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March 7, 2011 12:00pm by David Farrar

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Charles Chauvel

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Auberon

My shrink says this is the first step of my cure. If it works I’ll move on to shop mannequins.
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March 7, 2011 12:11pm
Pete George

Looking past the painting he spotted a large statue of marbles.
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March 7, 2011 12:13pm
Craig Ranapia

How to flunk a sexual harassment workshop.

[DPF: Heh I love it. The winner to date]
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March 7, 2011 12:14pm
Manolo

Two months of intensive Danish treatment and I’ll look alike.
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March 7, 2011 12:15pm
Brian Smaller

Mine are bigger than those.
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March 7, 2011 12:15pm
RRM

More than a handful’s a waist.
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March 7, 2011 12:17pm
Viking2

Hi Guy’s, meet the wife.
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March 7, 2011 12:26pm
Shazzadude

Loving the face, shame about the breasts.
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March 7, 2011 12:27pm
Magnanomis

Hagiography: At the unveiling of another portrait of Helen Clarke.
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March 7, 2011 12:29pm
fizzleplug

The issues Charles has with perspective are given a public airing at the unveiling of his self portrait. He laments that no-one told him they look bigger when viewed from above at close range (also wishes he’d never agreed with his hair stylist and taken off the length).
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March 7, 2011 12:36pm
Babylon And On

“I held the turkey baster like this”
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March 7, 2011 12:39pm
Magnanomis

Two in the hand is worth one in the bush.
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March 7, 2011 12:40pm
DT

According to the surgeons, if the operation goes well I will look like this. My only issue with it is that I want big ones, like this!
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March 7, 2011 12:56pm
TripeWryter

I only wanted to see if they were real – and she whacked me with the swat!
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March 7, 2011 1:06pm
nasska

Titillation……what titillation?
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March 7, 2011 1:13pm
Shunda barunda

“Man explains art can be bags of fun”
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March 7, 2011 1:26pm
Brian Smaller

Jeez Shane (Jones)! You are right.
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March 7, 2011 1:32pm
poneke

“So THAT’S what a woman looks like.”
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March 7, 2011 1:46pm
Yeti

How about them apples?
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March 7, 2011 1:48pm
Magnanomis

Charles and Camilla.
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March 7, 2011 1:52pm
Inventory2

Using visual aids, Charles Chauvel talked candidly about THAT episode on a plane from Auckland where he made a tit of himself …
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March 7, 2011 1:57pm
jaba

I have no idea what manly men see in these things, a few more burgers and mine will be this big
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March 7, 2011 2:02pm
adze

His name was Robert Paulson.
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March 7, 2011 2:07pm
BeaB

Now what do I do?
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March 7, 2011 2:09pm
Pete George

Unfamiliar with the right grip.
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March 7, 2011 2:10pm
Magnanomis

Melons like these will be GST free under a Labour government.
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March 7, 2011 2:13pm
Michaels

Charles explains to Shane that credit cards aren’t always required for a quick perv.
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March 7, 2011 2:31pm
spk18

Mum’s were ‘this’ big so I never went hungry – last use I had for them of course…
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March 7, 2011 3:24pm
gavroche

“I love breasts. I love the way they feel – like bags of sand”
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March 7, 2011 3:27pm
Don the Kiwi

A step to normalcy.
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March 7, 2011 3:29pm
Nookin

And so, in summary, given that David Farrar is picking me as the next Minister of Justice I have decided to keep abreast of all issues that I may encounter …..
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March 7, 2011 5:21pm
bereal

This likeness of a younger Georgina Te HeuHeu could almost convince me that……………..
Then again.
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March 7, 2011 5:34pm
bhudson

“Fascinating how the artist captured the light and shadow so perfectly on the ferns and foliage. A true masterpiece”
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March 7, 2011 5:40pm
bereal

Hey Georgina, why cant we just work together ?
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March 7, 2011 5:50pm
Rex Widerstrom

“Shane wants to know if someone can take this thing off ‘pause’.”
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March 7, 2011 5:52pm
bereal

Is this a young Georgina Te HeuHeu ?
Or is it a young Georgina Beyer ?
Either way, where did I go wrong ?
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March 7, 2011 5:59pm
Steve

“So this is a ladyboy huh? Just amazing”
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March 7, 2011 6:13pm
Bevan

“Picture of prized tit offends all”
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March 7, 2011 6:41pm
sassycassy

Charley’s making an exhibition
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March 7, 2011 7:23pm
Steve

“Is that a gun under there or are you just glad to see me?”
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March 7, 2011 7:54pm
sthn.jeff

In a flash of inspiration, Charles realises just what he has been missing all those years
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March 8, 2011 10:29am
Bobbie black

Hooters man! Hooters!

Fuck the head!
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March 8, 2011 11:39am

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