General Debate 10 July 2011

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RightNow

Damns. I don’t hAve a speech prepared for this
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July 10, 2011 9:31am
starboard

I do..John Ansells awesome.
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July 10, 2011 9:32am
joana

Any news here in NZ about all the trouble on the streets of K.L.? A mass rally against the corrupt , despicable rulers lead to the arrest of the various leaders , tear gas and water cannons. They are very brave. Malaysia has the I.S.A. law which means people can be held without trial indefinitly. The longest time i have heard of anyone being held under this law was 32 years. Of course , he was a Chinese man. This law is a legacy of the British , but the UMNO crowd could have repealed it at any time and have not done so. No mention of human rights when NZ was rushing to sign a free trade agreement with these mongrels.
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July 10, 2011 9:39am
fatboy slim

joana;- unfortunately New Zealand does not regard human rights as important when signing up with primitive slaughter merchants, for example the Chinese do a roaring trade in human body parts. We do not need a FTA with such a sinister race of cruel murderers.

http://youtu.be/0whb5vdtmbU
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July 10, 2011 9:51am
Sonny Blount

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I,_Pencil

I am a lead pencil—the ordinary wooden pencil familiar to all boys and girls and adults who can read and write.[1]
Writing is both my vocation and my avocation; that’s all I do.
You may wonder why I should write a genealogy. Well, to begin with, my story is interesting. And, next, I am a mystery—more so than a tree or a sunset or even a flash of lightning. But, sadly, I am taken for granted by those who use me, as if I were a mere incident and without background. This supercilious attitude relegates me to the level of the commonplace. This is a species of the grievous error in which mankind cannot too long persist without peril. For, as a wise man observed, “We are perishing for want of wonder, not for want of wonders.”[2]
I, Pencil, simple though I appear to be, merit your wonder and awe, a claim I shall attempt to prove. In fact, if you can understand me—no, that’s too much to ask of anyone—if you can become aware of the miraculousnesswhich I symbolize, you can help save the freedom mankind is so unhappily losing. I have a profound lesson to teach. And I can teach this lesson better than can an automobile or an airplane or a mechanical dishwasher because—well, because I am seemingly so simple.
Simple? Yet, not a single person on the face of this earth knows how to make me.

Milton Friedman’s summarised version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vjrzUplWU
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July 10, 2011 9:54am
Seamonkey Madness

Less than a month to go till Beervana.
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July 10, 2011 10:01am
RightNow

Beervana is achievable anytime if one has the will. 30 litres of homebrew conditioning in the shed facilitates things nicely too.
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July 10, 2011 10:04am
Manolo

Coddington on the deranged Luddites: http://msn.nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=10737446
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July 10, 2011 10:06am
mikenmild

Good article on Muslim women in NZ:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/5261869/Women-in-bid-to-lift-veil-of-ignorance
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July 10, 2011 10:11am
big bruv

So….does anybody know who won the Rugby?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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July 10, 2011 10:13am
mikenmild

big bruv

Well, all credit to the two teams, and a little more credit into my TAB account! Thanks for those juicy odds on a Reds win.
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July 10, 2011 10:33am
mikenmild

Falafulu/spiritfree

You wanted to argue that Maori didn’t own NZ in 1840. so far as I’m aware, about the last people to advance that were the NZ Company with there purported purchases in the 1840s. Even then, the British government were prepared to recognise sovereignty where it lay.
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July 10, 2011 10:35am
Spiritfree

Transferred from ACT Angst at Mikenmild’s request and promise of an answer:

…which Maori ‘owned’ which parts, eh? The whole situation is absurd. And I mean that word, it’s absurd. Take the area in the North Hokianga around Kohukohu and Panguru as an example. Which Iwi ‘owned’ that in 1840? Well as it happens, it was a different one to the one that was there in 1810. But those who live there aren’t taught that, they are blissfully unaware that their forefathers got rid of those who’d been there earlier and as far as they’re concerned they think that “it’s always been our land bla bla”.

Please tell me this, Mikenmild, precisely how much compensation have the Ngapuhi (who as an Iwi now have $m’s) paid the Iwi that lived in the Auckland region before they killed – and ate – all those who couldn’t get away when they sacked the Pa’s there in the Musket Wars? How much, Mikenmild? How much?

……….so I’d be fascinated by your answer to the precise question in the 2nd para, Mikenmild, if you’d like to oblige?
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July 10, 2011 10:44am
big bruv

Did we see another example of a NZ rugby team folding under pressure last night?

Another example of why McCaw is a crap captain?

Another example of why NZ rugby fails when we have Cantabs in leadership roles?
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July 10, 2011 10:45am
fatboy slim

Do not worry folks big bruv is suffering badly from a cantab obsessive-addictive disorder. I think it has something to do with an incident way back with a horny ram and a set of gumboots .
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July 10, 2011 10:52am
mikenmild

Spritifree

Is your argument that as Maori ‘ownership’ could be based on conquest that it was invalid? Do you really believe that there is a viable compensation claim for incidents during the musket wars? Should tribes who conquered in Auckland, Wellington, the Chathams, wherever be now held responsible? Is this relevant at all to present-day relationships? The iwi concerned don’t appear to think so, barring some argument about the extent of rohe in various areas.

Did warfare between tribes invalidate claims of ownership?

Sounds a bit like the old myth that because Maori displaced Moriori then they should yield in turn to the superior Europeans.

I wouldn’t have thought I’d see SOLO advocating for dispossession of property.
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July 10, 2011 10:56am
plebe

Could we be thrashed by the French again????????
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July 10, 2011 11:12am
Spiritfree

Of course it’s relevant, Mikenmild! It’s comparing like with like!

If there is compensation for what happened from 1840 onwards, then whyever shouldn’t there be compensation for incidents during the musket wars, which happened just a few years earlier?

Basically, what you’re saying is this. The Maori 1 who displaced Maori 2 gained ownership and need not compensate Maori 2. But where Pakeha displaced Maori 1…OH NO! Compensation must be paid.

And that is before any consideration of the disgrace to humanity that was what Maori 1 did to Maori 2 during the process. Thankfully, Pakeha came in and halted that part of everyday life for Maori. But are still paying compensation for so doing.
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July 10, 2011 11:14am
Jimbob

You are right Spiritfree, but what can the guy in the street do about it. He is powerless, both the major parties see it differently. A date needs to be set and no more after that date. Period.
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July 10, 2011 11:21am
Falafulu Fisi

Mike said…
You wanted to argue that Maori didn’t own NZ in 1840. so far as I’m aware, about the last people to advance that were the NZ Company with there purported purchases in the 1840s.

You are not arguing anything here. Can you elaborate?
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July 10, 2011 11:22am
Nookin

BB

You want crap, look at the pufficanes. Bitch about no love when the contract is sitting on the managers desk – and read about the others (Gear, Jane etc). They have been offered deals and have not responded for their own personal reasons but still allowed the perception that they were being ignored to fester. The Crusaders didnt have it last night but if you are talking folding under pressure look at their record. Maybe if some of the other teams pulled their weight then NZ would be a bloody sight better off.
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July 10, 2011 11:22am
mikenmild

Spiritfree

The British government recognised Maori sovereignty in 1840 and instituted a system for purchasing land from the Maori owners. Are we clear on that?

Prior to 1840, Maori ‘regulated’ land ownerships through mechanisms of their own choice, including warfare. After 1840, the situation was a recognised by the Crown, those in possession of the land were considered the owners. No one has ever suggested a return to a pre-1840 situation. Where would one set the starting point? 1830? 1810? 1769?

Falafulu

You are the one asserting that Maori did not own the land in 1840. They did, as recognised by the British government and purchasers of their land.
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July 10, 2011 11:26am
big bruv

Nookin

I appreciate that you are not having a good day, but you really must open your one eye a bit further.

NZ rugby has had a long record of failure when there are Cantabs in positions of power, we can go back to the embarrassing days of Blackadder and Thorne to see the start of this inability to deal with pressure, McCheat is simply continuing the legacy.

Mark my words Nookin, the All Blacks will win nothing with McCheat as captain.
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July 10, 2011 11:29am
mikenmild

BB

Be kind to them, let it go.
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July 10, 2011 11:31am
fatboy slim

So the symptoms of big bruv’s disorder continue to deteriorate. Poor chap needs some much-needed help.
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July 10, 2011 11:34am
gravedodger

Compulsive Obsessive with an overlay of Paranoia. Definitely needs help and clearly doesn’t have a friend to help him find it.

