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July 9, 2010 4:09pm by David Farrar

Friday Funny

A friend e-mailed this to me. Heh.

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dime

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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July 9, 2010 4:13pm
RKBee

Well that confirms it…
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July 9, 2010 4:20pm
RRM

LOL
Can we have a caption contest? Pleeeez?

BLOGOSPHERE “KNOWS” WHO DID THE BAIN MURDERS.
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July 9, 2010 4:28pm
bazzarra

I think this critter will be calamari after Monday morning!
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July 9, 2010 4:31pm
Bevan

BLOGOSPHERE “KNOWS” WHO DID THE BAIN MURDERS.

Nah, we just know who DIDN’T do it.
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July 9, 2010 4:34pm
Doug

Friday Funny.

National-led Government (58.5%, up 3%) further ahead of Opposition Parties (41.5%);
National up 2.5% to 53%, Labour down 4% to 29%

Finding No. 4531 – This latest New Zealand Roy Morgan Poll on voting intention was conducted by telephone with a New Zealand-wide cross-section of 849 electors from June 21 – July 4, 2010. Of all electors surveyed, 6% (down 0.5%) did not name a party.: July 09, 2010

The latest New Zealand Roy Morgan Poll shows support for John Key’s National-led Government has strengthened to 58.5% (up 3%), comprising National Party 53% (up 2.5%), Maori Party 3% (unchanged), ACT NZ 2% (up 1%) and United Future 0.5% (down 0.5%).

Support for Opposition Parties has fallen to 41.5% (down 3%); Labour Party 29% (down 4%), Greens 8.5% (down 1%), New Zealand First 3% (up 1.5%), and Others 1% (up 0.5%).

If a National Election were held today the National Party would be clearly returned to Government.

The Roy Morgan Government Confidence Rating is well up, 7.5pts to 144 with 65% (up 4.5%) of New Zealanders saying New Zealand is ‘heading in the right direction’ compared to 21% (down 3%) that say New Zealand is ‘heading in the wrong direction.’
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July 9, 2010 4:46pm
dime

the Greens are polling at 8.5?? my god
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July 9, 2010 4:50pm
IHStewart

Paul Knows 🙂
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July 9, 2010 4:59pm
Doug

Paul is not picking them he is Chewing on the Carcass.
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July 9, 2010 5:06pm
David in Chch

Don’t worry, dime. Once Russel Norman gets talking to the greater NZ public, that will be sure to drop more. I heard him in public for the first time today and was _not_ impressed. And a friend who was also there, and is _still_ a Green supporter, was also not impressed. He is still a Green-ie in _spite_ of Norman.
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July 9, 2010 5:11pm
Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left

See, a bloody Mollusk gets it, why cant a CHCH jury, half or NZs elderly ladies and RRM???
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July 9, 2010 5:18pm
dad4justice

The sooner this thing of wisdom is made a judge the better for society.
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July 9, 2010 5:23pm
Jack5

One smart sucker fucker.
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July 9, 2010 5:49pm
side show bob

Do you think we should offer Paul political asylum, I hear there have been numerous death threats made. I’m sure he is MP material, or perhaps he could sit in council at the supercity, God knows they need someone that can make a decision.
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July 9, 2010 6:35pm
Eisenhower

That’s farkin funny. Spat me beer all over the keyboard.
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July 9, 2010 7:32pm
ciaron

DPF, had any threats from Karam?
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July 10, 2010 8:36am
ross

Think of the money Paul could save us. No more jury trials. Still, he’d be pretty busy and would need more than 8 arms. 🙂
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July 11, 2010 11:49am
BlairM

I’d trust Paul the Octopus over a jury of 12 housewives students and retired people any day.
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July 12, 2010 5:28pm
wikiriwhis business

Just found out that although I have convictions, I’ve never been to jail so can be picked for jury duty.

Aged 50 and never have.

Maybe its easier to win the lotto going by all the major winners lately.
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July 12, 2010 5:47pm

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