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Scott Chris

Lee, some food for thought:

Mitochondrial Eve is generally estimated to have lived around 200,000 years ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve
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August 25, 2011 3:56pm
plebe

Posters i have just listerned to the walking dead,don brash on NTZB , a fuckwit from the dim old past,good luck right wingers using this grave stone as a ralling point,WHAT A OLD CUNT, die don, or run a boy scout unit teach them your hate economics,, because no one is listerning,
PS im 62 and this old rubbish brash should CLOCK OUT,
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August 25, 2011 5:31pm
Scott Chris

Our ‘monkey’ predecessors:

Order Primates Primates 75,000,000 years ago
Suborder Haplorrhini “Dry-nosed” primates (apes, monkeys, and tarsiers) 40,000,000 years ago
Infraorder Simiiformes “Higher” primates (or Simians) (apes, old-world monkeys, and new-world monkeys)
Parvorder Catarrhini “Narrow nosed” primates (apes and old-world monkeys) 30,000,000 years ago
Superfamily Hominoidea Apes 28,000,000 years ago
Family Hominidae Great apes (Humans, chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans) 15,000,000 years ago
Subfamily Homininae Humans, chimpanzees, bonobos, and gorillas 8,000,000 years ago
Tribe Hominini Humans, chimpanzees, and bonobos 5,800,000 years ago
Subtribe Hominina Bipedal apes (australopithecus and descendants) 3,000,000 years ago
Genus Homo Humans, neanderthals, homo erectus, and their direct ancestors 2,500,000 years ago
Species Homo sapiens Humans 500,000 years ago
Sub-species Homo sapiens sapiens Modern humans 200,000 years ago
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August 25, 2011 5:34pm
Luc Hansen

Indeed plebe, Brash has the Ghaddifi syndrome: no longer relevant.
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August 25, 2011 5:36pm
Luc Hansen

Scott, the Archbishop of Armagh, in 1624, undertook extensive research that clearly showed the world began at 6.00pm, Saturday 22 October, 4004BC.

Game over.

Problem solved.
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August 25, 2011 5:42pm
Lee01

Found a few interesting quotes and couldn’t resist.

British biologist Brian Goodwin: “Neo-Darwinism has failed as an evolutionary theory that can explain the origin of species, understood as organisms of distinctive form and behaviour. In other words, it is not an adequate theory of evolution. What it does provide is a partial theory of adaptation, or mocroevolution (small scale adapative changes in organisms).”

Paul Sanders and Mae-Wan Ho writing in the Journal of Theoretical biology: “It is now approximately half a century since the neo-Darwinian synthesis was formulted. A great deal of research has been carried on within the paradigm it defines. Yet the successes of this theory are limited to the minutiae of evolution, such as adaptive change in colouration of moths; while it has remarkably little to say on the questions which interest us most, such as how there came to be moths in the first place.”

Lynn Margulis is a world renowned biologist responsible for crucial work on mitochondria. She is Distinguished University Professor of Biology at the Univeristy of Massachusetts. She challenged a conference of molecular biologists to come up with “one, single, unambiguous example” of the formation of new species via an accumulation of mutations to an original species. None has so far been able to do so. She also said that Darwinism will ultimately be regarded as a “minor twentieth century religous sect.”

Regarding some of the “evidence” that was presented by my opponents:

Naturalist Brian Leith: “Can we be certain that a particular fossil, which may appear to be intermediate between other creatures, is really an ancestor? With the growing sophistication of taxonomy there is a feeling that many of the neo-Darwinian assumptions about fossils and ancestry may be scientifically unfounded, and should be dropped. This realization, that the theory may be incapable of helping taxonomy, and may even be a hindrance to it, has led to a rejection of Darwinian ideas among some taxonomists who feel that we should be finding out more about the pattern before we become dogmatic about the process which is supposed to explain it.”

