General Debate 4 August 2011

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Longknives

Schoolgirl with bomb around her neck in Sydney? What the hell??
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August 4, 2011 8:08am
Pete George

National’s Nikki Kaye and Labour’s Jacinda Ardern have their say in the Herald: Broadsides: Preventing child abuse.

Summarised here.

We need all politicians and all parties to talk together and to act together so we can improve things for our most vulnerable children. No party politics and no election should get in the way of this.

It won’t just help children now, it will help them for life, and it will help their children.
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August 4, 2011 8:12am
joana

Who was the creep on TV one this am promoting compulsory kiwisaver?
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August 4, 2011 8:13am
Scott Chris

Longknives, it gets worse:

Swedish Man Arrested For Trying To Split Atoms In The Kitchen

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44003250/ns/technology_and_science-science/
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August 4, 2011 8:26am
flipper

What Have We Learned In 2,066 Years?

“The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled,
public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be
tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should
be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to
work, instead of living on public assistance.”

– Cicero , 55 BC
Evidently nothing.
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August 4, 2011 8:37am
Whafe

Wonder what gripping low blow personality attacks will come from Labour on this glorious not a cloud in the sky Auckland morning….

Can the Labour MP’s better “Key is a smug prick” I wonder?
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August 4, 2011 8:38am
Manolo

Factual: http://michellemalkin.com/2011/08/03/top-10-obama-birthday-party-games/
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August 4, 2011 8:44am
Rodders

joana @8:13am – that “creep” (as you choose to refer to him) was David Ireland of Workplace Savings NZ.
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August 4, 2011 8:55am
Inventory2

joana is in full troll mode this morning; I guess it’s the only way that Winston’s message will be heard…
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August 4, 2011 8:58am
Longknives

Scott Chris- At what stage would you start thinking that building a nuclear reactor in your stove ‘might not be such a good idea’??
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August 4, 2011 9:08am
slightlyrighty

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/5386359/Coroner-Navy-could-have-prevented-sailors-death

I note that Phil Goff was specifically mentioned in the coroners report relating to the death of Able Seaman Solomon, and that the Navy could have done more to prevent his death also.

It is my understanding, from informal contacts I have in the Navy, that the Navy did not want to accept delivery of the ship, but was ordered to by the ministry for political reasons. Perhaps an OIA application could help to shed more light on the matter.
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August 4, 2011 9:12am
Murray

Thats covers pretty much every bit of cheap POS lowest bidder poltiically motivated POS bit of kit the miltary were ever INSTRUCTED to use slightly.

I particularly enjoyed being ordered to tell my guys that the styer was the finest weapon on gods green earth when we all knew it was shit.
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August 4, 2011 9:29am
Rodders

It appears that Winston may not have called a journalist a “dick.”
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/5384869/Winston-Peters-disputes-calling-reporter-a-dick

Of course, he has previously been recorded calling a journalist a “lying wanker.”
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August 4, 2011 9:45am
Scott Chris

Longknives – you could whip up a roast in flash…. might glow a bit though.
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August 4, 2011 10:08am
adze

Possession of nuclear materials, as an offense, is a bit silly – you’d have to arrest everyone with a smoke alarm. Or an old night glow wristwatch.
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August 4, 2011 10:16am
mikenmild

slightlyrighty

No surprises, seeing the Navy never wanted the ship anyway. It seems unlikely that there would be pressure to rush it into service; all the government really cared about was that it wasn’t a frigate.
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August 4, 2011 10:20am
KH

Compulsory kiwisaver.
You might get twitchy about the ‘compulsory’ word.
But in later years I will get very twitchy about about being taxed to pay for you who don’t do this by your own choice.
Where is the ‘choice’ in that for me.
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August 4, 2011 11:07am
niggly

Not quite so MM @ 10.20am. There WAS political pressure by Labour to get the HMNZS Canterbury into service. Canterbury was the flagship of their controversial Project Protector patrol ship project, which was years behind schedule (the entire fleet was meant to be commissioned from early 2007 to 2008. Canterbury was hastily commissioned in mid/late 2007 and the remaining 6 vessels didn’t commission until 2009/2010 from memory – whilst National played hardball with the supplier to remedy faults under warranty, rather than accept them into service prematurely).

