Funniest column of all time

You just have to read John Pagani’s column on dirty tricks, and how virginal and pure Labour are, and how they don’t do that stuff. The sentence that actually had me collapse into laughter was this one:

There’s no point complaining about it – Labour could play dirty pool if they wanted to. They think they don’t have to because their ideas are good enough to win them elections.

I’d almost think it was satire.