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February 16, 2011 12:00pm by David Farrar

Caption Contest

Photo from the Dom Post.Enter your captions below for the meeting of the Rangas. Funny, not nasty please.

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NZ Politics
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malcolm

Julia: Well to be honest, I’ve just come to entice away your most skilled and productive people for our growing economy.

Celia: Cool. More customers for my rate-payer funded airport light-rail link.
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February 16, 2011 12:09pm
Yeti

Ginger snap anyone?
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February 16, 2011 12:09pm
noskire

Rising electricity prices force Wellington Airport to trial alternative options for runway landing lights.
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February 16, 2011 12:11pm
philu

“..stupid men…eh..?..”

“..yeah..!…”

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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February 16, 2011 12:13pm
robcarr

The twins separated at birth sneakily swapped glasses and jacket then took on each others roles for the day so Julia could get back to her passionate love of cycling while Celia got to address the New Zealand Parliament.
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February 16, 2011 12:16pm
philu

gillard.:..”..so..this is new zealands’ second-favorite destination..eh..?..

does the wind ever stop..?..”

wade-jones:..”you should have been here last week…”

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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February 16, 2011 12:16pm
Auberon

So you biked hair too?
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February 16, 2011 12:16pm
Peter

I’ve come to undermine your sovereignty.
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February 16, 2011 12:17pm
philu

wade-jones:.

.”..oops..!..we’ve both got that ribbon-hem thingy..”

gillard:..’i knoow..!”

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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February 16, 2011 12:18pm
philu

new zealand average iq dips slightly…

international visitor cited..

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February 16, 2011 12:20pm
philu

gillard:…

“..and then i bent rudd over the prime ministers’ desk…and ‘y’know…!..”

wade-jones:..”..did he scream..or moan..?..”

gillard:..”..both..heh..!…”

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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February 16, 2011 12:24pm
philu

gillard:..”..do you always wear green…?..”

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February 16, 2011 12:26pm
Auberon

Security concerns prompt Gillard to travel with body double.
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February 16, 2011 12:30pm
RRM

Two redheads!
To find out what happened next when Celia met Julia, click HERE to go to our website…
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February 16, 2011 12:31pm
philu

gillard:..'”nice buns on that security-guard…eh..?..”

wade-jones:..”what i call a bike-bum..”

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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February 16, 2011 12:34pm
philu

gillard:..”..who’s the funny looking little guy…with the short legs..?..”

wade-jones:…”…one of our rightwingers…”

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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February 16, 2011 12:37pm
philu

gillard:..”did you get the latest newsletter from the v.g.f.c….?..)*..”..

*(the vast global feminist conspiracy)..

wade-jones:..”yep..!..everything seems to be going to plan….eh..?..”

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February 16, 2011 12:41pm
philu

gillard:.(looks down)….’i’m from the ‘bigger’ country..”

wade-jones:..”..oh..!..you bitch..!..”

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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February 16, 2011 12:44pm
Matt

Celia watches yet another planeload of emigrants as they rush past on the way to Australia; Julia can only smile in satisfaction
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February 16, 2011 1:02pm
James Stephenson

Yeti wins. Can’t top that.
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February 16, 2011 1:03pm
Tinakori

No need to adjust your hearing aid. I too was born in the UK.
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February 16, 2011 1:06pm
Roflcopter

Griffins Gingernuts are so spicy
Made from old english recipe
No two gingernuts look quite the same
Ask for Griffins gingernuts by name
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February 16, 2011 1:14pm
Andrew

Julia: “That’s not a bike…”
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February 16, 2011 1:15pm
Andrew

“Im not sure swapping Rudd for John Morrison is entirely fair”
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February 16, 2011 1:18pm
rouppe

Julia: Where’s the limo?

Wade-Brown: I’ve brought the tandem so you can see the sights on the way….
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February 16, 2011 1:31pm
mikeysmokes

Hes no Warney but I’d f*** John Key
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February 16, 2011 1:33pm
Magnanomis

Ginga-dinkum and Ginga-dung
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February 16, 2011 2:01pm
Christopher

“Well the knife actually missed Rudd’s back, but it was ok in the end, I got him right behind his ear…”
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February 16, 2011 2:07pm
davidp

A chance encounter reveals a previously unknown model of ginger Cylon.
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February 16, 2011 2:16pm
realize

Her thumb has been photoshopped on backwards
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February 16, 2011 2:43pm
Dazzaman

philu, he said funny!
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February 16, 2011 2:56pm
malcolm

Julia: It’s lovely and cool here in Wellington. Makes a nice change, at this time of the year it can get a bit sweaty in the tropics.