One reason why (the new) Canterbury was rushed into service, was because the former Frigate (also named) HMNZS Canterbury decommissioned in 2005. Frigate Canterbury also served as the Navy’s training vessel (and the new Canterbury being built would take that role over). What happened of course is that because the old Canterbury decommissioned in 2005 and the replacement new Canterbury wasn’t scheduled to enter service in 2007, there was a 2 year gap and the result was (the media reported at the time) that sailors were quitting the RNZN because of the lack of ships (at sea). Labour ignored Defence’s request to lease an interim vessel from overseas as a stop gap measure to ensure sailors could be trained, retain their skillsets, and be ready for the replacement new Canterbury. Here’s the NZ Herald article from 2004 noting Defence wanted an interim vessel leased:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=3559395
Of course Labour didn’t approve the lease and instead pressured the Ministry of Defence, who in turn pressured the NZDF/Navy to get the replacement new Canterbury into service promptly despite there being no real sea trials undertaken and a long list of Health and Safety issues that needed to be rectified.

As today’s NZ Herald reports, former Defence Minister Phil Goff has “blood on his hands”.

The victims’s father, Bill Solomon, today said then Minister of Defence Phil Goff had questions to answer after maintaining the ship was safe, when clearly that was not the case.

“By rushing it into service, it clearly put people in harm’s way,” he told Newstalk ZB.

“From that point of view I think the buck stops with the Minister of Defence of the day Phil Goff, and in my view Goff has blood on his hands.”

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10742853

Phil Goff & Labour also have blood on their hands in terms of the death of Lt O’Donnell in Afghanistan last year. For not deploying the NZ Army’s Light Armoured Vehicles (LAV’s) with their superior protection against IED’s; for scrapping the air combat force and not providing an alternative means for soldiers to practice calling in close air support strikes (these were covered in the report issued a week or two ago); for not providing/leasing the NZArmy with a couple of armoured Humvee vehicles (and the US grenade launcher mounted on them) so the Army could practice with these vehicles and systems in good time in NZ (the Army’s only training on these types were in theatre in Afghanistan, meaning there was precious little time to practice due to being on an active deployment and the need to get on with their assigned tasks).
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August 4, 2011 11:27am
KevinH

If you accept the argument that the Swedish man was splitting atoms in his kitchen for fun, then you deserve to suffer the consequences if he was permitted to follow through on his experiments.
You don’t split atoms for fun, it is a deliberate attempt to create a reaction using a small amount of fusionable material. An extrapolation of this experiment is that this gent was creating a nuclear device, albeit a small one, but quite possibly one that can cause damage or increase background radiation.
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August 4, 2011 11:46am
kowtow

Here’s another reason why silly ideas like global warming etc get traction and are then pushed on unwitting and unwilling electorates. The United Nations .

See this item about the left wing and “secular” US government trying to impose sharia on the world via the UN.
Christian and western traditional values continue to retreat in the face of an Islamic onslaught.
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2011/08/secretary-of-state-clinton-says-state-department-will-coordinate-with-oic-on-legal-ways-to-implement.html
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August 4, 2011 11:47am
joana

thanks Rodders.
Surely Judith Collins realizes that the Arie Smith Voorcamp story is turning the local CHCH police into a laughing stock. Why hasn’t she intervened? We have a rulebook and we are sticking to it!
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August 4, 2011 11:52am
mikenmild

niggly

‘Phil Goff & Labour also have blood on their hands in terms of the death of Lt O’Donnell in Afghanistan last year’. I’m not sure we could go that far. The choice of equipment deployed and training undertaken is not at the whim of the government. The O’Donnell inquiry pointed out the Army’s own deficiencies in this regard. As for retaining the air combat force to facilitate Army training, that’s just nonsense. An air combat force should have been retained because it offers the highest bang we can afford, not because of a sideline training function.
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August 4, 2011 11:55am
joana

kowtow,
I saw somewhere recently where H Clinton is leading the charge re defamation of religions..It used to be defamation of religion..islam..It is the muslim dominated UN who want to make critising islam illegal worldwide…..they must have changed the plan to religions.. How convenient. It will never stop me speaking out. I do not consider islam to be a religion anyway.
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August 4, 2011 11:57am
Elaycee

@joanna – Are you for real? A Minister of the Crown can’t intervene / make statements about any Case currently before the Courts. Neither can the Police. Neither should the media (apart from reporting the facts). You should know that…

If the kid had admitted guilt in the first place, he could have received diversion. But no, his lawyer told him to plead not guilty but at the same time admitted that he had stolen some items. No option now – the process will be followed.
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August 4, 2011 12:00pm
joana

Elaycee
And the publicity will continue. You are most likely correct in what you say but the general public is not interested in the detail. The disability sector is huge and vocal in NZ. Expect them to be become more vocal. It is how it looks that matters.
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August 4, 2011 12:55pm
mikenmild

It seems, regrettably, that Voorkamp’s case will have to go to a trial. He can’t get diversion because he won’t admit any wrongdoing.
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August 4, 2011 1:15pm
KH

I think it disrespectful to people of disability, and in this case to people with autism, that there is an assumption that they are unable in all cases to be responsible for their actions.
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August 4, 2011 1:17pm
RightNow

It seems the issue of Phil Goff’s briefing from Warren Tucker regarding the Israeli Backpackers has more to run.

