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January 27, 2011 10:06am by David Farrar

General Debate 27 January 2011

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nickb

bereal watch this and weep:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM
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January 27, 2011 9:33pm
philu

taxi drivers often go for that hooker-look….eh..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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January 27, 2011 9:34pm
nickb

I should probably put a disclaimer for the bleeding hearts that those are not my views… just pretty funny shit 🙂
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January 27, 2011 9:34pm
big bruv

bereal

It was not that difficult really, the signs were obvious.

The irrational behaviour, the inability to focus, the confused messages and the fact that nobody could work out what the hell you are on about.

All the signs of a female.

Oh….one more thing, have you ever met Dime?
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January 27, 2011 9:36pm
Johnboy

nickb: 🙂
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January 27, 2011 9:36pm
Hurf Durf

Real life, reid. Because it will. It’ll blow apart the accepted dynamic of international relations and spark policy and political changes everywhere for decades to come. Shouting about whether or not Palin reads enough books will be an activity we will look back on with fondness.
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January 27, 2011 9:36pm
big bruv

“taxi drivers often go for that hooker-look….eh..?”

I have no idea Phool, but it seems convicted junkies go for the bush pig look (aka “the Bradford”)
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January 27, 2011 9:38pm
Johnboy

What’s your rack like Beryl?

We might keep you on if it measures up.
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January 27, 2011 9:39pm
nickb

The last 30 seconds of that video are perhaps the best thing I have ever seen on TV.

Apparently the guy is just a guy happily married with kids and puts on this act as like an alter ego, kind of takes some of the fun away lol
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January 27, 2011 9:40pm
bereal

Pete George,
Dont be a joke mate.
TRY, TRY and answer,
do you like Sarah Palin ot not ?
No smart arse, just a straight question.
i’m engaging
im engaging so hard your eyes are watering.
WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER ?
Risk the heart attack.
Put it all on the line.
Just once.
Go for it.
Yes or No.
you know you will feel better.
C’mon darling
you know you have it in you .Somewhere.
Do you ?
Yes or No ?
Once you have an opinion it will be a breakthrough.
Think about it.
Yes or No ?

Oh yeah,
MAYBE

Well done darling
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January 27, 2011 9:46pm
big bruv

” a penny saved is a women fired”

Jesus that is GOLD….lol
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January 27, 2011 9:46pm
dad4justice

You are one very disturbed unit big blouse.
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January 27, 2011 9:48pm
dime

ummm whats wrong with the hooker look?
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January 27, 2011 9:48pm
Johnboy

“A bit more on the treadmill and you would be at the front of the line”. 🙂
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January 27, 2011 9:48pm
Johnboy

“C’mon darling
you know you have it in you .Somewhere.”

Shit Beryl I don’t know about Petey but your demanding tones are starting to give me a hard on. 🙂
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January 27, 2011 9:50pm
philu

i have been blessed with beautiful women in my life…

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January 27, 2011 9:50pm
reid

“Real life, reid. ”

What I was asking, do you know anything about the MB in these riots, and what they’re planning.

They’re not a serious political force in Egypt surely. I’m assuming they’ve been on the banned list since forever. Is this not the case?

Yes I understand they operate like Hamas with their community structures as well. But you seem to imply they’re a potential force after Muhbarrak. Are you implying that if so why is what I was asking? I realise v1.0 was a bit brief.
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January 27, 2011 9:51pm
big bruv

Phool

Here is a tip…if they have an adams apple they ain’t a chick, don’t be confused by the skirts they are wearing.
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January 27, 2011 9:52pm
dad4justice

“i have been blessed with beautiful women in my life…”

Have you just had a big bowl of magic mushrooms?
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January 27, 2011 9:52pm
Johnboy

Phools women. 🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svt06ZJHieo
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January 27, 2011 9:53pm
nickb

i have been blessed with beautiful women in my life…

Sex dolls don’t count phillip.

oh and bereal can you stop menstruating all over this blog with your incessant nagging. Thank you
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January 27, 2011 9:53pm
big bruv

PMSL…..this thread is turning into demerit city.
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January 27, 2011 9:54pm
Johnboy

Oh Lord please don’t let me get another 40 demerits before I hit 4000. Amen. 🙂
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January 27, 2011 9:57pm
Sideoiler

@MNIJ 3:31pm
One need only look at the amendments to the constitution ( particularly the first 10, known as the bill of rights)
If you are still in doubt, I refer you to the 10th ammendment and I quote “10th Limits the powers of the federal government to those delegated to it by the Constitution. ”

Still not sure? I sugest you read some of the writings of the founding fathers, just the following should remove any doubt.

“We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.” Lincoln.
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January 27, 2011 9:59pm
bereal

Hey big bruv @ 9.52
How many times did it take you to figure that out ?
Let me guess, about nineteen, right darling ?
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January 27, 2011 9:59pm
big bruv

bereal

Not me baby, I am an adonis, a chick magnet.

If you play your cards right……
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January 27, 2011 10:03pm
big bruv

Anybody else hear Winston on the radio with Tamahere and Jackson this afternoon?

Some dude called in and asked Winston straight out “Winston, what I want to know is where is the $58,000 that you stole from us”

It was pure gold listening to Winston splutter and bluster, I swear I could hear Tamahere pissing himself in the background.
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January 27, 2011 10:05pm
Johnboy

I’ve got a shit load more money than BB Beryl. Meet me on my yacht for a night of passion.

ps: I’m hung like a donkey. 🙂
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January 27, 2011 10:07pm
bereal

big bruv
lets guess,
your not a poofter.
but the boy you sleep with is .

come clean dear.
youll feel as good as pete does
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January 27, 2011 10:08pm
Johnboy

I thought the slimy little brown turd stole $158,000 BB?
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January 27, 2011 10:08pm
philu

dad..life has just been a big bowl of magic mushrooms…

…how about yours..?