Celia: I know what you mean; I just rode here.
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February 16, 2011 3:03pm
Michael

@Auberon – classic.
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February 16, 2011 3:14pm
alwyn

Well of course we’re great friends.
We share the same bottle of hair colouring.
At our age you can’t rely on nature to keep from going silver and we didn’t want to end up like Phil Goff.
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February 16, 2011 3:16pm
Magnanomis

Hail! Bright Celia

(apologies to Purcell)
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February 16, 2011 3:20pm
GPT1

Gingas, not rangas, in this country please!
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February 16, 2011 3:21pm
backster

Riding tandem is cool.
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February 16, 2011 3:30pm
GTP

Wellington Council places Roadcones around city in preparation for Aussie PM’s visit
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February 16, 2011 3:45pm
Viking2

or
Any Green jobs in Aussie. I’m thinking of moving there cause the weather’s better than Wellington.
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February 16, 2011 4:12pm
philu

gillard:..’you mean we are both real gingas…?”

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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February 16, 2011 5:15pm
philu

wade-jones:…..”..if you invade or take over….i’ll run the place for you…”

gillard:..”..well…um…!..john has already offered that.”

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February 16, 2011 5:20pm
philu

gillard:…

“..shall we flash them…?..”

wade-jones:…

“..boobs or bush…?”

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February 16, 2011 5:25pm
philu

gillard:..

“is that a wellington thing..?…that tongue in the ear…?”

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February 16, 2011 5:30pm
nickb

philu, please stop.
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February 16, 2011 6:02pm
philu

why..?..grinch…?

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February 16, 2011 6:11pm
Put it away

Poor planning causes setback for ranga captive breeding program.
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February 16, 2011 6:40pm
Put it away

nickb… let me guess, phool is following his usual approach of making ten or twenty lame attempts at humour in the hope that statistically one of them will be funny? Ahh the joys of RIP.
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February 16, 2011 7:15pm
Rodders

Magnanomis (111) Says: “apologies to Purcell”

What’s washing powder got to do with it ? 😉
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February 16, 2011 7:22pm
Steve

gillard “can you try speaking english please?”
“what do you know about knives?”
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February 16, 2011 7:34pm
Put it away

Organisers misunderstood Gillard’s request to see a local beach
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February 16, 2011 7:39pm
Shunda barunda

Wookie females shave off 90% of hair for luke fly stalker fund.
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February 16, 2011 8:16pm
Magnanomis

Rodders @ 7.22 – it’s Purcell Small & Mighty. I’m not sure which one of them is Small…
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February 16, 2011 8:31pm
Johnboy

Celia: “Your hair of floating sky is shimmering, glimmering in the sun”
Julia: “Whhat”?
Celia: “Half of what I say is meaningless. But I say it just to reach you Julia”
Julia: ” On your bike weirdo!”

(with apologies to John Lennon. 🙂 )
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February 16, 2011 8:41pm
Inventory2

@ Phil – the Mayor of Wellington is a Greenie, just like you. The least you could do is get her name right.

Celia Wade-BROWN; not Jones
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February 16, 2011 8:45pm
pdm

Julia – was your bum as big as mine is before you started cycling?
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February 16, 2011 8:50pm
Put it away

Celia: “What do you think about Greenpeace?”

Gilard: “A penicillin jab usually clears that up.”
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February 16, 2011 8:53pm
philu

meh..!..jones…brown..what’s the diff..?

everyone knew..

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February 16, 2011 9:00pm
Johnboy

Julia: “Look your best sister. Here comes John with the glass slipper”. 🙂
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February 16, 2011 9:13pm
Magnanomis

Two Poms whinge about the weather.
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February 16, 2011 9:17pm
Steve Wrathall

Clones from Michael Jackson’s cells lend new support to Lamarckian Theory.
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February 17, 2011 2:58pm
noskire

i’d like you lot to take a sense of humour test…

“..how humourless are you?..”

you’d be flat-lining zeros all over the place..

and is zero ‘vanity’ shorthand for low-self-esteem..?

when does one tip over into the other…?

phil(whoar.co.nz)

After your 16 attempts at humour for the Gillard caption contest philu, maybe you should just shut the fuck up.

Or get a job.

Both would be painful for you I guess though.
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February 19, 2011 8:23pm
philu

gee..noskire…

i just scrolled back to see yr offerings…

and zip/nada/zero…

go on..!

try and squeeze out just one…

..eh..?

you got nothing..?

oh dear..!

never mind…

go and lie down again..eh..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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February 19, 2011 8:27pm
noskire

I would, but the serial abuse of the “komma” by certain posters is dragging my Internet speed down.
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February 19, 2011 8:41pm
philu

you got nuthin’..noskire…

the cupboard is empty…

eh..?

it’s always empty..

eh..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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February 19, 2011 8:44pm
noskire

OK, you win.
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February 19, 2011 8:48pm

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