7 titles from 10 finals.

Next best the Blues 3 titles from 5 finals.

And it is all about cheating and what else.

“most of New Zealand were cheering for the REDS”.

Not even all those who put a lazy $20 on them with the odds the TAB were offering.
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July 10, 2011 12:00pm
Nookin

BB
Maybe not. Maybe it’s time for some of the other unions to produce something better. Why is it that they consistently fail to do so? Do you really miss d4j so much?
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July 10, 2011 12:00pm
iMP

An ex-muslim now Christian pastor from Kuala Lumpur has been touring NZ last fortnight speaking about the situation in Indonesia and Malaysia. Then BAM! Growing persecution and arrests of Christians in both countries, so these KL protests for reform are welcome. Same pressures for sharia law and radical Islamisation now confront Indo. as it is other nations. Malaysia quite challenged on this, as has been historically secular and moderate, but Islam is polarising governments and populaces. Ideological civil war.
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July 10, 2011 12:09pm
plebe

God we WILL choke in the world cup, we are fucked as usual whats more to be said. GO THE WIORLD
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July 10, 2011 12:11pm
DavidR

Nookin @ 12.00

How can BB be missing d4j when he is right there – 2 posts before yours?
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July 10, 2011 12:15pm
Falafulu Fisi

Mike said…
You are the one asserting that Maori did not own the land in 1840. They did, as recognised by the British government and purchasers of their land.

Mike, obviously you haven’t read Peter Creswell’s article in full to fully grasp his argument?

They only owned what they were currently occupying at the time recognized by British common law at the time and that explained what you’ve just stated above. But there was no common law recognized in this country before the British arrived, because it was the law of the jungle here at the time. The reason the British settlers purchased land here was because they already had 600 years of common law in place. They could have just cruised along here and shoot everybody and grabbed their land, but they didn’t, because they abode by their own standard, the civilized common law that they brought here. That’s why they purchased, instead of land grab by shooting. They could have done the easy option of land grab by shooting since it was the norm of the day. There was no chance at all that Maoris would have resisted.

Mike, may I suggest that you educate your self (just any topics) because I find your arguments here on this blog, not sharp at all. Either philosophically, intellectual level or even facts. Educate yourself because it will make your debating very formidable. Its hard to convey a point to you in a debate, because your understanding of issues is really empty and don’t be insult by this, because I’m pointing out a fact. Well I have to repeat to you something 100 times and you still don’t get it.
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July 10, 2011 12:17pm
Nookin

Fatboy is d4j? Missed that somewhere along the way. So, the spittle of courtship starts anew? I guess something had to happen now that Penny is looking at alternative ways of fixing the world.
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July 10, 2011 12:38pm
fatboy slim

Nookin,please do not think I am d4j. Is everybody that disagrees with big bruv labelled him?
Lets just say that I have personal ties to the Canterbury rugby team and please leave it at that.This utter nonsense is so tiring.
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July 10, 2011 12:53pm
Inventory2

Anyone else see the rich irony of Matt McCarten bleating about tax rorts when his union owes IRD $134k and a company of which he was sole director (which contracted to Unite union) was put into liquidation at the request of IRD?

http://keepingstock.blogspot.com/2011/07/of-matt-mccarten-tax-rorts-and-irony.html

Solid gold hypocrisy methinks…
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July 10, 2011 1:10pm
Elaycee

@Inventory2 – “…Anyone else see the rich irony…”

Yup – no surprises there… no breathless expose by a bimbo on on TV ‘current affairs’ expected either.

The silence is deafening.
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July 10, 2011 1:14pm
Inventory2

@ Elaycee – it proves the value of the blogosphere for keeping Lefties accountable.
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July 10, 2011 1:18pm
RightNow

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct……..leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’
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July 10, 2011 1:20pm
mikenmild

Falafulu

History not your strong suit, eh? You really think that 600 years of English common law meant that the British government could come and take all of New Zealand? What rot. The British government explicitly recognised Maori sovereignty prior to 1840, which led to it seeking a treaty. As for ‘they could have just cruised along here and shoot everybody and grabbed their land’, well in reality, the British lacked any substantial force to challenge actual Maori sovereignty until 1845, and the results then weren’t too flash.
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July 10, 2011 1:21pm
Falafulu Fisi

Mike said…
The British government explicitly recognised Maori sovereignty prior to 1840, which led to it seeking a treaty.