Whaleoil OIA’d Warren Tucker’s notes from the briefing and posted a teaser on his blog:
http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/index.php/2011/08/dear-mr-tucker/

A press release from the Labour Party then appeared on Scoop:
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PA1108/S00091/labour-leader-not-shown-israeli-document.htm

Whaleoil then responded:
http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/index.php/2011/08/phil-goff-calls-sis-head-a-liar/
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August 4, 2011 1:20pm
Manolo

Incompetence reigns supreme. The flaky guy has run out of ideas: http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/08/03/us-usa-policymakers-idUSTRE7725O920110803
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August 4, 2011 1:21pm
joana

KH
You obviously don’t have autism or any other intellectual disability. Have you ever spent much time with people who have autism?
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August 4, 2011 1:26pm
grumpyoldhori

Come on Murray, every bugger knows the 5.56 round is an all dancing, all singing round.
Christ if that old bugger Churchill had not canceled it the army would still be using this cartridge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v5cTlVy5SA&feature=related
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August 4, 2011 1:53pm
niggly

@MM 11:55

Yes, we can go “that far” that Goff has blood on his hands in that situation too.

The choice of equipment deployed, will be assessed within Defence and the Minister will sign off (or disagree) on Defence’s recommendations.

In terms of setting the scene: NZDF originally wanted US Humvees to replace the old Land Rovers in their inventory. Labour made Defence re-write the assessment criteria to rule out a 4 wheeled vehicle (as the US Humvee was the prefered choice) and instead agreed to Defence acquiring the European Pinzgauer 6 wheeled vehicle. (Labour also signed of on the LAV3 but bought too many). Come Afghanistan, Defence and Labour agreed to the deployment of the Pinzgauer modified for the SAS but didn’t then deploy the armoured Pinzgauer (or LAV3) for the PRT – instead leased Humvees off the US! Why? I don’t know, maybe it was cheaper to lease off the US then deploy NZ Pinzgauers (if so, it would have been a $$$ issue – which isn’t Defence’s call. But Labour should be accountable for deploying the best equipment fit for purpose, which NZ supposedly had under Labour eg Pinz and LAV3, but for some reason chose not to. No doubt Goff, Burton and Helen could answer that one.

As for the Army’s training deficiencies, sure there were some, but again choices are determined by budgets. The Govt (Labour) allocates the budgets. There should have been enough budget released for Afghanistan to ensure the NZ Army could practice with some of the equipment in NZ, not on active deployment when personnel numbers and time isn’t sufficient to allow weeks of training. And again Goff didn’t deploy the LAV3’s which could have ensured Lt O’Donnell survived the IED attack, and allowed the patrol to return precision fire against the insurgents from their protected environment.

As for the air combat force, I agree with you in that they “should have been retained because it offers the highest bang we can afford” but as mentioned on another occasion, Defence need to practice-practice-practice to ensure they get it right and can self-improve. The air combat force was thus used to train with the Army and Navy, in order to train these other services on how to liaise and interoperate with friendly air forces (in the heat and confusion of battle) and to train these other services on how to counter an air attack. You seem astute to know that the Govt was making money from the Australian Govt in terms of deploying some Skyhawks to Norwa, Australia, to train the Australian Navy against air attack. Again, an air combat force has a training aspect, which comes to the fore when the other services are deployed.

IMO the biggest failure of the previous Labour Govt (and this current National Govt) in terms of the air combat force, is that Labour’s rhetoric when elected in 1999 that the Skyhawks (and proposed F16 replacements) were never used and thus not needed. That may have been true to some extent once the Cold War ended, but was certainly not the case after 9/11. When NZDF deployed to Afghanistan with the PRT in 2003 – they found they needed to be able to work with coalition air combat forces in the close air support role (for the first time since the ANZUS breakdown in the 80’s).

