General Debate 2 September 2011

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Peter

Last video of Happy Feet….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quwebVjAEJA

Wait for it…wait for it…..
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September 2, 2011 8:02am
metcalph

Hagar’s next work will be about Gambling in the Casino.
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September 2, 2011 8:08am
Scott Chris

Juror Caught Trying To Friend Sexy Defendant:

http://digitallife.today.com/_news/2011/08/29/7515429-juror-caught-trying-to-friend-female-defendant

Not for the first time:

http://digitallife.today.com/_news/2011/06/14/6858379-juror-found-guilty-of-facebook-friendship-contempt
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September 2, 2011 8:09am
iMP

Defining the Hollow World…

CIA = Satan.
Kiwi SAS soldier accidentally brushes Navy Seal while on operations under fire.
NZ Defense a scandal
Liberal conspiracy minds explode.
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September 2, 2011 8:21am
Scott Chris

George Clooney Rules Out Future Presidential Bid:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8734442/George-Clooney-rules-out-future-Presidential-bid.html

Perhaps he has his eye on the UN Secretary Generalship.
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September 2, 2011 8:23am
Rick Rowling

Another election. Another Hagar book with sources that are perfect in every way except being verifiable.

*sigh
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September 2, 2011 8:28am
Murray

Academically Hager belongs to a particular school of evidental evaluation process and conclusions known as MSU.
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September 2, 2011 8:30am
slightlyrighty

The problem with Hager, and other conspiracy theorists, is that any evidence that will disprove their position on the issue in question can only be obtained from the organisation that the theorist believes is lying through their teeth in the first place.
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September 2, 2011 8:41am
Elaycee

I see that Hager’s latest work of fiction has been rubbished again – this time by someone who would know about the SAS deployment in Afghanistan – none other than Sir Jerry Mateparae himself.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/5551661/Governor-General-attacks-Hager-book-claims
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September 2, 2011 9:04am
wreck1080

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/5553124/Kids-victims-of-brown-underclass

Whats new?

Lefties Answer: Increase taxes , redistribute more money for dpb/dole etc to the ‘underclass’ (white people too).

Result: Explosion of child births to get child benefits for the parents to buy drugs and alcohol, drug abuse & resultant crime, , gambling, and more will take up social welfare as a career choice making the problem even more massive such that the system eventually breaks.

You have to ask why people have kids when they know they cannot afford them too.

In this county, you have to be mega rich, or mega poor. Anywhere in the middle and you get hammered.
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September 2, 2011 9:05am
adze

Keith Locke disappointed by uncritically buying into Hager’s allegations, despite both NZDF and even a NatRadio reporter denying the claims about the Bamiyan base.

Is paranoia a green thing?
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September 2, 2011 9:06am
mikenmild

It will be interesting to see exactly what evidence Hager presents in his book – he does have a track record of pretty careful research.
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September 2, 2011 9:09am
lofty

So what if the Kiwis are assisting intelligence matters from within their base?????

The key to war is to win at all costs.

Nice to have peace, true, the more the better, but when the call for troops to armour up comes, only 1 rule prevails, win at all costs.

No use going to war to lose is it?

Kill or be killed, use all available weapons to destroy the enemy.
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September 2, 2011 9:20am
Pete George

Something more important than politics: NARK the Non-Violent Code of Silence

Tomorrow at the Stop Child Abuse memorial in Dunedin I’m going to speak about the unspoken problem – men’s non-violent code of silence.

Non-violent men are at least as a big a part of the problem as violent men, through their complicity of silent approval.

Cherie Kurarangi Sweeney has spoken up with the NARK campaign, and she is getting a lot of support – mostly from women.

Non-violent men need to NARK too, more than anyone.
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September 2, 2011 9:29am
Rodders

adze says “Is paranoia a green thing?”

We must be due for toad’s comment gloating about the Green’s recent poll results and attacking Goff.
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September 2, 2011 9:52am
redeye

From the Herald Sun:

SENIOR Government figures say Julia Gillard has “lost her authority” and have urged her to weigh up whether it’s in Labor’s best interests for her to stay on as PM.

In an extraordinary turn of events, Labor figures who backed Ms Gillard when she replaced Kevin Rudd as Prime Minister just 14 months ago are now floating a plan that could see Mr Rudd return to the leadership, with Stephen Smith as his deputy and Treasurer.

“This is about authority and whether she can assert her authority, because she hasn’t got it now,” one senior figure said yesterday.

More than 14,000 Herald Sun readers yesterday said Ms Gillard should resign, when asked in a poll.

Just 1318 said she should stay as PM.

Hilarious stuff – Goff in drag
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September 2, 2011 10:01am
lofty

God I love being a self employed rich prick.