There is much, much more to those willing to look with open minds, and a good number of books out there on the subject. The point is the claim that Darwinian evolution, regardles of how it is named and re-named, is NOT a proven, uncontestable fact. No genuine scientific theory ever is. There are, and I have posted numerous quotes twice now, many secular scientists who question it.

Now there will be howls of outrage about the source of this last quote, but its worth it. 🙂

“Liberals’ creation myth is Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution, which is about one notch above Scientology in scientific rigour. It’s a make-believe story, based on a theory that is a tautology, with no proof in the scientist’s laboratory or the fossil record – and thats after 150 years of very determined looking. We wouldn’t still be talking about it but for the fact that liberals think evolution disproves God.” — Ann Coulter in ‘Godless’.
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August 25, 2011 6:06pm
Luc Hansen

Science and consensus

Science is constructed on facts, but facts alone do not make science. Simon Singh, in his book “The Big Bang” laid out the basis of the scientific method: that every genuine theory must make a prediction about the universe that can be observed or measured. It the results of an experiment or observation match the theoretical prediction, the theory may be widely accepted: that is, a consensus develops. Singh calls it a “brutal challenge”.

Singh also quotes Max Planck’s observation that science rarely advances by persuading opponents of its merits; rather, opponents grow old and die and succeeding generations, free of the prejudice of the past, more readily adopt the new paradigm.

The problem is that the urgency and magnitude of the problem of climate change does not afford us the luxury of time. This reality makes the matter of denial and obstruction one of great importance, which is why good, upstanding people are willingly putting themselves into a position where arrest is inevitable by protesting outside the White House gates against the exploitation of Canada’s emissions-heavy tar sands oil. I am with them in spirit.

Naomi Oreskes, in “Climate Change: Picturing the Science”, edited by Gavin Schmidt and Joshua Wolf, writes that: “Scientific experts have a consensus: human activities are changing Earth’s climate.” Here is a simple English explanation of the science behind this scientific consensus.

Naomi points out that dissent becomes unproductive when no new evidence is provided to support alternative theories, and crosses the line into denial. She writes: “At this point, the scientific community stops paying attention, because further arguments without further evidence are a waste of time.”

Possibly the world’s most well known name in climate science, James Hansen, puts much of the debate in context when he states that the basis of our understanding of climate is primarily Earth’s paleoclimate history, ongoing global observations and climate models. In fact, his latest paper is built upon empirical evidence only.

As Naomi Oreskes observes: “There is a world of difference between being ahead of your time and being unwilling or unable to to accept a view that has been vindicated by decades of scientific work. It is the difference between being innovative and being stubborn, between a maverick and a mule.”
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August 25, 2011 6:54pm
nasska

This may be topical since people in Labour are positioning themselves:

Kinsey Report – “Sexual Behavior In The Human Male” 98% of males (including married men) admitted to masturbating. Average: 3 times per week. (and… 85% admitted premarital sex; 50% admitted adultery) (Kinsey, et al. 1948)
Current population – 2107347 Men in New Zealand
ASSUMPTIONS
1. It takes at least ten minutes (on average) for a man to masturbate.
LET’S DO THE NUMBERS
2107347 men in New Zealand X 3 wanks/week = 6322041 wanks/week
6 ten-minute-periods/hour X 24hours/day X 7days/week = 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week
6322041 wanks/week / 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week = 6272 wanks/ten-minute-period
6272 wanks/ten-minute-period X 98% (Kinsey Factor) = 6146 wanks/ten-minute-period
CONCLUSION
At any given moment (on average), 6146 men in the New Zealand are having a wank.
So,… be careful who you shake hands with!
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August 25, 2011 7:01pm
Andrei

Give it a rest Luc Hansen.

Half truths and distortions just wont cut it anymore – those who still believe in that crap are either utter fools or scammers hoping to gain advantage.

