Donald the groper

AP reports:

A woman who claims Donald Duck groped her at Disney’s Epcot theme park in Florida will have her day in court.

A federal judge in Philadelphia says Disney must defend April Magolon’s post-traumatic stress lawsuit.

The 27-year-old Pennsylvania woman claims she was holding her child at the Walt Disney World park when a staff member dressed as Donald Duck grabbed her breast and then joked about it.

Magolon says the May 2008 encounter left her with nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries.

Now don’t get me wrong. Grabbing a breast without permission is not just harrassment,but sexual assault and one should respond to it either by kicking the perp in the balls, calling the police, or at least complaining to the employer to get him (or her) sacked.

But I struggle to see how a grope leads to “nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries”.

I can’t help be cynical about the case. I suspect Donald is being targetted for his uncle’s trillions.