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July 23, 2011 2:32pm by David Farrar

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From Gotcha. Fill in the paper for Trevor – funny, not nasty.

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NZ Politics
caption contest
Trevor Mallard

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labrator

“I’ve got no idea why it keeps happening, here’s the master for our authorisation statement that we send to the printer with every ad… oh…”
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July 23, 2011 2:36pm
Scott Chris

“And now reveal who you think is the weakest link”
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July 23, 2011 2:43pm
Mark Ormandy

Here;

http://s2.postimage.org/svis3bdjx/Duck_Blank_560x746.png
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July 23, 2011 2:47pm
Johnboy

Is this flag white enough for the Whale V Duck cycle race?
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July 23, 2011 2:47pm
Elaycee

Here is our plan for New Zealand – should we be elected in November.
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July 23, 2011 2:50pm
krazykiwi

Herewith, a list of my laudable personal traits
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July 23, 2011 2:51pm
Elaycee

Here is my list of reasons why I support Phil Goff as leader….
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July 23, 2011 2:51pm
Johnboy

Here is my list of reasons for not having extra marital affairs.
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July 23, 2011 2:58pm
Johnboy

Here is my list of strong points on why younger chicks think I’m macho.
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July 23, 2011 2:59pm
Johnboy

Sorry DPF, he just brings out the nasty in me. 🙂
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July 23, 2011 3:01pm
krazykiwi

Here is the reason I bussed all three of my kids across town to school, while calling others who did this ‘zone cheats’
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July 23, 2011 3:11pm
Scott Chris

Johnny’s in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I’m on the pavement
Thinking about the government
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July 23, 2011 3:11pm
Inventory2

Here’s a list of donors to the Labour Party for this election

Here’s the detail on the Capital Gains Tax; see; I told you you’d be bored by it.

This is a list of MP’s who support Phil Goff’s leadership
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July 23, 2011 3:19pm
mavxp

I’ve run the numbers and this spreadsheet printout clearly identifies the amount of Capital Gains Tax we expect to generate next year, should we cobble together a government this November.
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July 23, 2011 3:22pm
krazykiwi

This is our consolidated bank balance
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July 23, 2011 3:27pm
Manolo

This is a copy of my brain scan.
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July 23, 2011 3:34pm
Elaycee

“Help Wanted. Apply Here”.
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July 23, 2011 3:42pm
nasska

Promises Kept
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July 23, 2011 3:43pm
Johnboy

Here’s the sling I’m going to put my arse in when the Whale kicks the shit out of it.
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July 23, 2011 3:54pm
RandySavage

f..k all the cheerleading muppets on Kiwiblog
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July 23, 2011 3:56pm
Inventory2

Here’s a list of all the times that the muck we’ve slung has stuck to John Key
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July 23, 2011 4:07pm
sbw

“This is an image of the Labour Party think-tank”
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July 23, 2011 4:07pm
Johnboy

Muppet, muppet? What a funny little word. Wonder where it comes from?

Oh it’s trendy-speak amongst little lefty losers like RandySavage(19).
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July 23, 2011 4:08pm
krazykiwi

RandySavage says “f..k all the cheerleading muppets on Kiwiblog”

Can work out which is more appropriate…

20 points – abusive language
10 points – posting off topic
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July 23, 2011 4:15pm
Rex Widerstrom

“Look into my eyes, not round the eyes, in the eyes… you’re under. Now, the calculations which prove our CGT is fiscally sustainable are on this piece of paper, and you’re convinced… and… you’re awake”

(With apologies to Little Britain)
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July 23, 2011 4:18pm
Other_Andy

Would you believe I dress myself every day?
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July 23, 2011 4:24pm
GMDI

My blue shirt is my exit plan once we lose in november ’11.
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July 23, 2011 4:27pm
Griff

my name is Trevor
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July 23, 2011 4:36pm
niggly

“I pledge my support to Phil Goff as Leader” ……

“hey, what the …who put invisible ink in my pen?
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July 23, 2011 4:38pm
Elaycee

My policies are just like the rugby ball in the background – out of shape and not holding any air.
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July 23, 2011 4:39pm
Richard Hurst

“My IQ”

‘Ginger haired, red faced heavy drinker wanted to flat with Labour MP. Naked men need not apply.”

