Wrong but sort of funny

AAP reports:

An Australian man faces criminal charges after allegedly tattooing a 40cm-long penis onto his mate’s back.

Police have charged a 21-year-old man from Bundamba, near Ipswich in Queensland, with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one offence relating to the public safety act. …

It depicts a 40cm-long image of a penis and a misspelled slogan implying the man is gay.

Police said the pair had a disagreement before the tattooing. …

“The victim wasn’t interested (in a tattoo) at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons,” Det Malcolm told the Queensland Times on Tuesday.

“The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, ‘Mate, it’s looking really good.’

“He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks.

“When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: ‘I dont think it’s the tattoo you were after’.”

I’m just trying to imagine the reaction when the flatmate told him exactly what was there 🙂