Any reference?
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July 10, 2011 1:24pm
Nookin

Fatboy
Thanks for clearing that up. I was about to put a towell under the computer to catch all the expectoration that flows when he is around.

Shame about last night. If they had won I think it would have been a more memorable achievement than winning the RWC.

@IV2: not really ironical when you remember that inconveniences such as laws and such like do not apply to socialists. The PAYE was, after all, their money and they were simply redistributing it without the need of the middleman (ie the government).
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July 10, 2011 1:26pm
Inventory2

Actually Nookin, the PAYE was McCarten’s employees’ money, especially that which had been deducted for Kiwisaver. For McCarten to have retained it and not passed in on to IRD borders on theft. It’s a disgraceful example for a union leader to be setting.
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July 10, 2011 1:33pm
simonway

Falu: iirc, the Declaration of Independence was recognised by the British government.
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July 10, 2011 1:40pm
Nookin

Which makes the MSM silence so astounding — esp when he is part of a political movement. Hughes’career came to a sudden standstill over a swissball. Matt should at least be shown the door of the union. I seem to recall that at the time he said he had other priorities.

One thing you could clarify. if the union does not stump up, do the employees have to make up the shortfall? I assume that they do.
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July 10, 2011 1:40pm
kingofthejuice

Regarding the rugby; I’ve can’t remember a game where McCaw had so little impact. Was it injury, age or lack of match fitness that hampered his performance?
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July 10, 2011 1:48pm
Elaycee

@Nookin – :One thing you could clarify. if the union does not stump up, do the employees have to make up the shortfall? I assume that they do.”

I’m sure you’ll find that PAYE is paid in good faith by employees (via deductions) and the employer holds it in trust until such time it is due to be paid to the IRD. If the employer reneges on his / her obligations,the employees would not be expected to pay it a second time.
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July 10, 2011 1:51pm
mikenmild

Falafulu

You could probably find this in any standard general history of NZ. But here’s a passage from the 1981 Oxford History talking about Britain’s role before 1840:

‘In October 1837, for example, Busby convened a gathering of thirty-four northern chiefs at Waitangi where they declared their country to be an independent state…the British Government, which had recognized a national flag organized by Busby in 1834, formally accepted its role as parent and protector.’ JMR Owens, p 43.

Or:
‘To do this it was necessary to negotiate a Treaty with the New Zealanders, because the British Government had explicitly disclaimed political rights in New Zealand, and had formally recognized the sovereign independence of the several Maori chiefs.’ J Rutherford, 1947, p 6.
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July 10, 2011 2:01pm
big bruv

Nookin

If Fatboy is new then how the hell does he know so much about D4J?
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July 10, 2011 2:04pm
fatboy slim

And so the disorder continues. I read blogs including yours. You have the wrong gender for a start. haha what a sick joke.
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July 10, 2011 2:31pm
Nookin

BB
I do see a familiar theme emerging.
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July 10, 2011 2:37pm
Nookin

Elaycee. That is one way of looking at it. The other way is that the tax liability is that of the employee who remains liable. The employer is simply the collection agency. This is why failing to account for PAYE is regarded as one of the naughtiest tax defaults.
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July 10, 2011 2:40pm
wat dabney

It’s always strange to see the left arguing in favour of property rights when it suits them.
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July 10, 2011 2:40pm
Viking2

Rings wing way past GST
By Abby Gillies
5:30 AM Sunday Jul 10, 2011

I
Ingrid Dekker and her fiancee Jim Wellacott have managed to get the tax back on Ingrid’s engagement ring. Photo / Janna Dixon

Never mind the idyllic honeymoon – jewellers are sending expensive engagement rings on their own tropical holidays to avoid paying tens of thousands of dollars in tax.