In fact I should offer Goff some leniency because he must have realised this and tried unsuccessfully to have Cabinet return the RNZAF Aermacchi into service under his watch as Defence Minister, to train with the Army and Navy. Sadly Cabinet didn’t support Goff on that one and National’s early soothing noises on restoring the Aermacchis came to naught as well (National say because the Aermacchi’s orphan engine is unsupported, but the situation seems to be they don’t want to spend the extra money – tens of millions – to overcome the engine issue with Rolls Royce from my readings of the situation).
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August 4, 2011 2:23pm
Elaycee

@joanna – I think we’re on the same plane.

Had the kid admitted what he’d done (pleaded guilty) then he would have (most likely) been granted diversion. Somehow, he has instead entered a plea of not guilty and the process from here is locked in. The Police cannot recommend diversion, as the acknowledgement of guilt is a prerequisite (for diversion).

IMO, this shouldn’t be a Police beat up – I actually think that this kid has received poor legal advice.
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August 4, 2011 2:30pm
wikiriwhis business

Is anyone talking about the Super Congress

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IDa10k7tRo&feature=related
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August 4, 2011 3:19pm
mikenmild

niggly

I think only the Army can really be held responsible (in part) for O’Donnell’s death. Lt-Gen Jones conceded that training with respect to IEDs had gone ‘down the list’ amid all the other things our troops were doing in Bamiyan!

The government might be indirectly respnsible if appropriate equipment was not deployed to Afghanistan, but that depends on the exact advice sought and given, and I’m not sure that is in the public domain.

I agree with pretty much all you say on the air combat force. We missed out badly by not grabbing those F-16s.
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August 4, 2011 3:30pm
joana

Elaycee
It is a good point you make about his legal advice. He couldn’t possibly be expected to have understood all the ramifications. I wonder about his lawyer.. whether he has some close issue about disability and /or something about how police have treated a previous client ? Since the large psych hospitals closed , many people with mental illnesses have ended up in prison..Many , I cannot recall how many..inmates are on anti-psychotic medication; many make suicide attempts.
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August 4, 2011 3:47pm
mikenmild

Yes, maybe the lawyer is a ‘psychiatric survivor’ who has forgotten to take his meds.
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August 4, 2011 3:49pm
Other_Andy

The FBI Releases the “Operation Solo” Files—Showing us more Truth about American Communism

During its heyday and throughout the Cold War, the American Communist Party was a vehicle controlled lock, stock and barrel by the Soviet Union and its Politburo?.Now, the FBI has released the first in a long series of previously classified material—-that of the so-called Operation Solo effort.

http://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/2011/august/communist_080211/communist_080211
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August 4, 2011 4:05pm
joana

MnM..rather a childish response.
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August 4, 2011 4:27pm
mikenmild

Yep, couldn’t resist it though – I’ve worked with too many lawyers!

On a serious note, in this case the lawyer may well simply be responding to his client’s wishes. If no crime is admitted, for reasons of limited responsibility of some sort, then it’s quite possibly that he may be found not guilty.
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August 4, 2011 4:30pm
RRM

Wow… just wow.
Baiter is back, and he’s stepped up to a whole new level.

http://truebluenz.com/
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August 4, 2011 5:07pm
wreck1080

Given ex egyptian president mubarak is facing death, I imagine Gadafi will fight to the death before surrendering.

I reckon these despots should be given the option to leave in peace, and keeping some of their wealth. So many lives would be saved.
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August 4, 2011 6:42pm
nasska

Australian Etiquette Handbook

GENERAL:
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.
3. It’s tacky to take an esky to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it’s time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you’re certain you’re included in the will, it’s rude to take the trailer to the funeral home.
DINING OUT:
1. When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to “bruise” the wine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with both your hands.
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME:
1. A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Don’t allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners.
PERSONAL HYGIENE:
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one’s OWN ute keys.
2. Even if you live alone, deodorant isn’t a waste of money.
3. Use of toiletries can only delay bathing a few days.
4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no, as they detract from a woman’s jewellery and alter the taste of finger foods.
DATING (Outside the Family):
1. Always offer to bait your date’s hook, especially on the 1st date.
2. Be assertive. Let her know you’re interested: “I’ve been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall 2 years ago.”
3. Establish with her parents what time she’s expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM, others might say “Monday.” If the latter is the answer, it’s the man’s responsibility to get her to school on time.
THEATRE ETIQUETTE:
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie’s ended.
2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can’t hear you.
WEDDINGS:
1. Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A track suit with a cummerbund and a clean football jumper can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say “yes” to socks and shoes for the occasion.
DRIVING ETIQUETTE:
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun’s loaded and the pig’s in sight.
2. When approaching a round-about, the vehicle with the largest tyres doesn’t always have the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. Don’t burn rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
5. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it’s impolite to ask her to bring back beer, too.
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August 4, 2011 7:02pm
Johnboy

“WEDDINGS:
1. Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift.”

