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September 26, 2011 8:00am by Kokila Patel

General Debate 26 September 2011

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Lee01

Manolo,

The EU must go. It’s experiment in Liberal, multicultural authoritarianism and welfare socialism has been a disaster for European nations.
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September 26, 2011 3:41pm
James Stephenson

The first step must be the default of lazy Greece. Cutting this parasite country loose will assist the EU in dealing with the other laggards: Ireland, Portugal, Spain, and even Italy.

The trouble is, it appears the European vested interests want to somehow have Greece default, but stay within the Euro saddled with its German-friendly too-high-for-Greece interest rates.

Dan Hannan: http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100107054/greece-prepares-to-default-within-the-euro-the-worst-of-all-possible-worlds/
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September 26, 2011 3:48pm
Manolo

More disgraceful behaviour from weak-as-piss Labour lite. The pandering to the racists continues:

Maori Affairs Minister Dr Pita Sharples and Minister for Communications and Information Technology Steven Joyce today signed off a framework for maximising opportunities for Maori from the roll-out of high-speed broadband.

Nga Pu Waea has developed an annual work plan and budget to maximise the ability of Maori to connect to broadband; to make broadband affordable.

Maximising opportunities? Why the special treatment (and price) to Iwi?
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September 26, 2011 4:08pm
oldlogger

“that one was the most dramatic”

Lee, you just got over telling us that this one was just the tip of the iceberg, now it’s the most dramatic.
C’mon Lee, which is it.

I have someone very close to me who is a devout Christian. She has suffered from depression much of her life. Recently she lost a leg to cancer, and now her marriage has failed. Why would god let that happen Lee?
Surely she shouldn’t have to go to healing meeting to get some help? Doesn’t god deal direct?
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September 26, 2011 4:50pm
MyNameIsJack

Lee01 (932) Says:

September 26th, 2011 at 3:39 pm
“However, to claim this occoured here at a healing meeting, and yet there be no reports, no reaction from the persons GP/specialist is simply ridiculous.”

I have seen a number of miracles like this. That one was the most dramatic, but I have seen some pretty amazing things. You forget that families do not always want publicity, or their children turned into media freaks.

One more lie for Jesus from Lee01.
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September 26, 2011 4:55pm
MyNameIsJack

Doesn’t god deal direct?

Not all. The pope, Benny Hinn, Creflo A Dollar Jr, etc, must all get their chance to clip the ticket.

Xtianity is a giant ponzi scheme.
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September 26, 2011 4:57pm
Don the Kiwi

Have to grin at everyone having a go at Lee01 for claiming a miraculous cure. Now I cannot comment on the veracity or otherwise of the particular miracle that Lee01 refers to, however, miracles do happen, and there is documented evidence for them.
I can only refer to the miracles that happen in the Catholic Churh because I am Catholic and proud of it, but that does not infer that miracles don’t occur elsewhere – The Holy Spirit blows where he wills. There is a priest named Fr. John Ray who has been the channel for a miracle cure in Hamilton several years ago, involving a 10? y/o boy who was a violinist (I think) who had his hand badly mangled in a motor accident; the medical prognosis was that his hand would be useless. Fr. Ray visited the boy and prayed over him, along with prayers from the family and friends. Within a day or so, with no medical intervention, the boys hand was fixed, and now contiunes to play the violin – there is the medical evedience to support this miracle. I understand the Waikato Times did an article on it several years ago.

I could go on – but I will quote two other occasions. When the Pope and the Vatican body declare a person who has died, and Canonises them as a Saint – that is, that the persons life is held up as one whose holiness and virtue is confirmed – there has to be two formally documented – medically etc. with very tight parameters – for the canonisation to proceed.

The other – some may recall the Aussie TV news personality, Mike Willesee. Go onto Youtube and type in his name and miracles – Mike Willesee – miracles. There are actual films of miracles occurring. Now I know the non believers will scoff at this, but ther you go – even if you provide evidence, the faithless will still not accept them.
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September 26, 2011 4:58pm
MyNameIsJack

Jesusonalollipop stick Don, you’re as bad, nay worse, than Lee01. He just makes shit up and has no evidence.

