About
Contact
Advertise

Facebook
Twitter

August 5, 2011 4:28pm by David Farrar

Top 10 reasons Letterman should visit NZ

Like this:

Like Loading...

Email
Facebook
Twitter
Comment34

New Zealand
David Letterman
John Key
Top 10
You Tube

Comments (34)

Login to comment or vote

jaba

brilliant ,, no wonder Labour hate him
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 4:46pm
Adolf Fiinkensein

Beats the hell out of calling senior public servants liars.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 4:49pm
3-coil

11 Cheap dental work.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 4:50pm
RightNow

3-coil, do you mean dental work that looks cheap (but isn’t)?
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 4:57pm
3-coil

RightNow – Letterman could eat an apple through a tennis racket (just thought he might be able to afford to get it rectified here if it’s too expensive for him in the US).
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 5:07pm
RightNow

Oh I see, it was about Letterman’s ‘Goff Gap’, I should have clicked. Not that Letterman couldn’t afford perfect teeth but.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 5:12pm
Elaycee

Can you imagine John Key’s predecessor doing that?

Nah – me neither.

Besides, the sight of head grinch would only make the kids cry. 🙁
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 5:24pm
Brian Smaller

To be fair on Helen Clark – she did the WoW thing. And she also went on Extreme Makeover – Billboard Edition a few times.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 5:40pm
RF

Did I hear someone say perfect teeth. That does not sound like the “thing” in New York that frequents grave yards and sups with the devil.

I am taking up a collection of tennis rackets to send to the Big Apple. She has a habit of wearing them out when eating apples
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 5:42pm
AlphaKiwi

Okay, not imagine Phil Goff doing that.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 5:44pm
Daigotsu

God, how could I forget Helen Clark at WoW?

The sight of that sow parading about made me want to puke.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 5:50pm
Sean

He is still running XP???
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 5:51pm
burt

Brian Smaller

In the late 70’s porn classic ‘Helen does Hunterville’ the Helen in that looked nothing like Clark. I’d never for a moment thought it might be Clark but then I saw her 2005 billboard.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 5:51pm
Johnboy

Can’t agree with no. 7! 🙂 🙂
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 6:59pm
berend

I know John is busy, but can he have a look at the borrowing Bill is doing? He’s borrowing $800 million a week lately.

But maybe there’s nothing to worry. His kids are going to pay it back!
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 7:11pm
RandySavage

embarrasing. Youre right Clark wouldnt have done this…thank god for that
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 7:16pm
RF

Randy..

I agree she would be too busy sucking blood from corpses
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 7:47pm
fatboy slim

Indeed RF, Klarkula sucks the blood from the living and deceased. I am glad NZ has rid itself of such a repulsive pest.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 7:50pm
krazykiwi

Evening D4J. Squared away things with our kindly host?

berend – $800m. Really?
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 7:52pm
RandySavage

Key is a like an overexcited schoolboy, this and his behaviour in the States recently underline that. Clark always kept her composure on the international stage
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 7:54pm
fatboy slim

Not d4j, kk you sad arse miserable loser. Get a life you twisted square head. What a coward. People like you are why NZ is in the shit.
$800 million a week to fund parasites like kk! Get a life nutter.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 7:54pm
Johnboy

When did Mickey become Randy? 🙂
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 7:55pm
krazykiwi

QED 😀

Johnboy – Quite so.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 7:57pm
Johnboy

Hard to believe that the vision of the ice cold hermaphrodite could inspire even a stupid lawyer to become Randy! 🙂
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 8:01pm
berend

krazykiwi, retraction, it was only $700 million.