FFS we are all paying for this bullshit while people loose their jobs to India and China, places that are rubbing their hands with glee as we surrender to nonsense and they pick up the slack. polluting as they go.
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August 25, 2011 7:05pm
Steve

I want to know who is paying for all of this. Masturbating is not done when asleep so it must be in awake time, more than likely WORK time.
Get your hand off it
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August 25, 2011 7:05pm
cha

Brian Goodwin: Advisor, Gaia Foundation.

Mae-Wan Ho: GM Ban Long Overdue

Lynn Margulis: Earthwatch Institute: International Advisory Council

Brian Leith: Television producer

Ann Coulter:Law school graduate.

Idiot cites three green hippies, tv producer, talking head.
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August 25, 2011 7:14pm
Steve

Duck.

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and
a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says,
“But you’re a duck”.
“I see your eyes are working”, replies the duck.
“And you talk!” exclaims the landlord.
“I see your ears are working”, says the duck, “Now can
I have my beer and my sandwich please?”
“Certainly”, says the landlord, “sorry about that,
it’s just we don’t get many ducks in this pub. What
are you doing round this way?”
“I’m working on the building site across the road”,
explains the duck. Then the duck drinks his beer,
eats his sandwich and leaves.

This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus
comes to town. The ringleader of the circus comes
into the pub and the landlord says to him, “You’re
with the circus aren’t you? I know this duck that
would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks,
drinks beer and everything!”
“Sounds marvelous”, says the ringleader, “get him to
give me a call”.
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the
landlord says, “Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you
up with a top job, paying really good money!”
“Yeah?” says the duck, “Sounds great, where is it?”
“At the circus”, says the landlord.”The circus?” the duck enquires.
“That’s right”, replies the landlord.
“The circus? That place with the big tent? With all
the animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in
the middle”, asks the duck.
“That’s right!” says the landlord.
The duck looks confused. “What the f**k would they
want with a plasterer?”
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August 25, 2011 7:27pm
nasska

The Sun: World’s fattest woman claims that, as she gets fatter, the number of men who want to have sex with her increases.

The article didn’t specify which creases.
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August 25, 2011 7:30pm
cha

#nasska

Ouch, my minds eye, it burns.
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August 25, 2011 7:32pm
Griff

Modern Barbies

Remuera Barbie:
This modern day princess homemaker Barbie is available with a Mercedes 4WD SUV, a Prada handbag and matching Nike Yoga ensemble. She has a master’s degree and double-majored, but has the luxury of being a stay-at-home mum with Ken’s generous salary. Comes with a Prozac prescription and Botox. Starbucks mug and traffic-jamming Blackberry internet/cell phone device sold separately. Husband Ken is into fishing, golfing and is often “working late.” Available at all Newmarket-area Starbucks retailers.

North Shore Barbie:
This Barbie is only sold at Smith & Caughey. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, your choice of a BMW convertible or Hummer and a long-haired foreign lapdog named “Honey”. Also available is her cookie-cutter development dream house. Available with or without tummy tuck, facelift, and breast augmentation. Workaholic, cheating husband, Ken, comes with a Porsche.

Henderson Barbie:
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie comes with a pair of high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Massey Barbie’s trailer. Her ensemble includes slow-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, strawberry lip gloss and a see-through halter top. Purchase her Holden Ute Convertible separately and get Fly Buys points absolutely free. Boyfriend Ken is in treatment. Available at any Warehouse Store. Massey Barbie sold separately.

Massey Barbie:
This pale model comes dressed in her own Levi jeans 2 Sizes too small, an “It’s All About Me” T- shirt and a Guns and Roses tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six pack of Lucky and comes with Metallica CD’s. She can spit over a distance of 2 metres and kick mullet-haired Ken’s derriere when she is drunk. Also available is the gold-toned cubic zirconium ring that Ken gave her after their last big fight. Comes with Barbie’s Dream Double Wide Trailer. Available at K-Mart.
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August 25, 2011 7:35pm
cha

Getting old in Florida

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Bonita Springs, doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, ‘Do you still get horny?’

The other replies, ‘Oh sure I do.’

