Satan in the Australian Parliament

AAP report:

A FORMER political running mate of Family First senator Steve Fielding says dark forces are casting spells on Federal Parliament.

Catch the Fire Ministries pastor Daniel Nalliah has organised a “prayer offensive” to combat evil forces including witchcraft, homosexuality and abortion.

Boy he really must dislike Albus Dumbledore then.

“These days people don’t think the Devil is real but we have seen the bad effects of the spiritual being known as Satan and we believe there is a spiritual fight over the nation of Australia being fought in the heavens.”

Asked what evidence of Satan there was in Parliament, Mr Nalliah said: “The number of politicians who have serious marriage problems.”

That is interesting in that he blames Satan for the marriage problems of MPs.

Personally I blame it on the fact many MPs like having sex with hot young staff members.