While the spectators here are applauding John Key, the realist see that this man is borrowing NZ to the brink of extinction to avoid making any unpopular choices.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 8:48pm
RF

I see the arse wipes from the standard have been let out of their cages tonight. Must be feeding time.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 9:08pm
noskire

The TV3 Nightline teaser – “…what the Prime Minister didn’t want you to see.”
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 9:44pm
NX

Like 😀
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 5, 2011 11:43pm
transmogrifier

So we are not supposed to find this video cringe-worthy just because Helen Clark wouldn’t have done it?
God I love the moronically petty ways NZ political discussion manages to miss the point.

This is our leader whoring himself out to be made fun of on American TV. Awesome.

For the record, I thought Clark was a hypocrite and had a terrible vision for our country. I’m glad she’s gone. But this still doesn’t make this whole Letterman thing anything less than a bloody embarrassment.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 6, 2011 12:00am
NX

wow Transmogrifier – you’re a laugh a minute.

Shouldn’t you be checking your lawn…. just in case a dog has pooped on it.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 6, 2011 2:45am
Lee C

As is typical of politicians when they speak, he forgot to add the canned laughter.

But to be fair at least Key attempted to be humerous while his opposite half – while he still lacks canned laughter – delivers his lines in all seriousness.

“I dont recall being briefed.'” ” No one briefed me” “Who, exactly, is Tucker? – is it the other guy or is it me?” etc. . . . cue canned laughter audience goes wild.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 6, 2011 6:37am
transmogrifier

@NX

I find plenty of things funny. Just not this. What, you laugh at everything?

This shit is simply embarrassing.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 6, 2011 9:27am
NX

What, you laugh at everything?

Only when I read The Standard.org.nz.

Embarrassing is when you catch your doodle in your zipper. Or lambasting someone only to find they’re standing right behind you.
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 6, 2011 4:45pm
Francis_X

Jeez, Key is cringeworthy in this…

Thank god he has his sycophants on this Blog, cos no one else would find this even remotely funny. *shudder*
0 0
Log in to Reply
Report
August 7, 2011 7:24am

Add a Comment Cancel reply

Login to comment or vote

« The importance of constitutional reform

The Nation 6 August 2011 »

Donations

You can now donate to Kiwiblog

Exclusive content from DPF on Patreon

Become a Patron!

Never miss a post

Email Address

Join 37.4K other subscribers

Highlights

Health Target 5 – elective treatments
Health Target 4 – Specialist appointments
Health Target 3 – Emergency Dept Waiting Times
Health Target 2 – Immunisations

Links

Defying cries of “transphobia”, the Washington Post calls for debate on whether trans women should participate in women’s sports
Utopia
Drawn
No Right Turn
Regulatory Reform: Timid and too easily tamed?
Not PC
Congratulations Karen Chhour Your Trial Youth Camp Produced An Over 80% Success Rate To Date.
No Minister
Daily review 21/11/2024
The Standard
Word of the day
Hompaddock
Three minutes after midnight, police make arrest under new gang patch law – but the boot camp news is disappointing
Point of Order
Hunger, poverty and disease explode in New Zealand – We need another Hikoi!
The Daily Blog
The transgender agenda sunk Kamala
Bob McCoskrie's McBlog
SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
No Punches Pulled (Bob Jones)
What does “reciprocity” mean in New Zealand laws?
Croaking Cassandra
A Day of Reckoning
NZCPR
Media Link: “A View from Afar” on the US elections.
Kiwipolitico
This will not end well
Offsetting Behaviour
Top 14 Predictions for Round 10
Stats Chat
Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet
The Civilian
The Accidental Engagement
Imperator Fish
Making this movie might have been a mistake
Liam Hehir
Why I am retiring from political blogging
Kiwi FireWalker
Angie Warren-Clark: Meet the Newbies
Dan Moskovitz

editor@kiwiblog.co.nz

PO Box 12270, Thorndon, Wellington 6144

Facebook
Twitter
FourSquare
Instagram
LinkedIn
Google+

Archives
Disclosure Statement
Editorial Policy
Privacy Policy
Complaints Policy
Comments Policy

Design by cre8d

%d

Share this:

Like this: