What the hell happened here?” asks the agent.
“This is where he found out I had AIDS.”
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October 29, 2011 8:57pm
Viking2

Women should be like golf caddies, either holding your balls or getting your bloody tee ready!
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October 29, 2011 8:57pm
Viking2

Peter Reith raps Tony Abbott over Qantas row as Julia Gillard urged not to intervene in dispute

by: Dennis Shanahan, Political editor
From: The Australian
October 29, 2011 12:00AM

HOWARD government minister Peter Reith has attacked Tony Abbott for suggesting that Julia Gillard intervene in the worsening Qantas dispute, declaring it would set back industrial relations policy 30 years.

The increasingly bitter and damaging pay dispute, which is disrupting Qantas flights around Australia and threatening the airline’s business, has led to numerous calls for the government to intervene and save Qantas.
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October 29, 2011 9:02pm
bereal

philu will never ever get a job.
he can’t now, he is institutionalised as they say.
he has been a cocky smart arsed bludger for so many years that now he knows
no other way.
He has even managed to convince himself that he is following an honourable path as
the mouthpiece and advocate for all the bludging losers and has cunningly aligned himself with the
genguine citizens disenfranchised through no fault of their own as a way to give himself some credibility.
He actually refers to ‘us’ when talking about the low paid in our society.
And “we” will come good when Wall St. falls and the fat cats are forced to give him some money.
He is absolutely, totally gone. Never to reenter normal productive society.
He has nil self awareness.
He couldn’t change now even if he wanted to, which he doesn’t.

Where have i got that wrong philu ?

……………….eh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! contd……………….whor….
,,,,,,meh…….. Duh……….
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October 29, 2011 9:03pm
Steve

Stolen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Np9qBQnEM&feature=player_embedded#!

WhaleOil privided
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October 29, 2011 9:04pm
side show bob

Not as silly as you think Scott. Some ten or so years ago we were erecting a new boundary fence on the roadside when a new employee pulled up in a local stock and station ute. The young guy got out and proceed to be as friendly as possible. Asking if there would be anything we required . I said I wanted some post holes. He said don’t be silly you already have them, we had already dug them with the post hole borer. No these are the wrong size I replied, these are way to small, we need bigger ones, we need at least 50 of the next size up. Apparently the order went through to head office, I’ve heard they are still laughing.
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October 29, 2011 9:05pm
nasska

Dear Sir,

We are glad to inform you that your test results came back &
the red rash around your penis was not cancer.
It was in fact lipstick….
We sincerely apologise for the amputation…
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October 29, 2011 9:06pm
Griff

Viking2 (5,406)
October 29th, 2011 at 8:54 pm

U should have called him beach
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October 29, 2011 9:09pm
philu

“..Don Brash = dunny brush..”

no no..dunne is dunny-brush..

..don is ‘bubbles’-brash..that’s ‘cos of those great big housing and credit-bubbles he blew/built/nurtured/encouraged….

remember ..?..in his mindless apeing of that alan greenspan in america..?

..that guy who built the american housing/credit-bubbles..

..y’know..!..the ones that got us into the crap we are currently in..

..i often wonder…does brash ever look upon his work/mistakes…and go ‘oops..!’..?

d’yareckon..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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October 29, 2011 9:18pm
reid

Whereas discussing the detail of any particular Brash proposal is where, phil?

…

???

I thought you had a masters.

???

???
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October 29, 2011 9:25pm
RightNow

Viking2 – Qantas isn’t playing ball. They’ll shut themselves down rather than pander to the union demands.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-troubles/5876212/Qantas-grounds-all-flights

Could be the last nail in Gillard’s coffin
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October 29, 2011 9:39pm
Viking2

They have but she has the Law on her side with this if she choses to use it..
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October 29, 2011 9:44pm
RightNow

Abbot suggested she use it yesterday. Her track record would suggest she’ll fuck this well up.
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October 29, 2011 9:56pm
reid

Sick of tacky reality shows with egotistic wannabes? Tired of formulaic talent contests for shameless show-offs? If you feel the prime time schedules are packed with lowest common denominator viewing, you are not alone.

Chinese officials share your pain and have ordered a curb on popular entertainment shows. Out go sexy dating shows and lurid programmes on crime. In come art appreciation, astronomy and weekly “morality building shows”.

Wouldn’t it be great if Key announced they planned to emulate this policy. Good old commies. They certainly know how to get things done, don’t they.
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October 29, 2011 10:19pm
philu

“…Whereas discussing the detail of any particular Brash proposal is where, phil?..”

well given he gave us a pile of stream of conciousness aspirational nothings rubbish..

..it’s hard to single anything out..

it was just feelgood gobbledygook..

…and i can’t help it..whenever i see him..all i can think of is ‘bubbles’…

..and i watch still with amazement when he pops up offering po-faced exhortations of even more of the same…

..everything he preached for all that time..has got us into the hole we are currently in..

..the kindest thing you can say about the man is that he is a buffoon…

..i would prefer stronger language..

..(seeing as you asked..eh..?..)

(i am listening to ‘bang a gong’ by t-rex..mmm!!!)

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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October 29, 2011 10:20pm
reid

So in short phil, the detail of any particular Brash proposal is nowhere. Is that about right re: where it’s at in general terms on your planet? Don’t bother correcting me if not. I don’t really care, to be quite honest.

Just acknowledging the ping. As it were.
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October 29, 2011 10:24pm
philu

now dixie chicken by little feat..

