Caption Contest

The photo is from The Press, and for those who can’t recognise him from that view, yes that is the PM (and Kate Wilkinson).

Captions below please – as always they should be funny and not nasty.

UPDATE: Some of my favourites to date are:

• Here do I swear
  By hand and by mouth
  Fealty to Gerry
  King of the South.
• Like this five times a day & no bacon sandwiches.
• Not to be outdone by Air New Zealand, Jetstar begins filming its new safety video.
• PM responds to Treasury advice on Superannuation.
• False alarm – it was just Gerry walking past.