Damn Google history

Drove from London to Cardiff today. Took 90 minutes to get out of London onto the M4, and only slightly lomger than that to get to Cardiff once we were on the M4. I do like decent motorways.

Anyway I was happily cruising on the M4 and there were these helpful signs about speed cameras ahead. I figured I should slow down to the legal limit but didn’t actually know what it was – just that it was probably less than 96 m/h.

So I asked Anna to grab the iPad from the glove box and to google for the UK speed limit on motorways. She grabs the iPad and opens Sarfari.

Then just as she starts typing she starts giggling and asks why my last Google search was for “clitoral orgasm”. I start pissing myself with laugher because there was in fact an absolutely innocent, yet complicated, reason for why I had googled that term. It took me several minutes to explain why that term had been googled recently (and no I am not going to detail it here) and once again I got one of those stares.

Inccidentially for those wondering the speed limit is 70 m/h.