You claim to have evidence but it’s all “10? y/o boy”, “I think”, but no hard proof. Where are the details? Which Church? Which boy? Show us the medical evidence. Where is the cutting from the Waikato Times?

Xtians just can’t help making shit up.

Mike Willesee? Jesusonarollerboard – he’s been conned and done over so mnay fucking times.
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September 26, 2011 5:03pm
mikenmild

My constant prayers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster ensure that Pak’n Save always maintains a stock of pasta. It is surely a miracle, and the proof is right there in front of every shopper, but so many simply refuse to believe.
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September 26, 2011 5:09pm
Scott Chris

“Doesn’t god deal direct?”

Yes, if you’re a pan-theist. As self-aware components of God, any human intervention is God’s work, good or bad.

There is no *magical* intervention however, as magic disobeys the laws of physics, one of pantheism’s fundamental laws.
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September 26, 2011 5:21pm
Don the Kiwi

Scott.

…….as magic disobeys the laws of physics

Substitute “magic” with “miracles”, and you’ve got it in one.
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September 26, 2011 5:42pm
Scott Chris

Don the Kiwi

Sorry Don, still doesn’t work. Miracles defy the laws of physics too.

You’d have to admit, regardless of which religion you belong to: Physics is God’s law. Metaphysics deals with the spirit, not the physical.
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September 26, 2011 5:50pm
oldlogger

I thought the aim of god, and all Christians, was to save as many of our souls as possible. Isn’t that why the faithful send out missionaries to save the great unwashed?

Surely, if one of these miracles, where a hand was reinstated, was filmed under scientific scrutiny and publicly verified, then shown to the world, there would be many, many converts? Possibly myself included. Isn’t that the name of the game, converting non believers?

Why has that never happened? I wonder
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September 26, 2011 6:03pm
MyNameIsJack

Substitute “magic” with “miracles”, and you’ve got it in one.

Any and all claimed miracles can be replicated by a half competent conjuror.

e.g., the “weeping statue”, the “dried blood” that reconstitutes, the “stigmata”. Even the healing of the sick (oops, that’s not magik, it’s medecine).
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September 26, 2011 6:06pm
Lee01

“One more lie for Jesus from Lee01.”

Prove that I’m a liar or prove that your a bullshit artist. If all your going to do is call me a liar everytine I post then prove it. But you cannot. Its just a gutless tactic from a brainless wanker too stupid to mount anything like a serious argument.

Prove there is no God and there are no miracles. If you can’t, then your the liar who is making shit up.
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September 26, 2011 6:19pm
Steve

Seems Lee01 has suckered you all in to his bit of satire.
“I saw a girl with nothing more than a stump at her wrist because her hand had been severed in an accident healed. She got a new hand after prayer at a healing meeting. Thats just one. I have seen many more, and many other things of the spiritual realms besides healing”
Read it again. The ‘stump’ healed not the hand. She got a new hand after prayer. Yep, right after prayer she went to have her new prosthetic hand fitted.
You win Lee01, good on ya
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September 26, 2011 6:27pm
wat dabney

United States taxpayers already have experience of the Green’s plan to throw hundreds of millions of dollars at politically favoured “green” companies:

“Former employees of Solyndra, the shuttered solar company that exhausted half a billion dollars of taxpayer money, said they saw questionable spending by management almost as soon as a federal agency approved a $535 million government-backed loan for the start-up…“After we got the loan guarantee, they were just spending money left and right,” said former Solyndra engineer Lindsey Eastburn. “Because we were doing well, nobody cared. Because of that infusion of money, it made people sloppy.”

http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/Articles/2011/09/22/WP-Solyndra-went-on-a-spending-spree-after-getting-loan.aspx#page1

Read the full horror story of politicians spending your money on their pet projects.