The first old lady asks, ‘What do you do about it?’

The second old lady replies, ‘I suck a lifesaver.’

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, ‘Who drives you to the beach?’

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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Ft. Lauderdale reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece..

The third old lady remarked, ‘I can’t hear a word you’re saying, but I remember the guy you’re talking about.

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A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, ‘Are you a stranger here?’

He replies, ‘I lived here years ago.’

‘So, where were you all these years?’

‘In prison,’ he says.

‘Why did they put you in prison?’

He looked at her, and very quietly said, ‘I killed my wife.’

‘Oh!’ said the woman. ‘So you’re single…?!’

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Two elderly people living in Ft. Myers, he was a widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse.

The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, ‘Will you marry me?’

After about six seconds of ‘careful consideration,’ she answered ‘Yes. Yes, I will!’

The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. ‘Did she say ‘yes’ or did she say ‘no’?’

He couldn’t remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her..

First, he explained that he didn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, ‘When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ‘ Yes’ or did you say ‘No’?’

He was delighted to hear her say, ‘Why, I said, ‘Yes, yes I will’ and I meant it with all my heart.’ Then she continued, ‘And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn’t remember who had asked me.’

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A man was telling his neighbor in Miami , ‘I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.’

‘Really,’ answered the neighbor. ‘What kind is it?’

‘Twelve thirty.’

**********************************************************

A little old man shuffled slowly into the ‘Orange Dipper’, an ice cream parlor in Naples , and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’

‘No,’ he replied, ‘hemorrhoids
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August 25, 2011 7:39pm
cha

Peter Ackroyd: ‘Rioting has been a London tradition for centuries’.
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August 25, 2011 7:42pm
Johnboy

“Order Primates Primates 75,000,000 years ago
Suborder Haplorrhini “Dry-nosed” primates (apes, monkeys, and tarsiers) 40,000,000 years ago
Infraorder Simiiformes “Higher” primates (or Simians) (apes, old-world monkeys, and new-world monkeys)
Parvorder Catarrhini “Narrow nosed” primates (apes and old-world monkeys) 30,000,000 years ago
Superfamily Hominoidea Apes 28,000,000 years ago
Family Hominidae Great apes (Humans, chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans) 15,000,000 years ago
Subfamily Homininae Humans, chimpanzees, bonobos, and gorillas 8,000,000 years ago
Tribe Hominini Humans, chimpanzees, and bonobos 5,800,000 years ago
Subtribe Hominina Bipedal apes (australopithecus and descendants) 3,000,000 years ago
Genus Homo Humans, neanderthals, homo erectus, and their direct ancestors 2,500,000 years ago
Species Homo sapiens Humans 500,000 years ago
Sub-species Homo sapiens sapiens Modern humans 200,000 years ago”

Sub-species Homo sexual labourous bludgerous wankerous loserous unionous school-teacherous:…. Extinct in 2008 but haven’t realised it yet! 🙂
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August 25, 2011 7:47pm
nasska

Johnboy

They’re probably waiting for its history to be rewritten….probably along the lines of underpaid, overworked, workers of miracles with young minds etc…….you’ll get the drift.
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August 25, 2011 7:52pm
nasska

The beer company held a contest to select a name for the new beer they had been developing. They advertised over all the airwaves and in all the newspapers. They received thousands of submissions.
The panel of judges was kept busy for many weeks sorting through all of the entries. Finally they settled on one particular entry – “Love On A Lake”. The selected entry was given to the president of the company for his approval.
The president’s comment was, “I like the name but, I’m puzzled as to how the contestant selected this name. If he can explain the meaning of the name, I’ll be happy to award the prize to him.”
The judges located the contestant. When they asked him for an explanation, he responded, “Well, love on a lake is fucking near water and that’s what this beer tastes like!!”
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August 25, 2011 8:00pm
Scott Chris

Johnboy and his mate Michael Laws were coming out of a pub in Gore one evening when Michael Laws spotted a Sheep with its head stuck in the railings.
“Look at that Johnboy, we cant miss a chance like that” says Michael Laws

So Michael Laws walks up behind the sheep, drops his trousers and does the business.

