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July 3, 2010 9:06am by David Farrar

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This photo from The Press is too good to ignore. Again funny not nasty.

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caption contest
John Key

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ben

Put me down. I’m from Libertarianz.
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July 3, 2010 9:14am
Auberon

Goff’s niece proves a bridge too far for Key
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July 3, 2010 9:50am
m@tt

Keys Armani suit & gold Rolex were ruined in mere seconds.
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July 3, 2010 9:51am
Pita

Mommy, this silly man still believes in Father Christmas, the Tooth fairy and Anthropogenic Global Warming!
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July 3, 2010 9:52am
questlove

Don’t cry, cutting early childhood education doesn’t hurt.
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July 3, 2010 9:54am
Bevan

“Mummy! He said he liked my sheep, and was gonna take it!”
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July 3, 2010 9:59am
m@tt

I think this trainee revenue generation unit is broken. It’s alarm keeps sounding.
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July 3, 2010 10:00am
kaya

I don’t care if you think the ETS is a disaster and just another tax, while Labour are so crap in opposition I can do whatever I want bwahahaha!
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July 3, 2010 10:02am
Peter

Someone lost control of their methane emissions.
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July 3, 2010 10:03am
David in Chch

John Key meets with a future Labour voter.

OR

John Key meets with a future ACT voter.
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July 3, 2010 10:24am
jcuknz

Helen lost the Election [ and had to make do with the UN]
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July 3, 2010 10:29am
JC

You don’t even look like Sonny Bill Williams!

JC
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July 3, 2010 10:37am
Manolo

Don’t cry or I’ll tax you to death.
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July 3, 2010 10:43am
Fale Andrew Lesa

😀

“is this the man running the country, they told me this was the land of milk and honey”.
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July 3, 2010 10:56am
RKBee

Kids see it as it is…….. Mummy.

John Key… Hmm how much money can I shake out of the next generation….

John Key… how much money can I shake out of this baby without being caught in the act of abusing a child….
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July 3, 2010 11:01am
Nookin

John Key meets with the next Labour Prime Minister
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July 3, 2010 11:10am
Peter

Meeting with third Greens co-leader (non ageist) goes as well as could be expected.
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July 3, 2010 11:19am
Nookin

Peter — if she is the future Greens leader then she must be related to Russell Norman. The tantrum looks familiar. Is there a flag on the ground?
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July 3, 2010 11:30am
jims_whare

wahhh I wanna be smacked but you made it illegal………………so now I’ll throw tantrums all my life and go to jail….waahhh nasty man
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July 3, 2010 11:42am
jims_whare

lol
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July 3, 2010 11:42am
Thomas the Unbeliever

Save me! I read he at eats a least one fresh baby every day. It was posted on Red Alert and the Standard, so it must be true.
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July 3, 2010 11:53am
Richard Hurst

Child discovers she isn’t meeting the National standard.

Key assaults outraged kindergarten student association president.

PM decides youth vote a lost cause.
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July 3, 2010 12:48pm
questlove

Key is the new Super-Nanny.
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July 3, 2010 1:08pm
Kris K

“Guess what little girl? – I’m going to help reduce New Zealand’s carbon emissions tonight by having roast lamb for my dinner. And by the way, little girl, you do realise it isn’t pc to have toy lambs in this carbon sensitive era? – they send the wrong message. They’re about as offensive as was having a ‘golliwog’ 20 years ago. Please relay my concerns to your ‘care-giver’.”
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July 3, 2010 1:22pm
AlphaKiwi

Hey little girl, your generation is sooooo fucked.
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July 3, 2010 2:37pm
vrcattermole

Up and coming ministers mortified at new government credit card policies
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July 3, 2010 2:49pm
jackp

You shouldn’t cry, little girl. You never wanted the foreshore and seabeds anyway because you don’t know how to swim.
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July 3, 2010 2:53pm
Honest John

At last, i’ve found a worthy sacrafice to satasfy my masters’ needs at Bohemian Grove! The Fed/Molach will be very pleased!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove
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July 3, 2010 3:04pm
Michael

“Mummy, I said I want MY dummy!”
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July 3, 2010 3:19pm
krazykiwi

Key adopts risky short position, meltdown imminent.
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July 3, 2010 3:43pm
Pongo

Gimme back my flag, gimme back my flag
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July 3, 2010 4:05pm
flipper

Unlike DPF, Pagani and Holmes, she knows that AGW, Kyoto and the ETS is a load of UN World Government rubbish that we (The Government and not NP membership or the majority of NZers, DPF) have been conned into accepting. As for only 20 to 30 % opposed to the ETS (DPF on Holmes this AM) – your detailed references please.

