10 proofs that John Key is the Anti-Christ

No this blog post does not cme from The Standard, but from the Dunedin School Blog. Their ten proofs are:

1. He has been to the south and east as prophesied in Daniel 8:9-12
2. He has spoken arrogant words
3. He has risen to the top quickly
4. He has spoken against God with the anti-smacking law
5. The merchants from the Earth will prosper from the Anti-Christ and he is a former merchant banker
6. He joined the National Party in 1998, and 1998 is 666×3.
7. The Anti-Christ will be different from his predecessors
8. He will be called the Messiah, which means he must have Jewish blood – which he does have.
9. He will be miraculously healed – and didn’t his arm heal quickly
10. His video blog is erecting a living image of him

They conclude that the chance of this all happening randomly is 1 in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, so John Key is definitely the Anti-Christ.

This would also explain why he is beating Goff so badly in the polls.