I shall take a 1/2 day today get the boat out and go fishing for the avo…luverly
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September 2, 2011 11:59am
Elaycee

@lofty – fishing sounds good. Best part: who cares if you catch anything? The fish are just a bonus. 🙂
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September 2, 2011 12:01pm
RightNow

An animated summary of the woes facing Australia’s Labor government:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B24d4rl4_I&feature=player_embedded
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September 2, 2011 12:09pm
Viking2

adze (714) Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:06 am

Keith Locke disappointed by uncritically buying into Hager’s allegations, despite both NZDF and even a NatRadio reporter denying the claims about the Bamiyan base.

Is paranoia a green thing?

No its a communist thing. Must be cause the likes of Hager never attack that camp.
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September 2, 2011 12:42pm
Inventory2

Quite so Elaycee; the worst afternoon fishing is better than the best afternoon at work!
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September 2, 2011 1:06pm
Murray

Hager does not have a good record of research, he has a record of making shit up.

His extremist and paranoid conclusions are the result of his delusion agenda, not the evidence.
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September 2, 2011 1:21pm
immigant

So I take it it’s not a book worth reading. LOL
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September 2, 2011 1:32pm
Inventory2

What an absolute outrage

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/5555711/Comedian-discharged-over-sex-act-on-daughter#share

The only good thing is that pretty much everyone knows who he is, and he will never work in New Zealand again, or stand for Parliament as a joke.
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September 2, 2011 2:17pm
plebe

Its a Friday drinking joke
Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Best Bitter. Barman asks, “What’s wrong with the Bitter?” Bloke says, “I had 12 pints of it last night and when I came round I was f–king skint.”
Barman says, ” 12 pints of anything in here costs about the same.”
Bloke replies, “Skint is my dog.”
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September 2, 2011 2:50pm
Rat

Anyone else find the John Key most preferred babysitter, just a wee bit creepy ?
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September 2, 2011 3:02pm
Pete George

the worst afternoon fishing is better than the best afternoon at work!

I don’t agree. The last day I went fishing was 12 km off Moeraki too soon after a southerly storm.
I guess the fish benefited from my breakfast. And every other mg and ml wrung from my guts.
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September 2, 2011 3:16pm
TimG_Oz

Geoffrey Palmer’s report on the Gaza flotilla from last year is out.

On first glance (from the news article) looks fairly even-handed, however I am sure that each side will be claiming bias. That said, whilst criticised, there are no recommendations that the violent activists be called to account.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4116884,00.html#.TmBNyNGdifc.facebook

Full report here: http://go.ynet.co.il/pic/news/Palmer-Committee-Final-report.pdf
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September 2, 2011 4:06pm
KH

……..TimG-Oz at 4.06pm
“violent activists” ? I guess you mean the murderous Israeli Government and it’s IDF.
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September 2, 2011 4:15pm
TimG_Oz

KH. Ah sorry, looks like you subscribe to the notion that they were all sitting hugging on the decks of the boats singing “Kumbaya”, and that the cargo didn’t consist of Defunct machinery, out of date medicine, and belligerent jihadists.
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September 2, 2011 4:20pm
Scott Chris

KH – Ozzy Tim is referring to the heartless food wielding peaceniks who abseiled up to an Israeli helicopter and attacked it whilst it was innocently hovering over them.
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September 2, 2011 4:30pm
Dark Knight

What does everyone think of Mitt Romney’s oratory skills?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDUELklbY6M

Compare this to Perry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M-2AnOC43o
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September 2, 2011 4:42pm
wreck1080

Rugby world cup FRAUD!!!

The fanfare over the arrival in NZ of the web ellis trophy today is the biggest joke I’ve heard.

These mugs at the IRB have been telling nz there are 2 trophies and that both are genuine….so, why the fuss today?

Because a fake has been touring nz.

Today, the original cup made back in the early 1900’s has arrived .

It is insulting the irb tried to placate new zealand people telling them both cups are equal. Clearly they are not. One is fake, one is not.
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September 2, 2011 5:14pm
pdm

Inv – 2.17pm.

I hope the prosecution are appealing this.

As one of those who don’t know who this pig is he should be named so people who don’t know about him don’t pay good money to go to any show he is in. Or can change channels if he turns up on TV.
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September 2, 2011 5:19pm
Viking2

Prostate check-up…
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, “I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ’99’.

The old guy obeys and says,”99”. The doctor says, “Great”. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99”. Again, the old guy says, ’99’.”

The doctor said, “Very good”. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, ’99’.

The old guy begins, “One … Two … Three” ….
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September 2, 2011 6:21pm
Lazybum

7 dayds to go to the WC, yay.
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September 2, 2011 6:24pm
Viking2

Got your blood pressure pills handy.