[DPF: This is off topic – take to general debate. My 30% figure was not those oppossed to ETS but those who think AGW is a myth. There have been many polls in various countries showing that is around the proportion]
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July 3, 2010 4:57pm
Pauleastbay

I do not look like Helen you bastard
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July 3, 2010 4:58pm
Richard Hurst

Key whispers to child how much taxes will have to increase in ten years time to pay for current borrowing and universal pension.
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July 3, 2010 5:14pm
Rex Widerstrom

I couldn’t hope to top m@tt and Michael, but anyway…

(voice off): “No, PM, you have to turn the taxpayer upside down before you can shake it to get the change from its pockets”.
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July 3, 2010 5:15pm
Manolo

Key: I’ll teach you how to lie through your teeth, I’m a master.
Baby: No, no, wahhh.
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July 3, 2010 5:16pm
Inventory2

Kris K said

They’re about as offensive as was having a ‘golliwog’ 20 years ago. Please relay my concerns to your ‘care-giver’.”

Not a caption, but Kris K, Golliwogs are back in vogue; our shop stocks them. They’re supposed to be just called Gollys, but you and I know better than that!
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July 3, 2010 6:06pm
Steve

Key: “Typical brat, just keep screaming until you get what you want”
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July 3, 2010 6:06pm
Kiwi Dave

Not everyone greeted news of impending cuts to the student loan scheme with enthusiasm.
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July 3, 2010 6:07pm
s.russell

Suzie decided to try the same tactic as the Primary Schools Principals’ Association and act like a spoiled child to get her way.
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July 3, 2010 6:13pm
Johnboy

“Listen Kid”.

“I am John Key not Johnboy”.

“Your sheep is safe”.
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July 3, 2010 6:14pm
GerryandthePM

“Our economy’s built round woolly lambs”
Gushed John, with all his charm
“But you’ve fleeced all the little folk” she cried
As she gushed all down his arm.
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July 3, 2010 6:33pm
Leonidas

Key: You can bitch & cry all you want, they don’t call me smile ‘n wave for nothing.
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July 3, 2010 6:47pm
RKBee

Labour kiss the babies… I make the scream.

How do you switch this thing off.

See…If prerents were more accountable for their kids this kid wouldn’t be sceeming now.
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July 3, 2010 6:49pm
RKBee

Prerents… I don’t know if that will help … parents maybe.
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July 3, 2010 6:55pm
mavxp

John Key demonstrates how the sense of entitlement has been ingrained in New Zealanders from an early age, by removing the tax-payer funded fluffy sheep from the child with expected results.
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July 3, 2010 8:26pm
side show bob

“fart, fart, please, uncle nick needs the money”
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July 3, 2010 8:48pm
krazykiwi

Key: “I’m having lamb for dinner”
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July 3, 2010 8:50pm
A1kmm

Future voter confronts man relaxed about destroying her environment and future
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July 3, 2010 10:06pm
OECD rank 22 kiwi

Little Girl: “Oh no, I’m playing the role of Blondi in this photo Op. I hear you too only had the best of intentions in running for leader of this nation. I just wish I didn’t have to swallow this bitter pill of the ETS you are fouisting upon me.”
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July 4, 2010 5:22am
Kris K

Inventory2 [July 3rd, 2010 at 6:06 pm],

Not a caption, but Kris K, Golliwogs are back in vogue; our shop stocks them. They’re supposed to be just called Gollys, but you and I know better than that!

… and if I were to come into your shop I would VERY loudly ask, “Do you have any golliwogs in stock? – I want to add it to my children’s Noddy and Big Ears collection.” 😉

[Actually I didn’t know that, IV2 – a whole new generation can have the pleasure of owning their very own Golly[wog]. My brother actually had one when we were kids. We used to also enjoy watching the Black & White Minstrels show on TV too 😉 – how times have changed; and not necessarily for the better IMHO.]
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July 4, 2010 11:56am
mavxp

Jokes aside, while the little girl may not like Mr. Key’s aftershave, John seems to be completely at ease holding the little tyke. She’s clearly in safe hands. Not everyone can pull this off with such aplomb.
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July 4, 2010 2:08pm
Shunda barunda

“John Key demonstrates his firm grasp of children’s issues”
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July 4, 2010 5:47pm
Shunda barunda

“Child feels the squeeze as John Key tightens his grip on early child care units”
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July 4, 2010 5:49pm
Mike78

Im sorry, but the Nanny state is over.
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July 4, 2010 9:29pm
bobberesford.com

J Key : I’m gonna keep squeezing you till mum and Dad agree to vote National.
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July 5, 2010 12:15am
berend

Yes, after you’ve grow up, it is really your duty to pay for the baby boomer’s pensions.
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July 5, 2010 6:30am
burt

Mummmmmmmy, this nasty man said a life of welfare dependence was a bad thing……
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July 5, 2010 9:58am
bobberesford.com

Prime Minister seizes another photo-op ….and a reluctant child….and a fluffy lamb…
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July 5, 2010 2:10pm
bobberesford.com

Child with lamb delivers Federated Farmers protest on ETS and lack of support for rural sector. Is met with firm grip and overpowering smile.
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July 5, 2010 2:14pm

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