Worked for me. 🙂
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August 4, 2011 7:09pm
Steve

milkymilo gives away another clue. Gonna find out soon who it is we Taxpayers pay to spend all day blogging
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August 4, 2011 7:12pm
nasska

Johnboy

I’ve always thought livestock more appropriate for a dowry.
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August 4, 2011 7:13pm
Johnboy

Specially if your pressie is related to the bride nasska. 🙂
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August 4, 2011 7:19pm
nasska

Aussie farmer counting his sheep:
“205, 206, 207, hello darling, 209, 210….”
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August 4, 2011 7:21pm
Mary Rose

KH>I think it disrespectful to people of disability, and in this case to people with autism, that there is an assumption that they are unable in all cases to be responsible for their actions.

Joana >You obviously don’t have autism or any other intellectual disability. Have you ever spent much time with people who have autism?

It’s a spectrum. You can’t generalise about anyone with autism any more than you can generalise about neurotypicals.

Arie Smith Voorcamp is said to have Asperger’s.
If you’ve met one person with AS, you’ve met one person with AS. Each person is an individual, not a condition.
I think there are one or two regular posters on Kb who could well be Aspies. Pretty sure they know right from wrong.
Aspies face a hard enough time of it being accepted in life as it is, without all being written off as disabled or inferior to NTs.

The engineer in my family, for instance, might not perform well in court because he is so literal, but he is a highly respected professional and wouldn’t thank anyone for saying he has an ‘intellectual disability’. Because that sounds patronising.
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August 4, 2011 7:30pm
nasska

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
‘Can I help you?” she asked. “I want to see Natalie” the man replied.
“Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else.” said the madam.
“No. I must see Natalie” was the man’s reply. Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred dollar bills and gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row – too expensive – and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Natalie questioned the man. “No one has ever used me three nights in a row. Where are you from?” she asked.
The man replied, “Wellington.” “Really” she said. “I have family in Wellington.”
“I know,” the man said. “Your father died and I am your sister’s lawyer. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance.”
The moral of the story is: Three things in life are certain:
1. Death.
2. Taxes.
3. Being screwed by a lawyer.
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August 4, 2011 7:31pm
Johnboy

When I can’t get to sleep at night I try to count sheep but I just sound like a broken record “hello darling, hello darling….”. 🙂
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August 4, 2011 7:32pm
Steve

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why people look good until we hear them speak
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August 4, 2011 7:37pm
nasska

Two South Auckland girls enter a department store, They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it “That’s quite nice innit, don’t you think Trace”
“Yeah what’s it called?”
“Viens a moi”
“VIENS A MOI”, what does that mean?
At this stage the assistant offers some help.
“Viens a moi ladies is French for ‘come to me'”
Sharon takes anther sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying “That doesn’t smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?”
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August 4, 2011 7:50pm
Steve

Whoooosh for some nasska. My french aint good
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August 4, 2011 8:00pm
Johnboy

“Viens a moi”

Whatever. Lanolin does it for me. 🙂
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August 4, 2011 8:03pm
Steve

Friday is day off?

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand.

This virus is called Work-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2
good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it,the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you
have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This
virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but
may require a more generous application.
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August 4, 2011 8:08pm
nasska

Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled “coping with darkness”

Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married.
Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
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August 4, 2011 8:11pm
Johnboy

Lots of GINS (get instant neutralisation straightaway) seem to work equally well.
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August 4, 2011 8:14pm
Johnboy

Farmersworld has a better centerfold nasska. 🙂
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August 4, 2011 8:15pm
mikenmild

Steve

No danger of me working tomorrow: WINE level is high.
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August 4, 2011 8:16pm
nasska

Steve @ 7.12pm

It’s definitely a bit of a mystery. Most people are incapable of not disclosing little pieces of information about themselves but this rooster plays it fairly close to the chest.

There may be a simple explanation. He is possibly employed by the SIS as a hitman, quite probably has “00” status & I’ve heard rumours that he is feared by people who know him as 00MM.