“Level of support our CGT has generated so far”

“Fashion help needed becuase I wear my tie so long it reaches past my honourable member.”
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July 23, 2011 4:40pm
nasska

Employment Wanted, anything considered, start December.
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July 23, 2011 4:42pm
marynicolehicks

The empty folders on my bookcase make me look important.
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July 23, 2011 4:43pm
Johnboy

“When you toss as much shit as randomly as I do, you need a man-sized piece of toilet paper”.
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July 23, 2011 4:44pm
holysheet

this is a list of my esteemed supporters on kiwiblog
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July 23, 2011 4:45pm
bka

Trevor picked up Winston’s NO sign on trademe and went mad with a twink bottle.

Trevor with a Helen Clark original, will he have to pay on sale under a CGT?

Trevor Mallard has taken to heart complaints in kiwiblog comments about National being to far to the left, and drafted some possible talking points for a grand coalition after November.
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July 23, 2011 4:55pm
RightNow

Our internal polling shows this blank piece of paper would be more effective than anything we’ve tried in the last 32 months.
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July 23, 2011 5:02pm
Lindsay Addie

He’s holding up a list of his achievements…….
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July 23, 2011 5:07pm
bhudson

Trevor Mallard reveals Labour’s detailed campaign plan
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July 23, 2011 5:12pm
RKBee

Nothings working.. so we are starting with this blank piece of paper.
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July 23, 2011 5:16pm
Inky_the_Red

Mallard get his hands on what the National Party leadership let Zaphod Key know
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July 23, 2011 5:23pm
Eisenhower

Trevor, not long after publicly backing Goff, holds up Phil’s “defend the CGT strategy” cue cards off camera.
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July 23, 2011 5:25pm
Grizz

I Used to bullshit the leg off a horse. Now I am bereft of ideas.
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July 23, 2011 5:26pm
marcw

Yes
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July 23, 2011 5:28pm
AlphaKiwi

Trevor Mallard’s good ideas.
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July 23, 2011 5:43pm
Shunda barunda

“Search for intelligent life within Labour party draws a blank”
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July 23, 2011 6:16pm
Shunda barunda

“Labour party press secretary reveals he has a problem shooting blanks”
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July 23, 2011 6:20pm
pdm

“Dunce”
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July 23, 2011 6:32pm
Paul Marsden

Does this look like me?
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July 23, 2011 6:32pm
Sublime

27%
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July 23, 2011 8:05pm
side show bob

Trevs fixed the Liarbore computer, no more leaking information, the printer has run out of ink.
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July 23, 2011 8:50pm
Luc Hansen

Vote Greens
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July 23, 2011 9:49pm
Peter

No
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July 23, 2011 10:04pm
Scott Chris

“I’LL MAKE WHALE OIL BLUBBER!” (C’mon, someone has to be nice to Trev)

What do you get if you cross Trevor Mallard with Cameron Slater?………Moby Duck.
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July 23, 2011 10:20pm
noskire

Trevor shows off his small doodle.
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July 23, 2011 10:24pm
Barnsley Bill

“Whaleoil, I am your father”
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July 24, 2011 12:21am
Chris R

This card records the ethical standards of the members of Labour’s caucus.
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July 24, 2011 9:28am
catwoman

This is a picture of Clare Curran’s brain………….
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July 24, 2011 12:21pm
Anthony

Here’s a list of the reasons why I should be re-elected!
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July 24, 2011 6:13pm
maggie-thatcher

This plan is as HOT as my cycle pants…
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July 25, 2011 9:38pm
deej

What do you call the Treaty of Waitangi in a hotwash? Problem solved

(Just as a note, I do not advocate putting the Treaty of Waitangi in a hotwash)
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July 26, 2011 5:58am

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