Worst excuse ever

This must be the worst excuse ever. Elizabeth Binning at the NZ Herald reports:

A teacher who was caught with more than 3000 pornographic images of naked young girls said he needed them to help produce sperm samples while dealing with infertility problems.

That’s his excuse? He used this line with the Teachers Disciplinary Tribunal. It is a pity he didn’t use it at court, as I suspect the Judge would have then given him more than two years’ supervision and 250 hours’ community work.

Yuck. Yuck. Yuck.

I’m trying to think of a worse excuse than his one. It must be hard to beat.