Michael Laws then says “Okay Johnboy its your turn next”

So Johnboy drops his trousers and sticks his head in the railings…… 😉
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August 25, 2011 8:23pm
nasska

Top 3 sheep shagging tips..

1.Place sheep on back. This allows you to French Kiss the sheep at the same time (Plus it can’t run away).
2.Shag your sheep near the edge of a cliff, this causes the sheep to push back harder.
3.Always wear 501 jeans. Sheep can hear zippers from 100 yards!
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August 25, 2011 8:29pm
Luc Hansen

Andrei (1,000) Says:
August 25th, 2011 at 7:05 pm

Classic denialism from an evolution denier.

I wonder how you will explain yourself to your kids and grandkids?
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August 25, 2011 8:30pm
Johnboy

Bullshit SC:

Michael stuck his head in the railings and I got stuck undoing my zip! 🙂

Anyway how do you know?

Ah I remember now. 🙂 🙂

Hope you enjoyed that cigarette you had afterwards! 🙂
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August 25, 2011 8:33pm
nasska

SC

You might be in a spot of bother with Johnboy now……fucked, like a stray sheep on the Wainuiomata Coast Road.
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August 25, 2011 8:38pm
Scott Chris

Luc says:

“I wonder how you will explain yourself to your kids and grandkids?”

Possibly he will deny that he was a denier.
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August 25, 2011 8:38pm
Griff

Missionary

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest New Zealand and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!!

One day, the wife of one of the Tribe’s noblemen gives birth to a white child. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary. ‘You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a Maori woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man that has ever set foot in our village. It doesn’t take a genius to work out what has been going on!’

The missionary replies: ‘No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence – what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one brown one. Nature does this on occasion.’

The chief pauses for a moment then says, ‘Tell you what, you don’t say anything about the sheep, I won’t say anything about the white child.’
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August 25, 2011 8:43pm
Scott Chris

Way ahead of you Johnboy. Who do you think put the sheep there in the first place… 🙂 🙂
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August 25, 2011 8:45pm
Johnboy

All my sheep are white! 🙂
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August 25, 2011 8:46pm
Scott Chris

Nassca – not at all, I’m flattered. 4 smileys!!
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August 25, 2011 8:47pm
Johnboy

Flossy!!!! 🙂

You were that sheep SC! 🙂
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August 25, 2011 8:47pm
Andrei

I wonder how you will explain yourself to your kids and grandkids?

I’ll probably be saying something like “Can you believe that when I was young New Zealand was a rich country, not like it is today impoverished, savage and woe begotten but some people lost their minds and thought the world was going to end so they wrecked the economy, drove the industrious away to places they could still be industrious and left the place to go down the drain”
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August 25, 2011 8:50pm
Griff

Johnny, scott, and griff were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.

scott said, “I wish that was Sharon Stone.”

griff echoed, “I wish it was Demi Moore.”

Little Johnny, sighed, “I wish it was dark” .
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August 25, 2011 8:54pm
Johnboy

Doesn’t sound right Griff. I’ve always been a racist! 🙂
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August 25, 2011 8:57pm
nasska

News reported today that the Taliban are using sheep to detect
mines. They send them into a field and if they’re blown up, they have
dinner.

If they make it through alive, they have a date.
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August 25, 2011 8:58pm
Griff

like a black sheep?
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August 25, 2011 8:58pm
Johnboy

Wise, practical people those Talibans.

Least they don’t fatten the poor little buggers up for Xmas like us civilised chaps. 🙂
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August 25, 2011 9:01pm
nasska

Jose and his son were sitting on top of a hill, outside the township that Jose had founded. Jose turned to his son and began to speak.

‘My son, I trekked through uncharted wilderness and many dangers to find the place to build this fine town, but do they call me ‘Jose the explorer’? No.’

