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August 16, 2011 4:00pm by David Farrar

I love Google auto-suggest

It’s hilarious that is such a popular search term.

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dog_eat_dog

When my boyfriend fingers what?
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August 16, 2011 4:08pm
hmmokrightitis

Funny DED, thats what I was thinking as well…
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August 16, 2011 4:10pm
metcalph

My favourite google auto-suggest is one that identifies a sex offender’s victim when you type in his name.
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August 16, 2011 4:21pm
Scott Chris

I just did the same search:

At number 2 was “What do I do when a ginger kid bites me”

At number 4 was “What do I do when my boyfriend eats me out”

Either the Google programmers are having a lark, or we are approaching a technical AI singularity….
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August 16, 2011 4:23pm
Pete George

I did the same search and all I got was “What do I do when I’m bored” and 4x ipod/iphone results showing how reliable they must be (if they turn on and don”t freeze).
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August 16, 2011 4:27pm
Scott Chris

Top of the list for “What do I do when a ginger kid bites me” is this link:

http://www.jlowman.com/Gingerkids.htm

Top of the list for “What do I do when my boyfriend eats me out”:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080722085837AAvZcSg

Curious.
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August 16, 2011 4:41pm
mikenmild

Love the Gingervtitis facts:

324904 kids are born with Gingervitis a year.

30% of those infected with Gingervitis live healthy, productive, long lives.

20% of those infected with Gingervitis feel great self hatred, and attempt to bite others in hopes they will spread Gingervitis.

80% of Ginger Kids are totally unaware they are soulless.

20% of those infected with Gingervitis, know they don’t have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics.

95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:
– Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms
– Sharing food
– Intercourse
– Sharing blood
– Kissing the opposite sex.
– Having Friends
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August 16, 2011 4:52pm
Elaycee

Strange – when Phil Goff types in “what do I do when…” the prompts are:

1. The polls are crap and I can feel the daggers in my back…

2. Trevor and Annette are counting up the numbers against me….

3. I find I’m out of a job on November 26…

4. No-one likes my policies…

5. My support is lower than the margin of error…

6. No-one understands me….

7. Helen won’t even give me a job in New York…

8. My makeover doesn’t even appeal these days…

9. My Labour friends on Kiwiblog have been ‘outed’ by those nasty right wingers…

10. I have no political future…

🙂
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August 16, 2011 5:00pm
scrubone

Yea, it’s so funny when we all pick on a minority that looks different to the rest of us. /sarc
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August 16, 2011 5:08pm
Pete George

mikenmild – they might seem like easy targets but perhaps you could pause to consider how nasty some of that an come across, especially to kids,
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August 16, 2011 5:39pm
RKBee

Did a ginger take your girlfriend DPF… their are some dam fine looking gingers about… mainly woman.. oh that just makes it worse.
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August 16, 2011 5:48pm
RF

Ginger kiss. Labours staple food.
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August 16, 2011 6:44pm
Fletch

Try typing “Obama blames” and see what comes up…
Only 8,350,000 results..
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August 16, 2011 7:14pm
Bed Rater

If you type in, “Why did the chicken” it auto-completes with “…cross the road?”

Not ‘hilarious’ just done to death.
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August 16, 2011 8:01pm
Falafulu Fisi

The Google auto-suggest is a Question-Answering (QA) system.
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August 16, 2011 11:17pm
KiwiGreg

Redheads who CAN bite me (SFW)

http://thechive.com/2011/08/11/my-grand-pappy-winston-used-to-tell-me-the-key-to-life-beer-and-redheads-41-photos/
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