Story of the Week
Reuters reports:
Helen Staudinger, 92, wanted a kiss.
But authorities say after her 53-year-old neighbour refused, the central Florida woman aimed a semi-automatic pistol at his house and fired four times. …
Bettner, a former law enforcement officer and boilermaker, said his elderly neighbour has seemed attracted to him since he moved in six months ago. He’s not sure why.
Motto for the future – never turn down a horny 92 year old with a gun!