‘And I built the beginnings and majority of this town. Eight out of ten homes were built by my hands,’ he indicated towards the town, ‘but do they call me ‘Jose the constructor’? No.’

‘And I farmed five thousand acres of land with cattle & no aid from anybody but do they call me ‘Jose the rancher? No.’

‘But you fuck one lousy sheep….’
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August 25, 2011 9:03pm
RightNow

A grasshopper goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says ‘you know there’s a drink named after you’?
The grasshopper says ‘who the fuck would call a drink Malcolm?’
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August 25, 2011 9:04pm
Johnboy

I believe in re-incarnation nasska. I once dreamed I lived a previous life as a wetback. Horrible dream it was.
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August 25, 2011 9:08pm
Viking2

On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on.

She went to her husband, a retired military man, and asked, ‘Honey,
do you remember this?’

He looked up from his newspaper and said; ‘Yes dear, I do. You wore
that same negligee the night we were married’

She said, ‘Yes, that’s right. Do you remember what you said to me
that night?’

He nodded and said ‘Yes dear I do’, I said; ‘Oh baby, I’m going to suck
the life out of those boobs and shag your brains out.’

She giggled and said; ‘So now it’s fifty years later, and I’m in the
same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?’

He looked her up and down and said; . . . . . .

‘Mission Accomplished’.
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August 25, 2011 9:08pm
Johnboy

Old age and gravity V2. Old age and gravity! 🙂
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August 25, 2011 9:10pm
Viking2

Wouldn’t know about that JB. 8)
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August 25, 2011 9:14pm
nasska

An elderly couple sat through a porno movie twice. They didn’t get up to
leave until the theater was ready to close for the night. “You folks
must’ve enjoyed the show,” the usher said.

“Disgusting,” said the old lady. “It was revolting,” her husband added.
“Then why did you sit through it twice?” the usher asks.

“We had to wait until you turned up the house lights,” the old lady
replied. “We couldn’t find my panties, and his teeth were in them!”
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August 25, 2011 9:17pm
Banana Llama

You are a brave man Viking2.

lmao!
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August 25, 2011 9:19pm
Scott Chris

Johnboy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two
words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him
in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him
away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two
words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him
away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,”
he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but
complain since you got here.”
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August 25, 2011 9:23pm
Scott Chris

Actually Griff, that sheep did look a little like Sharon Stone.
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August 25, 2011 9:27pm
Scott Chris

Back when Johnboy was little, he was known as Little Johnboy:

One night Little Johnboy was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks “Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?”.

His teacher replies “NO”

Johnboy moans and says “But my mummy lets me”.

“OK then, just for tonight” the teacher replies.

Johnboy jumps into bed with her and asks “Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger”.

She again says “NO”.

“But my mummy lets me” says Johnny again.

“Well I suppose it’s OK” replies the teacher.

Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming “THAT’S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON”

Little Johnboy replies “It aint my finger either”.
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August 25, 2011 9:38pm
Viking2

A few weeks ago the Minister for Treaty Settlements indicated that he might try to rush more than 20 settlement bills through Parliament as an omnibus bill before the House rises. Such a scheme would be a travesty of the democratic process since these bills collectively represent the transfer of over $450 million in taxpayer funded cash and assets

The Deed of Settlement states that the Crown recognised the significance of the Waipa River to Maniapoto and quotes the following as evidence: “Waipa she is the life blood of the people. Waipa she is the life blood of the land, verily she is! Indeed she is the unfailing spring of the earth! She is the water that anoints the thymos of man to bind to the tribe the waters of life that issues forth from the lineage of the gods. She is the water that blesses the umbilical chord to ensure the health of descendants of Maniapoto. ‘Tis the water that permanently renders the knot of the navel chord secure and fast.”