It is guaranteed to be the same in New Zealand if the Greens ever get their hands on your hard-earned income.
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September 26, 2011 6:30pm
mikenmild

Prove there is no Flying Spaghetti Monster and there are no miracles. If you can’t, then your the liar who is making shit up.
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September 26, 2011 6:30pm
Steve

Oh shit, I am now worried about my comment at 6.27.
I think I hear thunder in the distance. The Devil Dodgers are out to get me, just like the ‘Langoliers’ did
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September 26, 2011 6:56pm
MyNameIsJack

Lee01 (938) Says:

September 26th, 2011 at 6:19 pm
“One more lie for Jesus from Lee01.”

Prove that I’m a liar or prove that your a bullshit artist. If all your going to do is call me a liar everytine I post then prove it. But you cannot.

Lee, I do not call you a liar on every post, only the ones where you lie.

You claim to have seen miracles, but cannot show proof, therefore you lied.

You claim you don’t want a theocracy, just a xtian democracy. There is no difference. Therefore you lied.

You claimed that the US constiutional separation of state and religion doesn’t apply to the states. It does. Therefore, you lied.

You claim that miracles are a proof of the gospel. I state that lack of miracles is a disproof. What was your counter? That’s right, another lie.

I CAN prove the non existense of god – it is self evident in his lack of presence.

Or, to put it another way

If you think about it as a rational person, this lack of evidence is startling. There is not one bit of empirical evidence indicating that today’s “God”, nor any other contemporary god, nor any god of the past, exists. In addition we know that:

If we had scientific proof of God’s existence, we would talk about the “science of God” rather than “faith in God”.

If we had scientific proof of God’s existence, the study of God would be a scientific endeavor rather than a theological one.

If we had scientific proof of God’s existence, all religious people would be aligning on the God that had been scientifically proven to exist. Instead there are thousands of gods and religions.

The reason for this lack of evidence is easy for any unbiased observer to see. The reason why there is no empirical evidence for God is because God is imaginary.
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September 26, 2011 6:56pm
Lee01

“You claim to have seen miracles, but cannot show proof, therefore you lied.”

Do you realise how stupid this reasoning is?

“You claim you don’t want a theocracy, just a xtian democracy. There is no difference. Therefore you lied.”

Yes there is a difference. You just don’t understand the meaning of the words your using. Your lying.

“You claimed that the US constiutional separation of state and religion doesn’t apply to the states. It does. Therefore, you lied”

If you actually read the Constitution (I have) you would see the truth. Your lying.

“You claim that miracles are a proof of the gospel. I state that lack of miracles is a disproof. What was your counter ”

You have not proved the lack of miracles, you just stated it. Thats not proof. Thats lying.

“I CAN prove the non existense of god”

No you can’t. Your lying again.

“it is self evident in his lack of presence.”

The only thing self evident here is your lying.
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September 26, 2011 7:02pm
renderer

Prove that I’m a liar or prove that your a bullshit artist. If all your going to do is call me a liar everytine I post then prove it. But you cannot. Its just a gutless tactic from a brainless wanker too stupid to mount anything like a serious argument.

Prove there is no God and there are no miracles. If you can’t, then your the liar who is making shit up.

This does not strike me as CHRISTIAN sentiment Lee01
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September 26, 2011 7:04pm
MyNameIsJack

Lee01 (940) Says:

September 26th, 2011 at 7:02 pm
“You claim to have seen miracles, but cannot show proof, therefore you lied.”

Do you realise how stupid this reasoning is?

It’s your reasoning. You are the one making extraordinary claims and then running when asked for proof. There is no proof because there was no miracle. You Lied.

“You claim you don’t want a theocracy, just a xtian democracy. There is no difference. Therefore you lied.”

Yes there is a difference. You just don’t understand the meaning of the words your using. Your lying.

Ah yes, the typical xtian response, aways attempting to redefine words to hide the lie. You want a government dominated by xtians, eg a dominionist government, that would deny rights to non xtians, ego you want a theocracy. Stop wriggling and own your beliefs.

“You claimed that the US constiutional separation of state and religion doesn’t apply to the states. It does. Therefore, you lied”

If you actually read the Constitution (I have) you would see the truth. Your lying.

