Top Ten Punishments for Chris Bishop
Labour devoted a parliamentary question and a press release to exposing the Facebook status updates of Chris Bishop, in Gerry Brownlee’s Office. Chris’ sin was scepticism over Earth Hour.
Anyway I have been leaked the list of punishments that have been devised for Mr Bishop. They are:
- Placed in charge of Beehive recycling programme
- Secondment to Darien Fenton’s office every second Friday
- Now responsible for turning off the lights at night in every Beehive office
- Chris appointed Private Secretary for Gender Equity programmes
- Required to do a cost/benefit analysis for the national cycleway showing it will cost only $50 million and crate 4,000 jobs
- Then required to test the cycleway out during winter
- Made responsible for monitoring the Twitter accounts of all Labour Party staff
- Duties now include daily inspections of Bellamys food to check no pies or fizzy drinks are on sale
- As show of contrition to the Greens, Bishop made speech writer for foreign policy speeches for Keith Locke
- Compulsory entrant into Ministerial piggyback race at Easter
Thanks to all of Chris’ friends who helped compile the list!