On his jeweller’s advice, one besotted groom saved more than $25,000 on a $206,000 rock by arranging for the jeweller to sell it to him through a duty-free store, taking it away on holiday with him then flying back in without having to pay GST on it.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=10737521

Another loophole for Bill to Fill?
What about if I bought an expensive camera or some other such item. A bit like purchasing offshore via a credit card.
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July 10, 2011 2:44pm
kowtow

What’s the money the NZ and Oz gummints’ treat Malaya the same way they do the Fijians?

Hypocracy alert.

By the way it is very easy to blame British laws for modern oppression. The difference is that under British rule British judges would have applied British standards of justice and I assume there was always a right to appeal all the way to London if necessary (thanks for taking that one Labour).

But in todays’ former colonies the appeal is likely to go to a govt stooge .
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July 10, 2011 3:08pm
joana

IMP
Moderate Malaysia was always a self perpetuated myth. Just ask any non muslims who have lived there and the persecution of Christians is nothing new.
Kowtow
British judges and British justice was brutal. They were always great fans of hanging wherever they went and starvation was a favourite too. The ISA law or the Internal Security Act was brought to into deal with the communists who were mainly Chinese. They tried to starve them out of the jungle. But as I said this law could easily have been repealed but their previous dictator was as brutal as the British so kept it for the same reasons , to keep himself in power.
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July 10, 2011 4:13pm
reid

Wonder how long it’s going to take before Cameron tells Rupert he’s not going to be getting BSkyB?

Wonder what’s going to happen then?

This is another nail…

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/8627020/Phone-hacking-worst-is-yet-to-come-Rebekah-Brooks-tells-News-of-the-World-staff.html
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July 10, 2011 4:19pm
mikenmild

ABs just named:
BACKS: Mils Muliaina, Hosea Gear, Richard Kahui, Conrad Smith, Sonny Bill Williams, Ma’a Nonu, Dan Carter, Jimmy Cowan, Andy Ellis, Piri Weepu, Israel Dagg, Zac Guildford, Isaia Toeava, Colin Slade.

FORWARDS: Kieran Read, Richie McCaw, Jerome Kaino, Adam Thomson, Liam Messam, Brad Thorn, Ali Williams, Sam Whitelock, Jarrad Hoeata, Ben Franks, Owen Franks, John Afoa, Corey Flynn, Andrew Hore, Keven Mealamu, Tony Woodcock

Plus 4 to cover for current injuries: Wyatt Crockett, Cory Jane, Sitiveni Sivivatu, Ben Smith.
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July 10, 2011 4:33pm
kingofthejuice

mikenmild (1,037) Says:
July 10th, 2011 at 4:33 pm
“ABs just named:”

So Andrew Hore can shoot a seal. Hope he can throw straight. I know Corey Flynn can’t.
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July 10, 2011 5:02pm
mikenmild

Corey Flynn will break an arm soon enough. Hore/Mealamu will be alright.

Unlucky: Smith, Jan, Fruean
Lucky: Flynn, Toeava, Kahui

But not too much to argue about, I reckon.
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July 10, 2011 5:06pm
reid

http://blogs.reuters.com/mediafile/2011/07/07/rupert-murdochs-global-empire/
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July 10, 2011 5:21pm
Nookin

Jan? Girls name. Must be a hurricane.
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July 10, 2011 5:21pm
mikenmild

Jan/Jane whatever. Check out his kids’ names: Cassius and Tennyson
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July 10, 2011 5:26pm
Nookin

Goodness me, I have cracked 1000 posts and it has only taken 3 years. Can’t keep up the giddy pace of some, however.
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July 10, 2011 5:28pm
Elaycee

@Nookin… Ha ha – can’t resist pointing out that the resident moron has clocked up 931 posts (and counting) in a MONTH!

But at least yours are worth reading!

