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November 9, 2009 8:00am by David Farrar

General Debate 9 November 2009

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Steve

Be kind to him God Botherers
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November 9, 2009 8:06pm
Johnboy

Sad phool sad phool what yuh goin to do
Paula and Winz is a coming for you

How old is your sprog then phool?
If he is six my boy its a real job for you soon!

If you start being a bit more polite to Bob
He might give you a job on the farm
(all that fonterra payout to come—-civic service–employing the useless and —-unemployable etc etc)

But you will have to work bloody hard
Something you have no knowlege of

There is no room for a layabout on the farm
But as you don’t like blood on the hands

Seeing your a vegan Bob may get you to dig the garden
And grow the vegetables good healthy hard work

There might be a bit of fencing to be sorted
Good hard work for a man of skill like you

By the time you’ve done that
You will be too tired to squawk your crap to the world

None of whom of course gives a
Shit about the shit you spout

There is always the other option
Trainee manager at KFC

Should suit you well getting stuck in to the
Greasy grime with the other losers of society

But deep down knowing that with your qualifications
You are superior to them all and one day

You will rise above the lower classes and become a
Boss———————-O fuck—-that was a fuken bad dream

this is real bad shit man I’ll
have to stop smoking this crap.

Quardle ardle wardle doodle
phil the magpie dreamed
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November 9, 2009 8:08pm
Hurf Durf

Oh, so a few thousand handpicked survey takers who can afford to take the survey because the people making the wealth are too busy doing other things. I was right then.
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November 9, 2009 8:11pm
Steve

Johnboy@8.08
Geeze it’s a pity no sound, lyrics have class lol!!!
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November 9, 2009 8:17pm
Brian Smaller

Steve said

Look!

It’s a Phool

Quardle oodle ardle waddle doodle

to which Philu replied

look..!

it’s a mono-syllabilic troll..

phil(whoar.co.nz)

Philu – Quardle oodle ardle waddle doodle all have two syllables.
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November 9, 2009 8:19pm
Whafe

Hurf D – Dont give Phool the satisfaction of even reading is utter shit he types, it feeds is pathetic mind.

He is the first living brain donor, we cannot forget that.
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November 9, 2009 8:20pm
Steve

Don’t tell him that, he will repeat repeat himself
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November 9, 2009 8:21pm
Johnboy

True Steve I’ve just finished composing the soundtrack now (with a lot of help from Pete Wadams) a bit of a balls up but I hope you like it.

http://www.nzbirds.com/birds/sound/magpiewb.wav

(That was Helen doing the intro)
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November 9, 2009 8:28pm
Steve

knock knock
who’s there?
haula benifit
k, come in.
Its Paula Bennett you fucking moron
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November 9, 2009 8:28pm
Steve

Johnboy@8.28
Phool can translate it huh?
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November 9, 2009 8:38pm
philu

yes..but you didn’ t write those two-syllable words…did you..?

phil(whoar.co.nz),
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November 9, 2009 8:40pm
Steve

Quardle oodle ardle wadle McDoodle
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November 9, 2009 8:46pm
ISeeRed

Someone call an exterminator. We have another infestation of Vermini Philus Urea.
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November 9, 2009 8:56pm
Chthoniid

…just another evening of Phool-baiting ISeeRed.
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November 9, 2009 8:58pm
Hurf Durf

What’s black, brown and would look good on phool?

A Doberman.
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November 9, 2009 8:59pm
dad4justice

Spray the place with phool insecticide before we all catch Lickspittleittis.
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November 9, 2009 8:59pm
philu

no..you aren’t ‘baiting’ me..

you are just making yourselves look like the total dicks you are..

that’s all you can ever say/do..

ain’t that ‘kinda sad’..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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November 9, 2009 9:07pm
billyborker

Hi dad, Alex says she’s having a god time going down south. I hope she’ll get on well with Kirsty when they finally meet, its been a long time in the planning.
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November 9, 2009 9:21pm
dad4justice

Nasty stuff fugley.
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November 9, 2009 9:24pm
billyborker

Your last comment on kiwiblog about my daughter has been forwarded to Christchurch Police.

I suspect they’re a little tired of you by now.
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November 9, 2009 10:10pm
billyborker

“hwello, powice? My name is petie and someone was nasty to me on the interweb”.

boo fucking hoo! Grow some balls, girly boy.
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November 9, 2009 10:19pm
dad4justice

The left are a twisted bunch of creeps.
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November 9, 2009 10:22pm
ISeeRed

Despite my libertarian tendencies, the existence of philu makes a very strong case against drug legalisation.
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November 9, 2009 10:22pm
Viking2

Actually you are all pissing wind and Phill is in no danger what so ever form this Govt. Here is an analysis of their promises before the election and their actions subsequent to the election. If anything welfare is more entrenched than ever.

NATIONAL’S BROKEN PROMISES

Information obtained under the Official Information Act shows that the National government has failed to implement the welfare policy promises it made during the 2008 election campaign.

