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July 4, 2011 6:38am by David Farrar

General Debate 4 July 2011

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hj

I use a bit of te reo occasionally eg “hey bro!”
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July 4, 2011 3:38pm
hj

Learning a second language is extremely time consuming and comes with an opportunity cost. I would like a new universal language like Esperanto. Funny how a lot of people would howl at an idea like that.
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July 4, 2011 3:43pm
kingofthejuice

USS Missouri legend has some some striking similarities to our current fiscal outlook. Mikenmild, you sound a bit like Joris De Bres. You can only bend over backwards so far.
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July 4, 2011 3:44pm
Fletch

Got this in my email inbox today 🙂

Hone Harawira was seated next to a little girl on an Air New Zealand
flight. He turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the MP smiling smugly, “how about global
warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?”

“OK,” she said. “those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff:
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

Hone looked visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks
about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to
discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you
don’t know shit?”
She went back to reading her book.
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July 4, 2011 4:00pm
Manolo

NZ should send Minto, Bradford, and Harawira to join this protest. Let’s await for the Israeli reception committee.
http://www.voanews.com/english/news/Gaza-Flotilla-Determined-to-Sail-Despite-Setbacks-124910404.html
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July 4, 2011 4:06pm
Inventory2

@ mikenmild (3.23pm); nice to see you in damage limitation mode. Personally, I’m looking forward to Unite union bussing in the troops, staking out Mallard’s Hutt South office, and demanding his resignation.

http://www.unite.org.nz/paul_henry

And for once, I agree with John Minto. He reckoned that Henry had to go. because he’d reached three strikes. Using the same logic, you get this:

Strike one: Belting Tau Henare, and getting prosecuted
Strike two: A homophobic interjection against Christopher Finlayson
Strike three: A racist slur against Indians

C’mon John and Matt; be consistent. Trevor’s had his three strikes; get down there and demand that he be sacked! Or is it OK to be a hypocrite if you’re from the Left? Hang on; don’t bother to answer that…
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July 4, 2011 4:23pm
mikenmild

IV2

Not being in favour of three strikes as a magic solution to anything, I just can’t agree. If Henry ‘had’ to go, then Mallard has to go. There is a difference, though – if the good voters of Hutt South don’t like what Trev said, they can vote for someone else. Henry, in contrast, resigned from his job.
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July 4, 2011 4:29pm
tom hunter

None of you have looked at the “Quackers” video I linked to? I can’t help thinking somebody could do something with it re Trevor.
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July 4, 2011 4:30pm
Manolo

C’mon Matt, be consistent.

Youuuuu aaaaaare dreeeeeaming.
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July 4, 2011 4:34pm
Inventory2

@ mikenmild; whatever; you know that a good part of Hutt South would vote for a drover’s dog if it was wearing a red rosette. Still, it’s nice to know what Labour’s campaign manager REALLY thinks about things…
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July 4, 2011 4:44pm
mikenmild

IV2

Well, we had Joy McLauchlan in Western Hutt till ’99, so anything’s possible. Mind you, part of that former electorate is now in Peter Dunne territory.
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July 4, 2011 4:58pm
pdm

Have a look at The Sports Geek for my post on Nonu joininh the Blues: http://scarletmanuka.blogspot.com/
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July 4, 2011 5:22pm
Viking2

mikenmild (837) Says:
July 4th, 2011 at 9:26 am

, te reo is useful in Aotearoa.

Really, just what for?
I have and do employ Maori and have yet in 45 years to find a use to te reo other than as an excuse for failure.Waste of time and money but, if someone wants to learn te reo then they are free to do so Just like most things in life.
No reason at all why the rest of us should be harassed to support or pay for the bullshit language that is used by Maori elite to create mumbo jumbo confusion in the minds of Pakeha and others. Its insulting.

Shane Jones had a good go at it on Q+A yesterday. Prehistoric mumbo jumbo form people who should know better.
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July 4, 2011 5:56pm
chiz

Watching Tim Groser on TV on last night I was struck by how much he resembled Bolger. Same round face, same vowels, and he even curled his lips the same way when he talked.
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July 4, 2011 6:08pm
Pete George

chiz – we had a discussion about that here yesterday, and yes, I think particularly with his speech he resembles Bolger.
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July 4, 2011 6:29pm
chiz

Pete – where? I can’t find it.
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July 4, 2011 6:41pm
Megatron

Surely I did not hear correctly? One news going on about it being Maori language week and the theme is “cherish”. I nearly dropped my G&T!!! Cherish…… How about cherishing children rather than shaking the shit out of them. How cherishing the law rather than languishing (disproportionally) in the prisons….. How about cherishing Work rather than putting the hand out.. Cherish, it’s a fucking joke. Tinacocoa tinacocoa coathnger rio………bro!!
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July 4, 2011 6:51pm
starboard

chiz and PG..Im of the same opinion..was watching Q+A and said to my wife at the time what a remarkable resemblance Groser was to Bolger.
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July 4, 2011 6:58pm
nasska

Tokoroa Appeal

Massive storms hit Tokoroa in the late hours of 3nd July 2011

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering
‘Faaackinell’…

The storms devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of
damage.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals
were woken well before their Work and Income payments arrived.