😉
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July 10, 2011 5:44pm
Nookin

Jane is unlucky but the biggest loser must be Crockett. Few have come close to him this year. Possibility that mobility is the key. Forward pack is big and mobile. Feel sorry for Josevata but I think the game has overtaken him. The modern wing seems to need real gas in a confined space — like the two Reds wings. Ben Smith is in that league. Toeava may not have the gas but he can beat a man. I rate him. Zac is lucky. Has gas but needs to work on change of direction, both ways.
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July 10, 2011 5:44pm
Nookin

Thanks, Elaycee. I’m going to celebrate with a ginger beer.
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July 10, 2011 5:46pm
mikenmild

Nookin

I’m having a wine. Ben Smith – I agree. I’d have him ahead of Toeava. I’d hardly heard of Smith when he made the ABs first; but he has been terrific this year and has that something extra.
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July 10, 2011 5:58pm
Viking2

I see that Whale has handed MM his head on a plate.

http://gotcha.co.nz/
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July 10, 2011 6:25pm
Viking2

Labour poll disaster

by Whaleoil on July 10, 2011 · 0 comments

The lates 3News/Reid Research poll has come out and it is a disaster for Labour and this is before the population learned of Labour’s plan to tax then harder.

The results are:

National — up 2.% to $55.1%

Labour — down 2.9% to 29.9%

Greens — up 2.6% to 9.1%

ACT — down 0.5% to 1.7%

Maori — down 0.8% to 0.8%

Mana — up 0.2% to 0.7%

In the preferred Prime Minister stakes John Key has 50.%% and Phil Goff has 6.9%.

HATIP. Whaleoil. http://gotcha.co.nz/
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July 10, 2011 6:26pm
Viking2

ACT — down 0.5% to 1.7%

So all the changes achieved exactly what Ansell predicted.

What do you say to that Chuck.
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July 10, 2011 6:28pm
mikenmild

V2

Wondering if it was true is not the same as accusing him of making it up. Doesn’t make me ‘pinko leftist scum’ either. Classy, that Whale.

Also, cue Labour bleating that the only poll that matters is in November. Being so weak now just makes likely supporters look harder at alternatives.
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July 10, 2011 6:34pm
Elaycee

@Nookin (1,011) July 10th, 2011 at 2:40 pm. Re McCarten and PAYE liabilities.

I think your query was raised when the news first broke re McCarten / his tax issues and one of the posters here suggested that the liability lay with the employer as the PAYE was, in effect held in trust. It seems to be a reasonable position given that the deductions have been made by the employer on behalf of the IRD.

Perhaps a tax specialist / someone who deals in this, could confirm?
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July 10, 2011 6:37pm
mikenmild

Elaycee

I’m no expert, but unpaid PAYE is one of the biggest causes of bankruptcies/company wind ups. Liability definitely remains with the employer. IRD quite rightly take a very strict view on this – if someone can’t pass on the PAYE then they shouldn’t be in business. IRD helps them to get out of business.
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July 10, 2011 6:42pm
reid

PAYE is explicitly defined in the Income Tax Act as “trust monies.”

McCarten stole from his employees, as this money was held in trust, by him, on their behalf. What would he say about that, if he was talking about another employer, say ACT for example, who did the same thing?
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July 10, 2011 6:52pm
nasska

HANDY HINTS PART 1

LADY DRIVERS. Draw a little diagram on a Post-it showing the position of the hand brake and gearstick, and stick it to your dashboard. This will save you having to look for them when the lights go green.
SUPERMARKETS. Help promote healthy living by putting your cakes, ice creams, pies etc. in aisles that are too narrow for fatties to fit through.
WEIGHT watchers. After reaching your ideal weight, maintain it by weighing yourself before and after a dump. The weight difference is the amount of food you can eat before having another dump.
PUBLIC toilet users. When you realise the person in the next cubicle is holding fire until you leave, simply open and close the toilet door without leaving. Their first plop can then be greeted with a huge cheer.
OLD people. Ensure a good fight at your wake by leaving a valuable antique in your will to a distant relative, whilst promising it to a closer relative verbally before you die.
WOMEN Don’t waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn’t give a shit anyway and you could use the saved energy to vacuum the house after you’ve been banged.
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July 10, 2011 7:00pm
mikenmild

nasska

You ever read the ‘Top Tips’ in Viz magazine?
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July 10, 2011 7:05pm
nasska

mikenmild

Never knew it existed….thanks for the tip.
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July 10, 2011 7:12pm
Viking2

The future for builders.