Have you read, as I suggested above, Gitlow v New York? If so, you will know the lie is yours; if not, it simply proves that as a xtian you ignore evidence contrary to your beliefs.

“You claim that miracles are a proof of the gospel. I state that lack of miracles is a disproof. What was your counter ”

You have not proved the lack of miracles, you just stated it. Thats not proof. Thats lying.

Every miracle that has been claimed can be repeated by a conjuror, except for the cases where either a) medical intervention was involved or b) the claimed miracle cure was of an illness that can spontaneously heal. I have asked you a number of times for documentary proof of the miracles you claim to have seen, you decline each time with dumber and dumber excuses. I guess you’re just covering up your lies.

“I CAN prove the non existense of god”

No you can’t. Your lying again.

Nope, I DID disprove the existence of god.

“it is self evident in his lack of presence.”

You’re just too blind to see.
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September 26, 2011 7:11pm
reid

Potential future in Greece:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/8786547/The-Greek-tragedy-no-money-no-hope.html
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September 26, 2011 7:14pm
reid

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/8786565/War-of-words-over-global-warming-as-Nobel-laureate-resigns-in-protest.html

Another man of principle makes a stand.

The society, which has 48,000 members, has adopted a policy statement which states: “The evidence is incontrovertible: global warming is occurring.”

But Prof Giaever, who shared the 1973 Nobel award for physics, told The Sunday Telegraph. “Incontrovertible is not a scientific word. Nothing is incontrovertible in science.”

The US-based Norwegian physicist, who is the chief technology officer at Applied Biophysics Inc and a retired academic at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, the oldest technological university in the English-speaking world, added: “Global warming has become the new religion.”

See, this is what alarmists don’t seem to get. It is treated as a religion. It’s a straight out propaganda campaign with labels like “deniers.” It is. But they don’t, won’t or can’t see it.
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September 26, 2011 7:24pm
reid

A little bit more on Blair. A man worth keeping an eye on.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/8787053/Tony-Blairs-Byzantine-world-of-advisers-and-lucrative-deals.html
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September 26, 2011 7:34pm
Griff

American Physical Society 48,000 members and one old fogey is the only one to resign. The man is in his eighties FFS.
The chances in a nut job per 48000 would be high let alone add senile dementia to the risk. He had repeatedly tried to get them to change their standpoint and each time the society stance was more positive of global warming. Old fool !
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September 26, 2011 7:43pm
nasska

One Star Hangover (Part 1 of 6)

No pain. no real feeling of illness. You slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you.

You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka and Red Bulls.

However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as parched as the Sahara.

Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a bag of fries.

To be continued…….
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September 26, 2011 8:00pm
Mick Mac

Lee
Saw this tonight and thought of you and MNIJ

How do you see God?
God gave this blessing to Moses for the priests of Israel to pronounce over the people: “The Lord bless you and keep you; The Lord make His face shine upon you, and be gracious to you; the Lord lift up His countenance upon you, and give you peace” (Number 6:24–26 NKJV). This gives us a biblical picture of who God is. He loves to bless us, keep us, smile on us, listen to us, protect us and give us peace.

Read more: How do you see God? http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=348057#ixzz1Z2W2yfUn
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September 26, 2011 8:03pm
Mick Mac

Lee
if you put a before some text, then after (without the gaps) then the text becomes italic.
It makes reading your replies easier, as i can see the words you’re replying to better 🙂
Just saying (from a squinty old man)…
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September 26, 2011 8:06pm
nasska

An Australian or NZ fairytale….

Once upon a time there lived a stately handsome Prince.
One gorgeous sunny day his servants saddled his best white horse for him, and he rode across the country to the castle where a very beautiful Princess lived.
The Prince entered the castle, knelt in front of the Princess, kissed her hand and spoke;
“Beautiful Princess, will you marry me?”