..toadstools…?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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January 27, 2011 10:10pm
philu

who the fuck is don key…?

and hasn’t he got a small one…?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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January 27, 2011 10:12pm
dad4justice

“dad..life has just been a big bowl of magic mushrooms…”

I thought you were grown in the dark and fed shit.
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January 27, 2011 10:14pm
big bruv

bereal

You want me aye….it is crystal clear.

The bad news for you is that I am not a slut, I have standards….now if you are desperate there is always Dime or Johnboy.

As for the gay stuff, perhaps you have me mixed up with D4J, as you might have noticed he keeps asking to meet me for “coffee”, now I think I know what that means and it is of no interest.

Hell, even if I was a poof I would not have the time to fit any more in, it is not easy being irresistible to chicks Bereal, some of them even want to bloody well talk!…can you imagine that???
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January 27, 2011 10:17pm
dad4justice

I think big blouse is grown in the same stuff as phool.
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January 27, 2011 10:18pm
Johnboy

Fuck I only want three more comments you bastards. Give me a break for Christs sake. Beryl, BB, Anyone? 🙂
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January 27, 2011 10:21pm
reid

More on Chilcott enquiry:

Tony Blair had gleam in his eye as war approached, Iraq inquiry told
Cabinet ministers kept in the dark until it was too late to stop the invasion of Iraq, according to top civil servants
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January 27, 2011 10:21pm
philu

no dad..magic mushrooms grow under trees…in beautiful parts of the country..

..that’s the toadstools yr thinking of..eh..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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January 27, 2011 10:23pm
Johnboy

Reid. You are a Christian put me out of my misery for fucks sake!
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January 27, 2011 10:24pm
bereal

big bruv
i think you protesteth too much my darling
maybe we could have a future
course you would need to GET REAL
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January 27, 2011 10:24pm
big bruv

Johnboy

“I thought the slimy little brown turd stole $158,000 BB?”

He did…not that it matters, Winston was a bit stunned at first, then he went on the attack which proves that the call got under his skin.
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January 27, 2011 10:25pm
Johnboy

“no dad..magic mushrooms grow under trees…in beautiful parts of the country..”

That’s truffles yuh dick Phool!
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January 27, 2011 10:25pm
dad4justice

Whatever you and that insane crackpot big blouse are on frightens me. I am outta here before you both start foaming and spraying stuff about the place.
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January 27, 2011 10:26pm
big bruv

Bereal

You MIGHT have a chance if you…

1 Have huge tits (not fat girl tits, real ones)
2 Can suck the chrome off a tow bar
3 Know the value of silence (after the deed, you will be screaming during it)
4 Don’t want me to drive you home…catch a bus.
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January 27, 2011 10:29pm
philu

tell us about yr don key..(anagram:..dyke on..)

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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January 27, 2011 10:30pm
big bruv

Hey Johnboy

Looks like you lost out to the younger and better looking man aye….
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January 27, 2011 10:31pm
philu

“..you will be screaming during it)..”

with laughter..?…when you pull out yr don key…?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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January 27, 2011 10:31pm
bereal

g nite my darlings.

what happened to
Pete George ?

Maybe tomorra .

He can think about it all nite.
Consult his mom.
Still wont be able to come up with a point of view though.
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January 27, 2011 10:33pm
philu

no..truffles grow underground..

..don’t you know anything..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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January 27, 2011 10:33pm
reid

Guys I’m starting to wonder what the big deal is even if bereal is a girl. I mean. Crikey.

Is this the intermediate school dance where we each line up on our respective walls and look at each other?
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January 27, 2011 10:35pm
philu

pete george runs from conflict..

..i think he is too wishy-washy/dithery to be able to stoush…

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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January 27, 2011 10:36pm
big bruv

Its Jamie Lee

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/4591103/National-Labour-name-Botany-by-election-candidates
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January 27, 2011 10:36pm
Johnboy

“Looks like you lost out to the younger and better looking man aye….”

Fuck who cares BB. My hand has always understood me better than bloody women. 🙂

Here I come, I’m coming, I’m coming………yes….yes……yes….whew.

4000 wanks on Kiwiblog. 🙂
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January 27, 2011 10:36pm
big bruv

reid

The big deal mate is this….what the hell is she doing here when there is washing, dishes, cleaning or a million other things that she should be doing.
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January 27, 2011 10:37pm
bereal

Jeez
i nearly went to bed early.
Just glad i could stay for your 4000th
congrats Johnboy.
Hope it was HUGE.
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January 27, 2011 10:41pm
Johnboy

“Meanwhile, Labour has named its candidate for the upcoming Botany by-election as former union organiser Michael Wood.”

Fuck lets face it Labour sure haven’t got enough union fucks in parliament so they are going to put a bit of wood into it!
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January 27, 2011 10:44pm
Johnboy

“i nearly went to bed early.”

You should have. Fuck off bitch.
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January 27, 2011 10:45pm
bereal

Dont go that way Johnboy
i was just hoping i could have leant you a hand.
No hard feelings.
Nite babe.
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January 27, 2011 10:51pm
reid

Jami-Lee Ross for Botany.
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