Nice little graph here in this article about Metro Glass. Look at 1974 before and after and then project that to this year and next and the year after. Last years was the lowest number of consents on the graph followed closely by the two tears back. Someone clever than me might like to do a graph with this information and population imposed on it.

My initial thoughts are that next year will see arise especially with CHCH but the year after will see a big leap. And don’t forget Auckland is loosing 700 houses to motorways in the next year or so.

He said Metro GlassTech’s outlook for the rest of the 2011 calendar year wasn’t great but things were looking better for 2012, with the rebuild of Christchurch after the earthquakes and a broader improving building outlook.
“I think the 2012 calendar year is looking really strong,” Ellis said.
The latest Statistics New Zealand figures, for May, show annualised building consents for dwellings and apartments of just 13,917. That’s the lowest May year figure since records began in 1966. It’s also way down on the recent peak of 32,193 in the year to May 2004 and record high of 39,636 in the year to May 1974. See more here.

Over the next year Ellis said 4,000 to 5,000 consents could come out of Christchurch, which would make a big difference.
“20,000 plus (on an annualised basis) could be there very soon which is pretty useful,” he said.
New residential building and commercial work was the bulk of Metro GlassTech’s business but the firm was also getting a fillip from a rapidly growing, albeit small, amount of work fitting retro double glazing.

http://www.interest.co.nz/news/54247…thing-says-cha
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July 10, 2011 7:28pm
bhudson

V2,

“So all the changes achieved exactly what Ansell predicted. ”

IIRC John Ansell predicted Don Brash would take ACT to 40%, so I’m not sure on the accuracy of your statement above
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July 10, 2011 7:30pm
Elaycee

reid says: “PAYE is explicitly defined in the Income Tax Act as “trust monies.”

Thanks reid – appreciated. 😉
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July 10, 2011 7:34pm
Pete George

Ansell today adjusted his prediction to 20%, but that may be allowing for splitting the party and calling everyone who didn’t applaud him a coward.
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July 10, 2011 7:42pm
Viking2

. What Indian call centres are really like – This piece by Andrew Marantz in Mother Jones is today’s must-read.

It is his account of posing as an Indian call centre worker.

It poses some uncomfortable questions about the outsourcing of services.

It makes you think more than twice about globalisation.

The detail is excruciating and fascinating.

Luckily many of our banks and Telcos have held back from outsourcing so far.

Yellow Pages is in the Philippines, as is Telecom’s broadband. Vodafone used to outsource to Egypt but has since decided to move back.

Is this all a good idea? I used to think it was. It gave New Zealanders cheaper services and increased the wages of those in the third world.

But now I’m beggining to wonder. Perhaps all it does is take jobs off the middle classes in the developed world and create sweat shop jobs in the third world. Multinational companies then pocket the difference as profits on the way through and distribute the money as higher dividends or bonuses to the most senior managers.

Is this sustainable? I wonder.

Here’s the best anecdote from the article, which is long but well worth a read.

During our second day of culture training, Lekha dissected the Australian psyche. It took about 20 minutes.

http://www.interest.co.nz/opinion/54269/fridays-top-10-10-nz-mint-what-indian-call-centre-workers-really-think-australians-hug
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July 10, 2011 7:45pm
Steve

nasska@ 7.00pm.

Good. Also your comment count says 1001. Chocolate fish available at the Supermarket checkout.
‘Weight Watchers’ I think Kentucky Fucked Duck and Rotten Ronalds have used this input/output data to estimate sales
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July 10, 2011 7:46pm
nasska

Steve……. thanks,

Another…..

[somewhere in Manchester… }
“Doctor, me oozband has lost interest in me sexually!”
“I have just the thing!”
[Doctor exits and returns with a small bottle of red liquid]
“…just put this in his food and he’ll soon perk up!”
[That evening the woman empties the red liquid into the ketchup bottle and places it on the table along with a plate of sausages and chips. She hears the front door open and close.]
“I’ll be oopstairs if ya need me, luv!”
[She has just finished changing into her negligee when a strange cry erupts from below. She rushes back downstairs.]
“…What the ‘eck wazzat, luv?” she enquires.
“I was just putting me ketchup on me banger, when it stood up, peeled back it’s skin and shot up the cat’s arse.”
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July 10, 2011 7:58pm
Steve

Aussies are so subtle!!