The Princess said no, and so the prince lived happily ever after and he went hunting and fishing every weekend and every night he was in the pub till stumps with his mates and he’d play golf all afternoon and rooted any girl that crossed his path and also the neighbour’s wife and the neighbour’s daughters and he went to the footy and the cricket and ate pizza and drank beer and left the toilet seat up all the time and he watched golf and dirty videos and surfed internet pornsites while he farted and burped and scratched his balls and drank more beer….
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September 26, 2011 8:16pm
Mick Mac

oldlogger (5) Says:
September 26th, 2011 at 6:03 pm

Good points, Yep you’re right.
why?

I don’t know.
But if God did miracles to get us to give the allegiance of our heart to him, it wouldn’t be our free will and our allegiance is then based on Him doing miracles.

Forgetting Adam gave away His dominion and Jesus undid Satan’s works. (you have to assume a different dimensional world [than the physical] co-existing with it 🙂

The truth is, the cross is offensive to the extreme and so is Jesus/Yeshua because of it, to hard or prideful hearts.

At the end of the day, the Christian message is that. For God so loved the world, He sent His only son…

Do you know what dying intestate means, well it’s the same thing, it’s too late to change your mind then.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+20%3A9-19&version=NIV
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September 26, 2011 8:18pm
Mick Mac

MyNameIsJack (2,273) Says:
September 26th, 2011 at 4:57 pm

Churchianity not Christianity.
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September 26, 2011 8:21pm
Scott Chris

Tame Iti was in Paremoremo, and he didn’t know anyone who would spade up his kumara garden.

So he wrote to his mate Hone “For fucks sake, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried the GUNS!”

At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen cops showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn’t find any guns.

Confused, Hone wrote to his Tame telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.

Tame’s reply was: “Just plant the fuckin kumara.”
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September 26, 2011 8:31pm
Mick Mac

Nice one Scott
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September 26, 2011 8:39pm
Scott Chris

John Banks was flustered not being able to find a parking space near his favourite bar and brothel, so he decided to ask God to help.

“Lord,”he prayed,”I can’t stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I’ll be a decent politician, and I promise to support Don in decriminalizing those stupid drug laws”

Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, John Banks said,”Never mind, I found one.”
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September 26, 2011 8:40pm
nasska

During a visit to the mental asylum, Trevor Mallard asked the Head Psychiatrist…..
“How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?”

“Well,” said the Psychiatrist, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said Trevor. “A normal person would use the
bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No.” said the Doctor, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
a bed near the window?”
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September 26, 2011 8:44pm
reid

The chances in a nut job per 48000 would be high let alone add senile dementia to the risk. He had repeatedly tried to get them to change their standpoint and each time the society stance was more positive of global warming. Old fool !

Perhaps you didn’t notice Griff, he was a Nobel laureate. They don’t normally give those to fools.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100058265/us-physics-professor-global-warming-is-the-greatest-and-most-successful-pseudoscientific-fraud-i-have-seen-in-my-long-life/

This is another guy of similar stature saying almost exactly the same thing.

A wise person would notice these two people with distinguished careers are now uncaring as to whether or not they receive funding for the particular discovery they are hoping to make and a wise person would wonder whether more people might be saying the same thing as these two were it not the case that if you need research funding today in most institutions you simply cannot be a denier. It’s like having an overt racist on the faculty, these days. This despite the fact that science is founded upon disproving the proposition. You should be skeptical of the hypothesis, if you’re a real scientist. But real scientists aren’t allowed to be, these days. Not if they want to practice their science, that is.

A wise person would also notice that and then perhaps that wise person may turn to all the alarmist propaganda and the content and method and techniques it uses and examine those. And a wise person may not think it’s all hunky dory after doing all of that, unless they were particularly thick.
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September 26, 2011 8:44pm
Steve

Here we go again, the bleeding hearts now have another thing to get all warm fuzzy about. A turtle.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/environment/5687692/Rare-turtle-turns-up-in-Auckland-waters
There are more things going on other than Civil Servant Govt employees trying to justify their job.
Chthoniid may have an opinion but where do you stop spending the TAXPAYER’S money on saving something ‘happy’?
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September 26, 2011 8:47pm
MyNameIsJack

W;ow MickMac, using your name to link to worldnutdaily; no wonder you hear voices and belive in fairytales.
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September 26, 2011 8:53pm
Pete George

Kid: “Dad can we go to McDonald’s?”