Viking,
hope you have all taken your blood pressure tablets, but just read on Trademe community noticeboard that it was in the news yesterday that the 3 women are looking to seek compensation, what for I don’t know? Harassment I suppose 😀

Yep, that’s those three that HNZ sought to turf outa our houses and yesterday reneged on the Court judgment and allowed them to stay.

Fucking spineless Nats.
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September 2, 2011 6:50pm
reid

As I understand V2 the argument is the point had to be made we have a right to kick bad tenants out of the homes we provide them and apparently it cost us a mil to establish that once and for all.

Isn’t justice wonderful?

But now, we can actually do it for real, next time. Next time, we’re not pretending.

Apparently, the tenants have changed their ways and have eschewed the “fucking arsehole” school of thought in favour of kinder, more considerate ways.

Let’s hope nothing untoward happens, from now on.

This however I think was a political call. Someone in power determined this [throwing poor families out on the street even when they thoroughly deserved it and had cost a mil already…] would be a bad look on the eve of the RWC so lets just make it go away, bed it down.

I wonder who that was?
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September 2, 2011 6:59pm
nasska

Very good replies to bad pick-up lines

Man : “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman : “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

Man : “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman : “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

Man : “Is this seat empty?”
Woman : “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

Man : “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Woman : “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

Man : “Your place or mine?”
Woman : “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

Man : “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman : “It’s in the phone book.”

Man : “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman : “That’s in the phone book too.”

Man : “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman : “I’m a female impersonator.”

Man : “What sign were you born under?”
Woman : “No Parking.”

Man : “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman : “Do not Enter”

Man : “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman : “Unfertilized”

Man : “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman : “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”

Man : “I’m here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy.”
Woman : “You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”

Man : “I know how to please a Woman :.”
Woman : “Then please leave me alone.”

Man : “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman : “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

Man : “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
Woman : “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”

Man : “Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Woman : “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species..”

Man : “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman : “Sorry, there are no services today.”

Man : “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman : “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

Man : “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
Woman : “Yes, but would you stay there?
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September 2, 2011 7:00pm
tristanb

Inv2: The only good thing is that pretty much everyone knows who he is, and he will never work in New Zealand again, or stand for Parliament as a joke.

I wouldn’t be so sure, I remember a similar case with another entertainer.

On an unrelated note, have you seen the line-up of musicians for the RWC?
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September 2, 2011 7:06pm
Pauleastbay

Paddy: Do you ever look at your wife’s face when you’re making love?

Seamus: Sure, I did once and all I saw was this look of anger.

Paddy: Why a look of anger Seamus.?

Seamus: Well, she was looking through the window ya see.
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September 2, 2011 7:52pm
nasska

Steve Davis, the world champion snooker player, got married and it was the first night of his honeymoon.
His beautiful wife lay spread across the bed wearing only a scanty silken black nightdress.
Presently Steve came out of the bathroom totally naked with a long stiff erection and walked slowly to the foot of the bed. He didn’t utter a sound but simply stood there looking at her and chalking the end of his erect penis.
This went on for over ten minutes, the only movement being the slow rhythmic chalking of the tip of his penis and the movement of his head from side to side as he stared at her lying on the bed. Eventually, moist with excitement and shaking with anticipation she tore off her night dress and slowly spread her legs wide open waiting for him to take her.
Steve simply raised his eyebrows, cocked his head to the side and continued to slowly stroke the soft chalk across the glistening, throbbing penis as he stared intensely at the pleasures he saw between her outspread legs. It was too much for her to stand, writhing in an agony of expectation and frustration she screamed out, “For God’s sake what are you waiting for?”
Steve gently stroked the chalk across his throbbing penis, blew the loose chalk off its end, smiled and looking even more closely between her smooth thighs quietly told her,
“I’m trying to decide whether to go for the tight brown or the easy pink.”
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September 2, 2011 8:00pm
Steve

Then she said ‘foul, timewasting, 7 away, next please’
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September 2, 2011 8:06pm
nasska

Roger had set a double date for himself and his friend Troy. Roger said,
“Troy, I’ll give you first choice. Let me tell you what they’re like.”

“Okay,” said his buddy.

“Sam has kind of a dumpy figure. She’s short on looks,
but she gives an incredible blow-job.

Suzie is pretty and has a perfect pair of legs, which she
shows off by wearing shoes with very high heels.”

“Say no more,” interrupted Troy. “I’ll go for head over
heels anytime.”
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September 2, 2011 8:17pm
Steve

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10749060&ref=rss

Well that’s the only one reported to the Police today. Offender is the same peaceful native we all know
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September 2, 2011 8:42pm
nasska

Steve

We certainly can’t complain about that being old stale news…….did you see the date -5:30 AM Saturday Sep 3, 2011
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September 2, 2011 8:57pm

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