That such writing is used in a legal property rights agreement in a Bill in front of Parliament and signed off by a Minister of the Crown (Chris Finlayson) is ludicrous. It highlights serious concerns about the quality of evidence on which multi-million dollar settlements are based. This is an issue raised by the former Waitangi Tribunal Chairman Sir Eddie Durie in 1999 when he outlined how some claimant groups require researchers to remove material that is unhelpful to their case or change their conclusions – as a condition of being paid; how some iwi want to keep their “evidence” away from public scrutiny by asking the Tribunal to keep it secret; and how some researchers become captured by claimants and prevented from taking a balanced view.[1] In other words, truth is no longer the driving force of what has now become a corrupt settlement process.

http://www.nzcpr.com/weekly291.htm

http://www.nzcpr.com/guest255.htm
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August 25, 2011 9:48pm
Viking2

http://www.nzcpr.com/ResearchPaperMikeButler.pdf

21 AUGUST 2011
MONEY FOR NOTHING – TREATY SETTLEMENTS 1989-2011, ANALYSIS AND COMMENTARY
By Mike Butler
MIKE BUTLER graduated with a BA in English Literature at Victoria University in Wellington, and worked for 18 years as a newspaper journalist, mostly as chief sub-editor of the Hawke’s Bay Herald-Tribune in Hastings. He worked as a contract writer for the New World Encyclopaedia, has had a number of articles published in newspapers and magazines, and wrote The First Colonist – Samuel Deighton 1821-1900, published by Dunmore Publishing late last year.
Foreword by Muriel Newman…
Without a doubt the taxpayer funded Maori grievance industry has become a massive rort on the New Zealand public. Fabricated claims based on doctored history are passed off as legitimate by governments that have few reservations about the on-going transfer of wealth to the tribal elite. Since information
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August 25, 2011 9:55pm
Ryan Sproull

Lee,

I’m sure we can find more quotes that you have found, on Stephen E Jones’ page here: http://members.iinet.net.au/~sejones/darwin03.html
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August 25, 2011 10:15pm
axeman

Luc Hansen (3,104) Says:
August 25th, 2011 at 8:30 pm:

“I wonder how you will explain yourself to your kids and grandkids?”

FTW. You STILL using that specious debate. You have had your arse kicked so much here it is nearly criminal.

What your kids and grandkids will be told is that just like the “Pet Rock” fad of the 1970s, “man-made global warming” was officially part of the pop culture past. It rode off into the warm sunset along with Al Gore’s relevance and Rosy O’Donnell’s television career.

The kids can look forward to an episode of “VH1’s I love the New Millennium” where they gather a bunch of comedians to time warp back to 2008 and cleverly lampoon all the environmental religious left folks who scared school children into thinking the world was going to end in the name of man-made global warming.
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August 26, 2011 12:16am
Nookin

My, my — journalists make things up. I would never have guessed.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/5509938/Journalists-sacked-over-fake-live-crosses
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August 26, 2011 2:14am
Viking2

Best Idea I have seen for years.

Cyclists could pay for safer roads: Coroner
By Natalie Akoorie
5:30 AM Friday Aug 26, 2011

A coroner investigating the deaths of three Waikato cyclists has suggested cyclists could be charged levies in future to pay for safety measures to reduce the cyclist road toll.

But cyclists have labelled it a “kneejerk reaction” that is unfair to bike-riders who already pay more than their share in road-user charges.

At an inquest into last November’s fatal accident, in which Kristy King lost control of her car hitting the three cyclists south of Morrinsville, coroner Gordon Matenga put it to witnesses that safer roads for cyclists would cost more money.
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August 26, 2011 7:46am
mikenmild

I’m not sure how any such levies would work. Only a slight slackening of our obsession with building more roads would free up sufficient resources to fund much better cycle lanes.
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August 26, 2011 7:54am
Elaycee

@Viking2 – Was there any suggestion how the cyclists could substantiate their claim:

“But cyclists have labelled it a “kneejerk reaction” that is unfair to bike-riders who already pay more than their share in road-user charges.”

More than their share? What bollocks.
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