A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his Arm and says:

“Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.”

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: “I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, you idiot.”

The man says: ” I think you’ll find I wasn’t talking to you.”
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July 10, 2011 8:03pm
Steve

milkymilo is like oil in your car motor, you can change it for something that’s not polluted with the same old crap.
Note, change filter as well
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July 10, 2011 8:08pm
nasska

Two Aussie sheep drovers are sitting in their tent after a hard days work. Because of the size of the property they work on, they are miles from home. In fact, they’re bloody miles from anywhere, totally the back of beyond. They are both enjoying a beer under the shade of the awning of their tent when a man in a pin-striped suit, carrying a small brown briefcase and wearing a bowler hat passes by.

‘Go and see who that bloody clown is, Bruce, he must be lost,’ says the senior of the two.

So Bruce scampers off after the city type gent. After about fifty yards he catches him up.

‘Scuze me mate, are you bleedin’ lost or summat.’

‘Not at all, my man. I am conducting some field work connected with my employment.’ was the haughty reply.

‘You must have a funny kind of job, mate. What do you do for a living?’ said the drover.

‘I am a taxidermist.’

‘No good you being out here then, there’s no taxi’s in the outback.’

‘You don’t understand, I stuff animals for a living.’

The drover is shocked but eventually asks, ‘What sort of animals do you stuff?’

‘Well, I’ve stuffed all sorts in my time, fish, birds, snakes, rabbits, crocodiles and I even stuffed an emu once.’

The drover is now very suspicious,

‘You ever stuffed a sheep?’

‘Why certainly.’

When the sheep-man eventually returns to the tent his mate asks,

‘Well, who was that bloody Charlie?’

‘Nobody special,’ was the reply, ‘Just another drover.’
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July 10, 2011 8:09pm
Viking2

This from 18887. Nothing changes in NZ.
Well worth a read.
http://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/cgi-bin/paperspast?a=d&d=EP18870813.2.61&l=mi&e=——-10–1—-0
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July 10, 2011 8:18pm
reid

Once you add up all these costs, and also consider the fact that these wars are not ending anytime soon, the War on Terror will easily cost us well over $6 trillion. To put the War on Terror’s cost in context, according to the Congressional Budget Office, the total cost of World War II, adjusted for inflation, was $4.1 trillion.
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July 10, 2011 8:20pm
mikenmild

V2

Our politics have truly changed very little in 124 years.
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July 10, 2011 8:24pm
Viking2

Time for a radical change then MM.
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July 10, 2011 8:38pm
reid

One for the geo-strategists.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jul/06/us-russia-political-tensions-arctic
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July 10, 2011 8:44pm
reid

Thanks for the link V2, very interesting.

Forward, New Zealand would be a good slogan for someone, wouldn’t it.
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July 10, 2011 8:59pm
reid

Here’s a ~~hand-grenade~~ squib.

The founder of If Americans Knew discusses her reasons for a whole lot of things…

http://www.opinion-maker.org/2011/07/criticize-israel-and-lose-your-career/
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July 10, 2011 9:18pm
slightlyrighty

I note that inthe latest opinion poll, Key has 50% support as preferred PM, but 72% of respondents think he is doing a good job as PM.

go figure…….
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July 10, 2011 9:46pm
reid

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adamcurtis/2011/01/rupert_murdoch_-_a_portrait_of.html
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July 10, 2011 10:15pm
reid

More on Murdoch and BSkyB for anyone interested.

Those scouring yesterday’s Sun for a full account of the Milly Dowler obscenity will have been disappointed by a page two report barely bigger than the nipples on the facing page. But those who ploughed on to the centre spread found a nicely-timed reminder of the unholy trinity at work. “On Thursday,” ran the taster for the Sun’s 16th Police Bravery Awards, “Prime Minister David Cameron will welcome the 59 nominees to Number 10 before a glittering awards ceremony at The Savoy.” Glittering indeed. How could it be otherwise when the Murdoch press, the police and the PM come together to celebrate the tripartite partnership forged at Wapping?
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July 10, 2011 10:30pm
reid

The final nail…

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/press/murdoch-empire-in-crisis-2308179.html
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