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January 26, 2011 4:05pm by David Farrar

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Johnboy

Thanks to Sue this is better than the old crate I used to fly before.
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January 26, 2011 4:14pm
Pete George

Hog’n the Hog’s back.
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January 26, 2011 4:15pm
Whaleoil

After the problem with the hair dye Labour heard that a pig with lipstick was the answer and quickly called for assistance.
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January 26, 2011 4:15pm
RRM

Those goggles… spot the difference!

http://www.odt.co.nz/files/story/2009/06/finance_minister_bill_english_snoopy_and_prime_min_2074937481.jpg
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January 26, 2011 4:16pm
side show bob

Goofy proudly shows off his new makeover to his adoring fans while on route to his state of the nation speech. It seems a shiny new tax trough is on the cards and Goofy is squealing with delight.
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January 26, 2011 4:18pm
Manolo

I’m off to Wellington to help frugal Bill with the writing of the Budget.
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January 26, 2011 4:19pm
Magnanomis

Helen Clark rides a bike.
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January 26, 2011 4:23pm
RRM

Police Minister prepares to take the Boy Racer Car Crushing message to the streets…
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January 26, 2011 4:25pm
GPT1

If Goff wins in 2011 I will fly this bike.
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January 26, 2011 4:34pm
nasska

NZ Highway Patrol back on motorcycles.
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January 26, 2011 4:34pm
GJ

Crash Helmets? Yeah and Pigs fly!
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January 26, 2011 4:36pm
Pat

A snapshot of what Life would be like, if Lesbians and Vegans ruled the world.
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January 26, 2011 4:36pm
Magnanomis

Friends with benefits.
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January 26, 2011 4:44pm
Vinick

Phil and Annette, flush with the success of their last dalliance with motorcyclists, launch a surprise policy abolishing compulsory helmet legislation.
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January 26, 2011 4:46pm
gravedodger

Labour leaderships new image for 2011.
Or

[DPF: Leave staff out of this]
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January 26, 2011 4:50pm
Pete George

“This is our generation’s Sputnik moment.”
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January 26, 2011 4:54pm
Pete George

It wasn’t the Goff that carried it off
T’was the bacon Black doin’ the fakin’.
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January 26, 2011 5:02pm
Inky_the_Red

‘Dad less than happy with his what he can afford for Key’s Asset sales”
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January 26, 2011 5:04pm
Magnanomis

Bring me my sow of burning gold!
Bring me my farrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my hogs of fire!
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January 26, 2011 5:11pm
philu

gerry brownlee is chauffered to his disaster-central in christchurch…

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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January 26, 2011 5:12pm
davidp

Opposition leader dyes hair and rides a motorbike but still fails to secure the youth vote.
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January 26, 2011 5:15pm
philu

the ‘fiscally-neutral’ flying-pig is unveiled/revealed..

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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January 26, 2011 5:23pm
philu

john key defends the duo of economic-advisers seconded to his office by treasury:

‘that is one smart pig!’ said key….

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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January 26, 2011 5:39pm
dad4justice

Oink – Oink Officer, do you want handsome me too starting grunting?
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January 26, 2011 5:43pm
Inventory2

Having dipped his toe in the water with dyed hair, Phil decided to go the whole hog with the next phase of his makeover …
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January 26, 2011 5:47pm
Megatron

Brian couldn’t help but compare his date to her profile pic and realised that she had probably told him some porkies.
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January 26, 2011 5:50pm
Megatron

Jobs you wouldn’t want….Sue Bradford’s driver.
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January 26, 2011 5:57pm
nickb

Finally, Phil agreed to let Annette go for a ride with him.
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January 26, 2011 6:02pm
bearhunter

Troughing swine captured in Wellington – Anderton’s wherabouts still uncertain.
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January 26, 2011 6:05pm
noskire

Miilionaire truffle hog buys chauffeur-driven Harley.
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January 26, 2011 6:22pm
Johnboy

Helen returns from the UN for an urgent visit to her photoshop consultant.
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January 26, 2011 6:24pm
Shunda barunda

“Take your pet to work day goes sow”
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January 26, 2011 6:38pm
redqueen

Phill Goff: A make-over too far?
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January 26, 2011 6:45pm
Magnanomis

Goff has Napoleon complex: proclaims that “We would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?”
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January 26, 2011 6:52pm
Johnboy

Phil Goff taking David Cunliffe to Circe’s place as the first step in rejuvenating his caucus.
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January 26, 2011 7:05pm
Johnboy

For you ignorant ones:

“And I said, ‘Circe, no man with any sense of what is right can think of either eating or drinking in your house until you have set his friends free and let him see them. If you want me to eat and drink, you must free my men and bring them to me that I may see them with my own eyes.’