The South Waikato Times reported that hundreds of residents were
confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with
the fact that something interesting had happened in Tokoroa.

One resident, Tina Smith-Brown, a
15-year-old mother of 3 said ‘It was such a shock, my little
Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest
two Dunhill and Jack Daniels slept through it all.’

Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and
carried on as normal. The New Zealand Red Cross has so far managed
to ship 4,000 crates of Waikato Draught to the area to help the
stricken locals.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing
is most sought after – items most needed include: flannelette
shirts, Fubu jeans or puffer jackets, bandanas (blue in colour,
definitely NOT red) jandals and any other items usually sold in
South Auckland markets. Food parcels may be harder to come by, but
are needed all the same.

Required foodstuffs urgently needed include: Fish and Chips,KFC,
Baked beans, Ice cream, Chips, Fizzy drinks.

Donations of $28.00 will be taken to buy a packet of Port Royal 30
grams and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

Please don’t forward this to anyone living in Tokoroa – oh, stuff it,
they won’t be able to read it, anyway!
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July 4, 2011 6:59pm
Manolo

This savage did it maybe because he didn’t learn to speak te reo: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/crime/news/article.cfm?c_id=30&objectid=10736287

For how many more years we would have to pay for this beast? Another case of the violent gene?
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July 4, 2011 7:06pm
starboard

Megatron..thats why we watch 3 news…very little maori language week… watched a portion of the poxy Good morning show on one this morning..fuck me it was revolting…maori-fyed beyond belief…TV one is a gona.
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July 4, 2011 7:06pm
mikenmild

nasska

First saw this email as a response to Hutt Valley floods in 2004. Still funny.
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July 4, 2011 7:06pm
starboard

stop highlighting maori as crims Manolo, ..you’re worse than that (racist) prick starboard..
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July 4, 2011 7:10pm
Manolo

Thank you, starboard. Your expert advice will be heeded.
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July 4, 2011 7:13pm
kaya

I just watched Close Up, I’m confused. Can someone explain why chemical highs are legal and natural ones aren’t? I don’t do either but this one has me fucked. A mind altering substance that (apparently) nobody knows what is in it is legal, and rules around it’s sa;e are being formulated. A mind altering weed that grows freely anywhere and is one of natures plants is illegal?
Hmmm, I suppose a cynic would say the word “freely” might give us a clue.
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July 4, 2011 7:15pm
mikenmild

Simple kaya, the government has not got around to banning them all yet. Peter Dunne, the Minister Responsible for Liquor Industry Profits, has promised to do something about it though, in the name of health, as in ‘your health’.
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July 4, 2011 7:22pm
fatboy slim

kaya – chemical highs help most politicians with delivering the rort to the public, however the Greens prefer good old fashioned swamp weed. Pop a pill pollie and take a trip and never leave the farm.
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July 4, 2011 7:23pm
Pauleastbay

6.42 am – 7.22 pm 13 hours non fucking stop, its like an echo
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July 4, 2011 7:37pm
Steve

Cabbage is so natural, grows well in horseshit
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July 4, 2011 7:38pm
starboard

“6.42 am – 7.22 pm 13 hours non fucking stop, its like an echo”

Bawhahahaha!! What do you expect from a left leaning Govt employee on 71 K !
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July 4, 2011 7:44pm
nasska

This maths sequence can predict your all time favourite film…Mine was JAWS. I’m not sure how it works but it does!
Try without looking at the answers.
Pick a number from 1-9.
Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the 2 digits together
^
^
^
^
^
^
1. Avatar
2. Goldfinger
3. Oliver
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. Saving Private Ryan
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Goats & Leather Clad Gay Boys
10. Mary Poppins
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July 4, 2011 7:46pm
Pete George

Sorry chiz, badly worded, here at home. I was busy on the computer and my wife said the guy on TV sounded like Bolger. I thought, yeah, maybe a little, but I sat and listened and sure enough it was unmistakeably similar.
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July 4, 2011 7:46pm
Fletch