Dad:”Only if you can spell McDonald’s”.

The kid thought for a minute, then said
“Can we go to KFC?”
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September 26, 2011 8:54pm
Griff

A wise person would notice these two people with distinguished careers
A wise person wold note both are fossils and nether are climatic scientists and still only 2/48000.

I have followed lots of links from U and others and nothing I have yet seen gives me any doubt as to the present scientific consensus. Following links to fringe nut jobs grows wearisome after a while. So does obvious propaganda from the oil lobby.
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September 26, 2011 9:01pm
Scott Chris

The devil visited John Bank’s office and made him an offer.

“I can arrange some things for you.” the devil said. “I’ll increase your income five-fold. Your constituents will love you, your colleagues will respect you. You’ll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife’s soul, your children’s souls, and their children’s souls rot in hell for eternity.”

John Banks thought for a moment. “So what’s the catch?”
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September 26, 2011 9:05pm
reid

I have followed lots of links from U and others and nothing I have yet seen gives me any doubt as to the present scientific consensus. Following links to fringe nut jobs grows wearisome after a while. So does obvious propaganda from the oil lobby.

You’ll be pleased to know then Griff that I’m not from “the oil lobby,” whatever that is.

I was talking about what a wise person might do Griff. Possibly that doesn’t include you.
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September 26, 2011 9:09pm
Scott Chris

A man came across a striking brass rat sculpture in an antique store and decided it would look great on his desk. He paid $100 for it but was surprised when the proprietor insisted it was non-returnable. He said, “It’s been returned twice already, and I don’t want to see it again.”

Leaving the store, the man saw a couple of rats scurrying around the corner; several more were near his car. As he drove, rats appeared from the gutters and side streets until he was nearly overwhelmed. In panic, he threw the brass rat over a bridge railing into a river, and witnessed the army of live rats follow it into the depths to their watery doom.

The man hurried back to the store, but the owner cut him short, saying, “Look, I told you there would be no returns.” The man quickly replied, “Oh no, that’s fine. I was just wondering if you had a brass John Banks.”
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September 26, 2011 9:14pm
nasska

A 10 year old boy with a dead frog on a tether of string knocks on the door of a brothel.
“I’ve heard that this is the place that has the most diseased prostitute in town!” He says to the Madam.
“Well, yes,” the Madam replies reluctantly “this is the place.”
“I’d like to have sex with her please, I’ve saved up all my pocket money!”
“If you have the money, why would you want to have sex with the most diseased prostitute?” asks the Madam.
“Well, it’s like this,” the boy explains “My Mum and Dad are going out tonight, I’m going to have sex with the babysitter, my Dad will take her home and sex with her on the way, he will then have sex with my Mum tonight, in the morning my Mum will have sex with the milkman and he’s the bastard who ran over my frog!!”
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September 26, 2011 9:14pm
Viking2

http://johnansell.wordpress.com/2011/09/26/what-the-wonderdrug-is-doing-to-my-dad/
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September 26, 2011 9:20pm
reid

http://gonzalolira.blogspot.com/2011/09/forget-goldwhat-matters-is-copper.html

Using copper as a market barometer. Not good news.
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September 26, 2011 9:27pm
wikiriwhis business

Can’t believe the whole days gone by without mention of the David Farrar bribing scandal.

And no thread posted by the man himself even though it was on national tv with Paul Holmes over a confession the man was bribed by a National party circle that included David farrar.
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September 26, 2011 10:08pm
Manolo

The Messiah gets his jews and janitors mixed up: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2011/09/obama-congressional-black-caucus-video-gaffe.html
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September 27, 2011 7:16am
Manolo

Following nasska’s example:

Tui to his Dad: Can we get Sky?
Dad: Just wait until we own the foreshore first.
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