The wrong answer

Just got back from the Nats Xmas Party. Was, as usual, a very fun night.

Afterwards a fair few of us went into town. Discovered Green Parrot was closed, so hit Hummingbird and The Establishment.

I discovered that if at 2 am a journalist asks you “Who is the hottest member of the press gallery”, the only acceptable answer is “You”.

Any other answer is very very wrong. And trying to put your answer in context does not makes things better – in fact it is a situation like that which led to the phrase “When you are in a hole, stop digging”.

Trying to explain the subtle but importance difference between hotness and beauty also doesn’t work. At all.