..tasty..even for a vegan..

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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October 29, 2011 10:25pm
philu

no reid..i’m afraid it’s bye bye bubbles…

..and as for old ‘i hate gays’ whatshisname..?

..eh..?

..why bother even thinking about it..?

..we shouldn’t just waste brainpower like that..

..in these troubled times..

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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October 29, 2011 10:28pm
philu

face it reid..the guy’s got so much baggage..he needs a wheeled trolley…

tom jones doing ‘think’..fuck he’s good..with jools holland…

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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October 29, 2011 10:38pm
bereal

hi philu
checkout my comment re yourself at 9.03
what do you think ?
on the money baby ?
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October 29, 2011 10:38pm
reid

Who hates gays, phil?

what do you think ?

My experience Bereal, thinking rarely features in phil’s calculations. Ask him what he feels.
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October 29, 2011 10:39pm
philu

al wilson…la la peace song…

..albert king..born under a bad sign…

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October 29, 2011 10:49pm
bereal

reid
i can guess……. philu had his experience of gays when he was someones protegee in the boob
(HM Prison) of course he would have been at the bottom of the pecking order. (get it philu, bottom)
i wouldn’t be suprised if he was converted then.
Could explain a lot about him.
On the money again philu ?
How do you feel about that baby ?
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October 29, 2011 10:53pm
philu

pet hates..alec bathgate…

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October 29, 2011 10:55pm
bereal

judging by his last few posts poor old philu went off the air a couple of hours ago.
he appears to be in a dopehead coma.
well he will be feeling no pain. Poor dear.
Got to escape reality somehow eh philu ?
Your reality doesn’t bear thinking about does it pet ?
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October 29, 2011 11:05pm
philu

holy roller novocaine..kings of leon…

..celluloid heros..kinks..

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October 29, 2011 11:06pm
bereal

one last thing for you to conjure with philu
have you got any goals, ambitions, plans for the future ? Didn’t think so baby.
i guess your content to soldier on in a drug induced coma, supported by, and bludging off
your countrymen. refining your skills as a smart arse nonce.
Dreaming of what could have been.
Revelling in the memory of when some loser called miky havok gave you a stroke.
On the money again, arn’t i baby?
How sad.
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October 29, 2011 11:17pm
philu

desperado…langley schools music project…

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October 29, 2011 11:17pm
philu

i ‘don’t get it…cowboy junkies..

bullet with butterfly wings…smashing pumpkins…

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October 29, 2011 11:21pm
bereal

looks like its just you n me now philu and i gotta go.
Remember to read this again in the morning when you are feeling better.
It’l make you feel good.
remember, you gotta start posting your puke about 9 am and go all day again.
it’s hard yakka for you baby.
G’nite.
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October 29, 2011 11:30pm
philu

buddy…snapper…

gentleman from windy city…son seals..

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October 29, 2011 11:32pm
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philu

With supposedly educated adults behaving like you do I suspect we will never see pot decriminalised in NZ. A drunk person acting like you have would not be tolerated on a blog – bugger off!
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October 29, 2011 11:40pm
philu

take me…i’m yours….squeeze…

respect yourself..the staple sisters..

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October 29, 2011 11:40pm
philu

watching those re-runs of greys anatomy there..eh burt..?

..the music too loud..?

call noise control..

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October 29, 2011 11:42pm
philu

don’t know why…stephen…

boogie on reggae woman..stevie wonder..

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October 29, 2011 11:47pm
philu

yesterme..yesteryou…yesterday…stevie wonder..

no fun…the stooges…

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October 29, 2011 11:54pm
philu

dialling a prayer..straightjacket fits…

beatnik…the clean..

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October 30, 2011 12:01am
philu

saskatchewan…superette…

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October 30, 2011 12:05am
philu

children of the revolution…t-rex..

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October 30, 2011 12:09am
philu

caught inbetween..micah p hinson and the gospel of progress..

..if you tolerate this your children will be next…manic street preachers..

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October 30, 2011 12:17am
philu

motorcycle madness…manic street preachers…

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October 30, 2011 12:22am
philu

pyromaniac…the verlaines..

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October 30, 2011 12:27am
philu

the golden path…chemical brothers…

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October 30, 2011 12:33am
philu

sexbomb…mousse t & tom jones….

judy is a punk..the ramones…

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October 30, 2011 12:37am
philu

chimes of freedom..the byrds..

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October 30, 2011 12:43am
philu

beautiful haze…sjd..

(isn’t it wonderful how music tames/silences the savage beast…)

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October 30, 2011 12:46am
philu

tower of song…marianne faithful…

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October 30, 2011 12:51am
philu

when i grow up…michelle shocked…

beds are burning…midnight oil…

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October 30, 2011 12:56am
philu

amy winehouse…back to black…

dandy warhols..you were the last high..

darcy clay..jesus i was evil…

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October 30, 2011 1:10am
philu

foo fighters..the best of you…

and on that note…

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October 30, 2011 1:17am
philu

hang on…

sail on sailor…beach boys..

just to ease it down a bit..

desmond dekker..the israelites…

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October 30, 2011 1:22am
philu

john hiatt..have a little faith in me…

leonard cohen..the partisan..

(bring our troops home from afghanistan…eh..?..)

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October 30, 2011 1:30am
philu

men of good fortune…lou reed..

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October 30, 2011 1:38am
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neil young…he was the king..

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