“When I had said this she went straight through the court with her wand in her hand and opened the pigsty doors. My men came out like so many prime hogs and stood looking at her, but she went about among them and anointed each with a second drug, whereon the bristles that the bad drug had given them fell off, and they became men again, younger than they were before, and much taller and better looking.” 🙂
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January 26, 2011 7:08pm
Magnanomis

Hans Kriek (SAFE) gets an unwelcome visitor….
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January 26, 2011 7:09pm
davidp

Boobs On Bikes entrant needs serious waxing.
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January 26, 2011 7:24pm
Diziet Sma

‘Phil you sure got a purdy mouth’ smiled Crumpy.
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January 26, 2011 7:25pm
East Wellington Superhero

Goff: “Now that NZ is almost used to me riding a motorbike, it’s time to take some Labour Party policy on the road.”
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January 26, 2011 7:33pm
Michaels

Kind biker decides NZ public have had enough of Keith being in the trough, so he is taking him away to a far far far away place.
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January 26, 2011 7:57pm
Magnanomis

Dykes on bikes
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January 26, 2011 8:02pm
Peter

Goff’s hair colour treatment goes horribly wrong.
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January 26, 2011 8:02pm
smttc

Manolo in cognito on his way to Parliament to talk to John Key about pork, stuff on Stuff, whatever National should be hung for.
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January 26, 2011 8:26pm
Don the Kiwi

‘But I thought it was a frog I was supposed to kiss! ‘
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January 26, 2011 8:26pm
Don the Kiwi

Harley Owners Group goes feral.
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January 26, 2011 8:27pm
marcw

“And Gareth said a good start will be to provide one to accompany each rider to monitor their speed, and if necessary, provide directions to the doughnut shop.”
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January 26, 2011 8:28pm
Don the Kiwi

About to start makin’
Next years bacon.
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January 26, 2011 8:29pm
Don the Kiwi

Police insist on acompanying at risk bikers.
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January 26, 2011 8:30pm
Put it away

Another successful singles night in Gore
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January 26, 2011 8:32pm
DT

Paula Bennett decided that her leopard print painted Ministerial car isn’t “West” enough, and decides to go one step further.
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January 26, 2011 8:45pm
DT

Paula Bennett decided that her leopard print painted Ministerial car isn’t “West” enough, and takes it one step further.
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January 26, 2011 8:46pm
pentwig

Johnboy (3,965) Says:

January 26th, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Helen returns from the UN for an urgent visit to her photoshop consultant

Must be the winner. My beer came through my nose.
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January 26, 2011 8:49pm
wat dabney

I think the pig is saying “But to manipulate men, to propel them towards goals which you — the social reformer — see, but they may not, is to deny their human essence, to treat them as objects without wills of their own, and therefore to degrade them.”
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January 26, 2011 9:06pm
Fisiani

Robin Williams brings home the bacon
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January 26, 2011 10:05pm
adze

Chris Trotter illustrates the socialist axiom ‘some are more equal than others’.
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January 26, 2011 10:13pm
Shunda barunda

“Man sees funny side of hogging highway”
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January 26, 2011 10:15pm
Mr Robert Black

Jenny Shipley sporting new make-over, poses for photo op after making political come-back.
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January 26, 2011 10:17pm
David Farrar

My entry is “The Police go back to two man motorcycle patrols”
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January 26, 2011 10:17pm
Magnanomis

Goff channels Muldoon.
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January 26, 2011 10:29pm
RightNow

Packed lunch.
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January 26, 2011 10:39pm
Buaidh No Bars

Poster Boy for Troughing left.
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January 27, 2011 7:43am
Buaidh No Bars

The first image Peter woke up and saw every morning.

Is that a mole just to the left and below the lip.

Or

H2 with makeup.
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January 27, 2011 7:49am
Mr Robert Black

Who you callin’ a bush pig!?
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January 27, 2011 8:22am
Adolf Fiinkensein

<b<PIGSNZ

Portugal, Italy, Greece, Spain, New Zealand.
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January 27, 2011 8:26am
RRM

Is that a bit of grey, there, Napoleon?
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January 27, 2011 9:17am
k.jones

“man smoking ciggarete remains unimpressed with colourful duo”
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January 27, 2011 9:36am
Dirty Rat

‘Maggie Barry starts campaign early”
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January 27, 2011 12:37pm
kiwiwik

Phil, you have overdone it with the dye and facelift, i think someone in the press will notice!
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January 27, 2011 12:55pm
comsumist

Winston set to return to Parliament… on a motorcycle
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January 27, 2011 1:06pm
willaspish

Kiwiblog runs hilarious caption competition.
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January 27, 2011 3:01pm
willaspish

David Farrar tries out new “Cameron Slater” disguise?
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January 27, 2011 4:04pm
Djim

Christchurch not the only town with a Boar Racer problem
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January 27, 2011 4:16pm
Magnanomis

Helen could not deny the evidence – it was as plain as the nose on her face – absolute power corrupted absolutely.
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January 27, 2011 6:05pm
Marc66

Dude, Nice Bike but that’s the Ugliest Dog I’ve Ever Seen!
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January 29, 2011 9:36am

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