Since National was elected in there has been no use for his skills & he sits on his $72,000 retainer, bored shitless & typing inanities on Kiwiblog.
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August 4, 2011 8:26pm
Tauhei Notts

We never got livestock for as wedding present but I did get bloodstock for my 21st birthday.
I got a mare in foal to Test Case, and sold the foal as a yearling at Trentham.
A damned good present, that was.
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August 4, 2011 8:27pm
Johnboy

Never liked riding horses Tauhei. Sheep are better. Not so far to fall! 🙂
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August 4, 2011 8:34pm
mikenmild

nasska

You are soooo close. Except in all the details I have given.
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August 4, 2011 8:36pm
Scott Chris

@nasska (1,219) Says:
August 4th, 2011 at 8:11 pm

Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled “coping with darkness”

or:

A: None. The light bulb has to want to change.
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August 4, 2011 8:37pm
nasska

Yep…..the bitter disappointments of country life. Just when you’ve got the rocks piled up the cow walks off.
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August 4, 2011 8:38pm
Pauleastbay

Nasska

I get the horrible feeling that he is fapping all over his key board with attention.

The closest he’s been to $72,000 is walking past a car lot
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August 4, 2011 8:38pm
Scott Chris

Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
engine fails and
the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

SH2: What about the sheep ?!?

SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!!

SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?
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August 4, 2011 8:41pm
Johnboy

Well given the altitude when engine failure occurred and the rate of descent at best angle of glide and the safe altitude for parachute deployment I can’t really see the joke in that scenario? 🙂
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August 4, 2011 8:49pm
nasska

Pauleastbay

…”fapping all over his key board”…..

He’s sure to be the best at sex in the whole wide world….now if only he could get a partner.
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August 4, 2011 8:52pm
Scott Chris

Pfft Johnboy. Doesn’t the word foreplay mean anything to you? 😉
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August 4, 2011 8:55pm
nasska

SC

It comes between threeplay & fiveplay.
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August 4, 2011 9:00pm
Johnboy

Of course. All my flock are for play. 🙂
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August 4, 2011 9:03pm
krazykiwi

From the Telegraph

A report published yesterday showed that one in four teenagers and almost one in five adults admitted using their smartphone during a performance.

What type of ‘performance’ I wonder?
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August 4, 2011 10:42pm
Manolo

These people are an endless source of laughter: http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/5391882/Artists-fight-flood-of-fake-Maori-trinkets
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August 5, 2011 6:11am
starboard

“As the cold barrel of a rifle pressed against her head, Ramona Loto could only think she might never see her children again.
Ms Loto was at work at Gracie’s Place in Otahuhu on June 27 when an armed gang burst in and demanded money”

..natives in action again…if only they put the same energy into getin a job , mind you I would never hire one…
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August 5, 2011 6:35am
Viking2

Mr Mallard, a 27-year veteran of Parliament, said he couldn’t recall a members bill being filibustered for so long since the Homosexual Law Reform Bill in 1986.

Given that they believed many National MPs were not strongly supportive of the bill, Labour had hoped that its delaying tactics would allow a compromise to emerge, but had now given up on that prospect.

So that date of 1986 was just two years after Trev went to the House. Not a good start and remains unimpressive to this episode.

Trev its time you pissed off and earned a living in some other way.

Accept that you are in terminal stages of rigor mortis and just go.

After wasting how much time and taxpayers money???

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=10743025
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August 5, 2011 7:11am
mikenmild

starboard – ‘I would never hire one…’

Who? An armed robber? Quite right, I wouldn’t hire someone with that sort of background – quite unsuitable I should think.
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August 5, 2011 7:49am
starboard

..the corpse mallard should join blanderton and call it a day…infact whats left of the entire rotting stinking liarbor carcus should do us all a favour…. all join hands and walk off into the Wellington harbour.
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August 5, 2011 7:54am
Rodders

Mornin’ starboard. Plenty of tomato sauce on your cornflakes?
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August 5, 2011 8:00am
starboard

mornin’ Rod…hows ya japanese flag ?…
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August 5, 2011 8:02am
Rodders

which one?
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August 5, 2011 8:03am
starboard

you mean you have 2 ? Bawhahahahaha!
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August 5, 2011 8:04am
Rodders

No, none yet. You mean the one with the white background or the one with the stripes?
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August 5, 2011 8:07am
starboard

aw too much Rod! I’ll tell you over a beer one day !!
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August 5, 2011 8:09am
joana

MnM You must work with young lawyers.
Wreck Mubarak is terminally ill.
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August 5, 2011 9:31am

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