Dim-Post on National’s tax package
The Dim-Post announces National’s real tax policies:
- $50 per week tax cut for every worker in New Zealand – will be accompanied by $50 per week ‘negative salary rebate’ for all workers, adding to a total transfer of wealth of over $5000 per year!
- ‘KiwiSlaver’, a new employers rights package aimed to stimulate the economy by protecting business owners from nuisance law-suits over trivial charges such as kidnapping and aggrivated assault.
- Flat tax of 18% to the really hot little red-head who participated in Crosby/Textor market research focus group #5.
- 5% GST rebate on Playstation 3 consoles; cost to be offset by privitisation of Stewart Island, population of which become legal property of Dow Industrial Chemicals.
- Free small soda at the movies for all working mothers on middle incomes aged between 25 and 45 living in the Otaki and Hamilton West electorates.
- Low income earners will be allowed to look behind the couch cushions of John Key’s sofa and keep whatever they find.
Heh I like No 1 and No 3 especially.