Peter Dunne, the Minister Responsible for Liquor Industry Profits

Mr Lip?
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July 4, 2011 7:49pm
Pauleastbay

No. 9 is big in Christchurch
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July 4, 2011 7:59pm
Pauleastbay

Starboard

he’s full of it, what Govt employee works 13 hours a day, especially starting at 6.42 am
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July 4, 2011 8:03pm
starboard

no 2 and no 8’s big in auckland ( just replace gold with brown )
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July 4, 2011 8:03pm
fatboy slim

Rooney loves no8 Grease. Yuck what a sick f..k.
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July 4, 2011 8:04pm
starboard

Paul@eastbay
good call..my bad , sorry.
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July 4, 2011 8:04pm
mikenmild

Paul

Who says I’ve been at work today? 13 hours, even police wouldn’t work that hard.
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July 4, 2011 8:05pm
big bruv

Hey look guys..our old pal D4J has snuck back in under another name.
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July 4, 2011 8:15pm
kingofthejuice

@Fletch (1,971) Says:
July 4th, 2011 at 7:49 pm

Peter Dunne, Minister Responsible for Booze Income Generation…..
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July 4, 2011 8:19pm
nasska

Handy Hints

A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock, will prevent you from going back to sleep.
Make bath times as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath.
Take the batteries out of a torch. Filled with angry wasps it makes an inexpensive vibrator.
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July 4, 2011 8:35pm
fatboy slim

At the risk of being a nerd and the new kid on the block, but big bruv who the hell is D4J?
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July 4, 2011 8:38pm
reid

D4J is a commenter here: it’s an abbreviation for Dad for Justice.
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July 4, 2011 8:41pm
reid

Always listen to Hooten and Bradford on Mondays:

http://www.radionz.co.nz/national/programmes/ninetonoon/audio/2492730/politics-with-matthew-hooton-and-sue-bradford.asx
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July 4, 2011 8:42pm
Rodders

or as an alternative to Hooten and Bradford http://www.sound101.org/badvibes
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July 4, 2011 9:00pm
big bruv

fatboyslim

D4J is the resident (currently banned) lunatic, he is as they say “known to the Police”, believeve they have had to lock him up a couple of times.
He claims to be a right winger but from what I can work out he is a bludger who has not worked for years. He also has a hated of females, I suspect he is gay to tell you the truth.

His homosetendenciesnceis come out when he is highly agitated, given that he is a complete nutter this happens far too often for my liking, for some reason he keeps asking me out on a date, I have told him time and time again that I am not gay but the fool persists.

Oh well, at least I know you are not him posting under another name, hell, if you were D4J I would imagine that this post would drive you crazy….good job you are not aye.
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July 4, 2011 9:01pm
double d

bb – behave!
🙂
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July 4, 2011 9:28pm
fatboy slim

WOW big bruv, you show such hatred towards a banned man who cannot defend himself. I can assure you I am not him.Who are the hell are you anyway. You look like very twisted and bitter.
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July 4, 2011 9:32pm
Elaycee

“6.42 am – 7.22 pm 13 hours non fucking stop, its like an echo…”

Just like an unhinged, bionic gob – spouting more hot air than Mt St. Helens at it’s peak.

🙂
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July 4, 2011 9:59pm
Nostradamus

Fatboy Slim:

Hmmm, for someone who’s supposedly just joined the Kiwiblog community, you seem curiously interested in hearing about D4J. Let me ask you this then: what do you make of this comment (on another blog):

dad4justice says:
May 6, 2011 at 05:22

Farrar the faggot can shove his pathetic blog up his fat arse. I hope big bruv the vile coward narks up this comment so i can get more demerits. Kiwiblog banned sanity years ago, nowadays it’s a foaming cess pit of demented nutbars .

Do you agree with those sentiments?
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July 5, 2011 1:52am
big bruv

See what I man about the gay fixation Nos?

Old D4J really has issues he needs to deal with.
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July 5, 2011 5:29am
Nostradamus

Big Bruv:

I’m wondering if ~~Dad4Justice~~ Fatboy Slim will come back and explain why he’s so keen to comment on Kiwiblog. I mean, if he really feels that way about the host and others who comment here, why bother?

Anyway, until DPF kicks him off, I guess you can look forward to D4J chasing you across Kiwiblog threads for a while – see 3 July general debate thread as an example of what I mean 🙂
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July 5, 2011 6:32am
big bruv

Yep Nos, it rather does prove what you are saying.
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