Welfare commentator Lindsay Mitchell said that she had been provided with information from the Ministry of Social Development which confirms that none of the promises laid out below has been implemented. The first column shows the promises and reasons for them, as detailed in National’s manifesto; the second column provides the information from the Ministry of Social Development confirming none of the promises has been actioned.

“National produced an 11-page benefits policy prior to the 2008 election and they have a mandate and responsibility to deliver. Probably the worst omission is a failure to introduce a part-time work test on the domestic purposes benefit. Australia introduced work-testing in 2006 and a report released by the Centre for Independent Studies last week shows that the number of Parenting Payment (Single) recipients has dropped by 21 percent. The report concludes the drop is due to a combination of movement off welfare and transfer to the unemployment benefit. By contrast, New Zealand’s DPB numbers have risen by 6 percent in the past year.”

“National also said it would ‘address growth in sickness and invalid numbers’ yet the total number has increased by a further 5 percent in this year alone.”

“To win votes on false promises is fraudulent. National promised an ‘unrelenting focus on work’ but, after almost a year in government, is not delivering for its voters . Even worse, it’s not delivering for people on benefits who need more carrot and stick to become self reliant.”

“The welfare bill is the government’s biggest at $19.4 billion a year or 30 percent of core expenditure. This is where National needs to be focussing its attention and honouring its promises.”

What National promised (a)/What National delivered(b)

1.(a) Re-naming ‘Personal Development and Employment Plans’ because, “It is not the government’s role to help people develop a plan for social activities.”1

(b) Please note that the Ministry has received no advice to discontinue PDEPs and no decisions have been made to change the name of these plans.2

2.(a) A requirement that the validity of a second medical certificate for a sickness benefit be reduced from 13 weeks to 4 because, “This will ensure more frequent assessments from the person’s doctor.”1

(b) If a person is unable to work and requires a Sickness Benefit for longer than four weeks they must return to their registered health professional and obtain a further medical certificate. A second or subsequent medical certificate can provide medical coverage for up to a maximum of 13 weeks.2

3.(a) Introduction of part-time work obligations for sickness and invalid beneficiaries assessed as being able to work because, “[However] there is no obligation for these people to do anything more than plan for their eventual return to work and talk to their case manager regularly.”1

(b) A recipient of a sickness Benefit or Invalid’s Benefit has no work test obligations, however they may be required to plan towards their future return to work.2

4.(a) Introduction of a more graduated system of sanctions for people who do not comply with work obligations because, “This step, or steps, will give Work and Income case managers more flexibility and additional tools to encourage beneficiaries to comply with their work obligations.”1

(b) Legislation relating to work test sanctions was introduced in 1998 and was most recently amended in 2007.2

5.(a) Raising the abatement-free earnings threshold from $80 a week to $100 because, “This will help to encourage work wherever possible.”1

(b) A person in receipt of a benefit can earn $80 gross per week before their benefit is abated.2

6.(a) Introduction of part-time work-testing on DPB recipients when their youngest child turns six because ,”There is clear evidence that work obligations are effective.”1

(b) Note clients receiving the Domestic Purposes Benefit cannot be pressured into taking up or accepting employment.3

FOOTNOTES:
1/ Direct quote from the National benefits policy backgrounder
2/ Direct quote from an OIA response

http://www.nzcpr.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=641&p=25882#p25882
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November 9, 2009 10:37pm
philu

heh..!..i like the bird calls..

phil(whoar.co.nz
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November 9, 2009 10:45pm
Dirty Rat

Razork (286) Vote: 9 0 Says:

November 9th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
What a piece of human garbage Graham Burton is.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/3045247/Inmate-stabbed-through-heart-court-hears

Wish some gangster would make a name for himself and top this piece of crap off.

Little Raz

Burton attacked a gang leader in Jail.

What is the problem here ?

I say pay the guy $1000 for each gang member he knocks off, let him go for it.
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November 9, 2009 11:38pm
Ryan Sproull

Funny, Ryan Sproull, that you, of all people, should say that we need to reserve judgement until we have all the facts.

Were you not one of the editors of Craccum who published my leaked rude email without trying to find out about the full circumstances of the case (including the emails before and after the rude one, as well as the fact that the student’s extension request was never substantiated, nor did she ever make a formal written complaint to anyone, or that the leak was in fact orchestrated by pro-Palestinian activists with an ax to grind with me about my supposed pro-Israeli beliefs)? And were you not one of those who, in comments threads here on the subject of my dismissal, who repeated the lie that I must have done something else in order to get dismissed (a claim refuted by the ERA)? What I do recall is that you and others involved in disseminating the email went very quiet once the dismissal was ruled to be unjustified.

Since you did not have too much concern about the facts then, and were not man enough to admit that you insinuations were false once the truth began to come out, what makes you so pious all of a sudden?

Gosh. Can’t believe I missed this all those years ago.

No, Mr Buchanan, I was not one of those editors. That was all after my time. I’m sure if you see this, you’ll be man enough to apologise for accusing me.
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